WEBVTT - "Pirates Of The Mediterranean"

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundred meters off the coast of Italy.

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<v Speaker 3>If we could the boat that's sunk. Oh, yeah, this

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<v Speaker 3>has been I've seen it in the news. I've kind

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<v Speaker 3>of followed it, kind of got it just but I

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<v Speaker 3>don't really know what's going on. It's starting to heat

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<v Speaker 3>up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>So there was the billionaire dude, he's on a yacht

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<v Speaker 1>and then it's sunk out of the blow. This happened

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<v Speaker 1>last Monday, and then all the stories are coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened was at a water spout. It's like some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of freak with a incident that happened. There were

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of Kiwis on there. I think the captain

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<v Speaker 1>was a Kiwi and.

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<v Speaker 3>The lawyer and a lawyer, thirty six year old ki

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<v Speaker 3>lawyer and her boyfriend. Yeah, we're all on this boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, anyway, it turns out the guy, the billionaire dude,

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<v Speaker 1>he was celebrating that the reason they're on the boat,

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<v Speaker 1>they're celebrating getting off a fraud charge that had been

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<v Speaker 1>battling for almost a decade, and then all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden it goes down. He almost his entire family gets

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<v Speaker 1>wiped out. Now it's come out that two days before that,

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<v Speaker 1>the other guy that was on the same charge has got.

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<v Speaker 3>Hit by a car. Let me guess while going for

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<v Speaker 3>a run. While going for a run.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, all of a sudden, we've got two dead billionaires

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<v Speaker 1>within forty eight hours and just about a week after

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<v Speaker 1>settling a eleven billion dollar lawsuit. You smell a rat?

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<v Speaker 3>What was what did they do? How did they fraud?

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<v Speaker 3>What was the fraud? Did they festival? Did they defraud

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<v Speaker 3>a dictator?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Reportedly allegedly No.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my first instant when I saw that the runner

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<v Speaker 1>got hurt by a car was Robert mcgarby's got his

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<v Speaker 1>fingerprints all over?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Robert mcgarby's, Did I think? Yeah? Was he you

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<v Speaker 3>think it is?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell was I talking to? And then so

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<v Speaker 1>that's my first thing. Sorry, what was the question of.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, obviously if you see if you're saying, if you're

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<v Speaker 3>implying they've been whacked, oh, I'm implying that only dictators

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<v Speaker 3>whacked people in this fashion. What was the fraud? Yeah, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>He sold a company to Hewlett Packard back in the day,

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<v Speaker 1>in like twenty eleven, and it was the value of it,

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<v Speaker 1>I think tanked almost immediately after he sold it. And

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<v Speaker 1>their thing was, you knew this was going to happen

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<v Speaker 1>when you sold it to us. He was like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I told you everything was gonna happen, blahlah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>So that went for about ten years and were they

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<v Speaker 3>sell it.

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<v Speaker 1>For eleven billion dollars and then so for ten years

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<v Speaker 1>he's fighting this fraud case, gets off it and is

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<v Speaker 1>dead within a week, him and his mate.

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<v Speaker 3>So how okay, So I love a good conspiracy. Is

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<v Speaker 3>you do your own research.

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<v Speaker 1>This is all allegedly, by the way, they fucking come

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<v Speaker 1>at us and Billy, Oh, you guys don't have any sources. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't. We are talking out our asses right now.

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<v Speaker 3>This is why I think it's captivated the world. And

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<v Speaker 3>obviously the kere We Skipper has been arrested by Italian

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<v Speaker 3>authorities and is under investigation from manslaughter at the stage. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's the charges. I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever a boat goes down, They're like, could the captain

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<v Speaker 1>have done more? So I guess that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's not answering questions. But the lawyer did say

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<v Speaker 1>that they only got a sign to him like yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're like, we just just give us a fucking sickond,

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<v Speaker 1>would you before you start answering questions?

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<v Speaker 3>Because the billionaire is missing?

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<v Speaker 1>The billionaires?

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<v Speaker 3>Deep is it? Did they get his body again? They

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<v Speaker 3>found his they found his daughter's body that was in

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<v Speaker 3>the boat on the bottom of the ocean. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know if they found the billionaire. I don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>have dug up six bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't imagine. If this is just how true crime

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<v Speaker 1>podcasts they find the body. So what are you saying,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you saying a water spout?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's a freak extent if a water spout

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<v Speaker 3>hits a souper yacht and those to the bottom. And

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<v Speaker 3>what are you saying that there was other souper yachts

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<v Speaker 3>in the area. Yeah, who were like there was no storm.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm not saying that, but I have heard that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, see.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you suggesting suggesting that cruise missile.

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<v Speaker 3>People out there do their own recent.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, you're have you in a boat and it

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<v Speaker 1>gets you know, all they know if you're on that

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<v Speaker 1>boat is the boats went bang and then it's sunk.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the survivors if they asked, fuck it went bang,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing flipped over, it sunk. I floated out

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<v Speaker 1>and then I got rescued, and then they'd be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well there was a water spa. Okay, could have been

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking scud missile. You know, you don't know, You

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<v Speaker 1>just don't know. It could have been anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think he was on the run on the

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<v Speaker 3>boat because land wasn't safe after his mate got hit

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<v Speaker 3>by Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that every man on God's Green Earth has

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<v Speaker 1>sat down and spent a fear portion of their life

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about their zombie survival strategy, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>them involved getting off land and onto a boat because

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<v Speaker 1>you can't be harmed.

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<v Speaker 3>There can zombies not swim? I assume not?

