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Speaker 1: Speaking of producer Allison, it's becoming one of our favorite traditions.

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Speaker 1: On Friday around this time. It's her completely out of

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Speaker 1: context montage of the best of the Hammer and Nigel show.

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Speaker 1: I thought you said taint. Oh, I thought you said

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Speaker 1: taint there for a second, of.

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Speaker 2: Course he did. I could barely pick up a twenty

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Speaker 2: five pound weight.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to show you my crotch.

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Speaker 2: Oh, what's the deal with wind?

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Speaker 1: Far next couple of days in terms of the weather.

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Speaker 1: Think of it as Rosie o'donnald at a speedo.

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Speaker 2: Oh, feel the wind across the studio from the hip thrusts.

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Speaker 1: Well, ladies and gentlemen, the founding father of Nigel's Gay

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Speaker 1: Studs Club.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna buy a brisket on discount knowing that it's

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Speaker 2: been down somebody's pants. I don't care if it's wrapped

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Speaker 2: in cellophane or not.

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Speaker 1: Rip the band aid off, but helped the Jimmy happ

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Speaker 1: doesn't rip off.

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Speaker 3: True, And they're all wearing cups and juck straps in

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Speaker 3: their cranks, allowed to float free.

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Speaker 1: Picture there's an establishment person bent over and here comes

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Speaker 1: Rod Bray.

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Speaker 4: You can't tell me we don't live in the greatest

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Speaker 4: country in the world when you can chop off somebody's crank,

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Speaker 4: can be found not guilty, and you can have.

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Speaker 1: Your crank chopped off and star in porn.

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Speaker 2: So I told the ladies in my twenties. The further

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Speaker 2: south you go, the bigger it gets there.

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Speaker 1: It is the completely out of context weekend review from

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Speaker 1: producer Allison