1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: Ever presents. 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 2: It depends upon what the meaning of the word is. 3 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 3: Is this anything? 4 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,280 Speaker 1: All rock and roll? Is this anything? Brought to you 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:21,919 Speaker 1: by Indiana Unclaimed Program presented by the Attorney General's Office 6 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: Here in Indy, the Attorney General's Office reuniting Hoosiers with 7 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: over one million dollars and unclaimed property every single week, fast, 8 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: easy and free to search. Do yourself a favor and 9 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:39,160 Speaker 1: go to Indiana Unclaimed dot gov. Before we get going here, 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 1: we were talking earlier, Jerry, about what do we call 11 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: your fans. Mine are called hamorrhoids, Nigel's or Nigeirian's, Allison's 12 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: or Alice holes and Matt Bear's or the bare asses. 13 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: So we're trying to figure out a name for your fans. 14 00:00:55,920 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: And I got the text message the geriatrics. 15 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 2: Let's go with it, the cherry Atrix. Sometimes your nickname 16 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 2: picks you there. 17 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: It is all right, let's get into it here. Is 18 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 1: this anything? A fifty year old drunk man in Florida 19 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 1: drove through a gate at Daytona Beach Airport and onto 20 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: the airfield. He almost collided it with a plane, and 21 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,039 Speaker 1: then he jumped out and tried to board. Several of 22 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: the aircraft's here's some of the body camp audio of 23 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: the chaotic arrest of Brian Parker. Is that an active runway, then, 24 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:34,680 Speaker 1: what's the deal? 25 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 3: Man? 26 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: I don't remember a bunch of drugs meeting, cocaine, drinking 27 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: and smoking pie. I'll do it. Appreciate your honesty, sir, 28 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: Is that anything? 29 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 2: I mean, that's the most honest criminal I've ever met 30 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 2: in my life, this admitting here. 31 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: He's lucky, he's alive. 32 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 2: We've seen multiple incidents on runways, unfortunately that one that 33 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 2: killed the two pilots and injured a bunch of people, 34 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 2: and that was fire fire truck. I wonder how he 35 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 2: feels today. 36 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,839 Speaker 1: And I've been to the Daytona Airport multiple times. It's 37 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 1: it's right there next to the racetrack, Like literally, you 38 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: get off of the airport, you can see the racetrack 39 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:19,959 Speaker 1: right there, and I can see how somebody would just 40 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,519 Speaker 1: jump out there, because that's one of those airports where 41 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: you don't necessarily pull up to a gate when you land, 42 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: They drop your ass off in the middle and you 43 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 1: walk down stairs then walk to the gate. Have you 44 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: ever had one of those airports? 45 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 2: No? No, I don't think there's maybe O'Hair was like 46 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 2: that a little bit. No, Greenville, South Carolina was an 47 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 2: airport like that. 48 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: Okay, if you've ever been to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, that's 49 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: another airport. Oh it's beautiful the minute you land, it's 50 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: scenery and mountains. It looks like something out of a book. 51 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 1: But you literally are stopped in the middle of like 52 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,799 Speaker 1: a runway. Here's the stairs, Get off, fatty. Okay, well, 53 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: I guess I'll walk a mile to the gate now, 54 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,959 Speaker 1: thank you? Is this anything? A woman's going viral after 55 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: she said that she was expecting to take a short 56 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: flight from South Bend, Indiana to Chicago through American Airlines, 57 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: but she was shocked when she realized the bus at 58 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,239 Speaker 1: the gate wasn't taking her to a plane. It was 59 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 1: a bus ride from South Bend to Chicago. 60 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 3: I went to the airport. It was like a regular 61 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 3: flight to me. I'm looking for my gate at South 62 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 3: Bend Airport. So I saw on my boarding pass that 63 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 3: we were leaving from Gate ten, and I'm like, I've 64 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 3: never been there. It looks different than the other gates. 65 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 3: It's finally time to board. I'm lining up. I have 66 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 3: a view through the door that is supposedly to the 67 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 3: bridge to get on the plane, and then I see 68 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 3: a bus and I'm like, hmm, that's not a bridge, 69 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 3: that's not a plane. American Airlines has done me dirty 70 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 3: in the past. 71 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 4: This might be the last straw. 