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<v Speaker 4>Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Which raises the question, well, what do you mean when.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you saying you're telling me that Filipedo he gets

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<v Speaker 3>bitten by a zombie? Yeah, he turns into a zombie.

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<v Speaker 3>You're telling me Filipedo can't get into the water and

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<v Speaker 3>still do one hundred meters and fifty seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have thoughts are why is it because he's

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<v Speaker 1>a bit exactly? Yes, that's right. And look, shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to the zombie community that we're not.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't want to get canceled for defaming the zombie community.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you can you identify as a zombie?

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<v Speaker 1>Look again, I want to steer clear of this whole

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to the zombie community and any listeners that

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<v Speaker 1>you know identify as that. But I just don't think that,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, they cancel. Second of all, even if

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<v Speaker 1>they could, I sort of just assume that zombies run

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<v Speaker 1>off a sense of smell and they won't be able

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<v Speaker 1>to smell you. That's why you cross bodies of water

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<v Speaker 1>when you're being tracked by dogs, at least I do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lot of fish. You're going to have to

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<v Speaker 3>come back to land at some stage. You get water

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff. We got desalination on board.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe desalination sort of situation fish anyway. Anyway, I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know, if this podcast got ten years of

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<v Speaker 1>litigation around an eleven billion dollar lawsuit. We finally get

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<v Speaker 1>off the hook and then you get hit by a

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<v Speaker 1>car while you're out jogging.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm on a boat straight away on the off land. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And the end scat and then down spout out of nowhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Who would have thought a little a thorpedo gets the

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<v Speaker 3>side of the boat as zomb and thought a zombie

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<v Speaker 3>thorpedo hits you.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it's the side of the boar and you

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<v Speaker 1>you're scuttled. Say, okay, I'm just I'm not saying anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying through your own research.

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<v Speaker 3>But also, it's a The water spout's a great yarn,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it. Yeah, it's a great yarn.

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically the Kraken came out from the dips of

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<v Speaker 1>the ocean and ripped us down to Davy Jones Logger,

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<v Speaker 1>a bitter.

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<v Speaker 3>True crime podcast would investigate whether a ship has actually

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<v Speaker 3>ever gone down in a water spout. I mean I

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<v Speaker 3>can't I can't recall, not in recent times, not in

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<v Speaker 3>modern times. Maybe back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I haven't checked a lot of the logs from

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<v Speaker 1>like sixteen oh three, A couple of Viking ships maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you would have got stuck. But again, they wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>written it down, so how would you know. They just

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<v Speaker 1>would have thought it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Valhalla coming to get them, and they would wow, work

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<v Speaker 3>it as like a ride straight to heaven. Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 3>would the records say back then?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, no one would have been alive to see it,

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<v Speaker 1>and even if they did, they would have come home.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, so yeah, it's this thing came as window

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<v Speaker 3>opened from heaven. They're very cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, we're going to drown you now because you're obviously

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<v Speaker 1>full of shit and so we're just gonna execute you

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Near to you. So yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, So I reckon the conspiracy if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>putting my tinfoil head on, but certainly ricks of something

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<v Speaker 1>going on there. Well.

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<v Speaker 3>The fact that there's a couple of Keiwis involved also

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<v Speaker 3>makes it juicy for us. The skipper is a Kiwi,

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<v Speaker 3>the lawyer on board is a Kiwi.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to kind of distance myself from those

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<v Speaker 1>people because we may know some of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Why no, but it makes it. I mean, if they weren't,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if we'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>Interested as billionaires. Yeah, it's billionaires and something about billionaires

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<v Speaker 1>in their relationship with the sea. Just a couple it

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<v Speaker 1>was it last year with that submarine went down there

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<v Speaker 1>and imploded. Oh yeah, about six of them on board. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not a good place to be if you're a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick day, quick on the quick death the implosion, Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, so do your own research into the Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 3>let's well, let's keep our finger on the on the

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<v Speaker 3>pulse of the the billionaire I reckon there's more to come. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there must be. There must be.

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<v Speaker 1>Surely Whitewash investigations will be their hand onto that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, the funk was that Jesus like someone just came back,

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<v Speaker 3>came through the roof of the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>They come for us already. It's a zombie Forore Peters

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<v Speaker 1>podcast hasn't even come out yet.

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<v Speaker 3>The billions have come after us.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that? Was that a down spout?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what there was?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, anyway, all right, that sounds like we should move

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck on the greatest New Zealander of all time

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<v Speaker 1>rages on, and it was the Gut and the boat

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa verse pedals, the Paddler verse pedals, millions, so many

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<v Speaker 1>comments on both Facebook and Instagram. So many votes being

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<v Speaker 1>cast and the parag the novels that are being written

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<v Speaker 1>in the comments section on Facebook leads me to believe

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<v Speaker 1>that there is a fierce section of you out there

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<v Speaker 1>who live and die by who wins.

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<v Speaker 3>Or loses these and so you should. This is the

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<v Speaker 3>greatest New Zealander of all time. It's gonna be the

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<v Speaker 3>biggest thing that ever happens. It's not gonna be done once.

