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Speaker 1: Twas the night before the night before Christmas, and all

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Speaker 1: through the DNC, Governor Pritzker of Illinois was stress eating.

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Speaker 2: He's on plate number thirty three. Get in the doctor.

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Speaker 2: Fauci is spreading fear. Elizabeth Warren is in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get me. Are the gifts are all wrapped

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Speaker 1: with ribbons and bows.

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Speaker 2: You'll hand.

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Speaker 1: Omar and her brother are under the missiletone. Ah More,

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Speaker 1: family and friends have arrived. They're all gathered in the room.

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Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi just got here. She flew in on her broom.

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Speaker 2: There it is there, it is.

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Speaker 1: When out on the lawn we heard such clatter, false alarm,

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Speaker 1: wrong fat guy, It was just Jerry Natler. But Santa

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Speaker 1: would arrive with his white beard by his mouth. He

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Speaker 1: brought Kamala a one way ticket to the border so

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Speaker 1: she could finally get her ass down south. AOC got

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Speaker 1: red lipstick, Bernie a government check. Adam Schiff got thirteen

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Speaker 1: scarves to cover up.

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Speaker 2: That big pencil neck can sel neck.

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Speaker 1: Adam Shift. Santa brought new egos as the polling shows

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Speaker 1: they've been bruised. He brought the Clinton's new body bags

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Speaker 1: because all of theirs have already been used. Santa and

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Speaker 1: a guest flew off, and you could hear the sleigh

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Speaker 1: bells ring. They said, Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 2: To all and to all. You know this, you know

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Speaker 2: the thing.

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Speaker 1: There you go, twas the night before Wow, the night

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Speaker 1: before Christmas, tear to the eye,