1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,520 Speaker 1: I'll actually be in for Dana lash tonight on The 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 1: Dana Show, which airs from nine o'clock to eleven. 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 2: I'll be on it nationally, not just here in Indianapolis. 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: Not trying to brag, but I want to preview that 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: by giving you some of the Florida Man stories, a 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: unique segment she does every day on her show that 7 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: is hilarious. So this is a preview of what's coming 8 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: up on The Dana Show later today. Here in Indianapolis 9 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: and all throughout the country. There's several crazy Florida Man 10 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: stories out there. First, a Florida man robbed a grocery 11 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: store convenience store to the tune of seven thousand dollars 12 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 1: of lottery scratch offs. That's the part that sounds like 13 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 1: something you might see somewhere else. The part that makes 14 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: it a Florida story is he went back to the 15 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,920 Speaker 1: same place to get paid on the winners. So he 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,239 Speaker 1: stole seven thousand dollars a lotto tickets. I left the 17 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 1: convenience store, went home and scratched them. I guess which 18 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: is the wrong way to play scratchers. You just got 19 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: to go to a place where you can scan the 20 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: code and redeem. You don't actually have to go to 21 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: a place where you scratch them all. That's a terrible 22 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 1: way to play that. But anyway, when he found out 23 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 1: he wont some stuff, he went back. He's like, hey, 24 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember me. I may or 25 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: may not have stole some of these. I'd really like 26 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: to have the prizes now. And then you got arrested. 27 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: That's the part where he made the Florida man mistake 28 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,839 Speaker 1: that I really love. A naked Florida man was chasing 29 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: around Walmart workers inside the grocery store and in the 30 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: parking lot. He was then found agitated and paranoid in 31 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: the woods around the Walmart. This happened in Lake City 32 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: in Florida. Yeah, every part of that checked out when 33 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: I read through that story that CBS News had actually 34 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 1: reported on out of Miami. How you saying to yourself, Yeah, 35 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: if you're a dude who's naked around a Walmart and 36 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,400 Speaker 1: crazy and you know, falling around workers and then eventually 37 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: you disappear, the most likely place you're going to find 38 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: that guy is alone in the woods, agitated and paranoid. 39 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: All that makes sense. Really a crazy story. A Florida 40 00:01:55,920 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: man stole a woman's purse. This happened just a little 41 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: while ago, just a few days ago. And the crazy 42 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: part about it, I guess the reason that this becomes 43 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: a Florida story too. The woman had a one month 44 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 1: old kitten inside of her purse, so it wasn't the 45 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: dog move, you had a cat move. The kitten wound 46 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: up being recovered and is fine. The purse is fine. 47 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 1: The guy got arrested. But nonetheless, the thing that makes 48 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: you feel weird after you steal the purse of someone 49 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: and you look in it is it doesn't have any money. 50 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: It's got a little baby cats, a little adorable kitten 51 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: inside the purse. Dogs are better than cats, by the way. 52 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: But nonetheless I thought this was funny. And then eventually, 53 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 1: maybe for that reason, you choose to return the thing. 54 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: But a guy got caught doing something uniquely stupid, and 55 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: a woman has a uniquely odd thing having a little 56 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:43,359 Speaker 1: baby animal inside the purse that screams Florida to me too. 57 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 2: All right? 58 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:48,359 Speaker 1: Two more, This story is about a mother and father 59 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: who decided they didn't want their sixteen year old teenager anymore. 60 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,799 Speaker 2: And look, I get it. 61 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: If you're a parent and you're going through the teenage 62 00:02:56,320 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: years with especially with a male, with a young boy, 63 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: it becomes more difficult sometimes. 64 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 2: But this is something you can't do and they chose 65 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 2: to do it. 66 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: They left a sixteen year old on the side of 67 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: the road with quote a bag of guns and a 68 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: wat of cash and told him to fend for himself. 69 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 2: Uniquely Florida in the decision. 70 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 1: Making that kid hopefully is with a much safer family now, 71 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,959 Speaker 1: bag of guns, wat of cash, You'll be okay, son. 72 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 2: Feels like a weird way to have a weekend.