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<v Speaker 3>It's only gonna be done once. Can you do it

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<v Speaker 3>once once in a generation anyway? Not every year at

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<v Speaker 3>the same time and put a live event on the

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<v Speaker 3>end with the same amount of same songs on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, seven once Yeah, knew number one song despite the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that it didn't come out in the last year,

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<v Speaker 1>So how could that possibly happen? But the song existed

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<v Speaker 1>last year, so if it was going to be number one,

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<v Speaker 1>it would have been number one there it's not how

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<v Speaker 1>could it be number one every year?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa verse pedals and the gut in the boat could

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<v Speaker 1>potentially be a bit of recency bias. But also you know,

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<v Speaker 1>as a star started what was the eight Gold medals,

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<v Speaker 1>so she took it out. Lisa Carrington took it out,

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<v Speaker 1>took pedals, took pedals out unfortunately in your book.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, it is Sir Dick being upset by the

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<v Speaker 3>boat Dame Lisa lead in the Lake. Yeah, well that

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<v Speaker 3>that did surprise me actually, but you're right the recency

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<v Speaker 3>bias has probably helped the Lady of the Lake.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well in case, I do just wonder.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people were in the comments saying, I

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<v Speaker 1>just you know, I've never seen Lisa Carrington take a

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<v Speaker 1>work at four.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I've never seen it take a ten for against

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<v Speaker 3>Australia and Brisbane. No, I haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, by the same circle, I've never seen Richard Hadley

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<v Speaker 1>and the kayak.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I've never seen Lisa Carrington twist Dean Jones

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<v Speaker 3>into a pretzel and then get him out l b

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<v Speaker 3>W No.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know it swings roundabouts. But this is why

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<v Speaker 1>we go to popular vote, and the popular vote went

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<v Speaker 1>in okay, favor of the lad.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll have to accept it, I guess we'll have to

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<v Speaker 3>accept it. Does that mean here's only one cricketer left

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<v Speaker 3>and the Bears the only one Bears, only one surviving.

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<v Speaker 3>He get beaten in the weekend. He was up against

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<v Speaker 3>I think he was up against Charles Upham. Yeah he was,

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah he was, and he got knocked out.

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<v Speaker 1>All the cricketers are gone.

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<v Speaker 3>All the cricketers are gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and yeah, every single matchup, everyone says there's always

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<v Speaker 1>a comment that says this should be the final.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, someone someone commenting to Richie and Dan is the final?

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<v Speaker 3>Well that was the first round. That was the first

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<v Speaker 3>round of Dan. Smart gotta bliterate it. So yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>think Richie is going to go all the way today.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Billy T vers Hills Bears I think is going

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<v Speaker 3>to take this. Yeah, I got a feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people love Hillary Barry. I don't think anyone doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>like her, except for the boomers that complain about her

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<v Speaker 1>plunging necklines on TV.

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<v Speaker 3>But news you know where they could that Cleve could

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<v Speaker 3>be bigger moment.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they can steal you away from this. Billy

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<v Speaker 1>T I think is going to win this one. In

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<v Speaker 1>the Lands.

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<v Speaker 3>You can complain about people to Cleve, but you can't

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<v Speaker 3>go the other way and say it's great Cleeve, want

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<v Speaker 3>to see more of it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's rules, man, there's rules. I don't know they are either.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why we're going to steal clearer that one

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<v Speaker 1>belly t versus Hills Bears. Go and have you say

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook, wadon and the comments. Somebody messaged us, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way and ask us to block someone who was

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<v Speaker 1>commenting on every matchup with like very fiery opinions and

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<v Speaker 1>will no, that's exactly what we want to do.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what we want. Have an argument in the comments.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck it, fire back. Yeah, don't come crying to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Principal because you know you've had an argument on the blackground.

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<v Speaker 3>What social media is bell force, people have minus arguments.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, get busy, get busy in the comments, So fire

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<v Speaker 1>it up in there. All right, let's take a quick

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<v Speaker 1>air break. When we come back, we'll talk some actual sport.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's going on Formula one lane? Liam Lawson

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<v Speaker 1>is apparently going to get a run. I thought he

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<v Speaker 1>was with the Red Bull team, but there's some other team.

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<v Speaker 3>So Williams. This has come out in the last couple

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<v Speaker 3>of days for you Motor Games fans. So Liam Lawson

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<v Speaker 3>he's been warming the bench for Red Bull and apparently

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<v Speaker 3>Petes or Chick or whatever they call him in the

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<v Speaker 3>Red Bull team, he apparently might not be around next year,

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<v Speaker 3>but he signed another contract. Then Williams were looking for

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<v Speaker 3>another driver and this is another team, Yes, this is Williams. There.

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<v Speaker 3>They're a bit ship I think, becoming ninth out of

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<v Speaker 3>the ten teams. Anyway, they need a new driver. Apparently

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<v Speaker 3>they met with Red Bull. Red Bull said, sweet, you

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<v Speaker 3>can have Liam Lawson on loan or will we approve

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<v Speaker 3>it old Christian Horner and old Helmet which is a

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<v Speaker 3>great name Helmets. The Red Bull going yeah, yeah, Helmet

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<v Speaker 3>and Christian Horner. They said that's fine. If it approves

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<v Speaker 3>the young driver and he gets a chance to get

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<v Speaker 3>some experience, we're fine with it. And everyone was like,

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<v Speaker 3>fuck yeah, Liam Lawson is going to get a seat

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<v Speaker 3>to Williams. Then last night so they sacked their main dude,

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<v Speaker 3>right Williams. Yeah, they sacked Logan Sergeant who was a

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<v Speaker 3>brit and they've hired a young Argentinian dude. So they've

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<v Speaker 3>just completely overlooked Lawson. It may look it might have

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<v Speaker 3>been an issue around. I think they were looking for

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<v Speaker 3>for a nine race loan. This is what I've come

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<v Speaker 3>to understand, because the nine races will take them to

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<v Speaker 3>the end of the year. However, Red Bull, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think we're nine races is nigli for them because if

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<v Speaker 3>one of their drivers left or get injured or whatever, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they would want him back straight away. And I think

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<v Speaker 3>the dealer is he's nine races flat. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, they're competing against them, so they're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>loan you the player, and they're well, well, hang on, hang on,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't just be beating us with the dude we

