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Speaker 1: It's been a great show spending the morning with you,

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Speaker 1: Jerry Lopez. This is Ethan Hatcher and Jerry Lopez filling

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Speaker 1: in on the Kendle and Kse Show and coming hot

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Speaker 1: and heavy off the holiday season. Merry Christmas to everybody.

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Speaker 1: I thought it would be nice to end the show

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Speaker 1: on a bit of a positive note, considering some of

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Speaker 1: the rather dour topics that we've covered. But this is

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Speaker 1: the story of how Donald Trump saved Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Enjoy twas the night before Christmas, the snow deep and white.

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Speaker 2: The reindeer were set for their long winter flight. The

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Speaker 2: l's were all wrapping the last gifts with care. The

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Speaker 2: scent of hot coco hung sweet in the air. Old

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Speaker 2: Sata sat slumped in his chair by the fire, His

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Speaker 2: nose red and runny. His fever grew higher. He sneezed

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Speaker 2: and he sniffled. He coughed, and he weaved.

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Speaker 3: Dear Santa, groan, I'm as sick as can be.

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Speaker 2: Outside of the workshop arose such a clatter, the chopper,

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Speaker 2: arriving what could be the matter? Away to his window.

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Speaker 2: Old Santa did dash, threw open the shutters, and drew

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Speaker 2: up the sash. There on the snow, touching down with

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Speaker 2: a thump. Marine one arrived with President Trump. Donald stepped

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Speaker 2: down onto the snow with a confident stride and a

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Speaker 2: soft orange globe.

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Speaker 4: Hey Santa, Trump called, you look tired, so tired. I'll

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Speaker 4: be Santa this year.

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Speaker 3: It's a the job I admire. I've handled much bigger.

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Speaker 4: Believe me, it's true. The economy China.

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Speaker 3: I'll handle this too. Old Santa just blinked and he

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Speaker 3: started to grin.

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Speaker 4: Hello, my old friend, come in, come in.

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Speaker 3: I've done this for centuries, year after year.

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Speaker 4: Night off sounds nice.

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Speaker 3: It's so cozy in here.

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Speaker 2: Trump strutted inside to the workshop with Claire. The elves

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Speaker 2: all stopped working through ogel and stare these elves.

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Speaker 4: Donald said, they're incredible folks, the best in the business.

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Speaker 4: They're really no joke. We're gonna have Christmas like never before,

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Speaker 4: the biggest, the best. That's what we're here for.

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Speaker 3: He loaded the sleigh with his own special touch more gifts.

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Speaker 4: We need more. This isn't enough.

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Speaker 2: The bag overflowed, stacked right to the top, all made

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Speaker 2: by the elves and Santa's workshop. Then onto the sleigh.

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Speaker 2: He climbed up with great pride, Melania's cookies.

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Speaker 3: Tucked right by his side. He cracked the gold whip.

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Speaker 3: The reindeer took flight.

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Speaker 4: Now, Dasher, now prans, let's do this thing right on Comet,

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Speaker 4: on Cupid, on donder and Blitzen. We'll make history tonight

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Speaker 4: and poems will be written.

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Speaker 2: Reindeer responded with thunder and sparkle, and off through the sky.

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Speaker 2: They blazed into the dark. For the daughters, a doll

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Speaker 2: with a pretty pink dress. For the suns, a race

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Speaker 2: car shiny red the best.

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Speaker 4: Because boys will be boys and girls will be girls.

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Speaker 4: It's just common sense. It's for real world.

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Speaker 2: The Democrats' houses, he came without spite, even though they'd

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Speaker 2: complain and they'd fuss and they'd fight. He left them

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Speaker 2: face masks and ninety five so that they'd feel safe

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Speaker 2: when driving inside their cars, all alone, with windows rolled tight.

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Speaker 3: They're still double masking at such a sad sight.

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Speaker 2: Greta Thunberg, bobbleheads too, a little voice box that screams,

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Speaker 2: how dare you? In one quiet house, Trump knelt by

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Speaker 2: the tree when a little boy woke. He'd got up

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Speaker 2: to pee sanded, he asked, and slowly walked near, but

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Speaker 2: Sata looked different, more orange, less beard, Not Santa, Trump said,

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Speaker 2: with a wink and a grin, but just as.

