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Speaker 1: All right. I know you got big plans for this segment,

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Speaker 1: but before we get into it, I heard a promo

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Speaker 1: Cats is doing something at kill Roy's in Broad Ripple.

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Speaker 1: How did Cats get chosen to do something at kill

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Speaker 1: Roy's and Broad Ripple rather than Yeah, that's right, it's

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Speaker 1: Kelly Casey's show.

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Speaker 2: I'm Rob Merrit's in for Casey. Jason Hammer, Hello.

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Speaker 3: That should have been you, because like you still go

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Speaker 3: to these types of places, even though you're way too

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Speaker 3: old to be there. You still try to say hello

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Speaker 3: fellow kids and walk into set establishments.

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Speaker 1: I've drank way too much at these places. I've dated

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Speaker 1: people who have worked at these places. I've checked all

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Speaker 1: the boxes and being the host that should go to

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Speaker 1: these places.

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Speaker 2: Just think twenty years from now, Olivia is going to

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Speaker 2: be in these places.

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Speaker 1: Is not going to be in anything places, Jim Marrett,

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Speaker 1: She's gonna be locked.

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Speaker 2: In her room. This sounds familiar.

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Speaker 3: You know what I thought was really entertaining was a

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Speaker 3: couple of segments ago. You guys just giving each other crap.

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Speaker 3: You know, Rob's giving you crap on your voting record.

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Speaker 3: You're giving it right because of how unlikable and fugly

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Speaker 3: he is.

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Speaker 2: It's perfect.

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Speaker 3: So I wanted to continue this because I think this

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Speaker 3: is what the people want.

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Speaker 2: So here's what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Here, in just a moment, I'm gonna put thirty seconds

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Speaker 3: of the clock. It's a clock with a buzzer at

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Speaker 3: the end. That's exactly thirty seconds. Uh, mister Merritt, do

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Speaker 3: you believe you could roast Rob Kendall for thirty seconds NonStop?

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Speaker 2: He is a limited material. Yes, no way.

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Speaker 1: He's too nice. There's no way he can do it.

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Speaker 1: He's too nice. I don't believe he can do it.

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Speaker 1: Let's find out. All right, here we go, when we

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Speaker 1: start the clock. Begin, Okay, Kevin, hit it.

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Speaker 2: Rob? You have no friends, Yeah, you've got Rob.

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Speaker 4: You've got fake hair, yes, go go Rob? You you

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Speaker 4: you really have no life other than well you're a

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Speaker 4: terrible dad, Yes, horrible dad.

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Speaker 2: Hand macmc and cheese. Your mother dresses you funny? Yes, yes, right.

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Speaker 2: And that wasn't bad.

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Speaker 1: That was good. That was much meaner than I thought

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Speaker 1: you had in you.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen him get angry. I do like Ned Flanders.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen him get angry.

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Speaker 5: Ever, you know, customer, you know when we had my

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Speaker 5: I've got a son and two daughters, and we had

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Speaker 5: either girlfriends or boyfriends come through the house, and we

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Speaker 5: had Dad's word lists, and uh, it's words that you

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Speaker 5: just don't say in our household. And if somebody wanted

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Speaker 5: a copy of the word list to make sure they

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Speaker 5: didn't say it. If you think it and you think

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Speaker 5: it's on the list, don't say it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It was like, shucks, you want to give that

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Speaker 1: a shot?

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Speaker 2: I bet you could do.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I was going to give you dealer's choice, okay,

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Speaker 3: because I was gonna let you do it.

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Speaker 2: But you can pick your opponent.

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Speaker 3: It can either be ripping on Merrit for thirty seconds

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Speaker 3: or ripping on me for thirty seconds.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm going to take Merit.

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Speaker 2: Oh you okay, you got a lot Hammer's fat.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: I just gave you the green light to rip on

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Speaker 3: Rob all right, So you're going to do Jim Merritt.

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Speaker 1: Just remember I love you, Jim.

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Speaker 2: All right. I should have put that in front mine too.

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Speaker 1: Kevin hit it, Jim. Your campaign for mayor was a disaster.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen a weaker operation.

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Speaker 2: You're a weaker candidate.

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Speaker 1: You were awful as a senator, all the tax increases

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Speaker 1: have screwed so many people and riff Ra, what the

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Speaker 1: hell are.