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<v Speaker 1>loaned you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll cover themselves. So I think it was idea

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<v Speaker 3>was if we could recall when we could, and I

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<v Speaker 3>think for Williams it's probably they need to driver for

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<v Speaker 3>the rest of the year. Yeah, And so they went

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<v Speaker 3>with the young Argentinian instead. So Liam Lawson's still warm

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<v Speaker 3>in the pine at Red Ball. Not a bad team

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<v Speaker 3>to warm the pine on though really. Also he's like

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<v Speaker 3>twenty one twenty three, I think now better podcast for no.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, that's a bit of news out there. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>everyone got quite excited yesterday in the day before about

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<v Speaker 3>the possibility that you could see Liam Lawson racing, because

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<v Speaker 3>here's the other rumor is that Red Bull are waiting

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<v Speaker 3>until the Mexican Grand Prix where Betez is from. Oh right,

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<v Speaker 3>and then sack them after that. That's the rumor, and

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<v Speaker 3>that's like six races away or something. And then and

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<v Speaker 3>the nine race deal would mean that once I've sacked them,

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<v Speaker 3>Peters will probably go beat it and they'll bring in

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<v Speaker 3>Lawson for the last three races. Right. That's I've been doing,

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<v Speaker 3>like some reading, and I don't really understand it, but

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<v Speaker 3>I do like the politics that goes on off the

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<v Speaker 3>track on Formula One. It's it's actually more interesting than

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<v Speaker 3>the racing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a wild conspiracy theory that they're waiting for the.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I noticed, it's that's massively. It adds up there

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<v Speaker 3>with the billionaires. Yeah for pedo. Yeah, that's right. But

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<v Speaker 3>that's the rumor. And then maybe that's why Liam said, sweet,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll stay because if you sack Chickle after his home

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<v Speaker 3>Grand Prix, which is an asshole moves, he wins it,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'll get a seat for the last thing,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'll a seat next year. So maybe I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Liam Lawson, I'll be in there. Why don't you second

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<v Speaker 1>before that?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you waiting for Mexico money? Yeah? I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's money. It's it's all. I think it's all the

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<v Speaker 3>sponsorship deals and endorsements. I don't, I don't. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>doubt that. It's the only reason why Daniel Rocado's put

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<v Speaker 3>in Red Bull is because he's a marketing machine in America.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to drive to survive. He is potentially the most

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<v Speaker 3>famous Formula One driver in America. They absolutely love him,

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<v Speaker 3>and same with Sonoda. He's a Japanese driver. He's got

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<v Speaker 3>a big deal with Honda. Honda provide the engines for

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<v Speaker 3>Red Bull. He's Japanese, a lot of money edge, there's

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<v Speaker 3>all this shit going on. There's a lot of shit

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<v Speaker 3>going on the background. And then you've got Liam Lawson

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<v Speaker 3>and we can provide some kinner, some sweet oysters from Bluff.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's still got the go kart that he

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<v Speaker 1>used to drive.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and maybe we'll chuck in some lucky red socks

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<v Speaker 3>he were unaware.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I guess some crayfish undersized power.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe give him you know amud aware.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we could just pick one up at the airport.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we don't have much to offer. He's going to

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<v Speaker 3>have to perform his ass off because they're not going

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<v Speaker 3>to provide much in sponsorship.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to ask him to do a hanker, gonna ask.

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<v Speaker 3>It's making me cringe just even thinking about Paul Eam

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<v Speaker 3>Lawson stripping his race kit off on the podium and going, God,

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<v Speaker 3>Shane Bengis like, can you fucking knock down on someone?

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<v Speaker 3>Have to do it now? If you keep there would

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<v Speaker 3>be a slippery slope. That would mean the cricket team

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<v Speaker 3>would have to do it, would you know? It would

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<v Speaker 3>be horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always thought the cricket team should do it over

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking way hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we meet quite a few of them. Could

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<v Speaker 3>you imagine Mark Chapman, Yeah, ripping a hacker, Yeah, Jacob Duffyckhunners, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>all round, Ben Sears, Ben Sears does put on when

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<v Speaker 3>he bowls, anyway, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, James Mitchell Satner. The problem is that all

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of guy that you usually hide at the

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<v Speaker 1>back of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Hocke, he's no one to put at the front. It's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be there's no one at the front.

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<v Speaker 1>Bears maybe would have been the last one who could

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<v Speaker 1>do it.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's no one at the front, like they'll be

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<v Speaker 3>trying to hide. So they're all like about so the

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<v Speaker 3>harker instead of facing up to the team, they'll all

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<v Speaker 3>be like sixty meters.

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<v Speaker 1>Away or so where do you do it? Because in rugby,

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<v Speaker 1>in league, you're facing each other. You start on this side,

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<v Speaker 1>they that on this side. So if we're fielding, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>you do it to the two opening batsmen. We're fielding,

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<v Speaker 1>we set the field and then we do the hooker

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<v Speaker 1>from our eleven separate.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they come out into a slip field, so the keeper.

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<v Speaker 1>Goes God, and you get a ten man.

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<v Speaker 3>Slip and everyone comes in around. So you got you

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<v Speaker 3>have five league slips and five regulation slips. And they'll

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<v Speaker 3>come in on the harker to the bat, to the

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<v Speaker 3>opening batsman and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then deliver the ball right as they finish the bowler.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, okay, that's they have to have four and

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<v Speaker 3>five and the bowler. Yeah, and that always the first

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<v Speaker 3>delivery of any international. New Zealand surrounds the bat while

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<v Speaker 3>doing the.

