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Speaker 1: Nigel presents. It depends upon what the meaning of the

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Speaker 1: word is. Is this anything Rodney buy? Indiana Unclaimed presented

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Speaker 1: by the Attorney General's Office here in Indiana, reuniting Hoosiers

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Speaker 1: with over one million dollars in unclaimed property every single week, fast,

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Speaker 1: easy and free to search at Indiana Unclaimed dot gov.

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Speaker 2: The city of Pittsburgh just put up their official downtown

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Speaker 2: Christmas tree nige more than two months before the holiday.

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Speaker 1: It's not what The local.

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Speaker 2: News team in Pittsburgh interviewed a small child about what

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Speaker 2: he thought, and uh, take a listen to his answer.

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Speaker 3: I really say it because we're gonna ice skate on.

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Speaker 3: Me and my family are gonna ice skate on retreat.

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Speaker 3: But I say they should have waited for Halloween first, Right.

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Speaker 1: Of course, you know ice skate. Put the ice skate there,

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Speaker 1: all the rink there, all you want. Can you just

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Speaker 1: wait till after the November one first? Is fine? Some

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Speaker 1: people would say after Thanksgiving. Well, I was gonna say,

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Speaker 1: what we do it down here on Monument Circle or

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Speaker 1: during Thanksgiving weekend, But the Christmas tree lighting at the

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Speaker 1: beginning of October when Halloween hasn't taken place yet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm with this kid. This kid's smart. I like this kid.

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Speaker 1: I like cow. He's in favor of it, but it's

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Speaker 1: just too soon. Like that's his take. I was not

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Speaker 1: in favor of Christmas tree being lit, you know, but

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Speaker 1: just you know, kind of wait until after all the

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Speaker 1: scary goblins or trigger treaty? Right? Is this anything?

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Speaker 2: Thieves who stole a fifty pound fiber glass dinosaur named

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Speaker 2: from a gas station in LA have returned it along

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Speaker 2: with a note. Oh that says quote, I'm sorry for

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Speaker 2: stealing Claire. Please do not press charges. Here's the gas

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Speaker 2: station owner, John talking about getting this iconic fifty pound

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Speaker 2: fiberglass dinosaur named Claire back.

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Speaker 1: You'll never believe it, I said, what's going on? She says,

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Speaker 1: Claire's home.

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Speaker 2: Somebody scared that they're gonna be found out.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to press junk? Absolutely not. I'm just

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Speaker 1: glad that Claire's at home. Claire. What is Claire again?

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Speaker 1: A fifty pound fiberglass dinosaur. Somebody stole it from the

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Speaker 1: and then they returned it. I'm willing to bet whoever

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Speaker 1: stole it their grandma looked at it and said, hey,

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Speaker 1: get it back there immediately with a note or I'm

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Speaker 1: turning you into the police. I will press charges if

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Speaker 1: you don't put that note out. That's exactly what happened.

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Speaker 1: Somebody had a family member that saw you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: they hit it in the garage or something. Oh you're

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Speaker 1: the one that still Claire. Okay, Well I'm calling the

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Speaker 1: police if you don't return it with a note apologizing.

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Speaker 1: I like this parenting style.

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Speaker 2: And I hope the police didn't accept the note. No,

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Speaker 2: we're pressing charges. You're rotten, little blank.

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Speaker 1: Last one here? Nudge? Is this anything? Today is Pet

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Speaker 1: Obesity Awareness Day. Pets Obesity Awareness Day, the day where we.

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Speaker 2: Celebrate fat pets. Do you have any fat pets? Is

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Speaker 2: your little little thing that looks like a dog fat

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Speaker 2: or not?

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Speaker 1: Are we are we celebrating obesity in fat pets or

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Speaker 1: are we making aware that they should we should take

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Speaker 1: care of a problem.

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Speaker 2: I think we're celebrating how fat they are. Feet of

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Speaker 2: a bunch of treats and dark walk.

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Speaker 1: Our puppy, a little Heavines puppy, is five months old.

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Speaker 1: It's getting kind of chunky, it's getting bigger, It's it's

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Speaker 1: filling out a little bit. But I wouldn't call it

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Speaker 1: a bees.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, but it's it's getting it's getting there.

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Speaker 1: It's on its way. Yeah, it's on the Nige diet. Well,

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Speaker 1: what we were doing, what was happening was we were

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Speaker 1: giving it kibble and then we were mixing in with

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Speaker 1: like chunky gravy and chicken and crap like that, and

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Speaker 1: it was just pooping all over the place, pooping, crates, pooping,

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Speaker 1: you know, out in the carpet. And the vets said,

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Speaker 1: all right, you need to replace the rich chicken, gravy,

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Speaker 1: dog blues crap whatever it was called, with organic pumpkin.

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Speaker 1: And boy, they just let out the nicest, most perfect

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Speaker 1: poops after I did that, after you change the diet,

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Speaker 1: it was a perfect poop, the perfect call. Match my

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Speaker 1: skin because it's pumpkin. So that's what happened. I'm certain

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Speaker 1: we're not celebrating pet ob CD today where it's it's aware.

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Speaker 1: We're we're aware of it.

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Speaker 2: Speak for yourself, Nige. You've got a dog that's living large.

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Speaker 2: Now Hammer and Nigel Show are here to help. It's

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Speaker 2: pet obesity Awareness Day. Now you can do something for

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Speaker 2: you caught him humping a leg of lamb, the mailman

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Speaker 2: distracts him with ketchup packets. When he jumps on the bed,

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Speaker 2: it flings you off like a catapult. And when your

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Speaker 2: vet says, I'm sorry, I can't find his testicles.

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