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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Hammer and Nichel shown argue.

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Speaker 2: Many are I'm on.

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Speaker 1: My name is Nigel Jason Himmer right over there with

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Speaker 2: On the hotline.

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Speaker 3: I believe a certain somebody had a birthday recently. What

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Speaker 2: Is that true? It is true?

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Speaker 1: Birthday boy over here hod On Man, Happy birthday.

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Speaker 2: Thanks guys, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: So we got a lot of new folks listening. I've

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Speaker 3: been filling in on a podcast in the morning, and

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Speaker 3: I think we brought some transplants to the program here

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Speaker 3: in the Empires. For those first timers here, tell them

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Speaker 3: what arguments is.

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Speaker 1: Arguments are symbol you've had these arguments before? Would you

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Speaker 1: rathers the goats? Anything of that nature that has no

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Speaker 1: real answer and something you would argue with your friends

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Speaker 1: and a barbecue, barber shop or any place where you

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Speaker 1: guys all kind of gather around and have some fun discussions.

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Speaker 1: I made a podcast out of it called Bargaments, and

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Speaker 1: you can see it on YouTube. You can download it

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Speaker 1: anywhere you get your podcasts. And it's a fun Facebook

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Speaker 1: group too. And I like to come on The Hammer

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Speaker 1: and Nigel Show and Lob one up to them every Friday.

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Speaker 2: If you guys are down, we can do one.

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Speaker 1: Do it. Let's rock all right, gentlemen, best TV or

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Speaker 1: movie nerd of all time?

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Speaker 3: So TVs and or movies you can encompass all of

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Speaker 3: it here.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the best nerd of all time? Yes? Who you

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Speaker 2: got for me? It's a simple one Steve article, did

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Speaker 2: I do that? I do the classic? That's strong.

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Speaker 1: I will. I will throw in a caveat too, because

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Speaker 1: my son is a eleven year old.

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Speaker 2: He likes older his shows.

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Speaker 1: We've been watching them, We've been showing him other ones,

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Speaker 1: and we are now in a family matters phase. And

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Speaker 1: I will say the first season, there is no Rkle

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Speaker 1: until season until episode twelve and one through eleven might

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Speaker 1: be the worst television.

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Speaker 2: You've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: And then that shot in the arm comes on that

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Speaker 1: show and single Handley throws it through his stratosphere.

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Speaker 2: So for me, he sits at the top.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna give you a little pushback on Erkle,

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Speaker 3: because when I think of somebody that deserves to be

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Speaker 3: the best nerd of all time, I want somebody that's

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Speaker 3: proud to be the nerd. Rkle later tries to reinvent

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Speaker 3: himself as Stefawn or Kell.

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Speaker 1: Remember that's because he got nerdy, ladies, man, that's because

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Speaker 1: he got nerdy and figured out a way to try

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Speaker 1: girl he's been lusted over. If that's not nerdy, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is. Guys, interjected the word lust

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Speaker 1: in that family matters. I mean, that is so nerdy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come out with stem cell research on my own.

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Speaker 3: He was so ashamed of who he was he tried

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Speaker 3: to reinvent himself as the fun or Kell.

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Speaker 2: It was shame.

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Speaker 1: It was like, hey, fifteen years chased after this one girls,

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Speaker 1: heiter hung up with everybody else but me.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna change what this is? All right, all right, Allison,

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Speaker 2: what do you got?

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Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna go a little little more new age.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Dwight from Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I like the people I work with generally, with four exceptions.

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Speaker 5: But someone committed a crime and I did not become

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Speaker 5: a Lackawana County volunteer sheriff's deputy to make friends. And

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Speaker 5: by the way, I haven't.

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Speaker 4: I mean that statement itself speaks for it. But I

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Speaker 4: mean he's nerdy, he's seriously takes it with pride and

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Speaker 4: bears beats battle Starkleica.

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Speaker 2: I can't argue with that case. I mean, that's it's impressive.

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Speaker 2: That's that's an impressive one.

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Speaker 3: I mean we're coming to the table with some heavyweights

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Speaker 3: right now. We've got Burkled, We've got Dwight from the office.

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Speaker 1: Nudge, Screech from Saved by the Bell, Oh wow, ultimate total,

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Speaker 1: and thank you for calling Bass on High for office

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Speaker 1: hours and directions. Press one to speak with mister Belding,

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Speaker 1: Press two and to talk to Screech.

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Speaker 3: Don't press anything because it's me.

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Speaker 1: And then Zach Morris was such a bastard because he

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Speaker 1: always took advantage of Screech and used him in his

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Speaker 1: learn how to do everything that it was building websites.

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Speaker 2: He was an audio engineer, a video engineer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, nerd make money room bas the nerds. I

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Speaker 1: The nerds are the ones that make all the money.

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Speaker 1: Now do you know the rumor? Is there any truth

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Speaker 1: that the guy that played Screech. Dustin Diamond is related

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Speaker 2: Did you ever hear.

