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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Hammer and Nigel show stand up

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Speaker 1: Comedy Madness. You have your March Madness brackets with all

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Speaker 1: the NCAA college basketball teams. Hammer and Nigel. We've been

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Speaker 1: doing this for a number of years now. Our latest

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Speaker 1: iteration is stand up comedy Madness. We've taken the top

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Speaker 1: sixteen comedians in our opinion and we're gonna whittle it

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Speaker 1: down to number one. We've done Biden Gibberish madness a

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Speaker 1: couple different times. Actually, we've done Covid hypocrisy madness, Trump

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Speaker 1: nickname madness. This is something that we've done for several

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Speaker 1: years now. Now we're doing I love it, the Madness series.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it's awesome. So yesterday, here is the matchup

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Speaker 1: and we'll start with number sixteen. Shane Gillis really funny

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Speaker 1: comedian Beautiful Dogs, his first special on NIT. Like this hilarious,

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Speaker 1: so funny, so inappropriate. I laughed the entire time. Here

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Speaker 1: here is Shane Gillis talking about how and there's context

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Speaker 1: behind this, but like how he identifies with the with

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Speaker 1: the guys that are shooting the rockets in Iraq more

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Speaker 1: than he does the Blackhawk helicopter guys in the US.

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Speaker 2: They also have never won. They they got fucked up

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Speaker 2: every single time that they would blow up, like one

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Speaker 2: truck every five months. They'd be just as surprises everybody

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Speaker 2: finally worked out. You can hear in their voice, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna bow up. They'd be like, oh. I was like, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 2: that's a human reaction. That's relatable. That's what I would

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Speaker 2: do if I saw an explosive. And you ever watch

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Speaker 2: us kill people. I can't relate to that at all.

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Speaker 2: To some Blackhawk helicopter with night vision mows down like

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Speaker 2: forty people, pilot gets on, he just goes clear. You

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Speaker 2: know that's a psycho.

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Speaker 1: That's my favorite bit on that. And then you know

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Speaker 1: he if you watch that, specially caps it off by

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Speaker 1: talking about it was either l Bag Daddy or Slomi,

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Speaker 1: whichever one he sent the dog. Trump sent the dogs

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Speaker 1: in like the robot dogs bat. I think it was

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Speaker 1: l Bag Daddy. So funny, so uh so. Number sixteen

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Speaker 1: seed Shake gillis versus number one the number one seed

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Speaker 1: and stand up comedy Badness with Hammer and Nigel Richard

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Speaker 1: Pryor talking about his crackpipe. I fell in love withness pipe.

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Speaker 3: This pipe pie controlled my very bitch.

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Speaker 4: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: We have smoking to do.

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Speaker 3: Oh the pip of ta Now come on, don't put

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Speaker 3: me down anywhere where I might.

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Speaker 2: Fall, because in the morning and it's hard to get one.

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Speaker 3: Of me.

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Speaker 1: And I don't want to be I want to be

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Speaker 1: clear here. The pull the votes weren't on the clips themselves.

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Speaker 1: It's the body of work. It's the quality of the

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Speaker 1: stand up comedy. Richard Pryor ended up. We did X

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Speaker 1: and Facebook. Richard Pryor ran away with it, like seventy

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Speaker 1: thirty as he should, as he should, Shake Gillis. They're

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Speaker 1: two different comedians, two different eras. We're doing the best

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Speaker 1: we can hear. People don't read too much into it,

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Speaker 1: but Richard Pryor is moving on now. Today's matchup number

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Speaker 1: fifteen seed Nicky Glazer. What do you think of Nicky Lazer?

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Speaker 2: Do you know who that is?

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Speaker 1: Female comedian? Not familiar with nick Really funny, really hot guy.

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Speaker 1: I got a thing for top blonds. I do, he doesn't.

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Speaker 3: She got really famous his last couple of years after

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Speaker 3: the Tom Brady Rose.

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Speaker 1: After the Tom Brady Rose, she just she had already

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Speaker 1: been doing well, but she just skyrocketed out her star

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Speaker 1: skyrocketed after that. Here is comedian Nikki Glazer talking about that,

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Speaker 1: I believe sexting her boyfriend back and forth.

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Speaker 4: Then later on in our relationship, towards the end, he

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Speaker 4: was like hounding me to send him like naked pictures,

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Speaker 4: which I didn't want to do, right, you know, but

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Speaker 4: I did. And here's the thing. I didn't put my

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Speaker 4: face in the pictures, you know, because that's how he

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Speaker 4: asked for them, but also to protect my identity. So

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Speaker 4: but I don't know I took him. I don't know

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Speaker 4: if anyone here has ever just taken a shot like

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Speaker 4: you're by yourself when you do it, and it takes

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Speaker 4: hours because you're like you look and you're like.

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Speaker 1: God no, and you have to do it again and

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Speaker 1: it doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to give a direction. I'm like, smile with

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Speaker 4: your eye, like nothing works. It just.

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Speaker 2: Give me something.

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Speaker 1: So Nikki Glazer, number fifteen seed going up against the

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Speaker 1: number two seed, Dave Chappelle talking about pepe Le Pew.

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Speaker 3: They used to TV to program us from a young age.

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Speaker 3: He would watched like a cartoon as she used to

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Speaker 3: watch me a little as an adult. That was with

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Speaker 3: my nephew were sitting there me watching Pepylar Pugh. I say,

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Speaker 3: my nembe, I said, I pay attention to this guy

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Speaker 3: because he's funny. I used to watch him when I

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Speaker 3: was little and we watched a Pepylar Pew. But I'm

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Speaker 3: old now I'm looking like good God kind of rapist?

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Speaker 2: Is this guy?

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Speaker 4: I told you.

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Speaker 3: My nephey was sitting there cracking up.

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Speaker 2: He see.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes got to take him like peppy, like oh, I

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Speaker 3: had to turn the channel real quick.

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Speaker 1: Is he one of the most controversial comedians of modern history,

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Speaker 1: I would say for sure. Especially he's also one of

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Speaker 1: the few people who would walk away from a multimillion

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Speaker 1: dollar deal like he did in nearly two thousands because

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Speaker 1: he was on fire with the Dave Chappelle Show and

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Speaker 1: they wanted him to do Comedy Central. Yeah, Comedy Central

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Speaker 1: a lot more work, and he walked away from the

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Speaker 1: money so he could live a private life. And he's

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Speaker 1: only recently come back and he's still got it. He's

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Speaker 1: still sharp as ever. Dave Chappelle incredible talent.

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Speaker 2: So this is no content.

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Speaker 1: You can vote right now. Stand Up Comedy Madness on

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Speaker 1: Facebook at Hammer and Nigel. Put your vote in now.

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Speaker 1: We'll let you know the winner tomorrow