1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: This feels like something that we should be doing an 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: Indie because I know we've got the resources to pull 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: this off. A fifty year old woman in India who 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: had been declared brain dead regained consciousness when the ambulance 5 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: that was carrying her to the hospital hit a pothole 6 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 1: and jarred her back loose, and now she is no 7 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: longer brain dead. Jerry. 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, so we listen, America does everything better. We just 9 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 2: wear better at everything. She's a cool lady. We have 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 2: a brain dead mayor here that wakes up every now 11 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 2: and then if he takes a sip. So take that India. 12 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: Maybe if we drove pothole Joe down Lynnhurst or a 13 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 1: Meridian or parts of Washington Street, maybe we'd knock some 14 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: sense into that guy. Maybe all of a sudden he 15 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: would turn into the best mayor in America and allegedly 16 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: stay sober and allegedly stop harassing people in his office, 17 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: and allegedly they stop hiring Thomas Carl Cook, who knew 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: all about the sexual decency that was taking place. Allegedly. 19 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, listening to the words of Chris Rock, nobody says 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 2: allegedly that many times and is just wrong about it. 21 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: All in honor of the massive pothole problem we've got 22 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: here in Indie. Let's jump in the old hot tub 23 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 1: time machine and go back a couple of years ago 24 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 1: when I was actually hired to write a commercial about 25 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: the roads here in Indy, and my motivation were those 26 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: really catchy, pure Michigan commercials. Crushing, bone rattling, suspension breaking. 27 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: Those are just some of the ways people describe potholes 28 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: in Indianapolis. Very true, while most cities have some bumps 29 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: that caused a slight inconvenience, Indy takes it up a 30 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: notch with potholes so big they can swallow a buick. 31 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: The holes you hit in indyt crashing and shaking so 32 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 1: intense that even the purest of souls will lose their 33 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:11,960 Speaker 1: virginity upon impact. Oh e. From the crumbling terrain of 34 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 1: Keystone Avenue to the tire flattening roads of Lynhurst, the 35 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: treacherous roads of Indianapolis all serve as a reminder that 36 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: life is a bumpy ride, and eventually we will all 37 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: be pulverized, wet and angry, and stranded on the side 38 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: of the road. While I've never been to Afghanistan or 39 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: the Moon, I can only imagine the roads there are 40 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: much better and they don't have their mayor wearing customized 41 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:49,359 Speaker 1: Neon jackets smiling for photos as my Chrysler LeBaron is 42 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 1: stranded on the side of the damn road with a 43 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:59,519 Speaker 1: shredded tire and alignment damage. Breach, pure violence, pure automotive damage, 44 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: pure potholes in Indianapolis. Your trip starts today on the 45 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: Hammer and Nigel Show. Very true, Very true. It's the 46 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 1: Hammer and Nigel Show.