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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Hammer and Nigel show Man, Are

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Speaker 1: I need to steel chasing Hammer right over there? Do

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Speaker 1: we actually have our friend from Chicago on with us?

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Speaker 2: Is he is he bado?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: Marry got Darry is base? What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Guys? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: How was New Orleans?

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Speaker 1: It was a word trip, so it was only okay,

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Speaker 1: it was only okay, gotcha?

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Speaker 4: I feel like going to New Orleans those like Vegas.

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Speaker 4: And it's also like eating cold pizza. Even when it's bad,

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Speaker 4: it's still pretty good, right.

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Speaker 1: Except for when you're like in a hotel for like

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Speaker 1: seven hours going to conferences and these you know, little

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Speaker 1: these trade show and things that got going on. When

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Speaker 1: you do go out in New Orleans, it's fun. But

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Speaker 1: like when you're there from like eight am to six

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Speaker 1: pm in one spot. And now I'm not exactly the

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Speaker 1: young Spring Chicken. I pretend to be on the radio.

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Speaker 1: It hurts, But I mean I didn't get to go on.

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Speaker 1: I did get to eat all the food that, you know.

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Speaker 1: I had all these people suggesting all these places I

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Speaker 1: go to, so I pretty much nailed most of them.

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Speaker 4: All right, So in honor of Valentine's Weekend, I challenged

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Speaker 4: you to come up with a argument about Valentine's Day

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Speaker 4: and all the things that go along with it.

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Speaker 2: Now, before we get there, what is argaments.

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Speaker 1: Arguments is a concept that I've kind of creative, that

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Speaker 1: everybody has done at least once or a million times

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Speaker 1: in their lives, and that has come up with all

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Speaker 1: kinds of silly argument it said, does not have any

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Speaker 1: real answer. We're talking would you rather's Mount Rushmore's this

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Speaker 1: or that? Anything that kind of gets you stirring at

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Speaker 1: a bar, barbecue, Barbara shop, or wherever it is that

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Speaker 1: you and your buddies or family light to kind of

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Speaker 1: lobby some of these topics. And because you presented this

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Speaker 1: one to me, I got one for you.

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Speaker 2: Bring it.

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Speaker 1: This would be an Oddit are Valentine's Day, Weekend the

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Speaker 1: best song that talks about sex?

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Speaker 4: All right now, I want to put a challenge out

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Speaker 4: to the brain trust here, Dan discounts for you and

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Speaker 4: Alison Nigel.

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Speaker 1: I've never been in such a thing, but I'm impressed.

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Speaker 4: You are the brain trust of arguments. I feel like

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Speaker 4: there's some easy choices here. Let's talk about sex from

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Speaker 4: salt and pepper. Salt and pepper, then you've got to

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Speaker 4: please Marvin gays Let's get it on.

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Speaker 1: I think I was gonna say, then you got Marvin

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Speaker 1: Gaye's catalog.

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Speaker 2: Right, So let's eliminate those choices.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's challenge everybody to kind of think outside the

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Speaker 4: box on songs that talk about sex.

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Speaker 2: Dan, get us going.

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Speaker 1: The one that I cannot believe gets played on the

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Speaker 1: but when they hear it, they go, oh, that probably

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Speaker 1: should not get played on the radio. Is nine inch

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Speaker 1: Nails Closer.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh boy, that's pretty pretty graphic.

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Speaker 1: It is intense. When you really break down the lyrics,

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Speaker 1: You're like, I don't know if my kids should be

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Speaker 1: in the car listening to this song. I mean, that

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Speaker 1: and I still come in and out of that song,

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Speaker 4: Dan, I'm gonna bring a full circle here. We were

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Speaker 4: talking about New Orleans earlier. One of my favorite things

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Speaker 4: is like Trent Reznor, who is the front of nine

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Speaker 4: street as Archie Manning. So imagine what It's Halloween and

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Speaker 4: your kids are going down the street. You knock on

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Speaker 4: the other house and it's the I want to bleep

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Speaker 4: you like an animal, guy.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I trust the caddy. I want

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Speaker 4: I remember when Donald Trump was talking about fracking during

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Speaker 2: You hear that Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 4: It's a song about fracking Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: So good?

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Speaker 2: Alright? Uh, miss Allison, what do you got?

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Speaker 5: I know you wanted to us this away from the classics,

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Speaker 5: but uh, I don't care. I'm going with a course.