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Speaker 4: You guys thinking with that?

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Speaker 1: Let's go, Jim, I can't believe you ever thought you

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Speaker 1: would be governor someday and Jim on behalf of hoogiers everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for absolutely nothing. I thought you're going to say,

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Speaker 2: I suck.

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Speaker 1: Like I could listen to a full show of this

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Speaker 1: back you guys like the two old muppets right now.

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Speaker 2: It's better than being in the in the balcony with

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Speaker 2: those two old men.

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Speaker 1: All right, So you were on the earlier today. I

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Speaker 1: heard you competing against us. Thanks for doing that.

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Speaker 3: By the way, well somebody's got to bring some revenue

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Speaker 3: into this chilling So you go on our.

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Speaker 1: Sister station, the Fan, the sports talk station every Thursday.

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Speaker 3: Right yes, and promoting the Degenerates Nextdoor podcast, and we

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Speaker 3: talk a little Thursday night football. Now tonight we've got

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Speaker 3: a couple old dudes in the spotlight, Aaron Rodger and

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Speaker 3: Joe Flacco. And I made the comparison on the fan

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Speaker 3: this morning that tonight for Joe Flacco, I'm calling this

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Speaker 3: the old guy at the Bachelor party game. Now here's

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Speaker 3: what I mean by this, follow me here. When you're

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Speaker 3: at a bachelor party, like you think it's you and

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Speaker 3: your buddies and maybe your frat bros friends from high school,

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Speaker 3: you guys are going to be the ones getting crazy.

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Speaker 3: But the real reality is anybody that's been to a

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Speaker 3: bachelor party knows it's the dads.

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Speaker 4: It's the uncles.

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Speaker 2: They're the ones.

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Speaker 3: Getting loose because it's their night out. They don't go

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Speaker 3: out as much as you guys do, so they're buying

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Speaker 3: the drink, they're buying the shots, they're doing the dances

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Speaker 3: like this is their night out. So they're the ones

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Speaker 3: you want to hang out with, which brings me to

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Speaker 3: Joe Flacco tonight. Joey Flax probably didn't think he'd be

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Speaker 3: in this position, right. He was going to be a

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Speaker 3: backup or maybe out of the league. But here he

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Speaker 3: is tonight, starting at home on national television. This is

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Speaker 3: the old guy at the bachelor party. He's not going

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Speaker 3: to have many more opportunities. This is his night out,

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Speaker 3: so he's going to try to put on a show

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Speaker 3: and keep.

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Speaker 1: An eye on some points. Tonight, maryn throw it around

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Speaker 1: the yard, Merritt. You ever got super liquored up in

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Speaker 1: public before. Never never what I thought it was. In truth,

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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, is Dad's weekend?

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Speaker 5: And I you.

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Speaker 2: Same same philosophy. Yes, I can see that now.

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Speaker 1: I would ask this to Nigel, but we all know

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Speaker 1: the answer. It's last week post forty. You ever gotten

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Speaker 1: drank more than.

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Speaker 2: You than you? Last week?

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Speaker 3: I had a designated driver for the Coaches Tavern show

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Speaker 3: and let's just say that the coupon lady was not

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Speaker 3: real happy with me.

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Speaker 2: Oh what does she give you? You're embarrassing your family.

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Speaker 2: I don't ever want to see you get that drunk again.

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Speaker 3: Like I got these speech where the teeth are clinched,

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Speaker 3: but you can still hear words coming out.

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Speaker 2: What is wrong with that?

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Speaker 1: And the impressive thing is she said that to you

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Speaker 1: your twenty, in your thirties and now your forties.

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Speaker 2: It over and over.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to be consistent. That's what this marriage

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Speaker 3: is based off of the consistency. What are you doing

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Speaker 3: this afternoon? What's going on? We've got the biggest stories

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Speaker 3: in Indie. The dude Jim is going to be my

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Speaker 3: co host this afternoon, and you're gonna come by and

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Speaker 3: go off.

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Speaker 2: The rails, all right?

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Speaker 1: James Briggs from the Indies Star I got to join

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Speaker 1: us next. He's got a great column about how much

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Speaker 1: hawk Set sucks when it comes to Thomas cal Cook suck.

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Speaker 1: Let's Go Baby ninety three WBC