1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: I think we need some Halloween stuff. Really, pumpkins, candy, costumes, 2 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: Halloween stuff. According to a new survey, most single people 3 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:22,600 Speaker 1: say the loneliest holiday is Halloween actually worse than Valentine's 4 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 1: Day or Christmas? 5 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 2: Really? 6 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: Seven percent say Halloween. This is according to a survey 7 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: from dating dot com, oh No, Fifty nine percent of 8 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 1: single people say Halloween is one of the hardest days 9 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: of the year. Fifty seven percent say it's worse than 10 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. To be single, nearly eighty eight zero percent 11 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: admit to feeling lonely on October thirty first, and some 12 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: say they've cried after opening the door to see families 13 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: and trig or treaters. So why do we think this? 14 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 1: Why do we think this is possible? Explanations? Number one, 15 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: Halloween is built around groups. There's trick or treating kids, 16 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: there's parties, couple's costumes, families hanging out together, neighborhood parties, 17 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: right or number two even for people who are low key, 18 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 1: A lot of us celebrate Halloween by watching scary movies 19 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:28,119 Speaker 1: or making festive foods and treats, which kind of sucks 20 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: if you're by yourself. So do you buy the argument 21 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: that for singles, Halloween is more depressing than Valentine's Day. 22 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 1: I don't if you have kids when you're single, maybe 23 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: that's a different story. That's what this is about. So singles, Allison, 24 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: there's no ring on your finger, so let me defer 25 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 1: to you here. Are you way more of a pain 26 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: in the ass on Halloween than Valentine's Day? 27 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 2: Well? First off, rude? Second off, it makes me sad 28 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 2: that people. I mean, you know, just because you're single, 29 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 2: you can still do those things. I mean I have 30 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 2: so many friends that I mean go to parties together 31 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 2: and big groups hang out. I can't see maybe if 32 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 2: you maybe are older and you wished you had a 33 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 2: family by now, and like you're opening the door and 34 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,839 Speaker 2: you see these happy families and you're like, shoot, when 35 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 2: is that going to be me? I could see that happening, 36 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 2: and that is a little sad. I feel bad for them. 37 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: What's the age at that point? Like what age are 38 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: you talking about? 39 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 2: I don't know, Probably thirties, Okay, maybe I don't know, 40 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 2: but it could be anybody. 41 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 1: I mean, but do you understand why some would. 42 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 2: Say it's stand? Yeah, I could see it worse. 43 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: Than Valentine's day, because Valentine's Day is a whole day 44 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: about love and getting lucky. Totally. 45 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think a lot of people don't celebrate 46 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 2: Valentine's Day as much in your face as literally coming 47 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 2: up to your door knocking on it. 48 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: Dude, I've been married for almost twenty three years. We 49 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: hate Valentine's Day in our house. 50 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's a little more low key than Halloween. 51 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: Just a freaking Hallmark holiday where you have to act 52 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: like on social media you're so in love while the 53 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: other three hundred and sixty four days you hate everything 54 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: about your life. I think it's crap. 55 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 2: I love Valentine's Day. 56 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: Let's go back to that story. We just had people 57 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 1: saying that Halloween more depressing than Valentine's Day. For singles, 58 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,239 Speaker 1: we've put together an attack ad. Okay, an attack ad 59 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: on Halloween. I know there's not a big election coming 60 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: up this year, but writing attack ads has always been 61 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: like my passion project. Here's one for Halloween. 62 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 3: October thirty. First vote no on Halloween. Halloween supports dangerous, 63 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 3: roving gangs of children going door to door to get 64 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 3: their fix. When it comes to healthcare, Halloween doesn't care 65 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 3: Under Halloween, tooth decay rates have doubled and instances of 66 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 3: child obesity have skyrocketed. Halloween is deceptive. Sure it may 67 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 3: look like a sexy firefighter, but don't count on Halloween 68 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 3: if your house is burning down right, and Halloweeneen is 69 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 3: not a legal holiday. If Halloween had its choice, it 70 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 3: would allow for more illegal holidays to invade and take 71 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 3: over your calendar. Don't be tricked. Halloween is no treat. 72 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 3: This October thirty one vote no on Halloween paid for 73 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 3: by Thanksgiving? Why Thanksgiving? Can I approve this message? 74 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: Say? There you go. It's not even a real holiday. Fine, 75 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: it's the Hammer and Nigel Show.