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Speaker 1: Packing the place in hammer Woodland Bowl for the twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty six Red, White, and Bowl presented by Jack Daniels,

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Speaker 1: raising money for Who's Your Veterans in Need? Get here, man,

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Speaker 1: I mean this place is filling up really quick. You

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Speaker 1: don't The bowling portion is sold out, but you could

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Speaker 1: just show up and do the check out.

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Speaker 2: Chickens are gone too.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, boy, that was went quick too. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: are you okay with this? There was a report. I

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Speaker 1: feel like this is deja vougs. We just kind of

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Speaker 1: had a similar story yesterday, except different. There was a

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Speaker 1: report of a of an EMU on the loose in

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Speaker 1: Florida last Friday. Police had the task of running it down,

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Speaker 1: which apparently is not easy thing to do. It's a

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Speaker 1: big bird kicked several times using against large talents, and

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Speaker 1: the chicken out large talents, oh gosh, and fled and

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Speaker 1: finally this cop had to last to it and use

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Speaker 1: cuffs to secure its legs. Go ahead, but they had

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Speaker 1: to cuff the.

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Speaker 2: I'm in pursuit of you.

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Speaker 3: Come here, Come on, gosh, this way, there's some big

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Speaker 3: old talent.

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Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you, I've never handcuffed a emu.

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Speaker 2: Before Look who's got you?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yet?

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Speaker 3: Are you done resisting?

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Speaker 5: I don't want to have to charge you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, don't bite me.

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Speaker 1: Now you're behaving, aren't you secured? A full set of

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Speaker 1: cuffs on this steam.

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Speaker 2: Again?

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Speaker 1: A hammer? Is this in the police officer's job description?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna go chase down wild And we have a

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Speaker 1: similar story yesterday where the cop had to go chase

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Speaker 1: down a chicken. Somebody called nine one one because a

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Speaker 1: chicken was loose in their front yard. Are you okay

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Speaker 1: with this?

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Speaker 4: I am because it's in Florida, Because in Florida you

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Speaker 4: don't get away with this crap. All right, in Ron

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Speaker 4: desantiss State, even if an EMU gets out of line,

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Speaker 4: you get handcuffed. Meanwhile, up in Minnesota, yeah, you gonna

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Speaker 4: throw a brick through a window and.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get Tim Walls giving you a pardon.

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Speaker 4: So this this is the difference between states like Minnesota

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Speaker 4: and places like Florida, even the EMUs get cuffed.

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Speaker 2: I am one hundred percent okay with this.

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Speaker 1: You get out of line, you're going to jail, whether

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Speaker 1: you're a drunk or an animal. I like it a lot.

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Speaker 4: And you were gone Nige, we had a story of

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Speaker 4: like a goat, a black scary goat running a muck

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Speaker 4: here in Indianapolis.

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Speaker 2: Uh what near one of the hospitals. Yes, oh no, and.

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Speaker 4: Uh, I guess it's an habitual problem with the goat trolls.

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Speaker 2: The police, now I am in needy, cuffed the goat. No,

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Speaker 2: they tried to catch him and they couldn't catch him.

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Speaker 1: You're not able to catch a goat?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean you could probably shoot it if you want,

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Speaker 4: But do you want gunfire on the highway?

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Speaker 2: The impds trained better than that. Nige.

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Speaker 1: A lottery winter in Canada went to a grocery store

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Speaker 1: just before Christmas last month. This is gonna make your heartstrings.

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Speaker 1: This is going to tug at him a little bit.

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Speaker 1: This kind of gives me faith in humanity. So she

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Speaker 1: won the lottery in Canada's chick handed out over twenty

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Speaker 1: grand in gift cards over Christmas, three undred dollars per card.

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Speaker 1: Her name's Patty. She hit the lot over seventy grand,

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Speaker 1: gave it a bunch of it, gave a bunch of

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Speaker 2: Here she is traumatic.

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Speaker 3: Things happened to me. Then it turned out I had cancer,

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Speaker 3: And then when I got better. Instead of being smart

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Speaker 3: ended up downtown on drugs. I was homeless for some time,

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Speaker 3: sleeping on a park bench. It's changing the aspect of

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Speaker 3: being able to do more for others, but for my

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Speaker 3: personal self hasn't changed at all. And today you've got

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Speaker 3: a three hundred dollars gift card with Christmas dinner?

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Speaker 2: What again?

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Speaker 1: Restoring your faith in humanity? How do you feel about this? Hammer?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay with this?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: I'm not okay with this because what if the people.

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Speaker 4: That she randomly passed out a prize to were just horrible,

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Speaker 4: rotten bastards.

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Speaker 1: They're not gonna They're just gonna go blow it.

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Speaker 4: Right, Like what if somebody said, oh, thanks for all

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Speaker 4: of this money, thanks for the twenty thousand donation.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go poison a river with this money. See

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Speaker 2: this is why you've got to be meticulous.

