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Speaker 1: Will reset yesterday's stand up Comedy Madness matchup. One of

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Speaker 1: these icons will be moving on to the final four. Yesterday,

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Speaker 1: the matchup was between Chris Rock Martin Luther Kings did

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Speaker 1: for non Valves. Now it's Martin Luther King a Street

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Speaker 1: and I'll give a wheel in America. If you are

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Speaker 1: Martin Luther King Boulevard. There's some vot's gone down. It

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Speaker 1: ain't the samest place to be.

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Speaker 2: You can't call nobody, tell him you lost on MLK.

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Speaker 1: I'm lost. I'm Martin Luther King. Ron run So Chris

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Speaker 1: Rock taking on Jerry Seinfeld.

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Speaker 3: So I move into the settling.

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Speaker 4: Now I get ahead of this woman who felt for

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Speaker 4: some reason.

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Speaker 1: I guess that she.

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Speaker 4: Thought that I cut her off.

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Speaker 1: So she pulls up alongside him. He gives me a finger.

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Speaker 4: It seems like such an arbitrary, ridiculous thing to just

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Speaker 4: pick a finger and you show it to the person.

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Speaker 1: It's a finger. What does it mean someone shows me

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Speaker 1: one of their fingers and I'm supposed to feel bad?

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Speaker 1: Is that the way it's supposed to work?

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Speaker 4: I mean, you could just give someone the.

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Speaker 1: Toe, really, couldn't you.

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Speaker 4: I would feel worse if I got the toe than

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Speaker 4: if I got the finger, because it's not easy to

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Speaker 4: give someone the toe. You got to get the shoe off,

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Speaker 4: the sock off and drive get it up in the

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Speaker 4: with it that toe, buddy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's really.

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Speaker 4: Insulting to get the toe, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: So either Chris Rock or Jerry Seinfeld will move on

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Speaker 1: to the final four to take on Rodney Dangerfield. It's

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Speaker 1: a big one and the winner based off of your votes,

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Speaker 1: Chris Rock.

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Speaker 2: There we go, all right.

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Speaker 1: Chris Rock has defeated Jerry Seinfeld. So Chris Rock moves

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Speaker 1: on to the final four. He'll be in action against

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Speaker 1: Rodney tomorrow. Now a trip to the championship game is

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Speaker 1: on the line. And today's in one corner. We've got

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Speaker 1: the late great Robin Williams.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're looking for alternative fuels, and I found another

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Speaker 3: alternative fuel. And I found it by accident. I was

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Speaker 3: having my morning coffee. And I had my morning coffee

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Speaker 3: for two reasons. One to kickstart my brain, but number

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Speaker 3: two and more importantly, to jump start my colon. More importantly,

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Speaker 3: and the moment I had my morning coffee, it's second morning.

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Speaker 3: Everybody fire in the home.

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Speaker 1: Son opened the bathroom, door, open.

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Speaker 3: The door, and even the dog's going he's leaking methane.

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Speaker 3: And I went, wait a minute, I'm leaking methane. I'm

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Speaker 3: my own fuel source. How about this for a new car,

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Speaker 3: the new Ford Colon.

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Speaker 1: How about this?

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Speaker 3: Here's the ad me shirt, no pants tube in my ass.

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Speaker 3: I'm Robin Williams. I've just had a black bean burrito.

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Speaker 3: That's right, I'm gonna drive all the way from San

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Speaker 3: Francisco to Washington, DC. Yep, the shit the fan and

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Speaker 3: it's powering my car.

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Speaker 1: Won't you join us? Green? Go Brown?

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Speaker 5: Come on?

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Speaker 1: So there's Robin Williams taking on Eddie Murphy.

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Speaker 5: Anybody got them mothers that would hit you with a shoe.

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Speaker 5: I had a mother that would throw a shoe at

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Speaker 5: you at the drop of a dime and you up.

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Speaker 1: Wherever she was aiming was bad.

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Speaker 5: She would like carry that like a gun. By the

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Speaker 5: time I was like ten, my mother would like Clint Eastwood.

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Speaker 3: With a shoe.

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Speaker 5: Why'd you eat the ice cream off the floor?

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. I knew.

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Speaker 3: Bad.

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Speaker 1: Accurate.

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Speaker 5: You be in a supermarket and be grabbing cereal off

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Speaker 5: the counter, going moca, and god forbid my mother be

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Speaker 5: dressed up and have them high heel jyms is on

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Speaker 5: them pumps, so then she get boomerang actually going on

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Speaker 5: your ass.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if Eddie Murphy's mom was from Cuba,

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Speaker 2: but my mom is very perfacient in what we've termed

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Speaker 2: the chankletta and that's basically the sand when she throws

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Speaker 2: it like a boomerang, and it's.

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Speaker 1: Game on strong shoe game in the Murphy House. So

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Speaker 1: Robin Williams against Eddie Murphy, a trip to the championship

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Speaker 1: game is on the line. And you can vote right

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Speaker 1: now at Hammer in Nigel on Twitter or go to

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Speaker 1: our Facebook Facebook dot com slash Hammer and Nigel and

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Speaker 1: cast your vote just simply right in which one do

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Speaker 1: you think should move on to the championship game. And

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Speaker 1: as always we're going on the full stand up comedy

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Speaker 1: body of war.

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Speaker 2: Paist include movies as well. We thought in Jumanji and

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Speaker 2: Doctor Doolittle and all that stuff that the both these

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Speaker 2: people have done are just stand up comedy. We're gonna

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Speaker 2: throw it all in so body of work, Jumanji, Doctor.

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Speaker 1: Du If it's a comedy movie. Were they funny in

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Speaker 1: the movie? Now? If they were not funny? In the

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Speaker 1: movie that maybe counts against them a tough one because

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Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy has made a lot of tird movies. I

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Speaker 1: think Robin Williams played serious roles sometimes. You always knew

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Speaker 1: when Robin Williams was gonna be serious if he had

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Speaker 1: a beard.

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Speaker 2: You know, you know it's sad and I want to

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Speaker 2: take a second real quick, like Robin Williams gone too

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Speaker 2: soon and hilarious guy, but you never know what people

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Speaker 2: are dealing with.

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Speaker 1: How Damon's man, check on your people? But great comedian.

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Speaker 1: Sad to see it go.

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Speaker 2: But eck any of these going back around or two rounds,

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Speaker 2: any of them could have won, right.

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Speaker 1: It's been a blood bath of a week for some

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Speaker 1: big time names.

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Speaker 2: We love Dave Chappelle.

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Speaker 1: Two rounds ago, Dave Chappelle got beat, Jerry Seinfeld got beat,

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Speaker 1: Carlin got beat. Bhil Bird's gone. So get those votes

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Speaker 1: in now. Facebook, it's up there. Just write the name

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Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy or Robin Williams. Which one do you want?

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Speaker 1: To move on to the championship game? And Twitter, we've

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Speaker 1: got the poll at Hammer and Nigel