1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: My name is Idel Jason Hammer right over there. I 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: believe we were going to ask our producer Allison to 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 1: read the New York Post headline about Jeffrey Epstein. 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 2: Alison, is that happening? Well, I guess it is now. 5 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 3: This is the actual headline from the New York Posts 6 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 3: earlier today. It's a quote from one of the victims. 7 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 3: That's how they've got this information. So again, sensitive ears, 8 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 3: if you got kids in the car, maybe this isn't 9 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 3: the time for them to turn it up. 10 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, Alison, please New York Post headline and a quote 11 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, extremely deformed penis shape liked 12 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,480 Speaker 2: a lemon. Quote. 13 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 3: That's the headline from the post. Epstein tiny deformed, you 14 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 3: know what? Shaped like a lemon? Nige. This is from 15 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 3: one of the victims making a statement about what she's 16 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 3: say all when the. 17 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 2: Pedophile of the pervert whipped it out. What do we 18 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:04,960 Speaker 2: do with this information? 19 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: A penis shaped like a lemon? I don't even understand 20 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: what that means. Like a lemon is around. 21 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 3: Right, and it's like got like a weird tip to it, 22 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, it's pretty weird. That's not what they're 23 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 3: supposed to look like as someone with one. That's not 24 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 3: what they're supposed to. 25 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 1: No, squeeze me, baby, till the juice runs down my legs. 26 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,839 Speaker 1: Squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg 27 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: that Robert Plant, the way you squeeze my lemon, I'm 28 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: gonna fall right out of bed, bed baby. 29 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's from led Zeppelin. That's a lemon song. That's 30 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 2: what is that? 31 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 3: What that's about is Robert Plant's stuff like that? Is 32 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,279 Speaker 3: that what he's singing about? Good lord, I don't think. 33 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 3: I don't think he's comparing his thing to a lemon. 34 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 3: I think it was euphemism there in those lyrics. But 35 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 3: this is an actual description and Jeffrey Epstein's. And it's 36 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 3: wild that these sex perverts have the most deformed junk 37 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 3: because if you go back and remember when the Weinstein 38 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 3: situation was taking place, Gavin Newsom's wife, Jessica now she 39 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 3: did the hibbitidibbity with Harvey Weinstein. Oh, she claims that 40 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 3: it was casting couch stuff against her will. There are 41 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 3: others that say she knew what she was doing. She 42 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,119 Speaker 3: was doing it for money to enhance both of their careers. 43 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 3: She wanted to be an actress. Look, take all that 44 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 3: out of the equation, but she described Harvey Weinstein's stuff 45 00:02:53,400 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 3: as quote fish like and distorted in the testes like, 46 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,079 Speaker 3: so on one side you gotta do it's got a 47 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 3: junk that looks like a lemon. On the other side, 48 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 3: he got Weinstein over here with his fish wainer, Alison, 49 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 3: in which one of these guys has got it worse 50 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 3: lemon or fish stop. 51 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:17,920 Speaker 2: I got another one for you in removing myself from 52 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:18,519 Speaker 2: this situation. 53 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: Remember back, like back in twenty ten when Ben Roethlisberger 54 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: from the Pittsburgh football team, the Steelers, the Steelers. Yeah, 55 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: he was, I don't know any of this is true. 56 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 1: All this got dropped. Nobody was charged in this, but 57 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: the accuser of Ben Roethlisberger provided a police statement describing 58 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 1: how he approached her with his crank exposed, and another 59 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: accuser corroborated seeing him with his out and additionally, unverified 60 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: anecdotal account from two thousand and four published and dead 61 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: Spin described as being as. 62 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 2: As gray and ashy, gray and ashy. 63 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 3: So there was another quarterbacker who said that there was 64 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 3: an accuser that said a quarterbacks you know what was gray? 65 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 2: Remember when Brett Farver was with the Jets. 66 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,279 Speaker 1: I remember he had a controversy. 67 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 2: I didn't know how. 68 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 3: And it was Jen Scourger, the hot chick from the 69 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 3: Florida State game who became some sort of member of 70 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:38,119 Speaker 3: Jets dot com. And Brett sent the ever dangerous unsolicited 71 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 3: pick to miss Sturger and she said that it was gray. 72 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 3: So something about NFL quarterbacks and making it gray. 73 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:55,719 Speaker 1: Gray and ashy, Ben Rothlisberger was the description, although again 74 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 1: no charge is ever filed. 75 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 2: So yeah, these so which would you have? 76 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:06,960 Speaker 1: Like out of the three, the lemon shape, the fish like, 77 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: or the the gray and ashy? 78 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,159 Speaker 3: I mean, as long as I'm not deformed, I'll go 79 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 3: with gray and ashy. Okay, Like, hopefully at some point 80 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 3: the color might come back. 81 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: How is it ashy? Is it a dryness problem? Look? 82 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 3: Lord knows what all Ben was doing with that thing. 83 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,719 Speaker 3: Lord knows what Brett Farv was doing with that thing. Like, 84 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 3: I have no idea why the color would be the 85 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 3: way that it is, but I've given my option of 86 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 3: having the color wrong or having it shaped like a fish. 87 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 2: Sign me up for the color? What about you? Sign 88 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,719 Speaker 2: you up? No, sign me up for ashy? Yes, sign 89 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,039 Speaker 2: me up for Gray. 90 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 1: I don't want lemon no ever want somebody to describe 91 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:56,880 Speaker 1: Mike crank as as lemonish, no or, and certainly not 92 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 1: fish fish like, fishlike. We could probably stop this conversation now. 93 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 3: But these are all things that are out there in 94 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 3: the public record. This is nothing that we're making up. 95 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 3: Oh no, no. I shared it on our Twitter earlier today, 96 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 3: that New York Post headline, And my challenge to all 97 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 3: of you guys listening is, find a way to bring 98 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 3: that up at the Thanksgiving table a week from tomorrow. 99 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 2: Hey, mom, did you know that Jeffrey Epstein had an 100 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:28,359 Speaker 2: extremely deformed shaped like a lemon past the Cranberry's, Like, 101 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 2: just find a way to bring it up an actual 102 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 2: conversation at the table for Thanksgiving.