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Speaker 1: And the hits just keep on coming.

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Speaker 2: Tony Katz, Tony Katz today, sad.

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Speaker 1: But true if I passed.

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Speaker 3: And we've got some sad news for our viewers at home.

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Speaker 3: Fox is alert now on the passing of an American icon.

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Speaker 3: The legendary actor Chuck Norris has passed away, his family

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Speaker 3: posting the news on Instagram a moment ago. No word

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Speaker 3: on the circumstances, but we do know he was getting

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Speaker 3: some healthcare.

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Speaker 1: Just as recently as this week.

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Speaker 3: So he was a legend in TV and cinema, and

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Speaker 3: of course the martial arts trained a lot of actors too,

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Speaker 3: and actresses along the way.

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Speaker 1: He was a devout Christian.

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Speaker 3: Born in the town of Ryan, Oklahoma, in nineteen forty.

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Speaker 1: Chuck Norris was eighty six.

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Speaker 2: When it got announced that he was in the hospital yesterday,

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Speaker 2: and according to the statement from the family, he passed

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Speaker 2: away yesterday like I didn't think anything of.

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Speaker 1: It is about it.

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Speaker 2: In fact, there was a tweet that was out there

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Speaker 2: that said, Chuck Norris is in the hospital where it is.

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Speaker 2: The hospital is going to be fine because it's these

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Speaker 2: these great Chuck Norris jokes of how tough Chuck Norris's.

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Speaker 1: Man was eighty six.

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Speaker 2: It looks amazing, and so I have them here. So

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Speaker 2: I have a list. I can't guarantee all of them.

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Speaker 2: These are one hundred and three Chuck Norris jokes from

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Speaker 2: Parade dot Com. And just to give you an example

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Speaker 2: of the kind of things, Chuck Norris, the flu gets

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Speaker 2: a Chuck Norris shot every year, like those were the

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Speaker 2: Chuck Norris jokes. And there are very few people that

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Speaker 2: capture attention like this.

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Speaker 1: Usually it's older women.

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Speaker 2: So for example, the whole push to get Betty White

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Speaker 2: to Saturday Night Live, the specials about Betty White National

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Speaker 2: Treasure was Betty White and then Dolly Parton.

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Speaker 1: Dolly Parton National Treasure. We have an affinity for these things.

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Speaker 2: June squib And if you're like, who's June squib, once

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Speaker 1: Actress says, you're like, oh my gosh, I know who

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Speaker 1: June Squib is.

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Speaker 2: June squib played the Grandma like it's the only touchstone

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Speaker 2: I can give. I'm really embarrassed. June squib played the Grandma.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's June Squib. June squib s q u ibb

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Speaker 2: played the grandma in Hubie Halloween. See she plays Estelle Dubois. Oh,

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Speaker 2: actually it's Hube's Mother, which is the dumbest movie ever.

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Speaker 2: But I don't get to call Adam Sandler movies dumb

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Speaker 2: because he's worth one hundred and fifty billion dollars and

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Speaker 2: I do radio.

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Speaker 1: Well done, mister Sandler, well played you in this round.

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Speaker 2: But Chuck Norris is one of those guys, totally, totally

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Speaker 2: one of those people just adored Chuck Norris.

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Speaker 1: Awesome, Chuck Norris, cool, Chuck Norris great.

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Speaker 2: By the way, I want everyone this year, if you're

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Speaker 2: having a boy, name your kid Chuck Norris. Norris is

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Speaker 2: the middle name. Do it right now, Chuck Norris, whatever,

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Speaker 2: Chuck Norris Kats. Somebody get my wife. We're about to

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Speaker 2: have a baby. By the way, Chuck Kats is a

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Speaker 2: rough name. That is hard. I had wanted to name

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Speaker 2: one of my boys Max, but Max Kats is impossible.

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Speaker 2: You can't say that out loud. People's jaws will break.

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Speaker 2: Max Cats. And then we went to Maximilian, and then

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Speaker 1: It was Maximo. Oh that's a good name.

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Speaker 2: That's a good name. You could do Maximo Cats. The

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Speaker 2: cats is a very hard last name to work with.

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Speaker 2: Norris Norris is great, So I have now here the

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Speaker 2: one hundred and three, allegedly from Parade dot com best

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Speaker 2: Chuck Norris jokes. So, if you are on Twitter, you

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Speaker 2: could throw out a number. Twitter exit Tony Katz. In

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Speaker 2: the chat room, you can throw out a number, but

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Speaker 2: I will start with producer Landon. You throw out a

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Speaker 2: number between one and one hundred and three. And in

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Speaker 2: honor of the late great Chuck Norris, who gave us

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Speaker 2: such joy and kicked a lot of bad guys square

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Speaker 2: in the testicles, I will tell you a joke. Go ahead,

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Speaker 4: Well, since he has passed away at the rightful age

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Speaker 4: of eighty six, let's go at number eighty six.

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Speaker 2: Eighty six, Well done, Well played, number eighty six. Chuck

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Speaker 2: Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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Speaker 1: That's Chuck Norris right there. The chat.

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Speaker 2: Way to go, chat room. Chuck Norris didn't die. He

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Speaker 2: told death he was coming.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 2: Well done, Sarah, Sarah who does all our digital work.

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Speaker 1: Well done.

