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Speaker 1: eight hundred meters off the coast of Italy.
Speaker 3: If we could the boat that's sunk. Oh, yeah, this
Speaker 3: has been I've seen it in the news. I've kind
Speaker 3: of followed it, kind of got it just but I
Speaker 3: don't really know what's going on. It's starting to heat
Speaker 3: up a little bit.
Speaker 1: So there was the billionaire dude, he's on a yacht
Speaker 1: and then it's sunk out of the blow. This happened
Speaker 1: last Monday, and then all the stories are coming up.
Speaker 1: What happened was at a water spout. It's like some
Speaker 1: sort of freak with a incident that happened. There were
Speaker 1: a couple of Kiwis on there. I think the captain
Speaker 1: was a Kiwi and.
Speaker 3: The lawyer and a lawyer, thirty six year old ki
Speaker 3: lawyer and her boyfriend. Yeah, we're all on this boat.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, it turns out the guy, the billionaire dude,
Speaker 1: he was celebrating that the reason they're on the boat,
Speaker 1: they're celebrating getting off a fraud charge that had been
Speaker 1: battling for almost a decade, and then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden it goes down. He almost his entire family gets
Speaker 1: wiped out. Now it's come out that two days before that,
Speaker 1: the other guy that was on the same charge has got.
Speaker 3: Hit by a car. Let me guess while going for
Speaker 3: a run. While going for a run.
Speaker 1: Now, all of a sudden, we've got two dead billionaires
Speaker 1: within forty eight hours and just about a week after
Speaker 1: settling a eleven billion dollar lawsuit. You smell a rat?
Speaker 3: What was what did they do? How did they fraud?
Speaker 3: What was the fraud? Did they festival? Did they defraud
Speaker 3: a dictator?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Reportedly allegedly No.
Speaker 1: Well, my first instant when I saw that the runner
Speaker 1: got hurt by a car was Robert mcgarby's got his
Speaker 1: fingerprints all over?
Speaker 3: Yes, Robert mcgarby's, Did I think? Yeah? Was he you
Speaker 3: think it is?
Speaker 1: What the hell was I talking to? And then so
Speaker 1: that's my first thing. Sorry, what was the question of.
Speaker 3: Like, obviously if you see if you're saying, if you're
Speaker 3: implying they've been whacked, oh, I'm implying that only dictators
Speaker 3: whacked people in this fashion. What was the fraud? Yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: He sold a company to Hewlett Packard back in the day,
Speaker 1: in like twenty eleven, and it was the value of it,
Speaker 1: I think tanked almost immediately after he sold it. And
Speaker 1: their thing was, you knew this was going to happen
Speaker 1: when you sold it to us. He was like, look,
Speaker 1: I told you everything was gonna happen, blahlah blah.
Speaker 3: So that went for about ten years and were they
Speaker 3: sell it.
Speaker 1: For eleven billion dollars and then so for ten years
Speaker 1: he's fighting this fraud case, gets off it and is
Speaker 1: dead within a week, him and his mate.
Speaker 3: So how okay, So I love a good conspiracy. Is
Speaker 3: you do your own research.
Speaker 1: This is all allegedly, by the way, they fucking come
Speaker 1: at us and Billy, Oh, you guys don't have any sources. No,
Speaker 1: we don't. We are talking out our asses right now.
Speaker 3: This is why I think it's captivated the world. And
Speaker 3: obviously the kere We Skipper has been arrested by Italian
Speaker 3: authorities and is under investigation from manslaughter at the stage. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the charges. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Whatever a boat goes down, They're like, could the captain
Speaker 1: have done more? So I guess that's what it is.
Speaker 1: And he's not answering questions. But the lawyer did say
Speaker 1: that they only got a sign to him like yesterday.
Speaker 1: So they're like, we just just give us a fucking sickond,
Speaker 1: would you before you start answering questions?
Speaker 3: Because the billionaire is missing?
Speaker 1: The billionaires?
Speaker 3: Deep is it? Did they get his body again? They
Speaker 3: found his they found his daughter's body that was in
Speaker 3: the boat on the bottom of the ocean. I don't
Speaker 3: know if they found the billionaire. I don't have to
Speaker 3: have dug up six bodies.
Speaker 1: I don't imagine. If this is just how true crime
Speaker 1: podcasts they find the body. So what are you saying,
Speaker 1: what are you saying a water spout?
Speaker 3: I mean it's a freak extent if a water spout
Speaker 3: hits a souper yacht and those to the bottom. And
Speaker 3: what are you saying that there was other souper yachts
Speaker 3: in the area. Yeah, who were like there was no storm.
Speaker 1: Well I'm not saying that, but I have heard that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see.
Speaker 1: What are you suggesting suggesting that cruise missile.
Speaker 3: People out there do their own recent.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you're have you in a boat and it
Speaker 1: gets you know, all they know if you're on that
Speaker 1: boat is the boats went bang and then it's sunk.
Speaker 1: You know, the survivors if they asked, fuck it went bang,
Speaker 1: the whole thing flipped over, it sunk. I floated out
Speaker 1: and then I got rescued, and then they'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well there was a water spa. Okay, could have been
Speaker 1: a fucking scud missile. You know, you don't know, You
Speaker 1: just don't know. It could have been anything.
Speaker 3: Do you think he was on the run on the
Speaker 3: boat because land wasn't safe after his mate got hit
Speaker 3: by Okay?
Speaker 1: I think that every man on God's Green Earth has
Speaker 1: sat down and spent a fear portion of their life
Speaker 1: thinking about their zombie survival strategy, and a lot of
Speaker 1: them involved getting off land and onto a boat because
Speaker 1: you can't be harmed.
Speaker 3: There can zombies not swim? I assume not?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 1: Which raises the question, well, what do you mean when.
Speaker 3: Are you saying you're telling me that Filipedo he gets
Speaker 3: bitten by a zombie? Yeah, he turns into a zombie.
