WEBVTT - Dylan & Brooke - Falling Flat - 09-08-26

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<v Speaker 1>This morning for Second Date Update, we are talking with Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>who recently went on a date with Brooke after meeting

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<v Speaker 1>her online.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it could be a better morning for you, huh?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If you knew what was going on with Brooke. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you tell us a little bit about how you met Brooke?

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all met online, correct?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>We met on Tinder, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't be embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody does.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. Should I be using the other apps?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if any of them are really that

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<v Speaker 1>great these days from what we've seen.

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<v Speaker 5>We literally have second date updates from every app imaginable.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had plenty of fish, Christian Mingle, we've had them all.

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<v Speaker 2>So tell us about the date though. How was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you guys go? How was everything in your eyes?

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<v Speaker 4>We went out after like, you know, because she was

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, gorgeous, like, and funny. And I felt like

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<v Speaker 4>we had like the same kind of humor, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like the chemistry was like totally there. We were laughing.

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<v Speaker 4>We stayed longer than I thought we would. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought we were just going to go for dinner

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<v Speaker 4>and like a drink or something. And like, we ended

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<v Speaker 4>up staying a little bit after and getting, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>another round of drinks. And we were even talking about

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<v Speaker 4>the future, you know, not like, oh, let's get married

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<v Speaker 4>or anything, but like what we could do, you know, Oh, that's.

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<v Speaker 5>A good sign.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Did anything happen on the date that you think would

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<v Speaker 1>have turned that, you know, maybe towards the end or something?

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<v Speaker 4>Unfortunately, I had an incident.

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<v Speaker 2>You peed your pants?

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<v Speaker 5>Or what kind of incident are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>You peed your pants. You jumped there, Erica. Well, if

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<v Speaker 2>somebody says I had an incident, you know what it means?

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<v Speaker 5>You peed your pants.

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<v Speaker 4>Or worse.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what was the incident? What happened?

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<v Speaker 4>So I, while we were trying to get out of

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<v Speaker 4>the restaurant, my foot got caught on a chair.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, wait, did you yard sale that like everything you

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<v Speaker 2>were holding is go flying and you created a mess

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<v Speaker 2>or some sort? Was it a bad fall?

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't holding much. I was trying to catch my

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<v Speaker 4>fall and not go completely down. But the only thing

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<v Speaker 4>I found to hold on to was the waiter. And

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<v Speaker 4>he had a tray of food. Oh, no. Oh, no. Catastrophe. Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was chaos.

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<v Speaker 4>So it was kind of like a football tackle. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a whole tray of food, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>And then food just went everywhere, and it was just like.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, no. Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like a bomb exploded.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. did she find it funny? Did she laugh a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit? Did you laugh about it? I mean, you

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<v Speaker 2>clearly didn't do it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't. She laughed a lot. Okay. Like a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's a good sign.

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<v Speaker 1>And then, and then what, I mean, obviously you had

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<v Speaker 1>to just kind of like swallow your pride and what

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<v Speaker 1>did y'all like walk out of the restaurant and go

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<v Speaker 1>home after that?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that the end of the date?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, yeah. Uh, after she laughed and kept laughing

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<v Speaker 4>and wouldn't stop i i realized the comedy of the

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<v Speaker 4>situation because no one was hurt you know like everybody

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<v Speaker 4>was just like quiet and i was just like oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god what the hell just happened but uh yeah

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<v Speaker 4>i apologized i i helped them clean up and i

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<v Speaker 4>you know i offered to pay for the food they

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<v Speaker 4>were really gracious and i didn't have to pay for

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<v Speaker 4>it which was you know nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was an accident um yeah yeah So after

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<v Speaker 2>the date, y'all are leaving. What happened at the end there?

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<v Speaker 2>Was there kind of like a hug or anything or

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<v Speaker 2>a kiss at the end of the night?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we hugged, and I was like, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>she's still laughing. And I'm like, well, you'll never forget

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<v Speaker 4>our first date.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, if you'd like, we could try to

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<v Speaker 2>get Brooke on the phone. Sound good?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. All right. Yeah, that'd be really great. I don't,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, hopefully it works.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll do that coming up next with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica.

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<v Speaker 2>It's 93Q' s Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 5>This morning on Second Date Update, Dylan calls us up

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<v Speaker 5>because he went on a date with this really cool

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<v Speaker 5>person named Brooke. Well, Brooke's not calling him back after

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<v Speaker 5>a great date. Now, he did trip and make the

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<v Speaker 5>waiter spill the food all over the place. Is that

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<v Speaker 5>why she's not calling you back?

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<v Speaker 2>There's no way.

