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Speaker 1: knowing that and knowing that we are the most listened

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Speaker 1: we're really risking a lot for you guys this segment

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Speaker 1: because we have no idea what you want to talk about, Nigel.

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Speaker 1: The people we've got on this phone bank, we have

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Speaker 2: It's a bad idea. There's a guy on the phone

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Speaker 2: bank named Goat. Uh just saying that could be a problem.

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Speaker 1: So what you're telling me is that we're risking all

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Speaker 1: of what we've built for a guy named Goat. That's

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Speaker 1: what you're telling me. You know what, screw it. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to him first. Goat, Welcome to the Hammer and

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Speaker 1: show how are you.

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Speaker 3: It'll love you, guys, love you more than the world.

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Speaker 3: But a callback from an idea from last week two

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Speaker 3: words waffle stomp.

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Speaker 1: Waffle stomph. That's what we were talking about. People who

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Speaker 1: not only pee in the shower, but those who defecate

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Speaker 1: as well, And how do you get it out of

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Speaker 1: the shower. There's a technique called well what he just said, Yes, absolutely,

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Speaker 2: Tells if there was just a toilet in the shower,

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Speaker 1: We're not going down this road again, which is what

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Speaker 4: Advocating for it.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants to have a toilet in the shower when

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Speaker 1: it's it's not gonna hurt your foot to smash it

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it rubs the lotion on its skin or else

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Speaker 3: The hose again.

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Speaker 1: at all and so far we've got waffle stop and

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Speaker 1: Buffalo Bob, Buffalo Bill, it's Bob from Joe Dirt. If

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Speaker 1: this segment doesn't win to Marconi, throw throw the ward away,

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Speaker 1: Just throw it away. Let's see what Steven has to all. Oh, sure, Stephen,

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Speaker 1: how are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm good? Hey, appreciate you guys, listening to you guys

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Speaker 5: every day on my way home from work, just wanted

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Speaker 5: Virginia now is wanting to do their level of redistricting.

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Speaker 5: Sure it was okay until they wanted to do their redistricting.

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Speaker 5: Not a single Democrat has said a word about it.

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Speaker 5: On the second note, go ahead, just wanted to say,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. That was a great speech by Trump

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Speaker 2: He just spoke over them. He spoke louder right, And

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Speaker 1: And going back to his first point, that's been a

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Speaker 1: So many of these dudes have been soft forever. Trump's

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Speaker 1: They do. They play to win. When they have the

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Speaker 6: Hey, Digital apartment.

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Speaker 4: You leave Hammer and Nigel alone.

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Speaker 6: They don't like you. Okay, and I talk to Hammer,

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Speaker 6: Baby said, you guys steak that you smell like Nigel's

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Speaker 3: Hey, Pete, Hey, good afternoon, gentlemen. I'm going to change

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Speaker 4: Wonderful that's great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well what it is. It's a new

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I can give you a cell phone number if

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotcha. Okay, Well that's another topic I'd like

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Speaker 1: Yep, I remember that story when it came out. We

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Speaker 1: We are not toll people around here, and if you're

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Speaker 4: Day it's going to say, Yeah, what about out of state?

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Speaker 1: If it's out of state, then okay, but those are

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Speaker 1: We'll see, but I'm vehemently against it, man. I think

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Speaker 4: Right, Well, maybe you could raise the gas tax again.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it already goes up in perpetuity, let's double it.

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Speaker 4: Oh how about that?

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Speaker 1: Matt is up next, Matt, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: How are you?

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Speaker 8: Hey? Appreciate you having me on Love the State of

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Speaker 8: the Union last night. But I wanted to talk baseball

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Speaker 8: after this cold, cold, hard winner. Spring training is in swing.

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Speaker 8: Just wanted to say that the Cubs sucked and the

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 4: You know Hammer is a huge Cubs fan.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I do. I do, And that's why I called in.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, it's that level of pettiness that

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Speaker 4: Is this gentleman accurate?

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Speaker 1: No, No, Cardinal's gonna stink.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: The Cubs actually spent a little bit of money, not

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Speaker 1: But they spent a little bit. It's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: that's the question. But the Cardinals are gonna stink. I

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Speaker 1: Kevin is up next?

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Speaker 4: Kevin? What's up?

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Speaker 1: Brother?

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, Well, if the previous caller won't ask, I will.

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Speaker 3: What's up with Rob Kendall.

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Speaker 8: I wanted to hear him.

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Speaker 3: Go off the rails on the refs on the IU

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Speaker 4: Look I can do that.

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Speaker 4: First of all, Rob Kendall, for that.

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Speaker 1: I you should not have been in that position. You

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Speaker 1: you were up by eleven in your own building. That's unacceptable.

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Speaker 1: Northwestern had three big ten wins last night. This is

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Speaker 1: thing into overtime. Maybe it's different. As for our former

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Speaker 1: go on the air and talk about what happened to him.

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Speaker 1: So people have asked us this all the time. Personnel issues. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we can't talk about that, but Rob can, and I

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Speaker 1: think he will. Saturday March seventh that The matt had

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Speaker 1: are still available. Joe, We're gonna give you the last

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Speaker 1: word here, Joe, what's up?

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Speaker 3: Stay of the Union was awesome?

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Speaker 5: You guys are awesome.

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Speaker 7: Would somebody please cut that greasy pony ale off, whatever

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Speaker 7: his name, I'm green and beat him with that camp

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Speaker 7: Dracula cane?

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Speaker 4: Right, thank you, Racla Cain.

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Speaker 1: I never really realized it was a Dracula cane.

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Speaker 7: I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Dracula had a cane. But hey, that's your opinion, all right.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we kind of saved that segment there.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we kind of got off to a

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Speaker 4: Is that real quick? Is I you going to make

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Speaker 4: it into the tournament?

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Speaker 1: Well, after last night's lost, now they've got to steal one.

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Speaker 1: So you've got Michigan State, who's really good, that's coming

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Speaker 1: the Big Ten tournament. So are you that game last

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Speaker 1: night hurt them, that hurt them bad