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Speaker 5: I think multi generational at this point. Boys to men, dude.

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Speaker 4: I remember being I think in middle school when this

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Speaker 2: Which was a monster in its own right. But this thing, boy.

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Speaker 4: Everybody my age around the year nineteen ninety four ninety

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I just think it's a classic.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, okay. I told me I could fill

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Speaker 1: a microphone. I definitely think I can harmonize in those

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Speaker 1: guys I did not see. I did not see voice

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Speaker 1: to mend as low hanging fruit on that list. So

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Speaker 1: I give you compliments, Allison and Dan.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you bring that up.

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Speaker 4: The deep voice guy was always like the sucker in

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Speaker 4: the group because he was the one that had to

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Speaker 4: apologize for everything he was.

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Speaker 1: But he also didn't really need to sing. He just talked.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I can talk it in a group.

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Speaker 1: That's easy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, girl, I know all those other dudes you've been

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Speaker 4: running around sleeping with.

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Speaker 2: I watched it. I saw it, and I still love you. No,

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Speaker 2: that's not okay.

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Speaker 1: I just I just don't care. I'd say that.

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Speaker 2: Not okay, I didn't think about that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it doesn't work. No, we can't have you knowing

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Speaker 1: about that.

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Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna take you back to the nineties.

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Speaker 4: The song was a hit in its own right, but

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Speaker 4: then there was a movie that came out that gave

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Speaker 4: it new life. Allison get Ready, Ladies, and gentlemen genuines Pony. Yeah, Oh,

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Speaker 4: here we go from the Magic Mic soundtrack.

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Speaker 2: You ready for this, baby?

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Oh, if you're watching the YouTube feed

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Speaker 1: right now, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I think my wife may have just set through.

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Speaker 4: This song out in Vegas, which she's set in perfect

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Speaker 4: role watching the Magic Mic show.

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Speaker 1: I mean this does pretty much exude sex, right, I mean.

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Speaker 2: After the other For.

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Speaker 4: Those keeping score at home, Pony means wiener.

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Speaker 1: Let me write that down a bubble for the last

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Speaker 1: thirty years.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like he was belching.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good point.

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Speaker 6: It's a great I never thought about that nudge. All right,

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Speaker 6: this is pretty easy, no question for me. Major motif

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Speaker 6: in my life around this time that this music video

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Speaker 1: Cherry Pie from Warren.

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Speaker 4: Oh, turn it up, Allison Nigel's about to make it hot.

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Speaker 2: What a video too?

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Speaker 1: Extra points if you could name me the woman that

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Speaker 1: was in the video Bobby Brown with an eye.

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 5: Culture references are unmatched.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's a strong one, and not that I've ever

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Speaker 6: frequented a strip club, but you sue that song is

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Speaker 6: playing every other song.

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Speaker 1: When a dancer comes out, So every one of these yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: that one definitely is an heavy rotation.

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Speaker 4: So uh, feel free to jump into the YouTube chat.

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Speaker 4: Let us know your favorite song that talks about relations

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Speaker 4: so to speak, before we play a little montage here Dan,

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Speaker 4: which I put together of some other songs.

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Speaker 2: Where can we find more bargaments?

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Speaker 1: Find it on YouTube or download arguments wherever you get

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Speaker 1: your podcasts. Also a very fun Facebook group that is

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Speaker 1: constantly lobbing a lot of arguments all hours of the

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Speaker 1: day and night. Feel free to jump in the group,

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Speaker 1: start a argument, enjoy a argument, get involved. It's a

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Speaker 1: good time and a good way to waste time if

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Speaker 1: you're at work kind of bored.

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Speaker 4: Love it, my man, I appreciate you. We'll do it

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Speaker 4: again next week.

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Speaker 2: See you guys.

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Speaker 4: So we're gonna go into break with this. This is

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Speaker 4: from the movie Pitch Perfect, the a cappella movie with

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Speaker 4: Anna Kendrick and others. There's a scene in there where

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Speaker 4: they're having like a riff off and the category with

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Speaker 4: songs about sex.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Come come, that's.

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Speaker 1: A good one.

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Speaker 2: Rihanna Boom Jason with nine browse there it.

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Speaker 6: Is about.

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Speaker 2: About sex. Baby, there's Allison's Is this just the woman

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Speaker 2: in you? Little bad company brings out the man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah we're not getting that one.

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Speaker 2: Yes, things the hammer and Nigel she did feels pos