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<v Speaker 1>Hacker, and so our home field advantages. We bowl every

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<v Speaker 1>time we have to. We have to bowl because otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>it's just two dudes in full padding doing a hooker

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<v Speaker 1>by themselves.

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<v Speaker 3>In the middle. Yeah, first and Martin Capitol and Deaf

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<v Speaker 3>and Conway. You have to come out.

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<v Speaker 1>Canella should go right, just tell them, Oh, I think

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's something to be done there. I believe that

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<v Speaker 1>our ice hockey team.

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<v Speaker 3>Do a hacker skates. I think so it's dangerous. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>do they slip when they do the slip throat? Do

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<v Speaker 3>they put there the skate up and skate off and.

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<v Speaker 1>Skate off and shave their necks or it just to

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<v Speaker 1>shirt the other team somehow?

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<v Speaker 3>We're talking about Formula.

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<v Speaker 1>One started that. Let's stop talking about Formula one because

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<v Speaker 1>the Welsh dude that was trying to make the NFL

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<v Speaker 1>remember this, Yes, yes, yeah he didn't. Welsh starry rugby

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<v Speaker 1>star Louis Reese Zammit reportedly cut from the Kansas City

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<v Speaker 1>Chiefs fifty three man NFL roster. I think this has

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<v Speaker 1>happened to a few different dudes. I think this is

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<v Speaker 1>basically what happened to Jared Haynes, although whenever I google him,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't find any research online.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all been scrubbed for some reason.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it also happened to Valentine Holmes, who went

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<v Speaker 1>over to the NFL and tried to do it as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you'll ever make one of the skill

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<v Speaker 1>positions in the NFL. If you didn't grow up playing

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<v Speaker 1>that game, you know what I mean, it would be

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<v Speaker 1>like if what's her man's name, like Kirk Cousins say,

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<v Speaker 1>for example, he came over and tried to play first five, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it just wouldn't work. You're you're starting from so far behind.

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<v Speaker 1>These guys have been doing nothing but this their entire lives.

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<v Speaker 1>He went for as a wide receiver you see. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's a winger for Whales. Yeah, and God bless

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<v Speaker 1>him for having a crack like this is no shots fight.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a very hard thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just like the only ones that I know

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<v Speaker 1>of that have made it Jordan Malata, who's like either

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<v Speaker 1>an offensive or defensive lineman. He is about seven feet

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<v Speaker 1>tall and three hundred kilos. And then there was an

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<v Speaker 1>Australian gentleman whose name escapes me, but someone will be

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<v Speaker 1>able to send it in on the old voicemail. And

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<v Speaker 1>he was a punter in the NFL. I think he

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<v Speaker 1>played in two Grand super Bowls. It's gonna call him

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<v Speaker 1>a Grand Final rules player. Yeah, he was any rules

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<v Speaker 1>player and they were like, get this guy in here,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was just their punter. So yeah, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that you're never going to see a quarterback,

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<v Speaker 1>wide receiver, running back.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it must be real, it must be

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<v Speaker 3>a real eye. Ope. No, Yeah, to go over there

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<v Speaker 3>and suddenly surrounded by dudes who have been doing this

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<v Speaker 3>since they were seven years old. Yeah, and like you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>holy shit, these guys are fucking good and you're like, hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Boys to be for wheels and like he like obviously

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<v Speaker 1>he's fast enough, athletic enough to do it. But there's

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<v Speaker 1>just things that you wouldn't know, you know, growing up

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<v Speaker 1>playing that game.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon. I mean, I don't know. I've never tried

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<v Speaker 3>to make the NFL baal. Yeah, it would be so intimidating.

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<v Speaker 1>I was attached to the Lombardi Trophy once, so I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never be win the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 5>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a Wednesday. So now it is time for

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<v Speaker 1>a half baked sports idea.

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<v Speaker 6>Half baked sports idea, and.

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<v Speaker 1>It is entitled Pirates of the Mediterranean. My idea today is,

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<v Speaker 1>you know how the defending America's Cup team they get

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<v Speaker 1>to pick what the boat specifications should be. And I've

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<v Speaker 1>always thought that as New Zealand as we should do Wakahama,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's no where Swiss team is going to beat

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<v Speaker 1>us at Wakahama. And if we're allowed to dictate what

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<v Speaker 1>the team you know, but nobody has.

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<v Speaker 3>There have to be a sailing boat race.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a good point.

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<v Speaker 3>There may be some rules that are set by the

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<v Speaker 3>deed that's right, win power and well yeah sure, so

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<v Speaker 3>it's going to have to stay a sailing wet So

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, how do we make the racing a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit more exciting And that's where I came up with

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<v Speaker 3>this idea. Adam hit the music.

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<v Speaker 1>All three of our whole vaulting women are aboard our

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<v Speaker 1>boat and.

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<v Speaker 3>At one part I don't eve think it's a race.

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<v Speaker 3>By one point in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Race, they are allowed to board the other team and

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<v Speaker 1>stage a mutiny on their team. So as we come

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<v Speaker 1>too close to each other around one of the boys,

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<v Speaker 1>all three of them just come vaulting off the side

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<v Speaker 1>and then they come over on Olivia McTaggart. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>bloody Eliza McCartney, we've got imagineers and they're just on board,

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<v Speaker 1>cutlasses in hand, and they're fighting with Jimmy Spithill and

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<v Speaker 1>the Nios boys. Okay, My idea is Pirates of the Mediterranean.

