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Speaker 1: Oh, man, I don't like these bad two words together

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Speaker 1: nightge Turkey shortage? What turkey shortage?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Last time I checked. We're getting close to like the

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Speaker 1: biggest turkey day of the year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, about a month away from right now, and.

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing some uh chatter, there's a turkey shortage. According

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Speaker 1: to a new study, America's turkey flock has decreased to

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Speaker 1: the smallest size in forty years. WHOA, mainly due to

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Speaker 1: an outbreak of bird flu. So turkey prices are now

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Speaker 1: trending up around forty percent this Thanksgiving season.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well we're gonna have to have a conversation with

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Speaker 2: the coupon lady, your wife to see what we could

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Speaker 2: do about this forty.

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Speaker 1: Percent. Now Trump's going to get blamed for this. Well

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Speaker 1: I thought you said that the Thanksgiving meals would be cheaper. Well,

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Speaker 1: we didn't know there'd be a bird flu either, and

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Speaker 1: the freaking flock would be in question. But here we are,

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Speaker 1: which brings us to great moments in Turkey history. If

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Speaker 1: you've never seen an aggressive turkey, these things are rotten sobs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: here's a story from Boston where there was a group

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Speaker 1: of aggressive turkeys creating some mayhem.

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Speaker 3: It's extremely scary. It's frightening. If you're walking, they come

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Speaker 3: up extremely, extremely close to you, and they come forward

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Speaker 3: as if they're going.

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Speaker 1: To find you. The one incidence I had was with

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Speaker 1: my mailman. I heard a lot of emotion.

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Speaker 3: I looked outside and they had him cornered across the street.

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Speaker 3: My husband has gone out maybe four to five times

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Speaker 3: to sweep them away from various people. I'm actually fearful

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Speaker 3: to just go walking on my own.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so that was funny. I apologize.

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Speaker 2: I apologize for laughing for saying that the turkeys had

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Speaker 2: the mailman corner.

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Speaker 1: I was in Boston. I will now see that and

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Speaker 1: raise you. Turkeys creating a ruckus in New Jersey.

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Speaker 4: Okay, the turkeys are taken over.

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Speaker 2: It's like an infestation.

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Speaker 4: I can't get out of my door. Sometimes I can't

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Speaker 4: get out of my car.

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Speaker 3: Show them away. They won't do anything. They just like

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Speaker 3: look at you to say, yeah, I think.

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Speaker 2: They don't care.

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Speaker 4: People think it's a laughing matter. It's a serious matter.

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Speaker 4: When I can't get out of my house to get

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Speaker 4: in the car because they won't go away, and you

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Speaker 4: can't get them to go away, and they go to

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Speaker 4: bite you. Yes, it's a problem. They've broken windows in

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Speaker 4: people's houses when they fight. It's something to be taken seriously.

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Speaker 1: And of course you can't do great moments in Turkey

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Speaker 1: history without the gold standard for w k RP. Somebody

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Speaker 1: just came out of the back of the helicopter. It's

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Speaker 1: a dark object or it's a skydiver. Let me take

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Speaker 1: you to the earth from only two thousand air. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, they're.

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Speaker 3: Aren't as running around pushing each other.

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Speaker 1: The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of what cements?

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Speaker 4: This God is my witness. I thought turkeys could fly

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Speaker 1: Great moments in Turkey history sacs of what cement