Speaker 3: You're telling me Filipedo can't get into the water and
Speaker 3: still do one hundred meters and fifty seconds.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have thoughts are why is it because he's
Speaker 1: a bit exactly? Yes, that's right. And look, shout out
Speaker 1: to the zombie community that we're not.
Speaker 3: We don't want to.
Speaker 1: We don't want to get canceled for defaming the zombie community.
Speaker 3: Can you can you identify as a zombie?
Speaker 1: Look again, I want to steer clear of this whole
Speaker 1: Shout out to the zombie community and any listeners that
Speaker 1: you know identify as that. But I just don't think that,
Speaker 1: first of all, they cancel. Second of all, even if
Speaker 1: they could, I sort of just assume that zombies run
Speaker 1: off a sense of smell and they won't be able
Speaker 1: to smell you. That's why you cross bodies of water
Speaker 1: when you're being tracked by dogs, at least I do.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of fish. You're going to have to
Speaker 3: come back to land at some stage. You get water
Speaker 3: and stuff. We got desalination on board.
Speaker 1: Maybe desalination sort of situation fish anyway. Anyway, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: if you know, if this podcast got ten years of
Speaker 1: litigation around an eleven billion dollar lawsuit. We finally get
Speaker 1: off the hook and then you get hit by a
Speaker 1: car while you're out jogging.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on a boat straight away on the off land. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the end scat and then down spout out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: Who would have thought a little a thorpedo gets the
Speaker 3: side of the boat as zomb and thought a zombie
Speaker 3: thorpedo hits you.
Speaker 1: I thought it's the side of the boar and you
Speaker 1: you're scuttled. Say, okay, I'm just I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 1: I'm saying through your own research.
Speaker 3: But also, it's a The water spout's a great yarn,
Speaker 3: isn't it. Yeah, it's a great yarn.
Speaker 1: It's basically the Kraken came out from the dips of
Speaker 1: the ocean and ripped us down to Davy Jones Logger,
Speaker 1: a bitter.
Speaker 3: True crime podcast would investigate whether a ship has actually
Speaker 3: ever gone down in a water spout. I mean I
Speaker 3: can't I can't recall, not in recent times, not in
Speaker 3: modern times. Maybe back in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't checked a lot of the logs from
Speaker 1: like sixteen oh three, A couple of Viking ships maybe
Speaker 1: you would have got stuck. But again, they wouldn't have
Speaker 1: written it down, so how would you know. They just
Speaker 1: would have thought it was.
Speaker 3: Valhalla coming to get them, and they would wow, work
Speaker 3: it as like a ride straight to heaven. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: would the records say back then?
Speaker 1: You know, no one would have been alive to see it,
Speaker 1: and even if they did, they would have come home.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so yeah, it's this thing came as window
Speaker 3: opened from heaven. They're very cool.
Speaker 1: Hey, we're going to drown you now because you're obviously
Speaker 1: full of shit and so we're just gonna execute you
Speaker 1: and everyone.
Speaker 3: Near to you. So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, So I reckon the conspiracy if I'm
Speaker 1: putting my tinfoil head on, but certainly ricks of something
Speaker 1: going on there. Well.
Speaker 3: The fact that there's a couple of Keiwis involved also
Speaker 3: makes it juicy for us. The skipper is a Kiwi,
Speaker 3: the lawyer on board is a Kiwi.
Speaker 1: I was trying to kind of distance myself from those
Speaker 1: people because we may know some of them.
Speaker 3: Why no, but it makes it. I mean, if they weren't,
Speaker 3: I don't know if we'd be.
Speaker 1: Interested as billionaires. Yeah, it's billionaires and something about billionaires
Speaker 1: in their relationship with the sea. Just a couple it
Speaker 1: was it last year with that submarine went down there
Speaker 1: and imploded. Oh yeah, about six of them on board. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a good place to be if you're a billionaire.
Speaker 1: Quick day, quick on the quick death the implosion, Yeah
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so do your own research into the Okay, well,
Speaker 3: let's well, let's keep our finger on the on the
Speaker 3: pulse of the the billionaire I reckon there's more to come. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: there must be. There must be.
Speaker 1: Surely Whitewash investigations will be their hand onto that thing.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the funk was that Jesus like someone just came back,
Speaker 3: came through the roof of the studio.
Speaker 1: They come for us already. It's a zombie Forore Peters
Speaker 1: podcast hasn't even come out yet.
Speaker 3: The billions have come after us.
Speaker 1: Was that? Was that a down spout?
Speaker 3: I don't know what there was?
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, all right, that sounds like we should move
Speaker 1: the fuck on the greatest New Zealander of all time
Speaker 1: rages on, and it was the Gut and the boat
Speaker 1: Lisa verse pedals, the Paddler verse pedals, millions, so many
Speaker 1: comments on both Facebook and Instagram. So many votes being
Speaker 1: cast and the parag the novels that are being written
Speaker 1: in the comments section on Facebook leads me to believe
Speaker 1: that there is a fierce section of you out there
Speaker 1: who live and die by who wins.
Speaker 3: Or loses these and so you should. This is the
Speaker 3: greatest New Zealander of all time. It's gonna be the
Speaker 3: biggest thing that ever happens. It's not gonna be done once.
Speaker 3: It's only gonna be done once. Can you do it
Speaker 3: once once in a generation anyway? Not every year at
Speaker 3: the same time and put a live event on the
Speaker 3: end with the same amount of same songs on it.
Speaker 1: Okay, seven once Yeah, knew number one song despite the
Speaker 1: fact that it didn't come out in the last year,
Speaker 1: So how could that possibly happen? But the song existed
Speaker 1: last year, so if it was going to be number one,
Speaker 1: it would have been number one there it's not how
Speaker 1: could it be number one every year?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 1: Lisa verse pedals and the gut in the boat could
Speaker 1: potentially be a bit of recency bias. But also you know,
Speaker 1: as a star started what was the eight Gold medals,
Speaker 1: so she took it out. Lisa Carrington took it out,
Speaker 1: took pedals, took pedals out unfortunately in your book.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it is Sir Dick being upset by the
Speaker 3: boat Dame Lisa lead in the Lake. Yeah, well that
Speaker 3: that did surprise me actually, but you're right the recency
Speaker 3: bias has probably helped the Lady of the Lake.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well in case, I do just wonder.
