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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Hammer and Nichel show.

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Speaker 2: You a bargin next star, WHOA, Let's go baby, It's Friday.

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Speaker 3: Let's have some good old fashioned arguments, shall we. I'm

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Speaker 3: Jason Hammer. Jemmy Lopez is filling in for Big Nige

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Speaker 3: and joining us on the hotline. The man that coined

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Speaker 3: the phrase arguments, Dan base Levy, How are you?

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Speaker 4: What up?

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Speaker 1: God? What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Nothing?

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Speaker 3: Nothing at all?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 3: Ready for a hot topic here, But before we get there,

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Speaker 3: refresh everybody on what arguments is? Where can we find?

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Speaker 1: Your entire audience does not know? An argument? Is upsetting?

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Speaker 1: Right now? Buddy case, you're just down to in and

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Speaker 1: want to know what this is. You had arguments all

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Speaker 1: your life, nobody ever put it to you as cool

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Speaker 1: as this way. I do a podcast, asked about it?

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Speaker 1: Where you argue with your friends at Barbara shops, barbecues, bars,

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Speaker 1: wherever you kind of gather around and do the would

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Speaker 1: you rather Who's the greatest of all time? Anything of

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Speaker 1: that nature of Mount Rushmoores and I made a podcast

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Speaker 1: out of it. You get to watch it on YouTube

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Speaker 1: anywhere you download your podcast fun Facebook group and I

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Speaker 1: like to come on and hammer one if you will

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Speaker 1: towards you guys and set you up on a Friday,

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Speaker 1: Can I give you a bargument to stir the pot?

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Speaker 3: Stir up, baby, stir away.

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Speaker 1: All right, gentlemen, best TV or movie best friend?

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Speaker 3: So best TV or movie best friend, best buddy, could

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Speaker 3: be television, could be a movie. All right, let me

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Speaker 3: think about this, Dan, you go ahead and get us rolling.

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Speaker 1: There are a lot of really good best friends flash sidekake.

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Speaker 1: But when I really thought about it and thought, who

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Speaker 1: is the most perfect match for a person in the

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Speaker 1: TV or movie? This is one is both a TV

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Speaker 1: show and was a movie, and it would be Beavis

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Speaker 1: from Beavis.

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Speaker 4: But you can take me, but you cannot take my bo.

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Speaker 2: That's strong.

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Speaker 3: That's a class, that's real strong.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I wasn't around. Bloodhead would really be a lonely

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Speaker 1: person who's taking out with a guy like that?

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Speaker 3: Right, and correct me if I'm wrong. But Beavis was

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Speaker 3: the first one to get a job. He got a

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Speaker 3: job at Burger World, to which all butt Head did

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Speaker 3: was show up and heckle him. Yeah right, Oh that's

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Speaker 3: really good my childhood.

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Speaker 4: If I could handle that voice.

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Speaker 5: Though all the time we tuned in and we did

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Speaker 5: not miss a show.

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Speaker 1: And how many best breads could actually hear those voices

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Speaker 1: and be like, with this guy, that's my guy, that's

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Speaker 1: my dude.

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Speaker 3: Right, that's perfect. I love that one. That's gonna be

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Speaker 3: tough to beat. Uh, Miss Allison, I turned to you.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Leslie. Not from Parks and rec.

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Speaker 4: She literally created Gallantine's Day, which is a whole holiday

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Speaker 4: to celebrate her.

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Speaker 3: Oh, what's a big deal.

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Speaker 4: And now it's like a phenomenon. So if anyone will

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Speaker 4: lift your spirits, I feel like it'd be her.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is my boyfriend Derek.

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Speaker 4: This is Derek's boyfriend Ben.

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Speaker 3: Hey, oh wait, sorry, what's the situation?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: How does this work?

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Speaker 4: Derek is gay, but he's straight for me, but he's

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Speaker 4: gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek and

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Speaker 4: I hate Ben.

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Speaker 1: It's not that complicated, now, Oh yeah, sure.

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Speaker 3: The thing about youth culture is I don't understand it.

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Speaker 4: She doesn't understand it, but she accepts it. She also

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Speaker 4: has the best like nicknames for everybody she calls like

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Speaker 4: women like beautiful mermaids and goddesses and stuff. And you know,

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Speaker 4: I think we all need that in our lives.

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Speaker 3: Very positive, such an uplifting.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Jerry, Yeah, listen, Leslie note may lift your spirits,

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Speaker 5: but my nomination, he's just going to get you lifted.

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Speaker 5: He's got a he's got a holiday coming up in

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Speaker 5: seventeen days Easters on Sunday.

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Speaker 2: But this guy's the most high.

