1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: My name is Nigel. Jason Hammer is here. Happy New Year, everybody. First, 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: Hammer and Nigel Show of the New Year. Minnesota Governor 3 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: old balls Tim Walls remember him, don't you? Spear fingers 4 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: dancing around on the stage. 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,120 Speaker 2: Doubt is going to be the Democrat's answer to winning 6 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 2: back men. 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 1: That guy under the Kamala Harris tutelage. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,439 Speaker 2: Right doing lake kicks, walking out on the stage. That 9 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 2: was going to win back young men. 10 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 1: I really remember they were. They called Jade Vance weird. 11 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:35,239 Speaker 1: It's weird, No, you're weird. So anyway, he's a Minnesota 12 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,519 Speaker 1: governor and he's not going up for his third term. 13 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: He's ending his reelection bid amid this massive fraud schedule 14 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: of the fraud scandal in Minnesota where it's you know, 15 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: all the daycare centers and the billions of dollars spent 16 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: and all this fraud just rampant, and I mean, the 17 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: guy should probably go to jail. 18 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 2: So you're telling me that, based on what I've seen 19 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 2: since Saturday, it's easier to capture the leader of Venezuela 20 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 2: than it is to find a kid in the Somali 21 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 2: daycare in Minnesota. That's what you're telling me. 22 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, that reminds me. That reminds me when 23 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: I was, uh, you know, on my break on vacation 24 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 1: for the past week and a half. I did. I 25 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: started a new company under the Hammer Nigel umbrella. Oh 26 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: a new llc Ladies and Gentlemen. Hammer Nigel Child Daycare 27 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 1: Starter Kit. Introducing the Child Daycare Starter Kit from The 28 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 1: Hammer and Nigel Show, the fastest way to open a 29 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:42,040 Speaker 1: child daycare funded by the government that exists exclusively on paper. 30 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 1: Each kit includes paperwork you don't have to fill out, 31 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: fake operating hours, and an empty parking lot and best 32 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: of all, no children. Yeah all right, Wait, don't take 33 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: our word for it. I haven't unlocked the door in 34 00:01:59,240 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: six months. 35 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 2: I'm I'm a multimillionaire. 36 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: We'll teach you how to look busy, sound confiant and 37 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: confidently say we're working on that. I don't have customers 38 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: walking for me, and I've never been more profited with 39 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: a child daycare starter kid, no kids, no staff, no problem, 40 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: from the Hammer in Nigel Show. There you go. 41 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 2: Well, that sounds fantastic. 42 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: New adventure for our little uh. 43 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 2: Lad up the van. Let's get to Minneapolis as soon 44 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,639 Speaker 2: as we can. My goodness, you know we're joking about this, 45 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 2: but has anybody been arrested yet? 46 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:35,799 Speaker 1: No? 47 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 2: No, let me know when there are arrests. 48 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,519 Speaker 1: The only victims here are the taxpayers, right, there's no 49 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: there's nobody. 50 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 2: Billions of dollars. We're not talking about one hundred bucks 51 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 2: here or fifty bucks over there, billions of dollars and 52 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 2: old balls. Tim Walls thought it was funny, and he 53 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,239 Speaker 2: was blaming Republicans and blaming white people for finding out. 54 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: It's white people's fault. It's racism, sure, racist. 55 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 2: He was mad people found out, and that's why he's 56 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 2: ending his reelection bid because he was gonna run again. 57 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 2: But now the same guy that Kamala Harris said, that's 58 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 2: my dude, that's gonna win over American males. That guy 59 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 2: prancing and doing jazz hands, that's my guy. He's decided 60 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 2: to pack it up, back it in and listen. This 61 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 2: goes to Republicans too, because I know they got a 62 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 2: big hearing coming up in less than two weeks where 63 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 2: James Comer is gonna wag his finger, but nobody's going 64 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 2: to go to jail. Let me know when people go 65 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 2: to jail. I'm tired of this crap. So here's what 66 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 2: I thought we could do, Nige. This is an all 67 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:48,119 Speaker 2: new segment for an all new year throughout the year. 68 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 2: In twenty twenty six, we're gonna have a segment called 69 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 2: Talking Politics with Ai Allison. And what we're going to do. 70 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 3: I did not approve of this. It's not even on 71 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 3: the rundown. 72 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 2: The consultants say that listeners like you, they want you 73 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 2: more involved in the show, and I know you're a 74 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 2: little hesitant sometimes, so that's why I've taken all the 75 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 2: work out of this for you. Okay, here to talk 76 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 2: about the scandal in Minnesota, the very first edition of 77 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 2: Talking Politics with Ai Allison. 78 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 3: Come on, what a big goofy sack of shit. That 79 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 3: guy is so looking stupid that he thought he could 80 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 3: get away with allowing all of this. As far as 81 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 3: I am concerned, he can take his jazz hands and 82 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 3: shove them so oh and I hope his anus bleeds 83 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 3: from all of the whoa, hey, hey, if I see 84 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 3: him on the street, I am going to using only 85 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 3: my bare hands and my bra Wow, Ai Allison out. 86 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 3: That sounds like a real conversation I had with Nigel 87 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,119 Speaker 3: about Hammer a couple of weeks Ago Oh wow. 88 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 2: Talking politics well, AI Alison. 89 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:04,359 Speaker 1: She said the same thing about you. I don't know, 90 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:05,039 Speaker 1: Bravo