Speaker 1: A lot of people were in the comments saying, I
Speaker 1: just you know, I've never seen Lisa Carrington take a
Speaker 1: work at four.
Speaker 3: Well, I've never seen it take a ten for against
Speaker 3: Australia and Brisbane. No, I haven't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the same circle, I've never seen Richard Hadley
Speaker 1: and the kayak.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've never seen Lisa Carrington twist Dean Jones
Speaker 3: into a pretzel and then get him out l b
Speaker 3: W No.
Speaker 1: So you know it swings roundabouts. But this is why
Speaker 1: we go to popular vote, and the popular vote went
Speaker 1: in okay, favor of the lad.
Speaker 3: We'll have to accept it, I guess we'll have to
Speaker 3: accept it. Does that mean here's only one cricketer left
Speaker 3: and the Bears the only one Bears, only one surviving.
Speaker 3: He get beaten in the weekend. He was up against
Speaker 3: I think he was up against Charles Upham. Yeah he was,
Speaker 3: Yeah he was, and he got knocked out.
Speaker 1: All the cricketers are gone.
Speaker 3: All the cricketers are gone.
Speaker 1: Okay, and yeah, every single matchup, everyone says there's always
Speaker 1: a comment that says this should be the final.
Speaker 3: Well, someone someone commenting to Richie and Dan is the final?
Speaker 3: Well that was the first round. That was the first
Speaker 3: round of Dan. Smart gotta bliterate it. So yeah, I
Speaker 3: think Richie is going to go all the way today.
Speaker 3: It's Billy T vers Hills Bears I think is going
Speaker 3: to take this. Yeah, I got a feeling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people love Hillary Barry. I don't think anyone doesn't
Speaker 1: like her, except for the boomers that complain about her
Speaker 1: plunging necklines on TV.
Speaker 3: But news you know where they could that Cleve could
Speaker 3: be bigger moment.
Speaker 1: You know, they can steal you away from this. Billy
Speaker 1: T I think is going to win this one. In
Speaker 1: the Lands.
Speaker 3: You can complain about people to Cleve, but you can't
Speaker 3: go the other way and say it's great Cleeve, want
Speaker 3: to see more of it.
Speaker 1: There's rules, man, there's rules. I don't know they are either.
Speaker 1: So that's why we're going to steal clearer that one
Speaker 1: belly t versus Hills Bears. Go and have you say
Speaker 1: on Facebook, wadon and the comments. Somebody messaged us, by
Speaker 1: the way and ask us to block someone who was
Speaker 1: commenting on every matchup with like very fiery opinions and
Speaker 1: will no, that's exactly what we want to do.
Speaker 3: This is what we want. Have an argument in the comments.
Speaker 3: Fuck it, fire back. Yeah, don't come crying to the.
Speaker 1: Principal because you know you've had an argument on the blackground.
Speaker 3: What social media is bell force, people have minus arguments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get busy, get busy in the comments, So fire
Speaker 1: it up in there. All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: air break. When we come back, we'll talk some actual sport.
Speaker 1: All right, what's going on Formula one lane? Liam Lawson
Speaker 1: is apparently going to get a run. I thought he
Speaker 1: was with the Red Bull team, but there's some other team.
Speaker 3: So Williams. This has come out in the last couple
Speaker 3: of days for you Motor Games fans. So Liam Lawson
Speaker 3: he's been warming the bench for Red Bull and apparently
Speaker 3: Petes or Chick or whatever they call him in the
Speaker 3: Red Bull team, he apparently might not be around next year,
Speaker 3: but he signed another contract. Then Williams were looking for
Speaker 3: another driver and this is another team, Yes, this is Williams. There.
Speaker 3: They're a bit ship I think, becoming ninth out of
Speaker 3: the ten teams. Anyway, they need a new driver. Apparently
Speaker 3: they met with Red Bull. Red Bull said, sweet, you
Speaker 3: can have Liam Lawson on loan or will we approve
Speaker 3: it old Christian Horner and old Helmet which is a
Speaker 3: great name Helmets. The Red Bull going yeah, yeah, Helmet
Speaker 3: and Christian Horner. They said that's fine. If it approves
Speaker 3: the young driver and he gets a chance to get
Speaker 3: some experience, we're fine with it. And everyone was like,
Speaker 3: fuck yeah, Liam Lawson is going to get a seat
Speaker 3: to Williams. Then last night so they sacked their main dude,
Speaker 3: right Williams. Yeah, they sacked Logan Sergeant who was a
Speaker 3: brit and they've hired a young Argentinian dude. So they've
Speaker 3: just completely overlooked Lawson. It may look it might have
Speaker 3: been an issue around. I think they were looking for
Speaker 3: for a nine race loan. This is what I've come
Speaker 3: to understand, because the nine races will take them to
Speaker 3: the end of the year. However, Red Bull, I don't
Speaker 3: think we're nine races is nigli for them because if
Speaker 3: one of their drivers left or get injured or whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they would want him back straight away. And I think
Speaker 3: the dealer is he's nine races flat. That's it.
