1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: It is your favorite portion of the program where we 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: discuss what is bothering you, and it is. 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 2: What's your problem today? You're the one that's got the 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 2: problems in casey, what's your problem? 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: My problem is that I no longer have a perfect bracket. 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: I did not pick every single game correctly. The odds, 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 1: they're extremely rare. The odds are as low as one 8 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: in nine point two quintillion. Yeah. 9 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 2: Well, there was a couple of years ago where Warren 10 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 2: Buffett had this organization that said that they would give 11 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,560 Speaker 2: away a billion dollars to anybody that produced a perfect bracket. 12 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 2: It is literally impossible. 13 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,279 Speaker 1: Forbes said that over eighteen million brackets were broken by 14 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,319 Speaker 1: just one game early on. Huge number of picks were 15 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: wrong from the start, and of course the first day 16 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: of the men's tournament saw multiple upsets, especially from lower 17 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: seated teams winning like you know, number twelve over number five, 18 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: number eleven over number six, things like that. There are 19 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: about fourteen thousand perfect brackets remaining out of thirty six 20 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: million plus across all the major platforms. That's less than 21 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: one percent. So I don't think I'm alone in this 22 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: being my problem that you know, my team is already out. 23 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 2: Well, let's go a little bit deeper. Not only did 24 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 2: you lose some games yesterday, two of your final four 25 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 2: teams lost yesterday. Now and the only reason the other 26 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 2: two teams didn't lose is because they haven't played a 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 2: game yet. They're playing today. So yeah, you had North 28 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 2: Carolina and Ohio State in the final four yesterday and 29 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 2: both teams lost to half of your final four has 30 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 2: already gone. Who knows, by the end of the day, 31 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,680 Speaker 2: your entire final four might be gone. I'd say that 32 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,960 Speaker 2: your brackets a little bit more than busted. So this 33 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 2: time yesterday it felt like. 34 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 3: This this is a true story that happened in our city. 35 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 3: So this one Thursday is like a normal day for 36 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 3: the whole office, but today was different. Yeah, everyone showed up, 37 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 3: got their coffee, and logged in, but after lunchtime it 38 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 3: was totally empty. And do you know why, because earlier 39 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 3: that day, at eleven fifty in the morning, every man 40 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:27,920 Speaker 3: in this city logged off, got out of their chairs, 41 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 3: walked downstairs, and headed towards the nearest bar. Yeah, and 42 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 3: they never came back. 43 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 2: It is a basketball party like no other. There's nothing 44 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 2: arguing for me, drives on Christmas. 45 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, So as more games are played, the number of 46 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: perfect brackets going to continue to shrink, often to zero 47 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: even before the Sweet sixteen. Surviving through the first weekend 48 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: with a perfect bracket is incredibly unlikely. So you had 49 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: a lot of people yesterday very excited what's gonna happen? 50 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: And then and then as soon as Ohio State played 51 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: TCU beating Ohio State with a shot in the final seconds, 52 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: brackets busted everywhere. 53 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 2: See if they trap it through parting screen edmonds works 54 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 2: around its parting on a kick punch, shut up side, 55 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 2: it bends for the league. Peace, come my way up 56 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 2: coge with four point one? Wow, how flo out the 57 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 2: punks averages to assist again? Yeah? 58 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: There it was so on ESPN they only have ten thousand, 59 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty four perfect brackets left out of 60 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: the twenty six and a half million that were submitted. 61 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 1: So that's point zero four percent. 62 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 2: Twenty six million submitted, only twenty of only ten thousand 63 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 2: have won all the games so far and we're only 64 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 2: through the first day. I saw a pretty funny joke 65 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 2: that was on social media yesterday and they talked about 66 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,880 Speaker 2: how scientists have discovered this new forty eight hour virus 67 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 2: that is sweeping the nation and it's causing people to 68 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 2: call in and miss work on Thursday and Friday. The 69 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 2: virus is being named March Madness. I thought that was 70 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 2: pretty funny. So the games you continue today. In fact, 71 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 2: the first one tip off is less than an hour away. 72 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 2: Kentucky versus Santa Clara comes up at twelve fifteen this afternoon. 