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<v Speaker 5>It was an accident. Let's find out now on Second

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<v Speaker 5>Date Update.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, we're looking for Brooke.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is her.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke, hi, it's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica from 93Q. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you doing this morning? All right. You had

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<v Speaker 2>your coffee yet? Are you sitting down? Are you prepared

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<v Speaker 2>for what we're about to drop on you?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I have not had my coffee yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you start off that way?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God. I'm awake now, though. What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you've heard the show, right? We're on 93Q. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you heard of Second Date Updates?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're on it today.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome, Brooke. Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 5>Yay, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy to have you here. Do you know who we

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<v Speaker 2>might be calling about?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so. Who? Is it maybe, oh God, is

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<v Speaker 3>it maybe Dylan?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yard sale Dylan. That's right.

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<v Speaker 5>He told us that he tripped. Is that why you

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<v Speaker 5>didn't call him back? Because he spilled everything everywhere?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>It was not quite just that he tripped. First of all,

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<v Speaker 3>let me say, Dylan's super nice. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>much you guys talk to him, but he's a really,

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<v Speaker 3>really nice guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He seems like a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice guy. Chatty.

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<v Speaker 2>Good guy.

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<v Speaker 3>He is chatty, yes. Um, no, I had a really

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<v Speaker 3>good time with him. Um, no, it wasn't that he fell. It's, um,

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<v Speaker 3>it's how he fell. And I, it's one of those

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<v Speaker 3>things where I just, I got the ick.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, no, not the fall ick.

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<v Speaker 3>I got the ick so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>How did he fall?

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<v Speaker 5>Now I have the picture to my head.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's not, it's not, his arms started doing this, like, whoop, whoop, whoop,

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<v Speaker 3>like this windmilling thing.

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, like, like a three, I can't describe it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. I was actually like

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<v Speaker 2>a cartoon, you know?

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<v Speaker 5>That's so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, God. Like three stooges or something. So, like, his

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<v Speaker 3>arms start doing this, like, whoop, whoop, big windmilling thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to make the sound effect. I can't think

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<v Speaker 3>of any other way to describe it. So then he

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<v Speaker 3>tries to like catch himself and then he grabs the waiter.

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<v Speaker 3>Then this waiter makes this noise. And then Dylan makes

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<v Speaker 3>this other noise that's kind of like screechy. And then

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<v Speaker 3>and then like pasta is flying through the air. And

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<v Speaker 3>then people are screaming at other tables. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke, was this one of those falls that, like, as

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<v Speaker 2>it's happening, it's happening in slow motion, and you're like, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>A hundred percent. And it was so, oh, guys. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>it was bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, bless his heart. Poor Dylan.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. Poor thing. He's so sweet, but I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>He's actually on the phone this morning. Dylan, he's still there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 2>Dylan, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Boop, boop, boop. What do you have to say for your.

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<v Speaker 4>I tripped. You.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like it did more than trip. It sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like it was a production.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't start a fight with anybody. I wasn't rude

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<v Speaker 4>to any of the staff. I was not drunk. I

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<v Speaker 4>just had a problem with gravity.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, the old gravity problem.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I know. I feel awful. I feel awful.

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<v Speaker 3>She's laughing. You're so nice. Look, here's the thing, man,

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<v Speaker 3>is that now every time I think of you, all

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<v Speaker 3>I can see is that fall. Like in slow-mo. But

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<v Speaker 3>if the people trip, it happens.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's just saying she can't unsee it, you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Not everyone trips into a waiter in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>a restaurant and causes a whole scene.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't even say it without laughing.

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<v Speaker 3>The arm thing, the arm windmilling, man. I can't unsee it.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't try to make my arms win, though. It

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<v Speaker 4>was a reaction. There was a chair. My feet, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>they're bigger than maybe they should be. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke, we do have to ask. I know you keep laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>You found it funny. Do you think you could get

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<v Speaker 2>past the flailing fall and the arms and everything and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe give Dylan another chance at another date if he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't fall?

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<v Speaker 4>I promise it's not the flail. There was no flailing.

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<v Speaker 4>He uses a walker, maybe. I'll sit the whole time.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll just sit the whole time. And then you can

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<v Speaker 4>leave and I'll go by myself. You just, you go

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<v Speaker 4>and I'll wait.

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<v Speaker 3>So the thing about the ick. is that once you

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<v Speaker 3>get it, it's really hard to shake. That's true.

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<v Speaker 5>God, it bothers you.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, ladies, you know what I mean. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 4>know exactly what you mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, you can't. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to try and get sexy later, and all

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<v Speaker 1>you can imagine is a whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah. And the sound effect is there. Like, I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Dylan, it just sounds like a very unfortunate event. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sorry that it didn't turn out the way you wanted

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<v Speaker 2>it to.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I guess the waiter and I are probably

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<v Speaker 4>closer now than you and I will ever be. There

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<v Speaker 4>you go.

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<v Speaker 3>You may have an opportunity there.

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<v Speaker 1>You also shared a meal together, you and the waiter.

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<v Speaker 2>You did. It's true.

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<v Speaker 3>It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you all for being on Second Date Update this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>This one will go down in the books. Do the

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<v Speaker 2>sound again, Caitlin. I'm sorry, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>We love you.