1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: You were listening to The Hammer and Nigel Show. 2 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 2: Again as the NCAA tournaments. March Madness continues tonight with 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 2: the Sweet sixteen featuring Purdue. We've been doing stand up 4 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 2: comedy Madness here on The Hammer and Nigel Show, where 5 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 2: we've taken about sixteen of our favorite stand up comedians 6 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 2: and each day we've made them compete head to head, 7 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 2: and you, guys vote for. 8 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 3: Your favorite to advance to the next round. Now, before 9 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 3: we get to the Elite Eight, which begins here in 10 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 3: just a moment, let's get our final first round matchup winner. Okay, Jerry, 11 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 3: this is what we did yesterday. We had the number 12 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 3: twelve seed, Bill Burr. 13 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: They started to try and cancel like dead people. 14 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 4: Remember that, all of a sudden, I know where, like. 15 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 1: John Wayne was trending. 16 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,119 Speaker 5: I'm like, well, they got some found footage, you got 17 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 5: a new movie coming out that maybe they shelled, and 18 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,399 Speaker 5: all of a sudden, it was all. 19 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: These stupid ass woke white people. 20 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 4: Right. 21 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you see what John Wayne said? 22 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 5: Wait boy in nineteen seventy one, all up in arms 23 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 5: about a dead white guy. I can no longer tolerate them, 24 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 5: I can no work and tolerate dead for forty five years, 25 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 5: John Wayne saying things in a magazine that doesn't exist anymore. 26 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: So that was Bill Burr. And the ironic thing Jerry 27 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: is he's kind of. 28 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 3: Become one of those woke white people that he was 29 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 3: making fun of. Yeah, he's definitely on the left side 30 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 3: of the whole thing big time too. 31 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 1: His wife is out front rememb which you fipped off 32 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: Donald Trump at the UFC fighting. Oh that's right, I 33 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: forgot all about that. 34 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 3: He was taking on the number four seed Chris Rock. 35 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 6: He's wanted some credit for some supposed to but they're 36 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 6: just supposed to do it, and we'll brag about some shit. 37 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: A normal man just do I take care of my kids. 38 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:25,239 Speaker 1: He's a pollyan, dumba the hood. I'd never been to jail. 39 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: What you want a cookie. 40 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 5: Jail? 41 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 3: And it was close early, but it ended up being 42 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 3: a landslide. 43 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: Chris Rock moves on to the Elite eight. 44 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,959 Speaker 3: So now with a trip to the Final four on 45 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 3: the line, we have the Elite eight. We've got Rodney Dangerfield. 46 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 4: Last week nothing went right. I bought a water bed. 47 00:02:54,800 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 7: There were two Cuban guys swimming and looking for Florida 48 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 7: I tell. 49 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 4: You, I mean, it's wise guys. Why checking a hotel? 50 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 4: I asked. A fellow helped to handle my bag. 51 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 7: He started to feel out my wife. Oh, I shucked him. 52 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,920 Speaker 7: I said, hey, buddy, who told you could play around 53 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 7: my wife? He said, everybody she's allowed it cooked too. 54 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 7: She can't cook at all. I leave Donald fALS in 55 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 7: the kitchen, the roaches, hanging himself. 56 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:32,519 Speaker 3: I think he just does this for minute after minute 57 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 3: when he does his stand up sets, one zinger after 58 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 3: the other. 59 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: It's a lost art in today. 60 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 3: These two guys going against each other would run over 61 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 3: everybody today. Rodney Dangerfield or the number one seed in 62 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 3: this tournament, Richard Pryor. 63 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,120 Speaker 8: I went to penitentiary, Jane Mine, I did a movie 64 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 8: and went to not me personally, I mean, I went 65 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 8: to do a film in penitentiary and was I was 66 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 8: up there six weeks Arizona State Penitentiary. And I was 67 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 8: up there, and I slipped at all the brothers, and 68 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 8: it made my heart ate. You know, it's all the 69 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 8: beautiful black men and the joint guy. Now, warriors should 70 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 8: be out there and helping the masses. And I felt 71 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 8: that way, I was real naive right in six weeks. 72 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 4: I was up there. I talked to the brothers, you know, 73 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 4: and I talked to him. Thank god we got. 74 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 6: Penitentis asked, listen, why did you kill everybody in the house? 75 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 4: He has it. There was home. 76 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 3: From the Great Live at Sunset Strip stand up Show. 77 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 3: That's a little bit like the clean part that I 78 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,599 Speaker 3: could play for you guys right there. So it's a 79 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 3: good one today, Rodney Dangerfield against Richard Pryor. And as 80 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,919 Speaker 3: we say all the time, you're not just voting for 81 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 3: the SoundBite we just played, voting for the entire stand 82 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 3: up comedy body of work. 83 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,359 Speaker 1: So handicap this one for me. 84 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 3: Jerry Man, this is a This is a tough one 85 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 3: that Roddy Dangerfield, this is These are two of the goats, 86 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 3: I mean the top five. 87 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,359 Speaker 1: Both of them fall in there for me. 88 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 5: Richard Pryor is the guy who everybody tries to emulate. 89 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: He's the Michael Jordan of comedy. So you can vote 90 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: right now. 91 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 3: Go to wibc's Twitter and the I'm sorry The Hammer 92 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 3: and Nigel Show Twitter, Hammer and Nigel and our Facebook page. 93 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 1: We've got the tweet pinned at the top. 94 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 3: Just vote right now, which comedian do you want to 95 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 3: advance to the final four, Rodney Dangerfield or Richard Pryor. 96 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,679 Speaker 3: And on Facebook, Facebook dot com slash Hammer and Nigel 97 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 3: just write down the name leave a comment on the 98 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 3: name of who you want to move on. 99 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 1: This is a good one. 100 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 3: Right now that we're in the Elite eight, we're gonna 101 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 3: separate the men from the boys here Rodney Dangerfield against 102 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 3: Richard Pryor. Get those votes in right now on Twitter 103 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 3: at Hammer and Nigel or the Hammer in Nigel Facebook page.