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Speaker 2: Fingers Maloy, would you say your heart is filled with joy.

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Speaker 1: Joy, birth, and a little bit of Asian asi qua

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Speaker 2: The same with me, except at a little bit of cholesterol.

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Speaker 2: See drink, smoke, come tony Kats and that right there,

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Speaker 1: Is America's favorite averager drinker, Fingers molloy, Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: the Padrone nineteen sixty four.

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Speaker 2: Could we get a hand please, We're gonna have to

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Speaker 2: get a machine to do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, pulled out the big dogs for today because the

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Speaker 1: sixty four Padrone Maduro is probably on my top five list, always, always, anywhere,

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Speaker 1: all the time, the fiftieth anniversary.

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Speaker 2: When I can find them, I'll buy anything I can find.

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Speaker 1: The sixty four padrone is I think a terrific cigar.

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Speaker 1: And this is the diplomatico, this is the natural. So

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Speaker 1: this is a seven x fifty, which means it's seven

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Speaker 2: Always makes fingers with only laugh.

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Speaker 1: And the ring gage is a fifty that's a diameter

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Speaker 1: for example, a sixty four ring gauge is a full

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Speaker 2: This is a perfect mouthfield.

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Speaker 1: This is a soft box press, easy to deal with, great,

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Speaker 1: sexy color. I adore this cigar. This is not the

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Speaker 1: first time I've had this, Ladies and gentlemen, Oh gosh, no,

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Speaker 1: you got to. I adore just today. I adore this smoke.

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Speaker 2: A nice bit of spice right off the bat and

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Speaker 2: it because I'm gonna be embarrassed for you?

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Speaker 1: Spice in this cigar, And that is true. I think

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Speaker 2: But really I still equate it more to a richness

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Speaker 1: And at seventeen dollars and forty cents, I'm not so

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Speaker 2: Exactly? How disgusted am I supposed to be with the world?

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Speaker 2: And we talk so much about how this is an

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Speaker 3: That, right, because people are coming to only fans to

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Speaker 2: This from Padrone in nineteen sixty four.

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Speaker 1: This is the natural DIPLOMATICO Churchill seven by fifty.

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Speaker 1: Right now, do you pay attention to expiration dates?

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Speaker 2: And it is all the beef is age twenty one days.

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Speaker 2: You should have some sort of Tony Kat's package where

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Speaker 2: Tony gets it. Well, this is how Tony gets it.

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Speaker 2: Oh you want so the tony your fingers.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's been some talk about maybe trying some other

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Speaker 2: This is a list from a Yahoo Yahoo Life, Yahoo Lifestyle.

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Speaker 2: There you go, Yahoo dot com. Somebody had a lot

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Speaker 2: of free time. That's where I get all my lifestyle news. Spices.

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Speaker 2: Do you have rosemary in your cupboard? From nineteen eighty four?

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Speaker 2: But you do you.

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Speaker 2: That's what they did. It's time Fingers moy for News

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Speaker 2: this is a teacher's assistant and was putting their own No,

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Speaker 2: call it fart in a can. Yes, you can buy

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Speaker 2: of over fifty five thousand dollars for inspection and damage

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Speaker 2: to the school air conditioning system. So we help me.

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Speaker 2: So I'm guessing into the returns and stuff like that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Let's see what smells like after that. Let's see how

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Speaker 1: much you like scents and odors. And you're not getting

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Speaker 2: What are you in for, Alex Well, I was spraying

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Speaker 2: fart in the can and the air conditioner immediately beat

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Speaker 2: You got the skinheads and you got to this group

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Speaker 2: pal ping, dang. Oh, there's a place in hell for this.

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Speaker 2: this sounds like a frat prank, right, a one time

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Speaker 2: thing that some frat boys would do. Or Okay, a

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Speaker 2: fifteen year old stumbles across this and I'm just calling

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Speaker 2: it fart in the can, right, and it's like, wouldn't

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Speaker 2: it be funny if we did this once? He was

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Speaker 2: doing this over a period of weeks. Apparently he's thirty

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Speaker 2: two years old, and this this was he was to say,

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, I know the answer to this one. I'm

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Speaker 2: telling you right now.

