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Speaker 1: All right, let's rip the bandaid off. Let's do caller roulette.

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Speaker 1: Scooby Doo is up first, Scooby Doo, where are you?

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 2: I am stuck in traffic on the southeast corner of Indianapolis,

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Speaker 2: and I just wanted another one to take Alison out

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Speaker 2: for dinner, dancing, a good night out and everything. What

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Speaker 2: does she want for breakfast in the.

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Speaker 1: Morning, Alison? If Scooby Doo ends up staying the night,

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Speaker 1: what do you like for breakfast?

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Speaker 3: I guess the right answer is Scooby snacks?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I'm a damn good cook.

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Speaker 1: Okay, gourmet Scooby snacks. Yeah, maybe an omelet with Scooby

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Speaker 1: Doo snacks.

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Speaker 3: Right, right, you go.

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Speaker 1: Again. We specifically said do not make Allison uncomfortable. Earlier

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Speaker 1: and right out of the gate we got somebody sleeping

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Speaker 1: with you wanting to know what's for breakfast?

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Speaker 5: Scooby Doo, be Doo.

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Speaker 1: Josh is up next, Josh, Welcome to the Hammer of

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Speaker 1: Nigel Show.

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Speaker 4: What you got?

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Speaker 3: Hey? You sure the Hammer and Spanglish show this week?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I'll take it.

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Speaker 3: I love filling in, Hey, So economic question for you guys,

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Speaker 3: I know gas prices, the Middle East, world economy, all

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Speaker 3: that's kind of driving it up. But I could have

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Speaker 3: sworn about a month or so ago, somebody was filling

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Speaker 3: in for one of the midday guys and they mentioned

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Speaker 3: that Gavin Newscom had made some kind of law or

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Speaker 3: something to shut down some of their refineries in California.

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Speaker 3: You guys heard anything about that.

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Speaker 5: I mean, we would be surprised if Gavin news was

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Speaker 5: screwing the energy in California. That's kind of what he does.

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Speaker 5: But if there's anything we know about the left, it's

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Speaker 5: that they want to handicap everybody. So big surprise that

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Speaker 5: they want to run up the gas prices so that

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Speaker 5: you're more dependent on them. I wouldn't be surprised at all.

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Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything specifically, but I'll defer to spanglish

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Speaker 1: right there. If it sounds like a really bad idea

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Speaker 1: and that's going to screw most people more often than not,

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Speaker 1: Gavin Newsome's probably got his hand in it. Uh. Joey

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Speaker 1: is up next, Joey, Welcome to the Hammer and Nigel Show.

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Speaker 6: Hey, so I had something else to talk about, but

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Speaker 6: then I heard this Scooby guy and it got me thinking,

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Speaker 6: what age, did you realize Scooby and Shaggy were total stoners.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good question. Probably not till I got

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Speaker 1: a little bit older, like when I knew what weed

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Speaker 1: and being a stoner was. So probably twelve ish thirteen ish,

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Speaker 1: I would say.

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Speaker 5: Tell you you were a young podcead and it looked

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Speaker 5: like in Beach Grub they start early.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying I was smoking it, but like again,

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Speaker 1: I knew who Cheech and Chong were, and I knew

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Speaker 1: what being high was like. Yeah, I didn't know.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know that it was that they were potheads

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Speaker 5: until maybe my army days, when I would still watch

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Speaker 5: those cartoons, probably around the same time I realized SpongeBob

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Speaker 5: was cussing, you know what I mean, like the Little Dolphin.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's funny. You watch some of these cartoons and

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Speaker 6: I'm of the uh.

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Speaker 3: You know the background things in there.

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Speaker 6: You're going, wait a minute, why am I showing this

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Speaker 6: to my kids?

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Speaker 3: You know, it's like your.

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Speaker 5: Kid doesn't notice it's made for us to watch because

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Speaker 5: they know we're watching with the kids.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you really want to go old school. Hell,

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Speaker 1: the Flintstones used to advertise for Winston's. Like Fred Flintstone

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Speaker 1: would come out and it'd be like a commercial in

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Speaker 1: the show and he's puffing on a Winston.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Fred's wife what was her name, Willielma Wilma. She was definitely.

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Speaker 3: Sucking on something. It was a cigarette probably, so.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, there we go. Hey, if push comes to

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Speaker 1: shove though, Betty I think was the hotter of that group.

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Speaker 1: Betty Rubble will smoke.

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Speaker 5: Give me the mom from Jetson's Okay.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'll see that.

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Speaker 1: I'll see that. Okay, maybe that's next year's March Mereaday.

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Speaker 1: Like the Hammer and Nigel Contest Hottest Cartoon Females, Jessica

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Speaker 1: Rabbit is the number one seed.

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Speaker 5: With Lois Griffin.

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Speaker 1: Uh Bill is standing by Bill. Welcome to The Hammer

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Speaker 1: and Nigel Show.

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Speaker 4: How are you guys?

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Speaker 5: Good man?

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Speaker 4: I just have one thing to ask, given your status

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Speaker 4: to the number one show, for the love of everything

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Speaker 4: that is holy, can we please get rid of Chad Benson.

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Speaker 1: I do not make personnel decisions. I do not make

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Speaker 1: decisions on programming. I've said this before when it comes

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Speaker 1: to other members of our staff. So unfortunately I cannot

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Speaker 1: weigh in with that. No comment okay, no comment. All right.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty much what we expect for caller Roulette. Somebody

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Speaker 1: asking me a question they know I can't answer. Somebody

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Speaker 1: making Alison uncomfortable. I feel like we got a lot

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Speaker 1: of accomplished there. That's good.