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Speaker 1: Okay, so your Brad Pitt that don't implayn you'll listen to.

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Speaker 2: The Hammer and Nigel show more great moments and presidential

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Speaker 2: speeches here in just a few moments in honor of

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Speaker 2: the State of the Union address tonight. My name is

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Speaker 2: Nigel Jason Hammer right over there. But right now a debate.

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Speaker 2: What's something that sounds impressive until you've actually done it,

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Speaker 2: Then you're like, mah, I'll tell you one right off

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Speaker 2: the top of my head.

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Speaker 1: Para sailing.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we've talked about this.

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Speaker 2: Para sailing looked awesome, especially watching it from the beach

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Speaker 2: out in the middle of the ocean. My parents I

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Speaker 2: was younger, they were like, do you want.

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Speaker 1: To do that?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm so scared. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: And I finally got out there and after about five

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Speaker 2: minutes of being up in the air, I was like, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: ready to come down.

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Speaker 3: Now it gets old pretty quick. I did it on

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Speaker 3: spring break when I was in high school. Now, did

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Speaker 3: you do the one where they dip you in.

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Speaker 1: The water a little bit?

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Speaker 2: They were effing with me, the guys, the guides, the

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Speaker 2: dudes that were driving the boats. They were dipping me

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Speaker 2: in the water. And yeah, the whole spiel.

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Speaker 3: You know what I remember the most about parasailing, how

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Speaker 3: tight they put that harness on your crotch, Like, man,

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Speaker 3: that thing was on there. Now, I'll admit I've got

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Speaker 3: a large basket. Let's not kid ourselves, but that thing, man,

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Speaker 3: it was on there. I'm surprised I was able to

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Speaker 3: father kids later in life. It was ridiculous. It took

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Speaker 3: away from the enjoyment of actually doing the parasailing.

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Speaker 2: That's how tight it was. I remember trying to pee

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Speaker 2: while I was up there.

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Speaker 1: Did you succeed? I didn't. I couldn't muster up the

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you call it. Maybe they were

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Speaker 1: squeezing you too hot. It was squeezing me too hard.

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Speaker 2: But then you know, pea shy comes into a shy

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Speaker 2: bladder when you're up there hundreds of feet and the

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Speaker 2: entire beach is looking at you. But that's again para ceiling.

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Speaker 2: Something that sounds or looks impressive until you've done it.

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Speaker 1: What the top.

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Speaker 3: Five answers were on this Reddit survey. Something that sounds

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Speaker 3: impressive until you've done it. Number one running a marathon.

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Speaker 3: Before you do it, it feels like it's impossible. It's monumental,

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Speaker 3: and then afterwards you realize it's just a very very

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Speaker 3: very long run, and you're hungry, you're blistered, and you're

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Speaker 3: thinking to yourself, why do people enjoy this? That came

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Speaker 3: in at number one?

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Speaker 1: Painful?

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Speaker 2: Right, it's almost some sort of myth, like a mythical achievement,

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Speaker 2: but yet tens of thousands of people do it every

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Speaker 2: year at the mini Marathon, which is creeping up on us.

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Speaker 3: Number two becoming a manager at work. It sounds like

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Speaker 3: a promotion, but really you spend most of your time

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Speaker 3: dealing with a bunch of other crap for very minimal

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Speaker 3: pay increase becoming a manager very minimal. Number three getting

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Speaker 3: a PhD.

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Speaker 1: Great.

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Speaker 3: People can call you doctor uber driver, doctor McDonald's fry guy.

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Speaker 3: It just means you've got a lot of money to

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Speaker 3: go to school with. Doesn't make you smarter than anybody else,

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Speaker 3: per se, but you've got a lot of money for schooling.

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Speaker 3: Number four Marriage. This seems like a good idea at.

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Speaker 2: The time, sounds impressive until you've actually done it and.

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Speaker 3: Coming at at number five solving a Rubik's cube. Now,

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Speaker 3: I don't know how many you know gen z or

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Speaker 3: millennials will understand the joy that you get from solving

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Speaker 3: a Rubik's cube? Did you ever figure one out?

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Speaker 1: Never?

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Speaker 2: Never had the desire, never had the talent or the brains.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever take the stickers off and just put

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Speaker 3: it on one side to make it look like you did?

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Speaker 2: That may have happened in a younger generation in my family,

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Speaker 2: for sure.

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Speaker 3: My personal answer is competing in a chicken McNugget eating

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Speaker 3: contest against your brother. It may seem like a good

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Speaker 3: idea for time to try to eat fifty chicken McNuggets

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Speaker 3: and chase it with warm tequila, yes, but afterwards, the

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Speaker 3: joy of winning that did not match the heartburn that

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Speaker 3: went along with it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, or the hangover or I mean, we still had

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Speaker 2: to do a podcast after that.

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Speaker 1: If I'm not mistaken, my mouth.

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Speaker 3: Was so dry, and I kept chasing it with tequila.

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Speaker 1: Worm well, tequila yellow tequila.

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Speaker 3: Not the good stuff, no, no, no, the stuff you

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Speaker 3: buy in a big plastic jug from like your big

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Speaker 3: box store.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But hey, I won that, bad boy, and you cannot

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Speaker 3: take that away from me,