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Speaker 5: Give me cheat from cheating Chong.

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Speaker 4: Window, keep that knocking.

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Speaker 3: But you can't come in.

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Speaker 1: Your license? Your license? Where's your license? It's on the bumper?

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Speaker 3: Man back there, man, Cheat of Cheating.

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Speaker 1: Of that movie is one of the greatest beginnings to

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Speaker 1: the movie I've ever seen.

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Speaker 5: Hey, man, what's your name?

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Speaker 2: He said, his name's Ralph.

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Speaker 3: That's good. That's good. Uh. Some of the uh answers

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Speaker 3: coming in from the the chat right now, we've got

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Speaker 3: a Leonard Hofstetter from The Big Bang Theory, Joey and Chandler, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Wren from Ren and Stimpy, all right, Harry and Lloyd

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Speaker 3: from Dumb and Dumber. Pick either one. I'm gonna take

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Speaker 3: you to a television show to where this guy's best

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Speaker 3: friend isn't the best guy in the world, but I

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Speaker 3: see so much of myself in him. Jerry Seinfeld's buddy

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Speaker 3: George Costanza.

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Speaker 2: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning

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Speaker 2: woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in

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Speaker 2: your office.

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Speaker 5: Is that correct?

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Speaker 1: Was that wrong?

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Speaker 2: Should I not have done that?

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Speaker 3: I tell you, I got to plead ignorance on this thing,

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Speaker 3: because if anyone had said anything to me at all

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Speaker 3: when I first started here that that sort of thing

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Speaker 3: was frowned upon, you know, because I've worked in a

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Speaker 3: lot of offices.

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Speaker 4: And I tell you, people do that all the time.

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Speaker 5: People do that all the time.

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Speaker 3: Like I feel like that was me, like when my

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Speaker 3: bosses came in to yell at me. Now, mister Hammer,

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Speaker 3: you can't wish death upon people that harm police. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: I What's that wrong? That wrong for me to.

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Speaker 3: Because where I come from, people do that kind of

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Speaker 3: thing all the time. Some more honorable mentions here Base

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Speaker 3: that I'm seeing? Uh again, choose your fighter here, buzz

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Speaker 3: or Woody from toy Story. What are some other ones

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Speaker 3: that come to your mind? Any off the top of

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Speaker 3: your head?

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Speaker 5: Stimpy rin and stimpy b one, We.

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Speaker 3: Got them, base mouth and goofy Okay, somebody is talking

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Speaker 3: Wyatt RP to Doc Holliday who was Garfield. Garfield and

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Speaker 3: Odie maybe maybe. Yeah, Odie was the dog they brought

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Speaker 3: in Garth the Wayne. Yes, yes, that's that's a good one,

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Speaker 3: right there, Cassandra.

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Speaker 1: I.

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Speaker 4: Mean Thelma and Louise, they'll dive with you.

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Speaker 3: I mean they literally drove off a clip together.

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Speaker 5: Lucy and Ricky Ricardo, Well they weren't best friends.

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Speaker 4: Who was Lucy's ethel Ethyl?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm I'm not sure this was. They were actually

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Speaker 1: best friends. But Batman and Robin have pretty dark good friends.

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Speaker 3: Ason Gary from the ambiguously gay duo on Saturday Night Live?

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Speaker 3: Do they count?

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Speaker 5: And somebody said Hammer and Nigel, Joey and Chandler.

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Speaker 1: Right right?

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Speaker 3: Uh all right, uh mister Dan Levy one more time?

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Speaker 3: Where can we jump in the mix?

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Speaker 1: Bargaments is a podcast you can enjoy anywhere that you

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Speaker 1: download your podcast, whether it be Apple, iTunes or any

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Speaker 1: of those kinds of things, or a Spotify Amazon. There

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Speaker 1: are some YouTube episodes as well, and a Facebook group

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Speaker 1: that is continuously churning out hilarious bargaments and even fun

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Speaker 1: ones too, So please join us there, see you guys.

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Speaker 1: Next week.

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Speaker 3: Was Barney Fife a friend to Andy Griffith or was

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Speaker 3: he a coworker?

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Speaker 4: He was a friend who got hired to be the deputy.

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Speaker 4: I think that's what he got away with because Barty Fife.

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Speaker 3: Was strong, but I didn't know if he was actually

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Speaker 3: considered the best friend of Sheriff Andy Taylor.

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Speaker 4: I think so. I think they were best friends in

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Speaker 4: high school and that's how he got his little gig.

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Speaker 3: See this is a bargument in itself. Fred and Barney, freda,

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Speaker 3: Hammer and Nigel Show