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Speaker 2: Number thirty nine, Number thirty nine on the list. Champions

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Speaker 2: are the Breakfast of Chuck Norris. Number twenty two, Number

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Speaker 2: twenty two Enlist Chuck Norris passing away at the age

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Speaker 2: of eighty six. Also for the record, there's a possibility

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Speaker 2: he was sick and didn't tell anybody. I gotta get

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Speaker 2: into that because there's a whole thing I have about that,

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Speaker 2: like if you were sick, would you tell anyone?

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Speaker 4: And like I I'm there, I get that I wouldn't

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Speaker 4: do that, But like it's like Norm McDonald, it's like

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Speaker 4: Catherine O'Hara was here, wasn't he?

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Speaker 1: I do not know.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea if he was, but it kind

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Speaker 2: of the statement from the family. Can find that for

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Speaker 2: me in producier Land, and I have it somewhere, I

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Speaker 2: just can't find it right now. The statement from the

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Speaker 2: family kind of makes you think that he was ill

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Speaker 2: and maybe they knew it. Number seventy one, Number seventy one.

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Speaker 2: This is the one hundred and three best Chuck Norris jokes.

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Speaker 2: Number seventy one. The chatroom wants to hear. Number seventy one.

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Speaker 2: Most people have twenty three pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris

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Speaker 2: has seventy two, and they're all lethal. I don't know

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Speaker 2: why that's a joke, but there it is. Number fifty nine.

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Speaker 2: I will give you Number fifty nine. Chuck Norris is

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Speaker 2: the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, it's really funny. That's good.

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Speaker 2: That's really good. I actually turned to red. My whole

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Speaker 2: that's really good. I'm sorry I laughed the forehead. I apologize.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is solid. Who else can you do this with?

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Speaker 2: Who else could you possibly possibly do this with? Number

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Speaker 2: twenty two? On the seventh day, God rested and Chuck

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Speaker 2: Norris took over.

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Speaker 1: Number twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Chuck Norris drinks nape palm to fight his heart For

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Speaker 2: number twenty three. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

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Speaker 1: That's colent right there. Number twenty six.

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Speaker 2: If you want a list of Chuck Norris's enemies, just check.

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Speaker 1: The extinct species list. Oh that's so good.

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Speaker 2: Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his

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Speaker 2: finger by yelling bang. Chuck Norris does not use spell check.

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Speaker 2: If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change

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Speaker 2: the spelling. Number thirty. Some kids pee their name in

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Speaker 2: the snow. Chuck Norris can pe his name into concrete.

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Speaker 2: A number thirty two. Maybe thirty two and thirty three

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Speaker 2: are fantastic. Number thirty two Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

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Speaker 1: That's really funny.

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Speaker 2: And number thirty three Chuck Norris can speak Braille man.

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Speaker 1: Good work people, good work on those right there. But

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, how many people get that? How many

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Speaker 2: The only person I can think of right now who

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Speaker 2: when they pass will get that treatment Bill Murray right

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Speaker 2: just it's it's like weirdly transcendent. It's Taylor Swift would

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Speaker 2: not get that treatment. Donald Trump will definitely not get

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Speaker 2: that treatment. What happens in the society? Like, how does

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Speaker 2: that work? Where we all in all these disparate views,

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Speaker 2: you can't get people to agree on anything, the hot

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Speaker 2: mess that is social media, the Yelp review society of

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Speaker 2: trying to tear people down unless they give us something

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Speaker 2: for free. How does everyone decide, Oh yeah, Chuck NORRISA,

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Speaker 2: he's awesome.

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Speaker 1: How does that work? As a matter of sociology, Betty White?

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Speaker 1: How did that happen? And who was before Betty White?

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Speaker 2: Like who was universally loved just adored before her? Just

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Speaker 2: because I can't think of them right now, doesn't mean

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Speaker 2: that it didn't exist. It's credible, and I would argue

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Speaker 2: that the vast majority of people don't even know his

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Speaker 2: work outside of Walker Texas Ranger.

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Speaker 1: They have absolutely no clue, no clue, and yet they

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Speaker 1: know this.

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Speaker 2: That like I I like that study. To me, is

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Speaker 2: is super fascinating. How does that transcendency in culture take place?

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Speaker 1: How does that happen? How does that that that work?

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Speaker 2: Producier land and saying he was in Dodgeball, Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: he's given the thumbs up and the whole thing, but uh,

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Speaker 2: it's not what people really remember him for.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe a younger.

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Speaker 2: Generation knows him for that and doesn't know Walker Texas Ranger,

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Speaker 2: but everyone knows this one little thing and that and

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Speaker 2: that creates the rest.

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Speaker 1: That's incredible. By the way, did he teach Bob Barker karate?

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Speaker 1: Is that a true story? Look that up, Producer Landing.

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Speaker 2: Somebody tell me on the Twitter acts, did Chuck Norris

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Speaker 2: teach Bob Barker karate?

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Speaker 1: And yes, on Twitter? That's a great joke.

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Speaker 2: At Halloween, kids bring Chuck Norris candy and he trained prices, right,

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Speaker 2: Bob Barker. Some people lived a good life good on you,

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Speaker 2: Chuck Norris. I hope there's peace. I'm Tony Katz in this.

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Speaker 2: It's Tony Katz Today,