73 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 2: That's on CBS Texas Tech versus Akron at twelve forty 74 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 2: on True TV. But the big game that a lot 75 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 2: of Hoosiers are waiting for is Perdue versus Queens. That 76 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,480 Speaker 2: is at seven thirty five tonight, and that is on 77 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 2: True TV. 78 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: So this conversation has been going on, and it's been 79 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: going on for a while, and it is about the 80 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: Costco hot dog. And do you remember, was it last 81 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: week or the week before you had all the burger 82 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: CEOs taking a bite out of their burger. 83 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they've exploded on social media. That was last week. 84 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,159 Speaker 1: He may be getting a little late to the game, 85 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: but the Costco ceo is going viral, and this time 86 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: for taking a bite out of the dollar fifty hot 87 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: dogto biguard part to take care. 88 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:14,280 Speaker 2: Dollar fifty for this hot nugent. 89 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 3: The hot dog price will not change as long as 90 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 3: I'm around here. 91 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: You go, you heard it again. Costco's famous hot dog 92 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 1: and soda combos still costs a dollar fifty, and the 93 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: company recently reaffirmed that it's not going to be going up. 94 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: And it's been the same price since at least the 95 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,479 Speaker 1: mid nineteen eighties. 96 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,919 Speaker 2: It is kind of odd. I mean, that's sporting events 97 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 2: and Costco are really the only time that I eat 98 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 2: hot dogs. I don't even really eat them on Fourth 99 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 2: of July or Memorial Day or typical barbecues, but I 100 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 2: certainly get a hot dog when I go to Costco, 101 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 2: and then obviously go to a big sporting event and 102 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 2: get a hot dog. So the hot dog is still 103 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 2: a dollar fifty. If they had raised the price to 104 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 2: match the rate of inflation, the hot dog today would 105 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 2: be four dollars and sixty cents. And I think that's 106 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 2: why this is such a story that we keep going 107 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 2: back to, and you keep seeing about it on social media, 108 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 2: and Costco keeps commentating on it because every other story 109 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 2: we see how affordable life is, how unaffordable housing is, 110 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 2: and how high taxes are and the price of my 111 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,839 Speaker 2: electric bill and food is so expensive, and so every 112 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 2: story we hear is about how expensive everything is. Yet 113 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 2: here's this massive distributorich. By the way, Costco sells over 114 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,720 Speaker 2: one hundred million hot dogs a year. They are the 115 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:27,160 Speaker 2: single largest seller of hot dogs in the entire world. 116 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 2: And so it's always it's always a good story because 117 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 2: it's the one instance, it's the one example in our 118 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 2: existence in daily life today where the price has remained 119 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,839 Speaker 2: the same since the eighties, and especially now since Costco 120 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 2: switched from Pepsi to coke. You can get a hot 121 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 2: dog and a coke for a dollar fifty at the bar. 122 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 1: It includes a quarter pound Kirklands signature all beef hot dog, 123 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:53,280 Speaker 1: twenty ounce drink with refills, with refills and always available 124 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,599 Speaker 1: at the Costco food court. Every time we go to Costco, 125 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,920 Speaker 1: and we walk by that food court every single time, 126 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,720 Speaker 1: you say I want to get a hot but then 127 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: you look over and you see how crowded it is 128 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 1: and you pass. Yeah. 129 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 2: So I well, also, I know you won't eat the 130 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 2: Costco hot dog generally, and so I don't want to, 131 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 2: you know, just do something for me. 132 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 1: So don't want to waste my time. 133 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 2: But when I go to Hot Costco by myself, yeah, absolutely, 134 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 2: I stop and get that hot dog. And it's a 135 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,760 Speaker 2: big hot dog too. It's not like your little ballpark 136 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 2: standard hot dog size. It's a big, thick hot dog. 137 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 2: It's a quarter pound hot dog. You said that they're 138 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 2: a private label and they sell more hot dogs than anybody. 139 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 2: They actually have to contract with three different massive meat 140 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 2: producers like Johnsonville and Hebrew National to be able to 141 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 2: get all the supply that they need to sell over 142 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,120 Speaker 2: one hundred million hot dogs a year. 143 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the CEO said, as long as he's around, 144 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,960 Speaker 1: they're still going to be priced at a dollar fifty 145 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: and he called it a great value. 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