Speaker 1: Also, they're competing against them, so they're not going to
Speaker 1: loan you the player, and they're well, well, hang on, hang on,
Speaker 1: you can't just be beating us with the dude we
Speaker 1: loaned you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll cover themselves. So I think it was idea
Speaker 3: was if we could recall when we could, and I
Speaker 3: think for Williams it's probably they need to driver for
Speaker 3: the rest of the year. Yeah, And so they went
Speaker 3: with the young Argentinian instead. So Liam Lawson's still warm
Speaker 3: in the pine at Red Ball. Not a bad team
Speaker 3: to warm the pine on though really. Also he's like
Speaker 3: twenty one twenty three, I think now better podcast for no.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's a bit of news out there. I mean,
Speaker 3: everyone got quite excited yesterday in the day before about
Speaker 3: the possibility that you could see Liam Lawson racing, because
Speaker 3: here's the other rumor is that Red Bull are waiting
Speaker 3: until the Mexican Grand Prix where Betez is from. Oh right,
Speaker 3: and then sack them after that. That's the rumor, and
Speaker 3: that's like six races away or something. And then and
Speaker 3: the nine race deal would mean that once I've sacked them,
Speaker 3: Peters will probably go beat it and they'll bring in
Speaker 3: Lawson for the last three races. Right. That's I've been doing,
Speaker 3: like some reading, and I don't really understand it, but
Speaker 3: I do like the politics that goes on off the
Speaker 3: track on Formula One. It's it's actually more interesting than
Speaker 3: the racing.
Speaker 1: That's a wild conspiracy theory that they're waiting for the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I noticed, it's that's massively. It adds up there
Speaker 3: with the billionaires. Yeah for pedo. Yeah, that's right. But
Speaker 3: that's the rumor. And then maybe that's why Liam said, sweet,
Speaker 3: I'll stay because if you sack Chickle after his home
Speaker 3: Grand Prix, which is an asshole moves, he wins it,
Speaker 3: and then I'll get a seat for the last thing,
Speaker 3: and then I'll a seat next year. So maybe I
Speaker 3: don't know, I was.
Speaker 1: Liam Lawson, I'll be in there. Why don't you second
Speaker 1: before that?
Speaker 3: Why are you waiting for Mexico money? Yeah? I think
Speaker 3: it's money. It's it's all. I think it's all the
Speaker 3: sponsorship deals and endorsements. I don't, I don't. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: doubt that. It's the only reason why Daniel Rocado's put
Speaker 3: in Red Bull is because he's a marketing machine in America.
Speaker 3: Have to drive to survive. He is potentially the most
Speaker 3: famous Formula One driver in America. They absolutely love him,
Speaker 3: and same with Sonoda. He's a Japanese driver. He's got
Speaker 3: a big deal with Honda. Honda provide the engines for
Speaker 3: Red Bull. He's Japanese, a lot of money edge, there's
Speaker 3: all this shit going on. There's a lot of shit
Speaker 3: going on the background. And then you've got Liam Lawson
Speaker 3: and we can provide some kinner, some sweet oysters from Bluff.
Speaker 1: I think he's still got the go kart that he
Speaker 1: used to drive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and maybe we'll chuck in some lucky red socks
Speaker 3: he were unaware.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I guess some crayfish undersized power.
Speaker 3: Maybe give him you know amud aware.
Speaker 1: Well, we could just pick one up at the airport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't have much to offer. He's going to
Speaker 3: have to perform his ass off because they're not going
Speaker 3: to provide much in sponsorship.
Speaker 1: They're going to ask him to do a hanker, gonna ask.
Speaker 3: It's making me cringe just even thinking about Paul Eam
Speaker 3: Lawson stripping his race kit off on the podium and going, God,
Speaker 3: Shane Bengis like, can you fucking knock down on someone?
Speaker 3: Have to do it now? If you keep there would
Speaker 3: be a slippery slope. That would mean the cricket team
Speaker 3: would have to do it, would you know? It would
Speaker 3: be horrible.
Speaker 1: I've always thought the cricket team should do it over
Speaker 1: the fucking way hilarious.
Speaker 3: I mean we meet quite a few of them. Could
Speaker 3: you imagine Mark Chapman, Yeah, ripping a hacker, Yeah, Jacob Duffyckhunners, yeah,
Speaker 3: all round, Ben Sears, Ben Sears does put on when
Speaker 3: he bowls, anyway, that's true.
Speaker 1: I mean, James Mitchell Satner. The problem is that all
Speaker 1: the kind of guy that you usually hide at the
Speaker 1: back of the.
Speaker 3: Hocke, he's no one to put at the front. It's
Speaker 3: going to be there's no one at the front.
Speaker 1: Bears maybe would have been the last one who could
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: And there's no one at the front, like they'll be
Speaker 3: trying to hide. So they're all like about so the
Speaker 3: harker instead of facing up to the team, they'll all
Speaker 3: be like sixty meters.
Speaker 1: Away or so where do you do it? Because in rugby,
Speaker 1: in league, you're facing each other. You start on this side,
Speaker 1: they that on this side. So if we're fielding, oh no,
Speaker 1: you do it to the two opening batsmen. We're fielding,
Speaker 1: we set the field and then we do the hooker
Speaker 1: from our eleven separate.
Speaker 3: Well, they come out into a slip field, so the keeper.
Speaker 1: Goes God, and you get a ten man.
Speaker 3: Slip and everyone comes in around. So you got you
Speaker 3: have five league slips and five regulation slips. And they'll
Speaker 3: come in on the harker to the bat, to the
Speaker 3: opening batsman and.
Speaker 1: Then deliver the ball right as they finish the bowler.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, that's they have to have four and
Speaker 3: five and the bowler. Yeah, and that always the first
Speaker 3: delivery of any international. New Zealand surrounds the bat while
Speaker 3: doing the.
Speaker 1: Hacker, and so our home field advantages. We bowl every
Speaker 1: time we have to. We have to bowl because otherwise
Speaker 1: it's just two dudes in full padding doing a hooker
Speaker 1: by themselves.
Speaker 3: In the middle. Yeah, first and Martin Capitol and Deaf
Speaker 3: and Conway. You have to come out.
Speaker 1: Canella should go right, just tell them, Oh, I think
Speaker 1: there's there's something to be done there. I believe that
Speaker 1: our ice hockey team.