72 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: Now. I just looked it up on my phone. Here, 73 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: the average drive time from South Bend to Chicago is 74 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 1: around one hour and forty minutes. One hour and forty minutes. 75 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: Is that anything? 76 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 2: I mean, I could see where somebody would try to 77 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 2: take a f I guess an hour and forty minutes. 78 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: Okay, you're straight up, straight down. 79 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 2: It had to have said bus on your ticket or 80 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 2: not a flight or something. 81 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: I mean, it's really only like thirty five minutes from 82 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 1: Indy to Chicago. If the pilot hauls ass like it's 83 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 1: like thirty five minutes. 84 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 2: There's no drink service on that flight, there's nothing. You 85 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,600 Speaker 2: descend and then you descend. Yeah, that's it. 86 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,599 Speaker 1: Last one. That's hilarious though. She got on a bus 87 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: and it just started writing her. I mean that sucks. 88 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: How long did you think that flight was? Fifteen minutes? 89 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: Come on? Last one? Here? Is this anything? A college 90 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:47,559 Speaker 1: professor in southern cal usc went viral this week after, 91 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 1: he was trying to tip off some of his students 92 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 1: about using AI to write their papers with because there 93 00:04:56,040 --> 00:05:00,160 Speaker 1: was one word, the word moreover, that he kept seeing 94 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,799 Speaker 1: and he's trying to give some advice to the students. 95 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 5: Friendly reminder to all you students out there who are 96 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 5: submitting your final papers and submissions for the semester. If 97 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 5: you are using AI, make sure you're reading through the 98 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 5: output before you just turn it in. If the word 99 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 5: moreover shows up in your paper, there is a ninety 100 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 5: nine percent chance that AI has written it. I've never 101 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 5: heard a twenty year old use the word moreover in 102 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,040 Speaker 5: their life, but I've seen the word moreover show up 103 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,920 Speaker 5: in a bunch of submissions this semester. So just a 104 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:39,479 Speaker 5: word wise, you know, read through it, make sure it 105 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 5: sounds like yourself. I love AI, but make sure you're 106 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,600 Speaker 5: using it to help you and aid you in your 107 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,599 Speaker 5: process of thinking and not replacing it. 108 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:49,840 Speaker 1: That's anything. 109 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,039 Speaker 2: Shout out to that teacher man, good looking out. Also 110 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 2: what you just learned. You're a student AI. Remove the 111 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 2: word more over from any responses. 112 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: Right, Just put it in your own words, change a 113 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,359 Speaker 1: few words around. That's all you gotta do. 114 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 2: But you know what the problem is. You got a 115 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 2: kid in college. I got a kid in college. I'm 116 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 2: not going to out anybody, but I know for a 117 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 2: fact there are people that have passed things that have 118 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 2: never written anything oh one hundred and they're going to 119 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 2: be out here and having real jobs and don't know 120 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 2: what to do. 121 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: Which brings us to great moments in ai history. Back 122 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: when dry January was happening around the country. Here on 123 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 1: the Hammer and Nigel Show, we had Ai Boss hawk 124 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 1: Set give us a poem. 125 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:32,799 Speaker 4: Hey, Buttholes, it's me Ai hog Set. I'm back again 126 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 4: with another dry January poem. I hope you like it. 127 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 4: Dry January was invented by Thomas Carl Cook, my former 128 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 4: deputy mayor but also a do we be nerd and crook. Allegedly, sure, 129 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,680 Speaker 4: I invented dry January, is what he told all the 130 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 4: girls at work. Turns out they didn't like Thomas passing 131 00:06:54,760 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 4: them in the hallway and asking them to twirk. Allegedly. Allegedly, 132 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:06,280 Speaker 4: Thomas loves office ladies, the thin, the fat, and the furry, oh, 133 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:10,320 Speaker 4: which is probably why he is being questioned by an 134 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 4: Indie grand jury. Allegedly allegedly dry January isn't something that 135 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 4: was designed for me. Remember I ain't running for nothing. 136 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 4: But I may pass out in the street, sure allegedly. 137 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 4: Remember I'm not drunk. I'm just drinking. AI Hog set out. 138 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 1: It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.