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Speaker 1: If you walk into the anybody walked to the studio

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Speaker 1: and sprayed fart in a can as a prank, it'd

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Speaker 1: be like good one, and I would never speak to

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Speaker 1: them again.

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Speaker 2: And amazingly, two weeks later their tires would be slashed.

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Speaker 2: The whole reason why I brought this story to Eat, Drink,

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Speaker 2: Smoke Nations attention and I had this on the radio

448
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Speaker 2: broadcast today was because I was hoping I was going

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Speaker 2: to get Tony to say fart in the can in

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Speaker 2: a microphone. Mission accomplished. It's I'm quoting the story. I

451
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Speaker 2: just made fart in the can? Up? Was that not it?

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Speaker 2: They just said a substance that uh, that smells like poop.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking was this dude? You can't or did?

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Speaker 1: It was a homemade As you know, Tony. ABC News

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Speaker 1: has tremendous journalists. They did not delve into whether it

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Speaker 1: was actually purchased on amp, but I know that there

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Speaker 1: are products out there that you can buy.

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Speaker 2: Oh you you you did two all fingers, no journalistic

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Speaker 2: integrity one oh one. It is possible that this was homemade. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but if it were homemade, don't you feel like the

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Speaker 2: odor would dissipate over if it were a spray where

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Speaker 2: it was economical if we're chemical you know what, I

463
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: don't know what Alexander Paul Robertson Lewis's diet consists of.

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Speaker 2: You're right, I don't know if he went to Chipotle,

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Speaker 2: point taken. I apologize to each Drink Smoke Nation for

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Speaker 2: assuming that this was some sort of chemical product that

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Speaker 2: Alexander Paul Robertson Lewis allegedly purchased at some sort of

468
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Speaker 2: joke shop.

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Speaker 1: And I apologize to Chipotle because they have excellent guacamone.

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Speaker 2: I also don't want to be sued by the Chipotle.

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Speaker 2: Are they still on by McDonald's that I don't know,

472
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Speaker 2: but the Chipotle CEO is listening to this. How did

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Speaker 2: I get lumped into this story? We're gotting another phone call,

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Speaker 2: aren't we? Yes? We are.

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Speaker 1: If you have a flight booked on Spirit Airlines, check

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Speaker 1: yourself before.

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Speaker 2: You get stranded.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say wreck yourself, but then I realized

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Speaker 1: that wasn't appropriate.

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Speaker 2: No, Eat Drink Smoke here. I'm Tony Katz. That is

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Speaker 2: Fingers molloy.

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Speaker 1: Be sure to follow us on Instagram at Eat Drink

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Speaker 1: Smoke podcast. Spirit Airlines is furlowing a third of its

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Speaker 1: flight attendants eighteen hundred flight attendants being furloughed. This was

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Speaker 1: written on the Winds where they made the announcement a

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Speaker 1: little bout a month ago that they're.

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Speaker 2: Not sure about the future.

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Speaker 1: That led to I believe it was United Airlines immediately

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Speaker 1: offering routes that were exactly the Spirit Airline routes in

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Speaker 1: specific cities because they're gonna need to be serviced. It's

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Speaker 1: an opportunity.

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Speaker 2: This is.

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Speaker 1: I am not interested in putting us in a position

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Speaker 1: where we're, you know, saying something that's going to impact

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Speaker 1: their business, you know, negatively.

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Speaker 2: This is the end. This is the end of Spirit Airlines.

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Speaker 1: And my last flight on Spirit was with you, and

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Speaker 1: I said, this is terrible, and I never felt that

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Speaker 1: way about Spirit before.

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Speaker 2: It was just it was just really bad.

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Speaker 1: It's stunk, and I awful because I've enjoyed the airline before.

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Speaker 2: It's comical to me and not that people are losing

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Speaker 2: their jobs. And I feel bad for the eighteen hundred

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Speaker 2: flight attendants that are going to be losing their jobs.