Speaker 3: Do a hacker skates. I think so it's dangerous. But anyway,
Speaker 3: do they slip when they do the slip throat? Do
Speaker 3: they put there the skate up and skate off and.
Speaker 1: Skate off and shave their necks or it just to
Speaker 1: shirt the other team somehow?
Speaker 3: We're talking about Formula.
Speaker 1: One started that. Let's stop talking about Formula one because
Speaker 1: the Welsh dude that was trying to make the NFL
Speaker 1: remember this, Yes, yes, yeah he didn't. Welsh starry rugby
Speaker 1: star Louis Reese Zammit reportedly cut from the Kansas City
Speaker 1: Chiefs fifty three man NFL roster. I think this has
Speaker 1: happened to a few different dudes. I think this is
Speaker 1: basically what happened to Jared Haynes, although whenever I google him,
Speaker 1: I can't find any research online.
Speaker 3: It's all been scrubbed for some reason.
Speaker 1: I think it also happened to Valentine Holmes, who went
Speaker 1: over to the NFL and tried to do it as well.
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll ever make one of the skill
Speaker 1: positions in the NFL. If you didn't grow up playing
Speaker 1: that game, you know what I mean, it would be
Speaker 1: like if what's her man's name, like Kirk Cousins say,
Speaker 1: for example, he came over and tried to play first five, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just wouldn't work. You're you're starting from so far behind.
Speaker 1: These guys have been doing nothing but this their entire lives.
Speaker 1: He went for as a wide receiver you see. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he's a winger for Whales. Yeah, and God bless
Speaker 1: him for having a crack like this is no shots fight.
Speaker 3: It is a very hard thing to do.
Speaker 1: But I just like the only ones that I know
Speaker 1: of that have made it Jordan Malata, who's like either
Speaker 1: an offensive or defensive lineman. He is about seven feet
Speaker 1: tall and three hundred kilos. And then there was an
Speaker 1: Australian gentleman whose name escapes me, but someone will be
Speaker 1: able to send it in on the old voicemail. And
Speaker 1: he was a punter in the NFL. I think he
Speaker 1: played in two Grand super Bowls. It's gonna call him
Speaker 1: a Grand Final rules player. Yeah, he was any rules
Speaker 1: player and they were like, get this guy in here,
Speaker 1: and he was just their punter. So yeah, so I
Speaker 1: don't think that you're never going to see a quarterback,
Speaker 1: wide receiver, running back.
Speaker 3: I don't think it must be real, it must be
Speaker 3: a real eye. Ope. No, Yeah, to go over there
Speaker 3: and suddenly surrounded by dudes who have been doing this
Speaker 3: since they were seven years old. Yeah, and like you're like,
Speaker 3: holy shit, these guys are fucking good and you're like, hey.
Speaker 1: Boys to be for wheels and like he like obviously
Speaker 1: he's fast enough, athletic enough to do it. But there's
Speaker 1: just things that you wouldn't know, you know, growing up
Speaker 1: playing that game.
Speaker 3: I reckon. I mean, I don't know. I've never tried
Speaker 3: to make the NFL baal. Yeah, it would be so intimidating.
Speaker 1: I was attached to the Lombardi Trophy once, so I'll
Speaker 1: never be win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 1: It was a Wednesday. So now it is time for
Speaker 1: a half baked sports idea.
Speaker 6: Half baked sports idea, and.
Speaker 1: It is entitled Pirates of the Mediterranean. My idea today is,
Speaker 1: you know how the defending America's Cup team they get
Speaker 1: to pick what the boat specifications should be. And I've
Speaker 1: always thought that as New Zealand as we should do Wakahama,
Speaker 1: because there's no where Swiss team is going to beat
Speaker 1: us at Wakahama. And if we're allowed to dictate what
Speaker 1: the team you know, but nobody has.
Speaker 3: There have to be a sailing boat race.
Speaker 1: That is a good point.
Speaker 3: There may be some rules that are set by the
Speaker 3: deed that's right, win power and well yeah sure, so
Speaker 3: it's going to have to stay a sailing wet So
Speaker 3: I thought, how do we make the racing a little
Speaker 3: bit more exciting And that's where I came up with
Speaker 3: this idea. Adam hit the music.
Speaker 1: All three of our whole vaulting women are aboard our
Speaker 1: boat and.
Speaker 3: At one part I don't eve think it's a race.
Speaker 3: By one point in the.
Speaker 1: Race, they are allowed to board the other team and
Speaker 1: stage a mutiny on their team. So as we come
Speaker 1: too close to each other around one of the boys,
Speaker 1: all three of them just come vaulting off the side
Speaker 1: and then they come over on Olivia McTaggart. We've got
Speaker 1: bloody Eliza McCartney, we've got imagineers and they're just on board,
Speaker 1: cutlasses in hand, and they're fighting with Jimmy Spithill and
Speaker 1: the Nios boys. Okay, My idea is Pirates of the Mediterranean.
Speaker 1: I like how you've run the name first. Yeah, work
Speaker 1: backwards from the name.
Speaker 3: Okay. A couple of issues. The run up for the
Speaker 3: pole volder.
Speaker 1: Well, what if when they're turning, because you know when
Speaker 1: they're turning they sometimes go flying across the boat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well how about I don't know if you've seen
Speaker 3: the sail Croatia footage of when people there's the bosin
Speaker 3: seat that they use the seat to go to the
Speaker 3: top of the mast and they hinch them up and
Speaker 3: then they have to fix stuff up to the cross
Speaker 3: and they lower that down. And what they do is
Speaker 3: they put people on it and then do a sharp
Speaker 3: turn and swing it around and people fly off it. Perfect.
Speaker 3: That's what you need. It's almost a catapult because I
Speaker 3: don't know about the poles. You need a good runway
Speaker 3: and someone to stick it and then go.
Speaker 1: Over the runway. You only need because you need speed.