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<v Speaker 1>I like how you've run the name first. Yeah, work

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<v Speaker 1>backwards from the name.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. A couple of issues. The run up for the

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<v Speaker 3>pole volder.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what if when they're turning, because you know when

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<v Speaker 1>they're turning they sometimes go flying across the boat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well how about I don't know if you've seen

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<v Speaker 3>the sail Croatia footage of when people there's the bosin

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<v Speaker 3>seat that they use the seat to go to the

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<v Speaker 3>top of the mast and they hinch them up and

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<v Speaker 3>then they have to fix stuff up to the cross

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<v Speaker 3>and they lower that down. And what they do is

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<v Speaker 3>they put people on it and then do a sharp

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<v Speaker 3>turn and swing it around and people fly off it. Perfect.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you need. It's almost a catapult because I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know about the poles. You need a good runway

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<v Speaker 3>and someone to stick it and then go.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the runway. You only need because you need speed.

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<v Speaker 1>But these boats are already moving. So if they turn

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<v Speaker 1>a corner real fast, and I'm picturing that, the poles

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<v Speaker 1>are already they're like fixed to the side of the

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<v Speaker 1>yacht on a on a hinge, So you're already holding

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<v Speaker 1>Eliza's just adding there holding her pole and they do

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<v Speaker 1>they whip a real hard turn and then she just

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<v Speaker 1>goes flying.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to throw another Olympian at you. The trampoline guy, oh,

0:25:08.720 --> 0:25:11.480
<v Speaker 3>Donald Schmidt. Yeah, get Schmitty and we put a trampoline

0:25:11.520 --> 0:25:14.639
<v Speaker 3>because some of those camarans already got trampolines. And you

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<v Speaker 3>get Schmitty, double bounce Schmitty to do a triple flip

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<v Speaker 3>over to the other boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Triple pike, yeah, Dismount.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because if you're going at pace and you quickly

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<v Speaker 3>turn it, double bounce, some boom stick the landing. Are

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<v Speaker 3>you are you killing them? Or you just just meant like,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you doing when you get on the boat.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you like just are you messing with the electronics? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you not cutting the cutting the sails? You're killing them?

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<v Speaker 3>Just an homage to parents of the caravans.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think you're killing them, cutlasses and the whole thing. Alternatively,

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<v Speaker 1>Tory Peters, she could be on your boat and she's

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<v Speaker 1>just halving javelins at them.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I suggest potentially just maybe some shooters like the

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<v Speaker 3>Turkish shooter guy, that'd be hard to deal with on

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<v Speaker 3>the front of your boat. Hands and pop it just

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<v Speaker 3>popping off each one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Maddy Wishy, she could be throwing shot puts at them.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the shot put was initially a cannon ball. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so why not Maddi Wishy on one side, Tom Walsh

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<v Speaker 1>on the other, Tom Walsh on the other, Jacko Girl

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<v Speaker 1>on the back.

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<v Speaker 3>If you ever get stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Behind us and just throwing balls, I am concerned about

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<v Speaker 1>potentially the weight ramifications of carrying Jacko and Tom Walsh

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<v Speaker 1>around the Mediterranean with it.

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<v Speaker 3>If you can sink nowther shit be pretty sick, wouldn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like way more people would get involved if

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<v Speaker 1>that was going on, because.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember the amount of interest when the American boat sunk

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<v Speaker 3>out in the Hurdacke Yes at time, and they all

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<v Speaker 3>the teams rallied together and got them back in and

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<v Speaker 3>they patched them up, and they had the sticking plasses

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<v Speaker 3>of each of the team that helped fix it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, see, people love stuff like that was the highlight

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<v Speaker 1>of probably one hundred and forty four years of America's covers.

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<v Speaker 3>When Dean Barker is was it as like battery peck

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<v Speaker 3>or something dislodged went down and went straight through the

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<v Speaker 3>bottom of the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean so if instead of that, it was

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<v Speaker 1>all three of our pole welters behitting the driver of

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<v Speaker 1>the top of Luna Rossa, you know, that would that

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<v Speaker 1>would cause a stern The ratings would go through the

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<v Speaker 1>absolute roof.

0:27:12.280 --> 0:27:19.240
<v Speaker 3>It's kind of UFC cage fighting is video gladiatorial roman

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<v Speaker 3>just ms well, just kind of catapultar tiger onto the

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<v Speaker 3>other boat. It'd be quite good.

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<v Speaker 1>You hit the life of Pie button and it just

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<v Speaker 1>shoots an orangutan and a.

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<v Speaker 3>Tiger onto the other boat. Yeah, I don't mind that. Well,

0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:37.720
<v Speaker 3>yeah's that's that's about like Ricky Bobby. You know it

0:27:38.080 --> 0:27:39.800
<v Speaker 3>suddenly a panther appears in the back seat.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, to make them drive fast. Well, what about

0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:45.159
<v Speaker 1>if you say, we're sponsored by Hewlett Packard and you

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:47.560
<v Speaker 1>could push one button and a down spout came out

0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:49.840
<v Speaker 1>of the air and hit one isolated piece of the

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:52.800
<v Speaker 1>sea and managed to sink an otherwise unsingable boat. Yeah,

0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:56.960
<v Speaker 1>that could also happen, allegedly, I don't know, reportedly, do

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<v Speaker 1>your own research on that.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, I don't think that's even half back. I

0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 3>think it's I think it's still pretty raw.

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<v Speaker 1>That's still dupe. All right, Uh, let's take one more

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<v Speaker 1>quick break. We'll come back with your space.

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<v Speaker 6>Yours please, brought to you by Leader Home of the.

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<v Speaker 1>L five of to get through today. First one goes

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<v Speaker 1>thusly your spas.

