1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 1: You were listening to The Hammer and Nigel Show. When 2 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: March Madness happens, the Hammer and Nigel Show respond with 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: our own version. In the past, we've done Biden madness, 4 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: Trump nicknamed madness, COVID hypocrisy madness. This year, we thought, 5 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: let's keep it fun stand up comedian madness. So what 6 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: we've done is taken sixteen of the biggest stand up 7 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 1: comedians of all time, spanning different generations, and we've got 8 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: them in a seeded tournament. 9 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 2: Now. 10 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 1: Already in this tournament, we've seen Rodney Dangerfield. Move on, 11 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: Let's find out who won yesterday's head to head matchup 12 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 1: between the twelve seed Louis c. K. 13 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 3: It's weird. It's weird what I do. Somebody asked me 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 3: once if it takes confidence to Nobody asked me, but 15 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 3: I just wanted to talk about this. 16 00:00:58,760 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 4: If it takes. 17 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 3: It does take confidence to do this. It takes a 18 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 3: not a general confidence, but it's a specific kind of 19 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 3: You know, there's lots of kinds of confidence. There's personal confidence. 20 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 3: I don't have much of that. That's personal confidence is 21 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,839 Speaker 3: like a man wearing white pants. 22 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: That takes. 23 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 3: Tremendous confidence and optimism. Really right to leave the house 24 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 3: in white pants like it's gonna be a great day. 25 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 3: There's gonna be no puddles or pizza nothing. 26 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: Oh pizza is an option. 27 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 5: Uh. 28 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 1: That was the twelve seed taking on number five seed, 29 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld. 30 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 5: Have you ever seen that guy who's got the record 31 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 5: for a fattest man in the world, Bob Hughes, the 32 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 5: fattest man in the world, fourteen hundred pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, 33 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 5: The man has let himself go. 34 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: Come on, Bob, have. 35 00:01:58,760 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 5: A salad here? 36 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 6: Do something. 37 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 5: I used to feel bad talking about the guy, you 38 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 5: know what I mean. I used to think maybe I 39 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 5: would offend somebody in the audience. But then I thought 40 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 5: about it. You could be in the audience. You could 41 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,360 Speaker 5: weigh a thousand pounds and still go, he's not talking 42 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 5: about me. This is a man with a serious weight problem. 43 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 5: I've got it under control. Take off a couple hundred pounds, 44 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 5: But you realize two hundred pounds on. This guy doesn't 45 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 5: even make a debt. And if you were a friend 46 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:27,360 Speaker 5: of his, what would you say to him? You know, 47 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,919 Speaker 5: you look great, mom, what are you down to twelve hundred? 48 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 5: Now you're a rail baby? 49 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 6: I'll take a flyer on this because I haven't looked. 50 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 6: I'm guessing Seinfeld one in. 51 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: A land slide. Jerry Seinfeld moves on. There's a lot 52 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: of people the chat that we're saying Louis c k 53 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: does better at actual stand up comedy than Jerry Seinfeld does. 54 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 1: But Jerry won in a land slide. Do you buy 55 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,080 Speaker 1: any of that? 56 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 6: No, Okay, Jerry Seinfeld's one of the best stand up 57 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 6: comedians in the history of the art. 58 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,799 Speaker 1: That's a five seed that could win this whole tournament, honestly, 59 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,240 Speaker 1: all right, So Jerry Seinfeld moves on. Let's get to 60 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 1: today's matchup. This is a fourteen seed against a three. 61 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 6: Okay, let's have it. 62 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: The number fourteen seed. Somebody that was just here last 63 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: month in Indy doing two sold out shows. Nate Bargatzi. 64 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 4: The guy that we have that mows our yard is 65 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 4: my wife. It's free, which is nice. I don't care 66 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 4: for the tone. 67 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: It is mod in. 68 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 4: She wanted a moo and I was like, look, that's fine, 69 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 4: but I want you to go tell every neighbor that 70 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 4: you choose to do this. 71 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 3: Yeah. 72 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 4: I don't always be getting stopped like you. The guy 73 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 4: that makes his wife. 74 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: Flow the yard. 75 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I got my mom on the roof 76 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:10,839 Speaker 4: right now. 77 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,840 Speaker 1: So Nate Burgatzi, who usually does a very clean show, 78 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,599 Speaker 1: is the fourteen seed. 79 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 6: He's making a lot of money right now. One of 80 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,279 Speaker 6: the top money makers in stand up comedy. 81 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: I think the number three seed somebody that did not 82 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: do very clean shows. Eddie Murphy, Josey Delirious. 83 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,840 Speaker 2: I'm making fun out a lot of entertainers who That's 84 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 2: when I got scared because I did some jokes. 85 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: About mister T. 86 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,599 Speaker 2: I was scared because y'all see mister T. He don't 87 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,280 Speaker 2: look like, you know, like he can't fight. He looks 88 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,720 Speaker 2: like he can whip some ass, right, And I was petrified. 89 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 2: I was walking parties and people say, yo, man, mister 90 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:56,039 Speaker 2: T was just saying looking for you. He was walking 91 00:04:56,120 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 2: up people saying I'm a whipping him. And then I 92 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 2: watched the show because I didn't know him. I watched 93 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 2: the show to see what kind of guy he was, 94 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 2: and the character on the show ain't too bright, so 95 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 2: I figured if he came up to me, I could 96 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 2: use a Jedi mind trick. 97 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: Arnold, welcome, I've heard you some jokes about it. 98 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 4: No you didn't. 99 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: Maybe I didn't. I'm beat him. 100 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:20,279 Speaker 6: The food was that from Raw and then he was 101 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:24,359 Speaker 6: talking about his first stand up special DELIRIU correct. Oh, 102 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 6: that's one of the few things you could play from Raw. 103 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 5: I know. 104 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:31,600 Speaker 1: Right. So again, you're not voting on these clips, right, 105 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 1: You're voting on the full body of work. Nate Burgotzi, 106 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy. Voting is live right now. Go to Twitter 107 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 1: and go to Facebook. On Twitter, there's a poll pinned 108 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,599 Speaker 1: at the top, and on Facebook, just write the name 109 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 1: of which comedian you want to move on to round two. 110 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: Get those votes in. You have until three pm tomorrow. 111 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy, Nate Bargatzi. Vote right now at Hammer and 112 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 1: Nigel face book and Twitter.