Speaker 1: But these boats are already moving. So if they turn
Speaker 1: a corner real fast, and I'm picturing that, the poles
Speaker 1: are already they're like fixed to the side of the
Speaker 1: yacht on a on a hinge, So you're already holding
Speaker 1: Eliza's just adding there holding her pole and they do
Speaker 1: they whip a real hard turn and then she just
Speaker 1: goes flying.
Speaker 3: I'm going to throw another Olympian at you. The trampoline guy, oh,
Speaker 3: Donald Schmidt. Yeah, get Schmitty and we put a trampoline
Speaker 3: because some of those camarans already got trampolines. And you
Speaker 3: get Schmitty, double bounce Schmitty to do a triple flip
Speaker 3: over to the other boat.
Speaker 1: Triple pike, yeah, Dismount.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you're going at pace and you quickly
Speaker 3: turn it, double bounce, some boom stick the landing. Are
Speaker 3: you are you killing them? Or you just just meant like,
Speaker 3: what are you doing when you get on the boat.
Speaker 3: Are you like just are you messing with the electronics? Nothing?
Speaker 3: Are you not cutting the cutting the sails? You're killing them?
Speaker 3: Just an homage to parents of the caravans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're killing them, cutlasses and the whole thing. Alternatively,
Speaker 1: Tory Peters, she could be on your boat and she's
Speaker 1: just halving javelins at them.
Speaker 3: Can I suggest potentially just maybe some shooters like the
Speaker 3: Turkish shooter guy, that'd be hard to deal with on
Speaker 3: the front of your boat. Hands and pop it just
Speaker 3: popping off each one of them.
Speaker 1: Maddy Wishy, she could be throwing shot puts at them.
Speaker 1: I mean the shot put was initially a cannon ball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so why not Maddi Wishy on one side, Tom Walsh
Speaker 1: on the other, Tom Walsh on the other, Jacko Girl
Speaker 1: on the back.
Speaker 3: If you ever get stuck.
Speaker 1: Behind us and just throwing balls, I am concerned about
Speaker 1: potentially the weight ramifications of carrying Jacko and Tom Walsh
Speaker 1: around the Mediterranean with it.
Speaker 3: If you can sink nowther shit be pretty sick, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I feel like way more people would get involved if
Speaker 1: that was going on, because.
Speaker 3: Remember the amount of interest when the American boat sunk
Speaker 3: out in the Hurdacke Yes at time, and they all
Speaker 3: the teams rallied together and got them back in and
Speaker 3: they patched them up, and they had the sticking plasses
Speaker 3: of each of the team that helped fix it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see, people love stuff like that was the highlight
Speaker 1: of probably one hundred and forty four years of America's covers.
Speaker 3: When Dean Barker is was it as like battery peck
Speaker 3: or something dislodged went down and went straight through the
Speaker 3: bottom of the boat.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean so if instead of that, it was
Speaker 1: all three of our pole welters behitting the driver of
Speaker 1: the top of Luna Rossa, you know, that would that
Speaker 1: would cause a stern The ratings would go through the
Speaker 1: absolute roof.
Speaker 3: It's kind of UFC cage fighting is video gladiatorial roman
Speaker 3: just ms well, just kind of catapultar tiger onto the
Speaker 3: other boat. It'd be quite good.
Speaker 1: You hit the life of Pie button and it just
Speaker 1: shoots an orangutan and a.
Speaker 3: Tiger onto the other boat. Yeah, I don't mind that. Well,
Speaker 3: yeah's that's that's about like Ricky Bobby. You know it
Speaker 3: suddenly a panther appears in the back seat.
Speaker 1: That's right, to make them drive fast. Well, what about
Speaker 1: if you say, we're sponsored by Hewlett Packard and you
Speaker 1: could push one button and a down spout came out
Speaker 1: of the air and hit one isolated piece of the
Speaker 1: sea and managed to sink an otherwise unsingable boat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that could also happen, allegedly, I don't know, reportedly, do
Speaker 1: your own research on that.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I don't think that's even half back. I
Speaker 3: think it's I think it's still pretty raw.
Speaker 1: That's still dupe. All right, Uh, let's take one more
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll come back with your space.
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Speaker 5: I just want to congratulate g Lane for his clean
Speaker 5: and jerk.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I know he's practiced that technique many times in the
Speaker 5: shower over the years. Good on you, Bri. Thanks and
Speaker 5: Fox South Canterbury.
Speaker 3: Yeah, back on the back on the straight arrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you caller, Yeah, God bless you.
Speaker 3: Another one here, call it your space.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you get a wells the Tommy Turbo fucking money
Speaker 7: back guaranteed scheme. You do realize he's got two brothers
Speaker 7: also in the mainly worrying the Sea Eagles.
Speaker 4: Do you think the younger brother, Bennie, what you do
Speaker 4: an upgrade?
Speaker 3: And maybe they don't have.
Speaker 7: The money to keep him at the club and Tommy's
Speaker 7: just doing a big brother thing and yeah, but it's
Speaker 7: not a.
Speaker 3: Bad theory, that's a great theory. So two other brothers there,
Speaker 3: potentially salary cap issue wants to keep his brothers there.
Speaker 1: So you've got Turbo on Trabovitch, You've got Gerbo Jake
Speaker 1: for a boy itch and as of last year you've
Speaker 1: now got Burbo was being treboy bitch. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: wonder if Burbo may need an upgrade. And they would
Speaker 1: have said, look, we don't have enough money for you
Speaker 1: at the club, and Turbot would have said, well what
Speaker 1: have men Gerbo? You know, split the bill a little
Speaker 1: bit and you give Burber a little bit of a backhander.
Speaker 3: It's not it's it's not stupid to say you no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Eliza McCartney vaulting off the side of Bog into another
Speaker 1: Bu's stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's stupid, stupid. I appreciate that. Another call here, yours?
