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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Hammer and Nigel show. You man?

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Speaker 1: Are you man? Argu Man?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 3: Matt?

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Speaker 4: Is Nigel chasing Hammer right over there with a very

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Speaker 4: special guest on the Hotline.

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Speaker 5: Radio hosts voiceover professional and damn fine American Dan bass

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Speaker 5: Levy joins us.

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Speaker 1: How are you, Jens? How are you?

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Speaker 5: You are the man that came up with arguments? Tell

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Speaker 5: everybody what it is?

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Speaker 6: Well, arguments is simply an argument or discussion how with

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Speaker 6: your friends? Whenever you discussing the would you rather as

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Speaker 6: Mount Rushmore's things that age are maybe a goat here

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Speaker 6: and there? I created a podcast for it, I bought

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Speaker 6: the name, and now I bringeth to you Hammer and Nigel.

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Speaker 6: If you're ready to rocks all my please get us going.

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Speaker 6: A cartoon character that you would like to have a

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Speaker 6: joint with?

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Speaker 5: Okay, now drink here? I think is the word because

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Speaker 5: we've talked about cartoon characters in the past, like who

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Speaker 5: would you rather hang out with or be in a

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Speaker 5: relationship with? But who would you rather go out and

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Speaker 5: have a good old fashioned cocktail or with?

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Speaker 1: All right, what do we got?

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Speaker 6: I don't think we've ever done the relationship well before

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Speaker 6: we should experiment with that one, but we'll do that later.

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Speaker 5: Two words, Jessica Rabbit continued.

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Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I think you all have the

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Speaker 6: same one. Betty Rubble gets a turn, all right. So

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Speaker 6: the one that I would pick, and I thought, actually

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Speaker 6: actually took two lots to think about it, well, the

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Speaker 6: one that would I would enjoy the most would definitely

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Speaker 6: be Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

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Speaker 1: So I got some crystal mess. I figured we could

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Speaker 1: do it together his father and Shannon.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about Dad. Tell you what I'll get us, Stanny.

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Speaker 3: It feels, it feels that stuff is okay. All I

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Speaker 3: know is the guys you made it at Dad? Why

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Speaker 3: you say't no hole in this wall? All right, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna take a hike. And that what's the guy you

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Speaker 3: chose to go have drinks with?

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Speaker 1: Dad?

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Speaker 6: That is the one that I would loved his, to

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Speaker 6: be honest, whenever. I mean when I was twenty one,

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Speaker 6: I loved to go to bars and people that would

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Speaker 6: do something so stupid and dubb You're like, well, least

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Speaker 6: I'm not that guy. Yeah, Peter is the antithesis of

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Speaker 6: what is that guy gonna do next? And I'm not

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Speaker 6: gonna get in trouble for but he will.

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Speaker 5: And if you've ever watched Family Guy, you know Peter's

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Speaker 5: a regular in a bar, so you'll probably get your

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Speaker 5: money's worth two like you can probably hold his own

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Speaker 5: in a good old fashioned game of drinking.

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Speaker 6: Oh god, yes, not only that. But like I said,

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Speaker 6: he's like, all right, I just got this awesome Crystal.

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Speaker 5: All right, you got a cartoon character you'd like to

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Speaker 5: have a drink with, Allison.

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Speaker 7: I kind of went a completely different other direction. I

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Speaker 7: went with Genie from Aladdin.

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Speaker 3: Wow, does it seem good to be out of there?

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Speaker 2: Have a nice to be back? Ladies and gentlemen, Hi,

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Speaker 2: where are you from?

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Speaker 1: What's your name?

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Speaker 5: Aladdin?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm nice to have you on the jone. Can we

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Speaker 1: call you out or maybe justin?

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Speaker 2: I'll have any sounds like you come on.

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Speaker 7: First off, never a dull moment. Second, hear me out

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Speaker 7: drinking around the world? Literally, true, he would. He could

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Speaker 7: take us to Mexico for tequila, right okay, then he

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Speaker 7: snap and you're in Japan, you get some saki, then

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Speaker 7: you go somewhere else. It's literally drinking around the world

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Speaker 7: with Genie, which nuts.

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Speaker 1: But allow me to interject one thing.

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Speaker 6: Whatever that Genie was on was not Alcoholbody was turning

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Speaker 6: it up like that is not alcohol, that's that's just sober.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure because I thought that was Robin Williams behind

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Speaker 5: the voice. And if that was Robin Williams also I

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Speaker 5: got five bucks and says there was something in that blood.

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Speaker 1: Chocolate chip doesn't make you do that. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what kind of alcohol that is. What it ain't tequila,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 5: Alison set this up as I've got something totally different

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Speaker 5: that to me sounds like everybody that's done crystal meth

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Speaker 5: I've ever met my entire life. Fair enough, Nige, who

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Speaker 5: is a cartoon character you would like to have a

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Speaker 5: beer with?

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Speaker 1: Winnie the Pooh.

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Speaker 2: When touch the ground, puts me in the moon, up

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Speaker 2: and down, touch the grone in the moon full of food.

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Speaker 7: I'm want to change my answer to let.

