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Speaker 1: Ever presents.

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Speaker 2: It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

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Speaker 1: Is this anything? ABC has pulled the plug on the

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Speaker 1: new season of The Bachelorette, or, as I have always

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Speaker 1: dubbed it, the Horror Olympics. There will be no Horror

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Speaker 1: Olympics this year on ABC.

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Speaker 2: Aim. Wait, Dary taped it though, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they taped it, and they're not going to use it.

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Speaker 1: They're just gonna take the loss.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: I guess the star Taylor Frankie Paul assaulted her then boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Here's audio from the first part of a video.

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Speaker 2: I've seen the video. It's kind of disturbing.

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Speaker 1: She's grabbing his head and throwing a metal, metal barstool

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Speaker 1: at it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, look at you look.

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Speaker 1: Physical abuse.

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Speaker 2: See, Taylor, this is all you do. It's the only

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Speaker 2: thing you know how to do is hurt me.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 2: And you think this is okay, It is not okay.

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Speaker 1: Let me go stop dude. Leave me alone.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, your daughter is great here. Yeah, I mean, look,

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Speaker 2: you get it. Listen. This is something for sure, and

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Speaker 2: it's probably a good idea on ABC's part to pull

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Speaker 2: the show. She's a psycho and she's being investigated currently

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Speaker 2: for another domestic abuse situation. And you watch that video,

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Speaker 2: the clip we were just playing. Her daughter's in the background,

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Speaker 2: she starts crying. We didn't play any of that. It's disturbing.

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Speaker 1: At least when Tommy Kats through it, there wasn't many

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Speaker 1: kids around because he's got class indignity.

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Speaker 2: That's why, yeah, don't throw stuff at their kids around.

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Speaker 2: So now what we've done here at the Hammer Nigel Shows,

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Speaker 2: we've produced a new reality show to replace this season

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Speaker 2: of The Bachelorette. Now that ABC has pulled the plug

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Speaker 2: on an entire season of the Bachelorette, don't miss the

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Speaker 2: replacement show from Hammer Nigel Productions. It's called Dodge a Bullet.

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Speaker 2: That's where all of the hunky bachelors who had a

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Speaker 2: chance to end up with Taylor, Frankie Paul sit around

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Speaker 2: watching the episodes and making comments.

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Speaker 1: She's a gentle and sweet unless you cuss her off.

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Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to say anything, but I was one

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Speaker 1: of the final guys.

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Speaker 2: Man glad I dodged that bullet. Judge The Bullet premier

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Speaker 2: on Sunday Night on ABC from Hammer and Nigel production.

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Speaker 2: Oh if you're missing the Bachelorette, Sorry, right, we've got

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Speaker 2: you wrecked. You've got your replacement.

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Speaker 1: I would watch that show and again, moving forward, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear it by its proper name. You

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Speaker 1: must call it the whole Olympics.

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Speaker 2: Okay, is this anything?

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Speaker 1: There's a viral video of a guy who plays guitar

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Speaker 1: and his parakeet totally gets into the lead vocals.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here he.

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Speaker 1: Is playing a little van Halen. You really got me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh there's bour That is something. And I didn't

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Speaker 2: know it was possible for an annoying little animal or

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Speaker 2: bird to sound better than David Lee Rock. Oh that's great. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's something for sure.

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Speaker 1: If you told me that playing at the Vogue tonight,

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Speaker 1: there's a Van Halen cover band with a parakeet lead singer.

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Speaker 2: First in line, Take my money, Take my money. So, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're a Van Halen cover band. Our lead singer is

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Speaker 2: a parakeet.

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Speaker 1: You go on stage at eight, how do you say

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Speaker 1: no to that, like, and then you probably have your doubts, like, well,

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Speaker 1: I want to go see this novelty show. And you

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Speaker 1: get up there and the parakeets get a little bit

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Speaker 1: of baby leather pants on, and he's up there.

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Speaker 2: Just and it's awesome. They put like a peak mohawk

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Speaker 2: on the top of his head or something like that,

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Speaker 2: or maybe a bandanna or whatever. David Lee Roth used

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Speaker 2: to wear a long, a long.

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Speaker 1: Blonde wig right with the real tight pants, and he's

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Speaker 1: kicking on stage, a little whole parrot feed or kicking.

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Speaker 1: I'd watch the hell out of that