Speaker 8: Well, you remember when the Warriors used to have a
Speaker 8: stink Kevin Champion, Richard Villas, Sandy. We even fought in
Speaker 8: the cheerleaders in Townsville. That's what I want to see
Speaker 8: this weekend. Let's get in a fucking fight. Anyway, fuck
Speaker 8: the spin off.
Speaker 1: A Look, we did finish the season like this a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, and having watched it, it was
Speaker 1: actually it was actually quite the supporting with Kine Evans,
Speaker 1: Matt Lodge. I think Jesse Devanga got involved as well.
Speaker 1: Our season finished at SeaBus Superstate. I think this was
Speaker 1: two years ago, and I finished with Matt Lodge getting
Speaker 1: into a fight, pulling the fingers at the crowd.
Speaker 3: Well that's the thing. I had to be pretty easy
Speaker 3: to get out of the Warrior's skin. The Sharks, you're
Speaker 3: playing away.
Speaker 1: Oh, if you're the Sharks, you come out this week
Speaker 1: and you head higher off the first hit up and
Speaker 1: just and just look at the How are we playing
Speaker 1: this today, Matte? Are we getting away with this because
Speaker 1: we've gotten away with it all season?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's they're gonna have to be predisciplined because it's
Speaker 3: a pretty easy chair. But yeah, you're out of the
Speaker 3: top eight. You're playing away from home. Yeah, you know
Speaker 3: they know that. The Warriors are pretty proud about their
Speaker 3: home record, their home crowd anyway, Yeah they're gay. What
Speaker 3: do you guys? That's a good mad Monday, A mad
Speaker 3: Monday playing Eavy.
Speaker 1: Bore Yeah yeah, yeah, Jesus, I wish I could get
Speaker 1: like a longer rist this offseason.
Speaker 3: But enjoy it. Yeah, I reckon, it's going to be spicy.
Speaker 3: I reckon, they're gonna they're gonna niggle them hard.
Speaker 1: But what's in it for the Sharks just to beat
Speaker 1: up the Warriors. Yeah, I mean your shed on the
Speaker 1: fourteenth to him?
Speaker 4: What does it?
Speaker 3: And for the Sharks, are they in the top eight? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So fourth? Can they okay? So they're in the top four.
Speaker 3: They can keep the top four spot.
Speaker 1: I believe they beat us. They beat us, okay, So
Speaker 1: there is motivation. Yep, there's motivation to beat us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there could be a bit of niggle.
Speaker 3: For some reason.
Speaker 1: Ronaldo Molly Tulloh is one of their wingers. He's a
Speaker 1: Kiwi just arks up at the Warriors.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Last time we played them is Garners. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: It's otherwise like a really nice guy. But for some reason,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you're right, Maybe that's what it is. A
Speaker 1: lot of chairping, a lot of chepping.
Speaker 3: All right, another call here, you're yeah, you get it.
Speaker 3: They see Sea ship hosts definitely do a Sports Awards
Speaker 3: Singma Bob.
Speaker 4: Biggest hurts, biggest fails, biggest fuck ups, vegas walk offs,
Speaker 4: biggest retirements, biggest bandwagon.
Speaker 1: You know, you guys will sort it out.
Speaker 3: I believe in you and I love you. Oh thanks mate,
Speaker 3: thank you mate, thanks mate. Now I think we're going
Speaker 3: to look into that. After yesterday's potty we were like,
Speaker 3: we need to just do an alternative sports awards, something
Speaker 3: that's not so innocent, boring the people's awards. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 3: and those categories are being on. Yeah, they're good.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'd feel about presenting an awards
Speaker 1: to an athlete to their face that's called the Biggest
Speaker 1: fuck Up Award. It'll be tough. Now.
Speaker 3: I think those kind of ones we need to tag
Speaker 3: the media themselves, like the biggest commentator's curse Chris Well, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the biggest hot take that didn't actually take you know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Chris Key is a hip front runner. But there's a
Speaker 3: lot of them. There are a lot of I mean,
Speaker 3: the one from the Olympics with Hayden Wilde is up there.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's up there. That's up there with
Speaker 3: Chris Keys. Chris Key is more close to home, but
Speaker 3: that one actually cost us a gold middle. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: there's a lot of those. I think that the nasty
Speaker 3: ones we the more humorous ones are going to come
Speaker 3: from the media side of it. And there's a lot
Speaker 3: of things that happened in sport that are pretty funny.
Speaker 3: The downstairs that knocks off the bar, the upstairs that
Speaker 3: knocked off the bar, and the high jump of pole vault.
Speaker 3: It's not just weird and wonderful things that happened in
Speaker 3: sport that we need to celebrate a lot of butt checks.
Speaker 3: I reckon the butt should have its own, but reveal
Speaker 3: in a contact sport.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jerome Hughes was a late contender last week. He
Speaker 1: made a break with his ass checks deployed like they're
Speaker 1: usually on the ground and someone's pull their pants off,
Speaker 1: just poked his nose to it and it's just like
Speaker 1: deployed the plumbers crack.
Speaker 3: And the thing is, in contact sports, they're all pretty
Speaker 3: good asses. Everyone's packing some good heat, some of the
Speaker 3: great asses. So it's not like it's an everyday person.
Speaker 3: Because when you see an every day person of the
Speaker 3: ass checks out spec she when they had forty plus,
Speaker 3: they're just a very flat, saggy.
Speaker 1: You've touched on something that's really triggered me. Retraumatized me
Speaker 1: here this morning.
Speaker 3: So went to the gym. I go quite often.
Speaker 1: I was having a shower downstairs, about twelve showers, only
Speaker 1: three spots to get changed. And I've discussed this before
Speaker 1: on the podcast, and I was sitting down time my
Speaker 1: shoelacers up, fell on next to me, drops his DACKX.
Speaker 1: Now this is pre shower, mind you. So this is
Speaker 1: full swamp ass at this point, and so I'm trying
Speaker 1: to keep away from it as far as possible. He
Speaker 1: is not even with an arm's reach. I probably could
Speaker 1: have touched him with mailbowt as how close he was
Speaker 1: to my head, his ass his ass crack, Yes, is
Speaker 1: that close to my head?