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to congratulate g Lane for his clean

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<v Speaker 5>and jerk.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>I know he's practiced that technique many times in the

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<v Speaker 5>shower over the years. Good on you, Bri. Thanks and

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<v Speaker 5>Fox South Canterbury.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, back on the back on the straight arrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you caller, Yeah, God bless you.

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<v Speaker 3>Another one here, call it your space.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, you get a wells the Tommy Turbo fucking money

0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:53.040
<v Speaker 7>back guaranteed scheme. You do realize he's got two brothers

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<v Speaker 7>also in the mainly worrying the Sea Eagles.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think the younger brother, Bennie, what you do

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<v Speaker 4>an upgrade?

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<v Speaker 3>And maybe they don't have.

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<v Speaker 7>The money to keep him at the club and Tommy's

0:29:08.520 --> 0:29:12.200
<v Speaker 7>just doing a big brother thing and yeah, but it's

0:29:12.240 --> 0:29:12.480
<v Speaker 7>not a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bad theory, that's a great theory. So two other brothers there,

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<v Speaker 3>potentially salary cap issue wants to keep his brothers there.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got Turbo on Trabovitch, You've got Gerbo Jake

0:29:25.960 --> 0:29:27.840
<v Speaker 1>for a boy itch and as of last year you've

0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:31.520
<v Speaker 1>now got Burbo was being treboy bitch. And yeah, I

0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:33.520
<v Speaker 1>wonder if Burbo may need an upgrade. And they would

0:29:33.520 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 1>have said, look, we don't have enough money for you

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:37.320
<v Speaker 1>at the club, and Turbot would have said, well what

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 1>have men Gerbo? You know, split the bill a little

0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:42.080
<v Speaker 1>bit and you give Burber a little bit of a backhander.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not it's it's not stupid to say you no, no, no, no.

0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Eliza McCartney vaulting off the side of Bog into another

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<v Speaker 1>Bu's stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's stupid, stupid. I appreciate that. Another call here, yours?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, you remember when the Warriors used to have a

0:30:00.400 --> 0:30:04.760
<v Speaker 8>stink Kevin Champion, Richard Villas, Sandy. We even fought in

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:07.840
<v Speaker 8>the cheerleaders in Townsville. That's what I want to see

0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:11.600
<v Speaker 8>this weekend. Let's get in a fucking fight. Anyway, fuck

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:12.240
<v Speaker 8>the spin off.

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<v Speaker 1>A Look, we did finish the season like this a

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:22.040
<v Speaker 1>couple of years ago, and having watched it, it was

0:30:22.080 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 1>actually it was actually quite the supporting with Kine Evans,

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Matt Lodge. I think Jesse Devanga got involved as well.

0:30:29.120 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Our season finished at SeaBus Superstate. I think this was

0:30:31.760 --> 0:30:34.880
<v Speaker 1>two years ago, and I finished with Matt Lodge getting

0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:36.680
<v Speaker 1>into a fight, pulling the fingers at the crowd.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's the thing. I had to be pretty easy

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:42.080
<v Speaker 3>to get out of the Warrior's skin. The Sharks, you're

0:30:42.120 --> 0:30:42.720
<v Speaker 3>playing away.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, if you're the Sharks, you come out this week

0:30:45.240 --> 0:30:47.400
<v Speaker 1>and you head higher off the first hit up and

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<v Speaker 1>just and just look at the How are we playing

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 1>this today, Matte? Are we getting away with this because

0:30:51.880 --> 0:30:53.400
<v Speaker 1>we've gotten away with it all season?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's they're gonna have to be predisciplined because it's

0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:58.800
<v Speaker 3>a pretty easy chair. But yeah, you're out of the

0:30:58.840 --> 0:31:01.960
<v Speaker 3>top eight. You're playing away from home. Yeah, you know

0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:05.120
<v Speaker 3>they know that. The Warriors are pretty proud about their

0:31:05.400 --> 0:31:09.600
<v Speaker 3>home record, their home crowd anyway, Yeah they're gay. What

0:31:09.680 --> 0:31:11.320
<v Speaker 3>do you guys? That's a good mad Monday, A mad

0:31:11.360 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 3>Monday playing Eavy.

0:31:12.200 --> 0:31:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Bore Yeah yeah, yeah, Jesus, I wish I could get

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:18.200
<v Speaker 1>like a longer rist this offseason.

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:24.040
<v Speaker 3>But enjoy it. Yeah, I reckon, it's going to be spicy.

0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 3>I reckon, they're gonna they're gonna niggle them hard.

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:30.520
<v Speaker 1>But what's in it for the Sharks just to beat

0:31:30.600 --> 0:31:33.480
<v Speaker 1>up the Warriors. Yeah, I mean your shed on the

0:31:33.520 --> 0:31:34.400
<v Speaker 1>fourteenth to him?

0:31:34.480 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 4>What does it?

0:31:34.960 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 3>And for the Sharks, are they in the top eight? Yeah?

0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 3>So fourth? Can they okay? So they're in the top four.

0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:41.760
<v Speaker 3>They can keep the top four spot.

0:31:41.800 --> 0:31:44.120
<v Speaker 1>I believe they beat us. They beat us, okay, So

0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:49.160
<v Speaker 1>there is motivation. Yep, there's motivation to beat us. Yeah,

0:31:49.160 --> 0:31:50.040
<v Speaker 1>there could be a bit of niggle.

0:31:50.040 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 3>For some reason.

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:52.720
<v Speaker 1>Ronaldo Molly Tulloh is one of their wingers. He's a

0:31:52.800 --> 0:31:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Kiwi just arks up at the Warriors.

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:55.240
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why.

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:57.800
<v Speaker 1>Last time we played them is Garners. I don't know why.

