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Speaker 1: Hammer and Nigel. Do you believe these characters are weirdos?

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Speaker 1: So let oh man, If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

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Speaker 1: If you don't have some fun, you'll go insane. I'm

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Speaker 1: Jason Hammer. Big Night is right across from me, Miss Alison,

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Speaker 1: I need some mood music, please, Holster. What you're gonna do? Brother?

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Speaker 1: Just like hawke Mania in nineteen eighty six, airport delays

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Speaker 1: and cancelations are running wild, brother, No, what you're gonna

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Speaker 1: do when your flight and your crew cattle on you? Brother?

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Speaker 1: That's where this is going.

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Speaker 2: Oh good god. My wife beat it just in time.

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Speaker 2: By the way, she got home last night at like six,

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Speaker 2: landed out of New York City. And I'm it's she

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Speaker 2: got lucky. I mean, because it's happening. It's really happening.

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Speaker 2: Flights canceled it and delays all over the country because

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Speaker 2: of this government shut down. They can't pay the TSA,

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Speaker 2: they can't pay the air traffic controllers. So what are

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Speaker 2: you gonna do when when whole camania runs wild on you?

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Speaker 1: Right? You were telling me yesterday because your wife was

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Speaker 1: in New York traveling for work. Yeah, the pain in

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Speaker 1: the backside the pita. If you will paying in the

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Speaker 1: blank for her just to get a flight on time

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Speaker 1: and get out. It was like she was snake pliskin

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Speaker 1: and it was a full escape from New York.

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Speaker 2: Go yeah, honey, I'm glad you're escaping from New York

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Speaker 2: City right now because tomorrow it's on tomorrow being right now.

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Speaker 1: The biggest city in the United States, and she has

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Speaker 1: to escape out of that.

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Speaker 2: She came home wearing an eye patch and been very

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Speaker 2: tight jeans with boots that come up over them, comes into.

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Speaker 1: Bed with you call me snake.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he escaped from New York But no, I mean

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Speaker 2: it's it's real for sure.

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Speaker 1: Nationwide air traffic has been reduced by four percent today,

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Speaker 1: But that means at least fourteen flights in Indy, maybe more.

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Speaker 1: Last time I checked, it was fourteen canceled flights, not

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Speaker 1: flights that were ultimately delayed due to weather and then

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Speaker 1: canceled later. Dude, pre scheduled cancelations.

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Speaker 2: He putting those airplanes in the air if there ain't

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Speaker 2: nobody in those towers to land them.

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Speaker 1: And today's four percent, Starting next Tuesday, it jumps up

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Speaker 1: to six percent. Starting next Thursday, it jumps up to

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Speaker 1: eight percent, and by November fourteenth, you're going to see

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Speaker 1: a ten percent cancelation and flight around the country.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Democrats are paying attention because this is all on you.

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Speaker 1: So imagine being a traveler and you get to the airport.

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Speaker 1: You know it's a pre scheduled flight you've had for months,

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Speaker 1: and you're told, well, we don't have any air traffic controllers.

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Speaker 1: Here's some car keys, better drive. I mean, that's awful.

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Speaker 1: That stinks. As a matter of fact, I spoke to

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Speaker 1: somebody at the International Airport earlier today. This is somebody

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Speaker 1: whose flight was canceled and they were told, you have

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Speaker 1: to drive to your next destination, then you can give

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Speaker 1: me a automobile Toyota for a one.

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Speaker 2: Right. Sounds a little like Steve Martin. I could be wrong, man,

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Speaker 2: Could you just imagine. Oh and I know we gloss

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Speaker 2: over this yesterday. But these the TSA guys and the

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Speaker 2: air traffic controllers that are having to go to work

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Speaker 2: but aren't getting paid. And some of these people may

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Speaker 2: not even like their jobs. Right. Yes, some people might

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Speaker 2: like being an air traffic controller. I don't know. But

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Speaker 2: there are people that are going to their jobs right

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Speaker 2: now and not getting paid, and they hate what they

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Speaker 2: do for a living on top of it.

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Speaker 1: So imagine not getting paid, Like, what's your motivation to

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Speaker 1: do a good job, other than you believe in doing

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Speaker 1: a good job. I guess why wouldn't you just show

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Speaker 1: up stoned, half asset. You're not getting paid anyway, Like,

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Speaker 1: that's not good, that's not helping anybody. You want these

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Speaker 1: people paid and happy, right.

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Speaker 2: I want the people that are controlling the safety of

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Speaker 2: the airplanes that are in the air happy. Yes, I

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Speaker 2: want the TSA happy. That's fine that they felt my

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Speaker 2: growing up a couple of years ago. They were just

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Speaker 2: checking for explosives. I don't blame them, that's fine. They're

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Speaker 2: trying to keep me safe, say the air traffic controllers.

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Speaker 1: You should have told them, you know, I have been

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Speaker 1: told that my crank is the bomb. You missed a

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Speaker 1: golden opportunity there, Nige. I would have wound up incarcerated.

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Speaker 1: My wife and kids were.

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Speaker 2: All looking at me when I was getting felt up

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Speaker 2: there a couple of years ago. My daughter was crying.

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Speaker 2: And then if I would have said, yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: they tell me my crank is actually a bomb. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what it would look like if they would have led

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Speaker 2: me away in handcuffs after that,