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Speaker 1: That the light I heard Marilyn Manson was from the

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Speaker 1: wonder You never heard that Dustin Diamond wasn't related to

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Speaker 2: I did not hear. I can see the resemblance.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and and Hammer said it right. Yeah, Screech got

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Speaker 1: to bring it down, sorry, but you never heard that.

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Speaker 1: You never heard that Dustin Diamond was related?

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Speaker 2: Was was my knees brother? One I've never heard of?

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Speaker 2: You're gonna say Neil Diamond?

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Speaker 1: I would have been more No, no, no, Mike D

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Speaker 1: from the Beastie Boys. Who you got man? Biggest nerd

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Speaker 3: Look, my favorite movie of all time is Revenge of

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Speaker 3: the Nerds. So I feel like I've got to pick

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Speaker 2: A whole sandbox there the one that I'm going to choose.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't think he really even is a nerd.

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Speaker 3: I consider myself a pretty popular guy. I would have

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Speaker 3: loved to have hung out with Booger.

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Speaker 2: He's got bush.

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Speaker 5: I say we blow their houses of Fieldbert.

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Speaker 1: If we don't get approved by the Trylands, we won't

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Speaker 1: even be a fraternity.

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Speaker 2: I say, we blow thes up.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why he falls in the category of nerd.

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Speaker 3: He fits in with the alpha betas like Booger is

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Speaker 3: but he's got wonder joints. He brings the chicks to

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Speaker 1: Wonder joint he wasn't. The only thing was he was

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Speaker 3: Says funny stuff all the time. He's got like vengeance

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Speaker 1: Non discriminatory either, I mean he loved the moos Hey,

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Speaker 1: damn the moos showed. Oh he was into it, loved

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Speaker 1: and the greatest longest belch of all time? Right, yes,

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Speaker 1: one hundred is that's all really going. I would have

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Speaker 1: But I was gonna say, yeah, school Nick probably when

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Speaker 1: we're talking Revenge of the Nerds is the biggest nerd.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But if I'm hanging out with somebody from the try Lambs,

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Speaker 3: I'm hanging out with Bugger true.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I can't argue with that base.

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Speaker 3: We've got a couple of honorable mentions here. We've got

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Speaker 3: Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory. That's Jew on

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Speaker 3: the YouTube chat.

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Speaker 2: Really any of those guys right?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Ducky John Cryer's character one Pink and Nige.

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Speaker 2: Here's what up your alley?

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Speaker 3: And I thought you were gonna pick one of these guys,

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Speaker 3: Gary or Wyatt from Weird Science?

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Speaker 1: didn't think Gary was a nerd. I think you just

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Speaker 3: Now, if you want to go Anthony Michael Hall in

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Speaker 3: Breakfast Club or even sixteen Candles, yeah, it's not bad.

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Speaker 1: He was a nerd in those But then where he

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Speaker 1: played the football player, what.

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Speaker 2: Was that called?

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Speaker 2: I can't think Johnny be good. Yeah, Johnny, that's it.

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Speaker 2: He was a stud and that I got.

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Speaker 1: I got a couple of honorable mentions for you. I've

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Speaker 1: got Napoleon Dynamite, yes, really good. I've got Harmoni Granger,

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Speaker 1: Harry Potter, Okay, the chick, I've.

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Speaker 2: Got the check. Yeah, that girl.

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Speaker 1: He was walking around with the spells book at all time.

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Speaker 1: And then even know how they got to the school

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Speaker 1: and she had a book that was bigger than her.

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Speaker 2: Nice spellbook geeky.

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Speaker 1: And then definitely a favorite of mine mclovin from super Bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's good, Simpson. I'm going to need a

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Speaker 2: ruling on this one, Simpson. He said, is Forrest Gump

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Speaker 2: a nerd? He was on the spect Can a spectrum

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Speaker 2: be on the nerd? Right?

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Speaker 3: Like, if you call him a nerd, do you get

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Speaker 1: But he was also extremely successful unwittingly, I'll say, going

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Speaker 2: I would say his son was more on the path

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Speaker 2: of nerd than he was. Great. Now where the boy.

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Speaker 1: This show is just degenerated into making fun of Forrest

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Speaker 1: Gump's son. We just had to jump a generation over

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Speaker 1: and right there. I think we can find something right there.

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Speaker 3: Some more comments from the YouTube chat David George mcfluh Okay,

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Speaker 3: it's a good one. Ryan Tony katz our morning guy,

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Speaker 3: Tony katz Us entered the chat. Bass If we want

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Speaker 3: to get some more bargaments, where can we go?

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Speaker 1: Head over towards the podcast download where you get them

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Speaker 1: your ipat your iTunes, Amazon, any of those places where

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Speaker 1: you can download your podcast. Also YouTube. There's some good

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Speaker 1: all times. Head the arguments on the Facebook page. Waste

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Speaker 1: some time, throw up some good ones there. Always on

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Speaker 1: fun time with you guys. Thanks for having me on.

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Speaker 1: Happy belated birthday brother.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it next Friday. Appreciate it. Talk to you

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Speaker 2: guys soon