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Speaker 1: Every presents.

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Speaker 2: It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

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Speaker 1: Is this anything brought to you by Indiana Unclaimed presented

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Speaker 1: by the Attorney General's Office in Indiana, reuniting Hoosiers with

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Speaker 1: over one million dollars in inclaim property every single week, fast,

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Speaker 1: easy and free to search. If you got any money

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Speaker 1: floating around out there, Indiana Unclaimed Gov.

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Speaker 2: Real quick point the privilege here?

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 2: Looking at the YouTube chat, Chad Williams, what's with begging

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Speaker 2: for YouTube views every day? It's radio? Start a podcast?

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Speaker 2: Huh hey chat? Piss off? That's our response, Like we

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Speaker 2: do this every day, right, Our digital department asked us

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Speaker 2: to make sure we get one hundred likes, and I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to help out the twenty year old numb nuts

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Speaker 2: in the back. I'm trying to be a good teammate here.

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Speaker 2: So Chad, if that hurts your feelings, Chad, I'm sorry again.

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Speaker 2: Piss off. Sorry, just little stuff just bothers me sometimes.

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Speaker 2: Nice stroll down and Chad also writes love the show, well,

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Speaker 2: thank you for listening. Thank you for listening. Chad. We're

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Speaker 2: glad that you enjoyed the program. But think before you

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Speaker 2: type next time you came off like an a hole anyway,

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Speaker 2: Is this anything? A postal worker in Florida has been

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Speaker 2: arrested after trying to run a ten year old on

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Speaker 2: a scooter off the road using his mail truck. What so,

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Speaker 2: He's a ten year old on one of those scooters

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Speaker 2: and this mailman in Florida tried to run him off

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Speaker 2: the road in his truck. He thought the kid was

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Speaker 2: a porch pirate. Oh but he was just trying to

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Speaker 2: bring a wrongly delivered package to the right address. Here's

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Speaker 2: the police on how it went.

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Speaker 3: Down, saysn't just a simple oops crash with a ten

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Speaker 3: year old in the road. This is an intentional act

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Speaker 3: the United States postal worker. You know, it's amazing what

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Speaker 3: a small conversation would do in a situation, rather than

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Speaker 3: jumping straight to the force use of force, or putting

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Speaker 3: your hands on somebody, or just really escalating the situation

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Speaker 3: way past where it should have been. It's a ten

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Speaker 3: year old on a scooter, not a normal porch pirate

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Speaker 3: running up snatching packages that you just dropped off.

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Speaker 1: Oh I tell you what if the official mailman of

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Speaker 1: this radio show justin I ever saw a porch pirate.

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Speaker 1: He delivers mail in Hendrickson County somewhere he'd run his

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Speaker 1: ass over.

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Speaker 2: When I first heard this story, I had to double

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Speaker 2: check that it wasn't just in Central Indiana.

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Speaker 1: Now, of course, of course his lunatic should be arrested.

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Speaker 1: You don't. First of all, the kid was trying to

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Speaker 1: do the right thing and delivering the package at the

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Speaker 1: right place and is ten years old. I don't care

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Speaker 1: if he is trying to steal the package. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: guy should be in jail. This is something.

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Speaker 2: Now, you say the mailman may be joining us on

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Speaker 2: Friday down at Coaches. I would love to get his

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Speaker 2: perspective on this, you know, get a few drinks in

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Speaker 2: him first and say, be honest, we'll bring him up.

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Speaker 2: If you thought somebody was being a porch pirate, whether

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Speaker 2: it's a ten year old kid or a fifty year

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Speaker 2: old man, would you run him over? Okay, be curious

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Speaker 2: to hear his answer. Uh, let's keep it in the

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Speaker 2: uh the mail industry. Here, a Florida man was arrested

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Speaker 2: for allegedly pretending to be a mailman and stealing from

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Speaker 2: other mailboxes. Here's some of the initial interrogation. When officers

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Speaker 2: first arrested Sean Cronin.

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Speaker 1: Do you want explain to me why you were staking

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Speaker 1: your hand in mailboxes?

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Speaker 3: This is your bike?

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Speaker 2: What's in there?

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Speaker 1: He's got a bike. I watch a mail from what

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Speaker 1: the mailboxes that are open over hell over the place.

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Speaker 1: You ever see a mailman ride a bike?

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Speaker 2: I don't think I have.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they ride bikes. They walk their route.

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Speaker 2: Those black socks, pedaling their little lasses off in the summertime,

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Speaker 2: wearing the shorts suck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is something I just watched the episode of

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Speaker 1: Seinfeld where h Newman wanted to move to get a

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Speaker 1: transfer to Hawaii. You remember that and Jerry, but he

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Speaker 1: couldn't deliver all his mail that he had because he

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Speaker 1: was storn it in the locker and just throwing it away.

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Speaker 1: So Jerry really wanted to get rid of a Newman,

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Speaker 1: and he became a mailman to help him deliver the

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Speaker 1: mail so he could get his transfer to Hawaii. Little

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Speaker 1: song that he's whistling, and he was delivering it too

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Speaker 1: fast because I didn't get Newman goes, I didn't get

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Speaker 1: my transfer, and Jerry's like, why not? Because the mail

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Speaker 1: got delivered on time and they knew it.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't me I get it.

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Speaker 2: We could probably do a full show with the official mailman,

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Speaker 2: like just running these topics through him real quick. Going

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Speaker 2: back to the YouTube chat, Dolorean writes, I just came

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Speaker 2: here to give a thumbs up for Hammer Roasting chat.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, it worked.

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Speaker 2: Last one, is this anything? The world's oldest twinkie turning

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Speaker 2: fifty years old? A chemistry teacher in Maine what opened

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Speaker 2: it back up in nineteen seventy six after a student

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Speaker 2: asked how long it lasts? It'd been sitting in class

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Speaker 2: in a case in this school for decades since nineteen

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Speaker 2: seventy six. Here's the retired science teacher Roger talking about

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Speaker 2: the world's oldest Twinkie.

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Speaker 4: One of my students just happened to ask me, well,

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Speaker 4: how long would a twinkie last? And I said, well,

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Speaker 4: let's do an experiment. So I gave the student a

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Speaker 4: couple of dollars, asked the student to go down to

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Speaker 4: marylon Hinckley's and pick up a package of Twinkies. I

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Speaker 4: basically unripped the package, ate one of the twinkies, and

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Speaker 4: then put the other package up on the chalkboard. I

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Speaker 4: basically say the twinkie has become much like me. It's older,

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Speaker 4: it's grayer, and it's more flaky, you know, but it's

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Speaker 4: become more brittle, so you could no longer take it.

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Speaker 4: And you know you wouldn't want to whack it on

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Speaker 4: a table because you probably shatter the twinkie.

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Speaker 1: I tell you what, Yeah, this is something I could

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Speaker 1: rock a twinkie like nobody's business when I was a

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Speaker 1: kid man if eaten, Like if you could overdose on Twinkies,

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Speaker 1: I'd be dead.

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