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Speaker 1: So listen. I don't want to be all negative, okay,

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Speaker 1: because this has been kind of a negative break here.

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Speaker 1: I want to do something positive. Can we talk about

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Speaker 1: why America is the greatest country on earth? Gosh, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm Allison. Can I get some mood music please? Oh wow?

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Speaker 1: Thirty two years ago, on this date, in nineteen ninety four,

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Speaker 1: Loraina Bobbitt was found not guilty by reason of temporary

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Speaker 1: insanity for chopping off her husband's wayner. Let me repeat that.

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Speaker 1: I remember she was found not guilty for chopping off

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Speaker 1: her husband's craig. Now her husband, he was a real bastard,

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Speaker 1: by the way. John Wayne Bobbitt, abusive bastard. Yeah, took

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Speaker 1: that opportunity to go on to make adult films. He

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Speaker 1: starred in the pornos. John Wayne Bobbitt uncut the trial

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Speaker 1: of Arena Bobbitt and frankin Penis. So you can't tell

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Speaker 1: me we don't live in the greatest country in the

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Speaker 1: world where you can chop off somebody's crank and be

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Speaker 1: found not guilty and you can have your chant crank

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Speaker 1: chopped off and star and porn sweet land of liberty.

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Speaker 1: This land was made for you, and I it's the

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Speaker 1: Hammer and Niger Show.