1 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: You set him up and I'll knock him back. Lloyd 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: one be wars because it's a booz booze. 3 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 2: Jerry, you don't come off like a beer snob kind 4 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 2: of guy. 5 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,159 Speaker 3: I mean I used to be, but Nigel shunned me 6 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 3: for drinking Heinekens and I drink Miller Life. 7 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 2: But you're not like one of these guys that would 8 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 2: go to the bar and then just get the most 9 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 2: obscure ip a pale ale when there's a big line 10 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 2: of people behind you that just want a Miller Light. 11 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 2: Not at all, okay, because there's nothing wrong with chuck 12 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 2: in a little Natty Light from time to time. 13 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,959 Speaker 4: I mean, I have a job now, so I don't 14 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 4: have to drink Natty Light. But I get it. That's 15 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 4: a college beer. 16 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 2: It is. 17 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 4: I get a case for like fourteen dollars. 18 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 2: That's the thing. That's the thing, right case, the big one. 19 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 2: Natty Light just launched lawn Brew. It's a fertilizer made 20 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:10,040 Speaker 2: from spent beer grains used to make Natty Light. It's 21 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 2: designed to help lawns grow greener and thicker. It seems 22 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 2: like this is for a limited time. Here's the commercial 23 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 2: they put out for Natural Light's lawn brew. 24 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 5: After a long day of photosynthesis and being walked on 25 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 5: by the man, there's only one thing a hardworking lawn 26 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:38,400 Speaker 5: like he wants natural light. Introducing lawn brew, a fertilizer 27 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 5: made from spent grains. 28 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 6: That's the stuff left over after brewing beer, and it's 29 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 6: great for ruscious lawns like you. Lawn brew all the 30 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 6: gregs of beer now for lawns. 31 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 2: Okay. I like tying in the whole lawn game to 32 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 2: a good cheap beer like that, because when I get 33 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 2: done cutting the grass, Jerry, I don't want some beer 34 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 2: that feels like I'm chugging molasses. I want just a cold, 35 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:12,640 Speaker 2: basic bitch just you know natty light, you know bush light, 36 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 2: Miller light. The beach grove in me comes out when 37 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 2: I cut the grass. 38 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, I learned that lesson the hard way. 39 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 3: I went to the eighty five hundred and I took 40 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,959 Speaker 3: a bunch of hard beers and it's a long day. 41 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 4: It was horrible. I don't know that I made half 42 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 4: of them to switch the miller light. 43 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 3: My mind, as you with this, is like, so I 44 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 3: have a drinking You're telling me, my my grass is 45 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 3: going to be an alcoholic now like that's that's when 46 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 3: you go outside in your grass has the shakes. 47 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 4: That's an issue. 48 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 2: It's like walking up with a bunch of Nigel's when 49 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 2: you get home. Some more booze news. It's opening day 50 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 2: for most of Major League Baseball. 51 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 4: Today was opening day. We're undefeated, Yankees, best record in 52 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 4: the league. Let's go, boys. 53 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 2: How do they'reon judge? 54 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,079 Speaker 4: Do he's in playoff? For him? Oh? For four four case? Yeah. 55 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 2: We'll talk about that a little bit later on, but 56 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 2: most of baseball gets underway today. The Cubs, the Reds. 57 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,680 Speaker 4: The local teams of interest, those pro teams. 58 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 2: Oh, don't you start with that crap, like when you 59 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,799 Speaker 2: do your little podcast. I know Alvi may let this 60 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 2: stuff slide, but when you come in here, don't you 61 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 2: bring this Yankee bull crap in here. Until your boy 62 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 2: gets a big hit in a game that actually matters. 63 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 2: You can take that Steinbrenner propaganda and keep it right 64 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:17,239 Speaker 2: out in the hallway. 65 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 4: I want to let you know something. Do you know 66 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 4: baseball goes into October? 67 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 2: I am aware of that. 68 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 4: Yes, Red fans know that. 69 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 2: Hey, they made the playoffs last year. Red fans made 70 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,239 Speaker 2: the playoffs last year and Elie. 71 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 3: De la Cruz will look fantastic in pinstripes here in 72 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 3: the next couple years. 73 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 2: You know, the Cubs of what is world serious more 74 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,519 Speaker 2: recently than the Yankees. 75 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 4: But who's your closer hammer or oldest chapman from the Yankees? 76 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 2: Who you got from the Reds? And but we digress. 77 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 2: Have you done the nine to nine to nine challenge 78 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 2: at a baseball game? 79 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 4: I have not, but I've heard of it, but I've 80 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 4: never done it. 81 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 2: So for those who don't know what it is, it's 82 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 2: you go to a baseball game and you have to 83 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 2: eat nine hot dogs, drink nine beers in nine innings. 84 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 2: Now you can go inning by inning. You can pay yourself, 85 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 2: or you could go three right out of the gate, 86 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 2: take a little break, three more right out of the gate, 87 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 2: take a little break. But you have to do nine 88 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 2: to nine in a full nine inning baseball game. I'm 89 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 2: kind of excited to try. 90 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 4: Are you going to try it? 91 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 2: I think so. Like, if you go to a Cubs 92 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 2: game and sit in the bleachers, nine beers isn't anything 93 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 2: like Really, it's almost like a ten beer minimum. If 94 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,160 Speaker 2: you're sitting out in the bleachers at Wrigley and then 95 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 2: you start building the big beer snake, which attaches to 96 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 2: the upper deck of the back of Wrigley. But the 97 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 2: nine Dogs, though, like I'm trying to lose weight, you know, 98 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 2: I'm down a lot. I'm working out. Boy, that's an 99 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 2: awful lot of calories for one day at the ballpark. 100 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 3: It sounds like concessions propaganda. I want to sell more hot. 101 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 4: Dogs nine ninet nine. 102 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 2: Here at the hammer In Nigel Show, though, we are 103 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,479 Speaker 2: vehemently in favor of the nine to nine to nine challenge, 104 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 2: to the point to where we put a little tribute 105 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 2: together it's. 106 00:04:54,520 --> 00:05:19,720 Speaker 1: Your hot. 107 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 2: Nine. Okay. So we kind of got off on a 108 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 2: side chat about baseball here and Brad Sewinsky in the 109 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 2: YouTube chat, cub fans do everything but watch the game, dude. 110 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,720 Speaker 2: Wrigley has packed all the time, and nobody boos our 111 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 2: team more than we do. And we've had plenty of 112 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 2: reason to do it over the last couple of years. 113 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:53,159 Speaker 2: When the Ricketts family doesn't want to act like they're 114 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 2: a major market and keep all the money for bull crap. 115 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,599 Speaker 2: At least your Yankees spend the money and it doesn't 116 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 2: work out out, but you spend the money. 117 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 3: Listen, Brad's a white Sox fan, so he cannot even 118 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:04,280 Speaker 3: enter the conversation. 119 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 2: Oh so he lets triple a baseball, got it. It's 120 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 2: the Hammer of Nigel show.