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Speaker 4: Good looking and way way more thin.

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Speaker 3: The boy rubbed his eyes.

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Speaker 4: Are you President Trump?

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Speaker 2: Trump just smiled and gave the kid a fist bump,

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Speaker 2: then held out a flag, red, white, and blue.

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Speaker 4: Merry Christmas, young man, this is for you.

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Speaker 2: Before heading north, Trump sinched up his coat. One last

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Speaker 2: present to give to the cartel book no missiles tonight.

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Speaker 3: It was Christmas, you see. Instead, he dropped something more naturally.

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Speaker 2: The reindeer led loose with a thunderous sound and magical

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Speaker 2: dropping swiftly rained down. The reindeer that fly have a

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Speaker 2: special made pool. It sparkles, explodes, and it's quite deadly too.

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Speaker 2: Boom went the speedboats. Lamb went the drugs out into

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Speaker 2: the sea. Flew the criminal thugs.

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Speaker 3: But Trump wasn't done. He swung around back.

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Speaker 4: I'll finish them off with a quick double.

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Speaker 2: Tap, another passover, more presents from deer, and the cartel's

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Speaker 2: whole shipment had just disappeared.

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Speaker 4: That's how we do Christmas, Trump shouted with glee. Merry Christmas,

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Speaker 4: you scumbags, This gift was from me.

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Speaker 2: Trump finally turned north and gone filled the sky. The

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Speaker 2: reindeer were tired, and so was the guy. Old Santa

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Speaker 2: was waiting with cocoa in hand. Well done, Donald Trump.

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Speaker 4: That was all just so grand. It was nothing. Believe me,

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Speaker 4: I do this all day. I love delivering toys in

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Speaker 4: your sleigh. The people are happy, the presents delivered, the

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Speaker 4: drug boats are sunk, and justice delivered.

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Speaker 3: He handed the reins back to jolly Saint Nick.

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Speaker 4: Call me again, whenever you're sick.

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Speaker 3: You saved Christmas this year.

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Speaker 4: God bless you, my friend.

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Speaker 3: Trump nodded and turned. The trip had to end.

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Speaker 2: Marine one lifted off into the sky and Santa waved

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Speaker 2: back with a tear in his eye. Trump leaned out

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Speaker 2: the window that cold Christmas day, real loud, so Santa

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Speaker 2: could hear him say.

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Speaker 4: To the soldiers abroad, and the farmers at home, to

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Speaker 4: the builders, the truckers wherever they roam, to the cops

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Speaker 4: and the nurses, the teachers, the vets, to the kids

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Speaker 4: in pajamas and the family pets, and even the haters,

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Speaker 4: the losers, the fakes, and even Pelosi, that treacherous snake.

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Speaker 3: Santa heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight.

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Speaker 4: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

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Speaker 3: But then Sata heard one more thing at the end, Let's.

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Speaker 4: Make America great again.

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Speaker 1: That was great. I love the stuff that you could

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Speaker 1: do with AI.

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Speaker 3: That's great. Yeah, we've got it.

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Speaker 1: Listen, it's only going to get better. Yeah already come

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Speaker 1: afar a long way. I mean it has gotten substantially

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Speaker 1: better since they first introduced it. But yeah, certainly, coming

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Speaker 1: from everybody here at WIBC, coming from me, coming from Jerry,

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Speaker 1: coming from Kylin, we want to wish everybody a merry

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Speaker 1: Christmas and a very very happy New Year. We wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be able to do all of this without the support

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Speaker 1: from you wonderful people, and thank you for being a

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Speaker 1: part of the station. It means the world to us.

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Speaker 1: And I know I speak I think I speak for

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Speaker 1: you too, Jerry, definitely, definitely, and make sure you come

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Speaker 1: back join me tonight for the Tony Kinneck Cast.

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Speaker 2: If you're not able to make it, hey have a

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Speaker 2: safe and great weekend.

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Speaker 1: Have a safe and great weekend, and thanks for tuning

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Speaker 1: in with us here on the Kendall MKC Show. This

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Speaker 1: is Ethan Hatcher and Jerry Lopez signing off. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: joining US folks,