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Speaker 2: Look, my voice was going out yesterday and I don't

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Speaker 1: graciously agreed slided. Hello Nigel, guys, are you coming by

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Speaker 1: the fair today? You got the oreo eating contest? Well?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jason Hammer. I lost to him one year, his

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Speaker 3: a listener to who has glossed to himself Mariachi Bob.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever met Mariachi Bob? Have we have we

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Speaker 4: I drink a lot.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe so your voice at least will be in good,

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Speaker 3: good enough shape too. Uh down about how many did

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Speaker 3: how many oreos did you get down to you?

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Speaker 1: So it an order?

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Speaker 2: And I think three come in an order?

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Speaker 1: Okay? And who who ever can do it the fastest? Okay?

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Speaker 1: See what problem? Last year we were here. I was

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Speaker 1: there for it. Last year he psyched his kid out. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Bad, but I but we've done these contests against Joey

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Speaker 3: these promos where he'll come in and do these shrimp

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Speaker 3: the Big ten Championship there on Georgia Street, and he'll

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Speaker 3: have all five of them down his gullet before I

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Speaker 3: I refuse to do it anymore.

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Speaker 2: And I'm really not that good at this.

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Speaker 1: I can't swallow pills.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know I'm fat and I can eat

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Speaker 3: What if you break your leg and the doctor prescribes

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Speaker 2: We call that a beach girl Friday Night.

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Speaker 3: So we we also have I'm fired up because we

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Speaker 3: and and Hammer and I were thinking, what are there?

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Speaker 3: You know, what's the signature song?

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Speaker 1: You're on the road to cham Bela. I was gonna

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Speaker 3: Really, Yes, now Mama told Mama told me one, yeah, one.

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Speaker 1: And Joy to the world, Jo the world. That's that's it.

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Speaker 2: I think that's it. I think that's the one. I

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Speaker 1: So they're on the very stage tonight. It's stay fair.

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Speaker 1: Stop laughing at me.

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Speaker 4: Casey.

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Speaker 5: I just feel bad for you.

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Speaker 4: You sound like I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm good Junior Fields every time he's talks. Look at

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Speaker 5: You have you have zero, zero empathy for your coh

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Speaker 5: She looks like a dime store novel woman with her

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Speaker 2: Maybe Casey and Nige can share some Pigano stories. Maybe maybe. Uh,

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Speaker 2: a nostalgic Hammer and Nigel Allegations album.

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Speaker 4: And now you can enjoy a trip down nostalgia ly

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Speaker 4: with your favorite songs from yesteryear. Hammer and Nigel Records

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Speaker 4: presents the Joe Hog Set Allegations throwback out your favorite

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Speaker 4: hits customized to the allegations around the Indie mayor Joe

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Speaker 6: What's the led about Joe? He can't find a new job. True,

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Speaker 4: And how about the Syndy Lawfer themed allegation. Oh here

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Speaker 7: Phone rings late a night at Hog said after in me,

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Speaker 7: I like poetry here you're full of number.

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Speaker 4: Two because girls don't want to be harassed by.

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Speaker 6: You don't want to be and rock out with this

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Speaker 1: Here we go Hole.

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Speaker 3: Quick chip to the bottom when you're stuff with me?

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Speaker 4: You're Joel Records presents the Joe Hawks allegations. Jill back out.

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Speaker 4: The operators are standing by there. It is new from

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Speaker 1: Records had some real legends lend their voices to UH

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Speaker 1: very disappointed that that big fat phony chicken, Diego Morales

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Speaker 2: Us AI accents are tough, but I will try.

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Speaker 2: Now I might need AI Jason Hammer, Jason.

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Speaker 1: I love that. Like you'll be in a lab over

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Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen the lab. I've been there. I've concocted

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing about us. We can we take

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Speaker 3: Hammer put up a couple of days ago shirt list

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Speaker 1: But the point is we laugh at ourselves all the time.

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Speaker 1: And these politicians they cannot handle any person in any

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I can get a donut sponsorship.

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Speaker 3: How how are you still coming off your high of

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Speaker 1: and finally like, sirre you have to move. There's ninety

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Speaker 1: it at the National there was a Lou Garrett game

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Speaker 1: You were at what was it again?

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Speaker 3: Yesterday?

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Speaker 1: The National Sports Card Collector's Convention. Yes, watching Casey's husband

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Speaker 1: What magazines, that's what he does for living. Well, one

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Speaker 1: Sports Illustrated magazine. People send him their magazines. He cleans

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Speaker 1: Nigel at this at this thing. Yes, like they were

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Speaker 5: You know, you know where I was where the bar

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Speaker 4: Yes, she was the.

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Speaker 1: One girl in line for a Pagano autograph. No, I

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Speaker 1: just nobody's ever done that for me. But all right,

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Speaker 3: Today, right man, beer Stample Friday, Three dog Nights on

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Speaker 3: the free stage. Almost a fun start to three o'clock

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Speaker 1: It's a your.

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Speaker 3: Conditioned, beautiful, beautiful day for a life. Broadcast at the

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Speaker 3: Hammer and Nigel Show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Hammer and Nigel