1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: Are you really open? 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 2: Are alcome? 3 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 3: Everything's going to be okay? Are you okay? 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:10,400 Speaker 2: Yeah? 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:11,800 Speaker 1: I'm fine. 6 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 3: I'm pretty freaking far from okay. 7 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,279 Speaker 2: Are you okay with this? 8 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:22,600 Speaker 1: On a hammer in Nigel Hammer and a Tokyo show, 9 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 1: Lady Gaga stop the show just right in the middle 10 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: to complain about ice in America. This is in Japan, Okay, 11 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: Lady Gaga performing in Japan lecturing to people about ice 12 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 1: in America. 13 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,520 Speaker 3: In a couple of days, I'm going to be heading 14 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 3: home and my heart is aching thinking about the people, 15 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 3: the children, the families all over America who are being 16 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 3: mercilessly targeted by ice. 17 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 1: No, they're not. 18 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 3: I'm thinking about all of their pain and how their 19 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 3: lives are being destroyed and bray. 20 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: In front of us. Are you okay with this? Lady? 21 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,960 Speaker 1: It's a fan where they probably have no idea what 22 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,680 Speaker 1: ice is there? That's the thing. 23 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 2: Imagine being somebody that lives in Tokyo and you spend 24 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:28,040 Speaker 2: a lot of yen to go to the Lady Gaga show. Right, 25 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,839 Speaker 2: You've spent a lot of money because those tickets aren't cheap, 26 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 2: and you get there and you're wanting to hear your 27 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:37,839 Speaker 2: favorite song and instead, she's giving you a lecture about 28 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 2: a country you don't care about. Like imagine here in America, 29 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 2: you're at a biscuit concert and you've spent you know, 30 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:50,279 Speaker 2: your hard earned money. You're there and Fred Durst walks 31 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 2: out and says, look, before we play break stuff, we've 32 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 2: got to talk about what's happening in darfour. Like you're 33 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 2: probably like, I don't care, just playing, just play the 34 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 2: cover of Faith. I don't care. Nookie, nookie, That's what 35 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 2: these people in Tokyo were probably like. 36 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: But not only that. Do you know about the immigration 37 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,079 Speaker 1: rules in Japan? It takes ten years. It's the most 38 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 1: rigorous thing to become a citizen in They don't want 39 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: people coming in and immigrating in Japan. It's so homogenous. 40 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 2: And has Lady Gaga ever given a speech about all 41 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 2: the young ladies that have been brutally raped or murdered 42 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,639 Speaker 2: by illegal criminals that have came across the border. 43 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 1: Nobody has in any way, shape or form, except the Republicans, 44 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:40,959 Speaker 1: except for people on the right, except nobody in Late Night. 45 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 2: And in the YouTube chat in regards to Lady Gaga, 46 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 2: this freaking guy well played. And so to answer your question, No, 47 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 2: I'm not okay with this. 48 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: All right, Alison? Do we have some mood music queued up? Please? 49 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: Do we have that ready? 50 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:57,399 Speaker 3: Oh? 51 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: Recognize that it's almost fun for the Olympics. Yeah. Winter 52 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: Olympics in Italy kicking off we from today. According to 53 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: a new survey, almost one third of people say they 54 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: won't watch them at all. Another third say they'll catch 55 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: an event here and there. Are you okay with that 56 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: stat Are you gonna watch the Olympics? 57 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 2: I'll watch the Olympics. I'm not okay with that stat Like, 58 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 2: I don't know much about the Winter Olympics. It's a 59 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 2: lot of sports that I didn't play growing up, curling, louge, 60 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,239 Speaker 2: but they look pretty wild, like that louge thing, skeleton, 61 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 2: the bob sled, short track speed skating. It's kind of 62 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 2: like a race at Bristol where those guys are bumping 63 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 2: into each other and they're elbowing each other. So I'm 64 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 2: alright with that hockey. You can gamble on it, you 65 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 2: can bet on it. You haven't lived and so you've 66 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 2: bet on like a sport. Do you have no idea 67 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 2: what it is? 68 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: Like we did in COVID the Russian ping pong right, 69 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: you just watch some action and you're like, I don't 70 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: even know what the rules of skeleton are, but I'm 71 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 1: in on it. 72 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,119 Speaker 2: Plus, it's fun to root against other countries. It's fun 73 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 2: to root against the countries you hate. That's what makes 74 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 2: sports good, hatred rivalries. Why do we always watch Michigan 75 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 2: and Ohio State and IU and Purdue because they hate 76 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 2: each other. 77 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: The one time you're allowed to stereotype and generalize an 78 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: entire group of people is when you're talking about sports 79 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: in their fan base. 80 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 2: Right, everybody likes to root against the Russians. I don't 81 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 2: care if you're a Republican or a Democrat. We can 82 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 2: come together and root against the Russians in the Olympics. 83 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 2: And also, a tradition that we like to do on 84 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 2: this program is kind of like what Alison does with 85 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 2: our weekend review montage every Friday at four fifteen. Okay, 86 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 2: it seems like we're pretty good at taking sound bites 87 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 2: of the Olympics, putting them in a montage to make 88 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,599 Speaker 2: them sound dirty when they really aren't. 89 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 1: And now things. 90 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:01,040 Speaker 2: That sound dirty during the Winter Olympics but aren't huge. 91 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 3: Package into the Ladies Twizzle section. 92 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 2: Backside Tail draft Night's extension to rise to the occasion, 93 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 2: and with that you will see a lot of high 94 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 2: speed bumping. One of the longest of any of the members. 95 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: She really knows how to ride. That extends that front 96 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: side draft and he pulls it to finalize it. This 97 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,840 Speaker 1: has been things that sound dirty during the Winter Olympics, 98 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 1: but aren't. 99 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,279 Speaker 2: Just wait until we get into the action. There's more 100 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 2: to come.