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Speaker 1: What the Hammer and Nigel show.

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Speaker 2: Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing night

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Speaker 3: It's crazy World wiv Z. You had a lot of

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Speaker 3: options last night for your viewing pleasure. March madness. The

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Speaker 3: brackets were revealed, I know, like ESPN and all the

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Speaker 3: channels they had the bracketology shows on. Sure baseball fans,

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Speaker 3: I was watching this last night, the World Baseball Classic

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Speaker 3: Team USA taking on the stacked Dominican Republic team.

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Speaker 1: Was that a strike at the very end?

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Speaker 3: No, no, really, but that's not why the Dominicans lost,

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Speaker 3: though I still think the United States would have won

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Speaker 3: that game. But no, no, no, So you had options

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Speaker 3: some people, and based on the ratings, not a lot.

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Speaker 3: We're watching the Oscars Allison mood music please.

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Speaker 1: And.

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Speaker 3: It's a big number if you compare it to regular

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Speaker 3: TV shows and everything else that's on. But every year

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Speaker 3: the Oscars will lose a little bit more, a little

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Speaker 3: bit more of the audience. People just don't care anymore.

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Speaker 3: Why do you think that is? Why don't people give

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Speaker 3: a blue rats rear end about the Oscar amen.

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Speaker 1: I think the Oscars tried to open it up when

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Speaker 1: they like for Best Picture, they opened it up. The

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Speaker 1: ten nominees. It used to be half that, I believe,

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Speaker 1: but I've never heard. I haven't heard of I didn't

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Speaker 1: hear half of these things. I just don't know what

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Speaker 3: Man and the lecturing too, well, there's that the lecturing

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Speaker 3: from the most elite of the elite, people who have

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Speaker 3: to take in all of the illegals coming into this country,

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Speaker 3: and if you don't do that, you're the problem. That's

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Speaker 3: the kind of crap that has turned people off. Now.

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Speaker 3: Last night, Conan O'Brien was the host, and he didn't

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Speaker 3: get too political. He's not like what Jimmy Kimmel would do.

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Speaker 3: But there was a little Epstein joke in there.

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Speaker 4: It's the first time since twenty twelve, first time since

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Speaker 4: Best Actor for Best Actress. Yeah, British spokesperson said, yeah,

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Speaker 4: well at least we arrest our pedophiles.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, that.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh wow.

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Speaker 3: Now everybody in that room up there clapping like seals,

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Speaker 3: knowing damn well, they knew what Harvey Weinstein was doing

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Speaker 3: for years and they enabled every single bit of it.

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Speaker 3: It was the worst kept secret in Hollywood. Seth McFarlane,

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Speaker 3: Harvey Weinstein's couch was about.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Conan did some bit in his monologue where he thought

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Speaker 3: it'd be funnier if he was yelling more.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that? Does that make a comedian funnier?

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Speaker 1: Like this montage we're about to play, Does it make

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Speaker 1: it funnier if they yelled the joke?

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Speaker 3: Let's take a listen. Yeah? Yeah? Why are they all

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Speaker 3: together enjoying? Ah?

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Speaker 4: Be home alone?

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Speaker 3: Well, I can.

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Speaker 4: I order toilet paper from winning more Oscars?

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Speaker 1: Shro Why are you yelling?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I want to answer your question. No, it's not funnier.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for putting me out of my misery. There,

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Speaker 1: Holy God Almighty.

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Speaker 3: Late in the show, and again, I didn't watch this.

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Speaker 3: a social media Uh. The orchestra played Conan O'Brien back

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Speaker 1: He was late.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how does that happen?

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Speaker 1: Awkward silence.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what that was about.

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Speaker 6: Okay, we're almost there.

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Speaker 4: Lean you never know?

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Speaker 1: I mean, how can you convey that you're more disinterested

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Are we there?

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Speaker 1: Do we know? You and I have been doing the

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Speaker 3: We don't have handlers. He's got somebody in his ear

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Speaker 1: Right you should be thinking his lucky stars that anybody's

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Speaker 3: I will say this, though, Conan O'Brien mailing it in

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Speaker 3: still better than if they would have hired Jimmy Kimmel.