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Speaker 2: But you bring up that story and I share it

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Speaker 2: with people a lot because I was so floored. We

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00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 2: were flying from Las Vegas back to Indianapolis and the

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Speaker 2: gate agent got on the intercom and said, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 2: if you have to use the bathroom, you may want

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Speaker 2: to use it now before you get on our flight

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Speaker 2: because only there's only one I'm working lavatory on the plane,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much. And that was it, like, oh, okay, well,

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Speaker 2: thank you for that. And then two minutes later, ladies

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Speaker 2: and gentlemen, if if you're hungry, you may want to

515
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Speaker 2: grab a snack now before you get on the plane

516
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Speaker 2: because we only have one beverage cart and snack cart available.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Like geez I don't. They said

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Speaker 2: very much. They said, deal with it. I was trying

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Speaker 2: to put a positive spin. I was trying to do

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00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 2: but you and I looked at each other like, what

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Speaker 2: is It's six o'clock in the morning. What is this? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but if you can't eat or drain, then the bathroom

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Speaker 2: part doesn't really doesn't really, And you want me to

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Speaker 2: wear a suit on a plane like that.

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Speaker 1: I want you to wear a suit because you have

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Speaker 1: a standard and you're trying to get other people to

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Speaker 1: uphold your standard.

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Speaker 2: It's the Walmart of airlines. I'm not going to Walmart

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Speaker 2: in a suit. I'm not getting on Spirit with a

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Speaker 2: suit on.

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Speaker 1: That's fingers Malloy, m A. Llloy for your law suits,

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Speaker 1: fingers Welloy as an individual?

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Speaker 2: Am I wrong? Am I wrong? They don't claim to

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Speaker 2: be something that they aren't. They're not saying, listen, if

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Speaker 2: you want a top dollar airline experience, come on over

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Speaker 2: to Spirit. They don't do that.

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Speaker 1: I want to know what airline you can get a

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Speaker 1: top dollar airline experience.

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Speaker 2: TWA. I swear to god, I thought he was gonna

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Speaker 2: do Braniff so help me.

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Speaker 1: And I had somebody who was just visiting Italy and

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Speaker 1: they TEXTA said I'm back.

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Speaker 2: Never take and they put the airline never ever, ever take.

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Speaker 1: It's not a US based airline, so the odds of

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Speaker 1: you taking it.

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Speaker 2: Are zero zero Caspire Airlines exactly. But it don't you

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Speaker 2: feel like everyone. I'm not going to mention the airline

548
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Speaker 2: that I just flew to New York using but had

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00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 2: a terrible It sounded like South Best. No it does not,

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00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 2: but some of it allegedly wasn't their fault. I had

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Speaker 2: never heard this before. Was trying to land at LaGuardia

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Speaker 2: and they said there was turbulence in the landing field.

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00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard that one before? And tell them

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Speaker 2: where you ended up? Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. That's a true story.

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00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 2: That's brutal landed at I was supposed to land at

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Speaker 2: Laguaria at five. We landed at Harrisburg round six thirty

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Speaker 2: and the whole airport was closed. There was no restaurant. No.

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Speaker 2: I was like, okay, it's the first Monday night football game.

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Speaker 2: I'll go go to the airport bar. Nothing nothing, zero.

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Speaker 2: I watched it on my phone like a savage god.

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Speaker 1: First world problems are the best problems ever ever ever made.

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Speaker 1: This is a first world problem. This is the headline

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Speaker 1: from NBC News. So who knows if it's true. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: come at me, NBC on that. I got spirit that's

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Speaker 1: going out of business and I'm more worried about them

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Speaker 1: than you. Missouri woman is sentenced in brazen and blundering

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Speaker 1: attempt to steal Graceland.

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Speaker 2: What hasn't everybody tried to steal Graceland at one point

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Speaker 2: or another.