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Speaker 4: Me tell you something with Winnie the Pooh at my age,

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Speaker 4: zero drama, zero pressure, Like I couldn't go to out

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Speaker 4: with Peter Griffin base because my anxiety level would be

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Speaker 4: so high because I don't specifically know what he's going

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Speaker 4: to do or what he's capable of. I couldn't drink

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Speaker 4: myself into enough of a into a place where I

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Speaker 4: would be relaxed with Peter Griffin.

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Speaker 6: But understand, when understand, you're hanging out with a bear

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Speaker 6: and who has an affinity for honey. And at some point,

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Speaker 6: if you're drinking that guy the way you should be

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Speaker 6: drinking with him, you may find out why they call

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Speaker 6: it Winny the poo.

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Speaker 1: And I don't think you want that part.

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Speaker 5: And he's not wearing pants even he's not wearing any

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Speaker 5: pants either.

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Speaker 4: The other selfish reason you have the pants thing. I mean,

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Speaker 4: it's a bear bears the word. But he wouldn't rush.

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Speaker 4: I feel like he'd have one or two beers and

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Speaker 4: he could drive home.

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Speaker 7: I thought he'd have good life advice for you too.

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Speaker 4: He's got some Yeah, he drops those quiet wisdom bombs

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Speaker 4: on you for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd learn a lot the pool.

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Speaker 6: And you can have Winny the pooh, Okay, hammer, I just.

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Speaker 5: Want to know why he puts up with e Or's

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Speaker 5: crap all the time. Like e Or is such a

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Speaker 5: Debbie downer. It's like Kevin todd Meyer around you.

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Speaker 3: All the time.

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Speaker 5: Boy, inside joke, here a little shot at todd Meyer.

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Speaker 5: We love todd all right, how about.

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Speaker 1: You cartoon character you would want to have a drink with.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna have to tell you to stay home

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Speaker 5: on this one, because if your anxiety gets high with

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Speaker 5: the Genie and Peter Griffin, you sure as hell don't

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Speaker 5: want to hang out when I get a few whiskey

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Speaker 5: shots in Yosemite, Sam, you lily.

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Speaker 1: Livered Molly and Marmon's care to flap lither with me?

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Speaker 1: You did the ideas you better know who you're dealing with.

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Speaker 5: Like, that's just me in cartoon form.

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Speaker 1: That's all. That is.

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Speaker 5: Just a few whiskey shots into me, And that's me

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Speaker 5: in cartoon form.

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Speaker 4: No is Ham, We're gonna pull out his gun this

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Speaker 4: time when we go out drinking.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't be how many six shooters does he have

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Speaker 1: on it? I don't want to know.

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Speaker 5: Like take yesterday, with the first day of March Madness,

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Speaker 5: one of my bets was a first half under total.

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Speaker 5: There was a foul in the first half with point

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Speaker 5: three seconds left that forced free throws that got the

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Speaker 5: total over Like in my mind, I sounded a exactly

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Speaker 5: like this. That was me when I saw the foul

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Speaker 5: point three seconds left that made the total go over base.

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Speaker 6: That's amazing. That would make me, That would make me

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Speaker 6: get just as upset. I understand that. That's awesome on.

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Speaker 5: The YouTube chat here, Uh, Randy Marsh from South Park, Uh,

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Speaker 5: that would be a good one. Okay, we've got Quagmire

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Speaker 5: from Family Guy. So if you've got to bring Peter Griffin,

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Speaker 5: I think maybe you have a drink with Quagmire.

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Speaker 6: I was gonna say, whoever has had the clam I'm

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Speaker 6: down with that, with that, just that, just that, that

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Speaker 6: booth I'm down with.

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Speaker 5: Uh, this is a good one. Brad Wiley coyote because

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Speaker 5: I bet he's got some war stories. It's like sitting

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Speaker 5: down with a Vietnam vet man.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna hear some stuff. Right, He's seen some things,

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Speaker 1: doesn't would you get?

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Speaker 6: Would you get the normal Wiley coyote or the accordion

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Speaker 6: style that's walking it out of the bar ready to

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Speaker 6: lay it on you.

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Speaker 5: Like when he sees something that has Act ME on it,

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Speaker 5: he has to get PTSD, right, I would think so

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Speaker 5: that damn Actme company has just been shoving him off

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Speaker 5: of a cliff for years, yes, and exploding on him.

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Speaker 5: All right, So if somebody wants to jump into conversation here,

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Speaker 5: go to Hammer and Nigel Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and the

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Speaker 5: WIBC YouTube chat. But if you want more barguments based

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Speaker 5: where can they go?

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Speaker 6: YouTube for the visual podcast, Apple all the other places

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Speaker 6: that you download your podcast for the audio.

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Speaker 1: And we have a Facebook group that is barguing all day,

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Speaker 1: all night.

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Speaker 6: Enjoy it. Jump on with us. We always love a

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Speaker 6: good bargament and we like to just kill time at work,

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Speaker 6: so join us over there on the Facebook chat as well,

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Speaker 6: and gentlemen, we'll do it again next week, my man.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Let it guys,