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Speaker 4: When you're trying to figure out who you're going to

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Speaker 4: give money to. You can't just pass it out left

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Speaker 4: and right and willy nilly. If I give somebody a

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Speaker 4: big donation because I've been blessed and then I find

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Speaker 4: out they do something stupid with it, or they buy

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Speaker 4: like Saint Louis Cardinals baseball tickets. I'll hate myself. I

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Speaker 4: will hate myself. So no, I'm not all right with

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Speaker 4: this sit down. Do a little bit of homework. If

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Speaker 4: you're willing to pass out the money and buy the

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Speaker 4: gift cards, come up with a list of people you

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Speaker 4: know that would do something positive with the money.

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Speaker 1: Because these are it's not like they were Snap benefits

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Speaker 1: or something like that. You know, you can't go into

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Speaker 1: a store and buy soda anymore with your Snap benefits.

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Speaker 1: These are just the gift cards. She's doling them out

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Speaker 1: left and right. I didn't see that angle of it.

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Speaker 1: Dolly Parton knew she wanted to stand out, even at

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Speaker 1: a young age. We're all Dolly Parton fans here. What

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Speaker 1: do you call her? The America's News, America's Sweetheart. It

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Speaker 1: all started with a woman Dolly admired that her mama

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Speaker 1: didn't approve of. Here Dolly talking about how she got

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Speaker 1: that classic Dolly part look.

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Speaker 5: The most beautiful girl woman I had ever seen in

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Speaker 5: my life lived. We didn't go to town that much,

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Speaker 5: but when I would, I would go to see her

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Speaker 5: because she had these long red fingernails. She wore bright lipstick,

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Speaker 5: she had peroxide blonde hair or tight clothes short and

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Speaker 5: I thought she is the most beautiful thing I had

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Speaker 5: ever seen. And my mother said, oh, she's just trash.

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Speaker 5: She's just a tramp. And I thought, that's what I

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Speaker 5: want to be when.

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Speaker 1: I Are you okay with Dolly being a little girl?

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Speaker 1: Seeing you know Joline in real life, It's like, I

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Speaker 1: want to be that when I grew up? Are you

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Speaker 1: okay with this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely? It was motivation for Dolly. And you know

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Speaker 2: what she did with that motivation. She got awesome.

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Speaker 4: Rocking cans, She got number one hits, She got her

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Speaker 4: whole family jobs at Dollywood.

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Speaker 2: Like I've been to Dollywood.

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Speaker 4: The whole damn family works there, Like she runs that family,

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Speaker 4: she runs that city.

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Speaker 2: So yes, I'm alright with Dolly. And I'm not too

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Speaker 2: proud to admit she's seventy nine years old. I might

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Speaker 2: break her head.

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Speaker 1: I'm in hah. I I don't know about you. Some

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Speaker 1: of the first boob jokes I ever told was when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid involved Dolly Parton, Like, yes, I

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Speaker 1: have a Dolly Parton, get two black eyes when jogging

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Speaker 1: with no bra hoo.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, man, like again, Dolly's seventy nine, but most of

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Speaker 4: her is only twenty one.

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Speaker 2: So I feel like, game on, baby, let's go all right.

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Speaker 1: This guy, oh, I saw this. This is hilarious. Now

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Speaker 1: this audio is just this guy laughing. And I know

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Speaker 1: how you feel about robots and you know, driverless cars.

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Speaker 1: This guy's video has gone global. Did you see the

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Speaker 1: driverless delivery van in China bouncing all over a bumpy

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Speaker 1: dirt road. No, it was like a cartoon came to life.

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Speaker 1: At one point, to van hits a dip filled with water,

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Speaker 1: then it starts driving again like it was thinking, and

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Speaker 1: it's like, you know, it's AI catching its breath or something.

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Speaker 1: Here now here's the audio of the guy that was

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Speaker 1: video Taby. He's just dying laughing. Drivers delivery van in

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Speaker 1: China just like a pinball bouncing off walls. You're not

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Speaker 1: okay with this, Aria, I know you're not, because I've.

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Speaker 2: Just seen Maximum Overdrive.

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Speaker 1: I know what happens when excellent reference.

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Speaker 4: Vehicles come to life, and especially if you're mocking them,

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Speaker 4: you're going to die first. You're going to be first

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Speaker 4: on the list when these driverless cars decide they're going

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Speaker 4: one point we all are going to be threatened by

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Speaker 4: robots and AI. Absolutely not everybody uses AI the way

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Speaker 4: that I do, like making videos of you making out

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Speaker 4: with Whoopi Goldberg or.

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Speaker 1: I still watch that one for enjoyment personally.

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Speaker 4: Eventually, robots, who by the way, are really strong, will

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Speaker 4: find you and will kill you. And if you're mocking

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Speaker 4: them laughing at when they're in the water, they're coming

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