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Speaker 1: This woman sentenced to over four years in prison. She's

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Speaker 1: gone by a bunch of names. She's done a bunch

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Speaker 1: of of these kind of grifts, and in this one,

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Speaker 1: she posed as an investor claiming rights to Graceland. Graceland

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Speaker 1: gets more than half a million visitors a year. By

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Speaker 1: the way, that's all just a half a million. Still,

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. So what she did is

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Speaker 1: she posed as someone named Kurt Nassony, an executive for

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Speaker 1: a company that didn't exist industries.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: So this woman begins emailing lawyers for Presley's granddaughter, who

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Speaker 1: is the sole trustee and owner of Graceland following the

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Speaker 1: death of Lisa Marie Presley. This woman, pretending to be

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Speaker 1: this guy, demanded payment on a three point eight million

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Speaker 1: dollar loan. She said Lisa Marie Presley had taken out

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Speaker 1: in twenty eighteen, putting up Graceland as collateral, and the

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Speaker 1: company Nausity Investments Vangeli Industries filed papers asserting it's right

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Speaker 1: to the home. Now, none of this was true. The

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Speaker 1: signatures of had Lisa Marie Presley forged and Florida notary

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Speaker 1: who had nothing to do with the case. This is

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Speaker 1: what made her think this was going to work.

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Speaker 2: Probably not the sharpest knife in the drawer. You would

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Speaker 2: assume that anyone associated with Graceland at some point would

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Speaker 2: look at that and say, maybe we should contact our

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Speaker 2: lawyers to look into this. The signature of Lisa Marie

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Speaker 2: Presley was written in crayon. I don't think this is legitimate.

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Speaker 1: I am stunned by people's brazenness, and I'm stunned by

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Speaker 1: the creativity. Whenever I think of a business, whenever I

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Speaker 1: think of an idea or how we're going to grow, eat, drink,

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Speaker 1: smoke my own stuff, the live events that we do,

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Speaker 1: it's based on stuff that I do. I never once

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Speaker 1: think how can I swindle Graceland? How what moment was

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Speaker 1: she like in a supermarket pocketing cans of tuna, and

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Speaker 1: she said, you know that'd be a great idea.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, it's coming to me, yes, And then Lisa

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Speaker 2: Marie Presley, Oh, yes, she's an easy mark. This is

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Speaker 2: just cashing the bank people.

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Speaker 1: And that's to be rubbing my hands together like I'm

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Speaker 1: a nineteen forties villain.

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00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,959
Speaker 2: Eugene Robinson's coming to get me. Nah see, man, they'll

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Speaker 2: never catch me alive. I you, where do you start

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00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 2: with this?

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00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: Where do you start with the At what moment were

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00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: you like, wait, this is a terrible idea.

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00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 2: No moment. What does that say about her? The level

615
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 2: of delusion that exists here, imagining her now in the

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Speaker 2: grocery store trying to pick out a ripe avocado, saying,

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00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 2: I'm in too deep? How do I get out? How

618
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 2: do I get out? I've gone this far?

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Speaker 1: Stay cool, just stay cool, just stay cool. It's good work.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna totally work. They don't need the hassle. They'll

621
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Speaker 1: just pay it. They're rich people. They'll just write the check.

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00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: They'll never pay attention to three point eight million dollars, never, never, never,

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Speaker 1: never ever, Everybody pays attention to three point eight million dollars.

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00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: Yes to Larry Ellison of Oracle now the richest man

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Speaker 1: in the world.

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Speaker 2: Richest man in the world.

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Speaker 1: That means he has over three hundred and eighty billion dollars.

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Speaker 1: Someone says, hey, we're missing three point eight million dollars.

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Speaker 1: He goes, what we mean, We're missing three point eight

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Speaker 1: million dollars?

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Speaker 2: What are you out of your mind? Was that woman

632
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:18,959
Speaker 2: who was trying to scam Graceland? That's that is spectacular.

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00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 2: You have to think of the ego. You think you're

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00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 2: some kind of criminal mastermind that you're gonna be able

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Speaker 2: to get three point eight million dollars out of the

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Speaker 2: Graceland estate. She might as well just call herself Lex Luthor.

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Speaker 2: Good lord, let's drink some bourbon because it is time.

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Speaker 1: On the Twitter x go Eat Drink Smoke, Facebook Eat

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