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Speaker 3: You think because Kimmel was a presenter last night, and

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Speaker 3: try to explain this to somebody. So Jimmy Kimmel goes

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Speaker 3: up there and he's talking about how CBS they suppress

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Speaker 7: We hear a lot about courage at shows like this,

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Speaker 7: but telling a story that could get you killed for

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Speaker 7: telling it is real courage. As you know, there are

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Speaker 7: some countries whose leaders don't support free speech. I'm not

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Speaker 3: And this is because CBS is canceling Colbert and they're

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Speaker 3: And Kimmel goes up there and acts like it's North Korea,

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Speaker 3: Academy Awards. Really oppressed there, aren't you, Skippy.

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Speaker 1: There was a theory about Jimmy Kimmel who he's married to.

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Speaker 1: His wife is the head writer of his show, who

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Speaker 1: It's about to disappear.

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Speaker 3: Well, Kimmel signed an extension. Yeah, but it's like for

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Speaker 3: getting canceled soon, Yeah, this year.

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Speaker 1: So. But Rob Schneider, comedian SNL, friend of our show

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Speaker 6: Why do you think that the Trump administration is so

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Speaker 6: vilified by the Kimmel's, the cole Bets, the network news.

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Speaker 5: I think it's liberal liberal women that have lost their

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Speaker 6: Well I thought you said they changed.

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Speaker 5: Kimmel has no balls. Kimmel is ballless. He's been deballed

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Speaker 5: by his wife. His wife is the head writer of

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sorry, Jimmy. Maybe I'm wrong, but I

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Speaker 3: It's a great way to put it there from Rob Schneider.

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Speaker 3: But Kimmel used to be a different dude, And I

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Speaker 3: get over years, people can change and you can look

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Speaker 3: did that change take place? You went from girls jumping

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Speaker 3: on trampolines.

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Speaker 1: To lying about who killed a prominent conservative voice in

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Speaker 3: And thinking that it's some sort of freedom of speech

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Speaker 3: oppression if one of your buddies has this low rated

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Speaker 3: better than yours. Jimmy. You know who else is an idiot?

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Speaker 3: Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda, the old bag of bones that

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Speaker 3: whatever reason thought, hey, you used to have sex with

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Speaker 3: Ted Turner. Maybe you have a hot take on what's

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Speaker 3: going on with this CNN paramount merger.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about this pen Jane Vonda. A lot of mergers, Well.

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Speaker 3: We have to try.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, the mergers are gonna be bad for workers. A

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Speaker 8: have higher prices, We're gonna have political control over what

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Speaker 8: we do you know that's why hag Seth said that

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Speaker 8: the Secretary of Defense.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he said, we.

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Speaker 8: Can't have CNN can't come soon enough to be under

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Speaker 8: the control of paramount because we know that Trump wants

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Speaker 8: to what hurt I mean, I slept with the guy

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Speaker 8: that created it.

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Speaker 3: Well, we know that, we're aware that Ted Turner used

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Speaker 1: You lunatic's trying to deflect away from the moment. She

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Speaker 1: was photographed sitting in a North Vietnamese anti aircraft gun

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Speaker 1: used to shoot down American planes. Hannoy Jane was the

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Speaker 1: nickname back of the day. Lady, don't forget it.

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Speaker 2: Here's more from an idiot when you were here accept

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Speaker 2: say something like that. And the days of mister Turner

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Speaker 3: The trusted, trusted. It did not take positions.

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Speaker 8: It reported the news and to see what's happening, and

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Speaker 8: so we have to stop.

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Speaker 2: You. Have you reached out to Ellison or Zazov?

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Speaker 3: No I did.

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Speaker 1: They wouldn't take your call.

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Speaker 8: Any conversations with Ted Sarandos about it because he and

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Speaker 8: I are friends. What and this was you know, this

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Speaker 8: was any merger, not necessarily just the paramount merger. But

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Speaker 8: the paramount merger is really problematic because you know they've

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Speaker 8: already in order to get the permission to do the merger,

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Speaker 8: they had to cave to what or they felt they

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Speaker 8: had to cave to what Trump wanted, which was fired.

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Speaker 8: But we're gonna win.

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Speaker 1: No, you're not.

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Speaker 3: I feel like the moderator from the Academic to Cathalon

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Speaker 3: in the movie Billy Madison, what you just said is

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Speaker 3: the most insanely idiotic thing I've ever heard. At no

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Speaker 3: point in your rambling incoherent thought was there anything close

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Speaker 3: to a rational thought. I award you no points and

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Speaker 3: make God have mercy on your soul. It's the hammer

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Speaker 3: of Nigel Show.