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Speaker 1: I can't remember if it was Kirker Guard or Benjamin Franklin,

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Speaker 1: who once said, and I quote, sometimes you win, sometimes

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Speaker 1: you lose. Sometimes you get naked and show the police

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Speaker 1: your genitals, and we call it a lewd nude dude

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Speaker 1: in the news.

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Speaker 2: Here's another lude nude dude in the new.

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Speaker 1: Dateline Georgia, an escaped inmate was arrested after leaving a

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Speaker 1: work site and later found running up and down a

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Speaker 1: Georgia highway smacking on cars butt naked. The inmate was

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Speaker 1: arrested and then it returned to the prison camp he

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Speaker 1: had to finish his work. They put some clothes on

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Speaker 1: my man and said, yeah, that's great, you escaped in

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Speaker 1: your naked, but you better get your butt out there

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Speaker 1: and pick up some trash. Now. If you remember, we

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Speaker 1: had a story similar to this last year from Kentucky

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Speaker 1: which brings us to great moments in naked men hitting

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Speaker 1: cars on the highway. History.

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Speaker 3: Sheriff Dephie's were responding to the area of West Fifth

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Speaker 3: Street Road in Highway fifteen fifty four in reference to

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Speaker 3: a naked man running down the road and hitting passing vehicles.

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Speaker 3: When Debbie's arrived, they say they saw a man inside

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Speaker 3: the home naked with blood and mud on his body.

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Speaker 3: After a struggle, forty one year old John Stephanopoulos was

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Speaker 3: eventually taken into custody. They say he kept repeating that

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Speaker 3: he used quote mushrooms with Jesus and they were playing

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Speaker 3: a virtual reality game together.

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Speaker 1: I've seen it a million times. You get naked, you're

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Speaker 1: smacking a car. Maybe there's blood on you, maybe there's feces,

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Speaker 1: but it's because you're playing a reality show game with Jesus.

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Speaker 1: That's all. That's all that it is. I've seen it

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Speaker 1: a million times.