Speaker 3: And then did you give him a quick book?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I was trying to avoid his ass. And then as
Speaker 1: I was doing this, I'm leaning away from him. Then
Speaker 1: another guy comes in to grab all of his stuff,
Speaker 1: which was sitting next to me, doesn't look to see
Speaker 1: what's going on, and just like shoulder by into me
Speaker 1: to where I had to turn my head. So I'm
Speaker 1: now like within sniffing this.
Speaker 3: I fucking now. It's enough to make you not want
Speaker 3: to go to the gym anymore.
Speaker 1: You know, you didn't kiss it anything, or I didn't
Speaker 1: kiss it, I didn't finger it, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you want. You don't want to
Speaker 3: be doing that at your gym either, was it? This
Speaker 3: is downstairs at work? Yeah? Yeah, you know. Share it
Speaker 3: the gym. You share it work, share it work. Yeah,
Speaker 3: very aggressive at that gym. Yes, you thought you were
Speaker 3: a vibe. You thought you were saying that that ass
Speaker 3: would have touched me. If it was, you would have
Speaker 3: got stuck in the gym. Yeah, all right, let's take
Speaker 3: one more call and we'llknock this thing on the head.
Speaker 4: Maniah, what job haven't you done? Sharing fucking al peckers,
Speaker 4: plastering fucking bike, training for Release Andrews, sucking calm game,
Speaker 4: Olympics or whatever?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Fuck what else?
Speaker 6: Don't know about?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: Just pull the curtains, rash AnyWho?
Speaker 6: Fuck RecA Ah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, correct, Correcer, Well he left boner off there.
Speaker 1: He did leave boner off the Rismer that's on there.
Speaker 1: I feel like this could be its own entire podcast.
Speaker 3: All of the jobs are.
Speaker 1: I should sit down and write them out one day,
Speaker 1: because from about sort of sixteen seventeen to about twenty seven,
Speaker 1: and actually even since then, it's been like a job
Speaker 1: every fucking til or three months. I am just to
Speaker 1: clarify it was not Alexandrews. It was a Hollyminston.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I was when I was in South Canbury
Speaker 3: last week on my holiday beautiful came across a paddic
Speaker 3: of ol peckers and I was going to call you
Speaker 3: actually because we're driving past, and the kids were like, hey,
Speaker 3: some ol peckers, And I said, do you name? And
Speaker 3: I used to share ol peckers and Maldiston goes bullshit
Speaker 3: and I was a dead He goes nah, and then
Speaker 3: he commenced the rest of it. Now you follow it dead,
Speaker 3: I mean, how do you share our packer? And I
Speaker 3: was close to calling you and asking me how to
Speaker 3: speak your phone and going Frankie, what.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need is two sets of ropes first, one static,
Speaker 1: second one you're gonna need a couple of pulleys.
Speaker 3: Yes, they were asked how do you do it? And
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm pretty sure they put them into
Speaker 3: some sort of harness or some sort of They don't
Speaker 3: flip them over like they do with sheep standing the
Speaker 3: whole time. And they're like and you could just see
Speaker 3: them look at me because they obviously accused me of
Speaker 3: spinning shit a lot, and they're like, whatever did, But
Speaker 3: I didn't. I was about to call you on the
Speaker 3: speakerphone of the car, but you would have been like
Speaker 3: you would have got off the phone and gone what
Speaker 3: was it about it?
Speaker 1: I could have sent you around to the guy who
Speaker 1: would have shown the olpacker's house, you would have been too.
Speaker 3: Far from them anyway.
Speaker 1: There shout out to Gus Pedison. If you need your
Speaker 1: olpackers Sean and the South Generby region, please reach out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like that needs to be its own. Whole
Speaker 1: podcast is all the various different job. How many yips?
Speaker 3: Is it about twenty? And you're just gonna go through
Speaker 3: each one? How long you got your How I got
Speaker 3: the job? Yeah? Who are replace? Advertising agency? Which for
Speaker 3: me I find so dangerously difficult to comprehend when you
Speaker 3: talk about it. Sometimes you talk about managing an account
Speaker 3: and an agency, I'm like, what the fuck? How the
Speaker 3: fuck did you get into that role? I don't know
Speaker 3: how That one is the oldest one I think. I
Speaker 3: think I think the people need to see your CV. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they do it. They need to see the CV. I
Speaker 3: need to print it.
Speaker 1: At that Evertiz occasion, so it was kind of run
Speaker 1: like a startup. They wanted to look like Google in
Speaker 1: the office. So there was a ping pong table one
Speaker 1: that was playing ping pong and I hit it as
Speaker 1: hard as I could come off the edge of the
Speaker 1: bat and it hit this girl in her open eye
Speaker 1: as she was like just trying to put a spreadsheet
Speaker 1: together or something like, oh fucking he. I was like,
Speaker 1: how do you explain that? It was one of the
Speaker 1: toughest things I've ever got disciplined for that same job,
Speaker 1: I got torn to pieces because I didn't go to
Speaker 1: a meditation class that they hit.
Speaker 3: So my manager came out of the meditation class.
Speaker 1: It was just like, you need to think about how
Speaker 1: you're fucking deceived around the office and blah blah bah.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think you were paying attention
Speaker 3: to meditation there. Stress.
Speaker 1: Yes, this needs to be its own podcast episode. I'm
Speaker 1: percing somewhere around the Christmas holidays when we run out
Speaker 1: of shit to talk.
Speaker 3: To talk about. Have we not already to talk about?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll go and write that down. We'll knock
Speaker 1: this thing in the here. Go and watch it on
Speaker 1: YouTube if you want to punish yourself otherwise. We'll be
Speaker 1: back tomorrow for a Thursday episode of the Gender podcast.
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