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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Hammer and Nigel show. You are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: My name is Nigel chasing Hammer right over there with

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Speaker 3: Bargaments and a very special guest on the hotline.

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Speaker 4: The George Washington of Arguments. The founding father is Dan

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Speaker 4: basse Letty. How are you wooden teeth and all? What's

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Speaker 4: going on, gentlemen? Good to have you back, my friend.

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Speaker 4: I missed you last week. I was gone. But this

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Speaker 4: is becoming one of my favorite segments that we do.

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Speaker 4: Tell us what barguments is?

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad you asked.

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Speaker 5: Arguments is a fun argument that you have with your friends,

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Speaker 5: whether it's at a barbecue, barbershop, anywhere you're where you're

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Speaker 5: doing here? Would you rather's your Mount Rushmore's anything of

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Speaker 5: that sort? And I made a podcast out of it.

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Speaker 5: And because Hammer and Nigel are so cool, we're doing

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Speaker 5: this every Friday, and I'm ready to do what if.

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Speaker 1: You guys are? Light it up?

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Speaker 2: What you got?

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Speaker 3: All?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 5: Ruin a movie by making one casting change?

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Speaker 4: So the argument is ruin a movie by making just

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Speaker 4: one casting change.

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Speaker 2: So like, take an.

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Speaker 4: Actor out of a role and replace it with somebody else, right.

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Speaker 1: And make it way worse.

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Speaker 5: Yes, okay, go ahead. Mine is the best one of

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Speaker 5: them all. I haven't stopped laughing about it since I

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Speaker 5: thought of it. And I would substitute James Jones and

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Speaker 5: Darth Vader for pee Wee Herman.

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Speaker 2: So here's what I've done for you, based Star Wars.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna take the Darth Vader theme and we're gonna

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Speaker 4: see how intimidating it would sound if pee Wee Herman

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Speaker 4: were to walk in instead of Darth Vader.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, thank you. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I think I might that movie more. That's fantastic.

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Speaker 5: And I totally see her riding out his little bicycle

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Speaker 5: on there.

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Speaker 1: Just that that makes me laugh.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is so good.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't just run a movie, it's it's a franchise

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Speaker 5: that is now dead.

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Speaker 1: That is amazing. That would kill it for sure.

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Speaker 2: My wife just sent me a text.

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Speaker 4: She was gonna say, pee Wee Herman in fifty Shades

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Speaker 4: of Gray, Christian Gray.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty good too.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, mister Greg. That'd be so good, so good,

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Speaker 2: that's gonna.

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Speaker 1: Be tough to beat.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I'm crying, Alison, what do you got?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 4: Going along the theme of romantic comedy is a romance.

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Speaker 2: I thought, who better turpolates.

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Speaker 4: Ryan Goslin in the Notebook than Gary Busey. Okay, so

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Speaker 4: let's see what it would sound like if in the

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Speaker 4: Notebook playing the role of Ryan Goslin was Gary Busey.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage.

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Speaker 2: Where it comes from?

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Speaker 1: What he does? Why is he doing? What it's doing?

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Speaker 1: Get it out of my face?

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Speaker 2: I get it. I think we're two for two in movies.

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Speaker 2: We've made better. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. I'm here. I'm here for

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Speaker 1: every one of them.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, look up Gary Busey on Twitter or x

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Speaker 3: and when he's imitating a goose, he's a maniac.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 4: YouTube chat, please jump in the mix, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram.

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Speaker 4: Your assignment is to ruin a movie by making just

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Speaker 4: one casting change. Brad on the YouTube chat, Betty White

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Speaker 4: and pretty Woman.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, can make it a better talk.

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Speaker 3: About Peter Peter Dinklage as the terminator.

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Speaker 1: That would be awesome.

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Speaker 4: Gilbert Godfried is Austin Powers.

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Speaker 1: Do I make you hearty? Wow?

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Speaker 3: Very good?

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Speaker 2: H Nige, what do you got? I?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So we're ruining a movie by making one casting change.

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Speaker 3: I would replace Demi Moore an indecent proposal with Rosie O'Donnell.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, could.

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Speaker 2: You imagine now we've ruined a movie.

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Speaker 3: Could you imagine Robert Redford paying Rosie o'donnelld to sleep

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Speaker 3: with him a million dollars?

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Speaker 1: You know what? Can you imagine?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine?

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Speaker 5: What Harrold said running out of that casino, laughing while

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Speaker 5: going straight to a bank.

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Speaker 2: Let's see what it would sound like.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I would offer you one million dollars for one

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Speaker 1: night with your wife? What would you say, sir? We won't.

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Speaker 1: We've seen what you have done.

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Speaker 3: We have seen your.

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Speaker 2: Connections with Russia. The day is over. You know what,

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Speaker 2: I've changed my mind. I'm keeping my money.

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Speaker 3: Brad of the YouTube Chap says, I win, I win,

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Speaker 3: hammer hammer your left all right.

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Speaker 1: By the way, real quick? That might be the one time?

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Speaker 5: And Deci Rebolsal gets can I use a group on

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Speaker 5: instead of a million dollars?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 4: So I want everybody to close your eyes, okay and

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Speaker 4: imagine the movie Nightmare on Elm Street.

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Speaker 2: Scary movie.

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Speaker 4: Freddy Krueger Robert England did a great job playing the

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Speaker 4: role of Freddy Krueger. But let's just say, instead of

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Speaker 4: actor Robert England wearing that striped sweater that Fedora, the

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Speaker 4: scary mask, the knife gloves, there was also a little

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Speaker 4: white man afro coming out of the hat, because playing

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Speaker 4: the role of Freddy Krueger would be Richard Simmons.

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Speaker 3: I want to dance with somebody?

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Speaker 1: Do you like farm?

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Speaker 4: So imagine Johnny Depp is sitting on that bed and

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Speaker 4: it's sucking him down, sucking him down, and everybody's afraid

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Speaker 4: to go to sleep. And give it to me one

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Speaker 4: more time, Allison.

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Speaker 2: I want to dance with somebody. Do you like far?

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Speaker 5: I know I won't be able to sleep for the

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Speaker 5: next for the rest of the night, I'll tell you

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Speaker 5: that much.

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Speaker 2: I want to dance with somebody. Oh my god, Oh man,

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Speaker 2: that is so good. Oh.

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Speaker 4: The YouTube chat, going back to pee Wee Herman switched

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Speaker 4: Gene Hackman's character in Hoosiers with Pee Wee Herman.

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Speaker 2: From the YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Charts for every movie I think.

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Speaker 4: USM writes, Scarface replaced al Pacino with rkle.

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Speaker 1: Did I do this say hello to my little friend?

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Speaker 2: He does that big line of blow on his desk.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Laura, Laura, that's good, all right, my friend.

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Speaker 2: Where can we find more bargainments?

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Speaker 5: Bargainments can be found on YouTube for some videos, and

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Speaker 5: some podcasts downloaded wherever you get your podcasts, and a

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Speaker 5: really fun Facebook group that you could jump in. There's

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Speaker 5: there's bargaments going on round the clock. Always a good

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Speaker 5: time to waste time at work if you want to

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Speaker 5: do so, enjoy it there, gentlemen, always a pleasure to.

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Speaker 1: Bargue with you base. We'll talk next week, you betty.

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Speaker 1: See guys,