1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: Nobody ever wins that way. Nobody, nobody. I can't believe 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: it happened to me. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 2: So gambling stuff. That's the Twitter handle where you can 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 2: find the degenerates next door. I'm Jason Hammer, by the way, 5 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 2: and went half of the Hammer in Nigel Afternoon Show. 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,920 Speaker 2: So this past weekend was a thing called Week zero 7 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 2: of college football. 8 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,759 Speaker 1: It was a soft rollout, so to speak. There was 9 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: like four. 10 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 2: Maybe five games, and we picked a couple of those 11 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 2: games on the podcast. 12 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 1: And Rob went two and oh I went one and one. 13 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 2: So the brain trust between us three and one, which 14 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 2: is pretty solid. 15 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: And I'm not getting ahead of myself. 16 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 3: It's like if the Pirates would have started the season 17 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 3: two and oh maybe they did. 18 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: I don't know. 19 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 3: You know, it's not gonna last, but you're gonna celebrate 20 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,560 Speaker 3: it for a week. And that's the thing about the 21 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 3: gambling with football season. You got a whole week to 22 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 3: celebrate or a whole week to stab your eyes out. 23 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 2: And the way you won the first bet of the year, 24 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 2: that never bad. 25 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: Nobody nobody wins that way. People always get beat that way, 26 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: but nobody ever wins. Yeah. 27 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 3: So it was Iowa State and Kansas State. I took 28 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 3: the under fifty and a half. And I told you 29 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 3: guys just shortly after halftime, because they hadn't scored many 30 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 3: points in the game, I said, you watch, I will 31 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 3: find a way to lose this game. And then we 32 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 3: got a little group chat with our professionals, and then 33 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,839 Speaker 3: they just started scoring points and and I just I left. 34 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 3: I was I have had enough. I've seen this play 35 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 3: out before. I'm not gonna watch myself fail. Just let 36 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:31,480 Speaker 3: me know when I failed, and Hammer, would you like 37 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,199 Speaker 3: to tell everybody on how for once I didn't fail? 38 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 1: So there was a play in the closing minute, you know, 39 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: two minutes of the game. 40 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 2: It's an Iowa State player diving for the goal line 41 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 2: and if he scores the touchdown, that's it cash. 42 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: The over Robs will lose. That's right. 43 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 2: They score it a touchdown. Looks like he might have 44 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 2: got in. They review it and said he was down 45 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 2: at the one. So this means, okay, there's two minutes 46 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 2: on the clock. It's up to the offensive team. Do 47 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 2: they punch it in to seal the win because they 48 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 2: were only up by less than a touchdown, that's right, 49 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 2: or do they try to run out the clock. They 50 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 2: took three straight knees and Rob cashed. That's right, So 51 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 2: the review took the points. 52 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: Off the board. You got three straight. 53 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 2: Kneel downs at the one thank you line, cash that 54 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 2: under thank you. 55 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 4: I'm proud of you. 56 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 3: So if you'd have bet two million dollars on each 57 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 3: of my place, you'd be two million dollars ahead. 58 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: Not quite because they weren't both plus one hundred, but 59 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: your point. 60 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, 61 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 3: you'd be doing very well. You could be halfway to 62 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 3: buy or six the way to buy in that logo 63 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,920 Speaker 3: man card it sold for twelve, or or. 64 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 4: You could have breakfast with the governor at his big 65 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 4: sore his policy summit coming up. 66 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: So yeah, so you were three and one combined. 67 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 3: Good start to the degenerates to start the season. 68 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: Yes, and this week it's a monster. It's the full rollout. 69 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 1: It's the all skate if you used to go to 70 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: like this gate Land back in the day. 71 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 2: Nice, everybody's out there, everybody's playing, and the big game 72 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 2: is Texas and Ohio State and we'll have action on 73 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 2: that later in the week. 74 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 3: And then you got Notre Dame Miami Sunday night. 75 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 2: Good games Thursday, there's some Friday action. It's a great 76 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 2: Labor Day slate and we will have a couple free 77 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 2: plays for you along with our professional Handicapser wrung to me. 78 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 3: To brag about that victory, because I really, I mean, 79 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 3: I shouldn't have got it. 80 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 2: No, run wild with it, b Hawke Mania in nineteen 81 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,519 Speaker 2: eighty five, Run wild, brother, because that never happens. Thank 82 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 2: Nobody ever wins by the hook, and nobody ever wins 83 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 2: the way that you did. 84 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll have to remind me of that in a 85 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 3: couple of weeks when I'm screaming about some injustice. 86 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 2: But no, man, it was a great weekend. Hawaii came 87 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 2: through for me. They did at the end, kicker, Kicker 88 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 2: finally did do you hear her? Actually did a favor 89 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 2: for me? 90 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah. 91 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 2: And then Sunday it was the boys twenty first birthday, right, 92 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 2: and this was kind of a soft rollout of a 93 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 2: twenty first birthday because he started class this morning for 94 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 2: his junior year, so we couldn't get too wild. It 95 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 2: was a Sunday anyway. He's going to Nashville this weekend, 96 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 2: so he'll get the twenty first birthday experience when he 97 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 2: goes down for the IndyCar Race this weekend. 98 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: But no, we had a good time yesterday, had a 99 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: couple of cookouts. I brought some cupcakes in the studio 100 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 1: for you. My mom made that Pam hammer Pam stepping 101 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,359 Speaker 1: up to the plate. 102 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 3: I love that. 103 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: And then the boy made his first liquor store run. 104 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 1: He did. 105 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 4: I was, I was impressed by all of it. I first, 106 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 4: let's listen to it and then we can discuss happy birthday. 107 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: First alcohol purchase nine whoo, string them up, bringing them up. 108 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 3: And he's at the counter, Yes, thank you, well, fifty 109 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,359 Speaker 3: two whatever. He went big on his first He got 110 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 3: some Woodford reserves. I think you're seeing the old man 111 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 3: drink that a time or two. And also purchased a 112 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 3: little something from Moonshine Monday today on the show, did 113 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,600 Speaker 3: he get any of the hammer in Nigel Tequila? 114 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:13,479 Speaker 1: Sold out? 115 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 2: Sold out, but he wanted to when that goes back 116 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 2: on sale. 117 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 1: We're hearing a holiday line. 118 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 2: Hopefully that plays out. We'll have all that news ready 119 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 2: for you. But no, the boy man twenty one years old. 120 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 4: Everything about that clip. He was wearing a T shirt 121 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,280 Speaker 4: that said the beer run. 122 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 2: So that's a NASCAR T shirt of Ross Chastain. He 123 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,039 Speaker 2: drives her bush light and like that's like the theme 124 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 2: of the team. 125 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 1: A beer run. Yep, so he's got the beer Run 126 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 1: T shirt on. 127 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 4: I don't know if you could hear it, but you've 128 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 4: got the Grateful Dead singing in the background. 129 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: I will survive. Yes, yeah that was on the in 130 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:50,919 Speaker 1: store audio. 131 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 4: If he's got the nice purchase of the Woodford and 132 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:58,599 Speaker 4: then the lady checking him out with the smoker's laugh 133 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 4: and saying that you're a proud in that moment. Yeah. 134 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a fun day yesterday. But now he's 135 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 2: back at school. So junior years off in Rollway, what 136 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 2: are we doing this afternoon? Guy Rowford will join us 137 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 2: for Monday gun Day. So there's drama with Sean Kemp, 138 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 2: former India player. At first it seemed like he may 139 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,839 Speaker 2: have been an a hole, but now it looks like 140 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 2: he may have done nothing wrong. Guy Ralford's going to 141 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 2: weigh in on exactly what happened.