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Speaker 1: You got a little weird science for you, Nige, love

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Speaker 1: that movie. Scientists now say smelling farts could help fight Alzheimer's.

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Speaker 1: How do they know this well, Researchers at Johns Hopkins

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Speaker 1: Medical Center have found that hydrogen sulfide, the rotten egg

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Speaker 1: smelling chemical compound expelled when one farts, could protect aging

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Speaker 1: brain cells from cognitive decline and Alzheimer's, which is diagnosed

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Speaker 1: in roughly five hundred thousand new patients every single year.

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Speaker 2: That's what they're studying at john Hopkins. They're procuring volunteers

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Speaker 2: the fart in Alzheimer's patients faces, correct in and possibly

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Speaker 2: look at the effects.

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Speaker 1: After words, you're making it sound like it's a negative thing.

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Speaker 1: It's helping them, Like if you told me my Alzheimer's

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Speaker 1: could go away by people farting in my face. Line

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Speaker 1: them up, one right after the other. Here's a slider,

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Speaker 1: here's a warm budweiser. I want to live.

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Speaker 2: I want to live. I mean, like most people that

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Speaker 2: you know, that disease is I've been affected. You know,

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Speaker 2: my family has been affected by that disease. I don't

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Speaker 2: believe this in any way, shape or form whatsoever, And

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Speaker 2: I don't know how you study something.

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to fart in their faces?

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Speaker 2: They're gone now, but maybe it could have helped, you know,

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Speaker 2: ten years ago. Hammer, But no, I don't. I would

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Speaker 2: never willingly put an elderly relative through a test where

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Speaker 2: they're just sitting there and doctors are farting in their faces.

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Speaker 2: They're to hope that it would lessen the effects of Alzheimer's.

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Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard

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Speaker 2: in my life. So what I heard is you want

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Speaker 2: family members to die. You don't want to help them,

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Speaker 2: you don't want to try whatever's out there. You just

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Speaker 2: want them to die because it offends you. I don't

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Speaker 2: want to see a relative sit there and have somebody

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Speaker 2: bend over spread their cheeks. You know. You know my

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Speaker 2: Alzheimer's is getting better, I think.

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Speaker 1: So you admit that it might help them, and you

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Speaker 1: still want them to die. I feel like you're the

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Speaker 1: real villain in this, not the farder.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't believe that would help them. I

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Speaker 2: don't believe it. I believe this story.

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Speaker 1: Fine, Grandma won't be at Christmas next year because Nigel

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Speaker 1: got his feelings hurt. Fine, all right.

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Speaker 2: Grandma won't be it Christmas next year because she didn't

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Speaker 2: want to get her face farted on.

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Speaker 1: I guess some of us just love our family a

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Speaker 1: little bit more than others. Nigel does not want the

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Speaker 1: Laskowski name to live on.

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Speaker 2: Kill them all.

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Speaker 1: Science be damned, Kill them all.