0:31:57.800 --> 0:31:59.880
<v Speaker 1>It's otherwise like a really nice guy. But for some reason,

0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:02.920
<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe you're right, Maybe that's what it is. A

0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:04.240
<v Speaker 1>lot of chairping, a lot of chepping.

0:32:04.840 --> 0:32:07.800
<v Speaker 3>All right, another call here, you're yeah, you get it.

0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:11.959
<v Speaker 3>They see Sea ship hosts definitely do a Sports Awards

0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 3>Singma Bob.

0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 4>Biggest hurts, biggest fails, biggest fuck ups, vegas walk offs,

0:32:18.640 --> 0:32:21.760
<v Speaker 4>biggest retirements, biggest bandwagon.

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:24.360
<v Speaker 1>You know, you guys will sort it out.

0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:27.880
<v Speaker 3>I believe in you and I love you. Oh thanks mate,

0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:30.240
<v Speaker 3>thank you mate, thanks mate. Now I think we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to look into that. After yesterday's potty we were like,

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:36.800
<v Speaker 3>we need to just do an alternative sports awards, something

0:32:36.840 --> 0:32:39.600
<v Speaker 3>that's not so innocent, boring the people's awards. Yeah, absolutely,

0:32:39.640 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 3>and those categories are being on. Yeah, they're good.

0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:45.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how I'd feel about presenting an awards

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:47.680
<v Speaker 1>to an athlete to their face that's called the Biggest

0:32:47.760 --> 0:32:49.719
<v Speaker 1>fuck Up Award. It'll be tough. Now.

0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:51.720
<v Speaker 3>I think those kind of ones we need to tag

0:32:51.800 --> 0:32:57.160
<v Speaker 3>the media themselves, like the biggest commentator's curse Chris Well, Yeah,

0:32:57.160 --> 0:33:01.600
<v Speaker 3>the biggest hot take that didn't actually take you know, Yeah,

0:33:01.640 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 3>Chris Key is a hip front runner. But there's a

0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:05.200
<v Speaker 3>lot of them. There are a lot of I mean,

0:33:05.240 --> 0:33:08.400
<v Speaker 3>the one from the Olympics with Hayden Wilde is up there.

0:33:08.680 --> 0:33:10.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's up there. That's up there with

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 3>Chris Keys. Chris Key is more close to home, but

0:33:13.960 --> 0:33:15.920
<v Speaker 3>that one actually cost us a gold middle. Yeah, so

0:33:15.960 --> 0:33:18.360
<v Speaker 3>there's a lot of those. I think that the nasty

0:33:18.440 --> 0:33:20.760
<v Speaker 3>ones we the more humorous ones are going to come

0:33:20.800 --> 0:33:23.080
<v Speaker 3>from the media side of it. And there's a lot

0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:25.160
<v Speaker 3>of things that happened in sport that are pretty funny.

0:33:25.880 --> 0:33:28.000
<v Speaker 3>The downstairs that knocks off the bar, the upstairs that

0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:31.480
<v Speaker 3>knocked off the bar, and the high jump of pole vault.

0:33:31.800 --> 0:33:34.240
<v Speaker 3>It's not just weird and wonderful things that happened in

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:36.160
<v Speaker 3>sport that we need to celebrate a lot of butt checks.

0:33:36.160 --> 0:33:39.640
<v Speaker 3>I reckon the butt should have its own, but reveal

0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:41.200
<v Speaker 3>in a contact sport.

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jerome Hughes was a late contender last week. He

0:33:44.720 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 1>made a break with his ass checks deployed like they're

0:33:48.600 --> 0:33:51.080
<v Speaker 1>usually on the ground and someone's pull their pants off,

0:33:51.120 --> 0:33:52.840
<v Speaker 1>just poked his nose to it and it's just like

0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:54.240
<v Speaker 1>deployed the plumbers crack.

0:33:54.320 --> 0:33:57.760
<v Speaker 3>And the thing is, in contact sports, they're all pretty

0:33:57.760 --> 0:34:00.560
<v Speaker 3>good asses. Everyone's packing some good heat, some of the

0:34:00.600 --> 0:34:03.240
<v Speaker 3>great asses. So it's not like it's an everyday person.

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:04.880
<v Speaker 3>Because when you see an every day person of the

0:34:05.040 --> 0:34:07.280
<v Speaker 3>ass checks out spec she when they had forty plus,

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:09.240
<v Speaker 3>they're just a very flat, saggy.

0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:13.320
<v Speaker 1>You've touched on something that's really triggered me. Retraumatized me

0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:14.479
<v Speaker 1>here this morning.

0:34:14.560 --> 0:34:15.799
<v Speaker 3>So went to the gym. I go quite often.

0:34:16.239 --> 0:34:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I was having a shower downstairs, about twelve showers, only

0:34:19.000 --> 0:34:20.919
<v Speaker 1>three spots to get changed. And I've discussed this before

0:34:20.960 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast, and I was sitting down time my

0:34:23.640 --> 0:34:26.600
<v Speaker 1>shoelacers up, fell on next to me, drops his DACKX.

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Now this is pre shower, mind you. So this is

0:34:29.480 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 1>full swamp ass at this point, and so I'm trying

0:34:32.160 --> 0:34:34.160
<v Speaker 1>to keep away from it as far as possible. He

0:34:34.400 --> 0:34:36.440
<v Speaker 1>is not even with an arm's reach. I probably could

0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:38.239
<v Speaker 1>have touched him with mailbowt as how close he was

0:34:38.400 --> 0:34:43.880
<v Speaker 1>to my head, his ass his ass crack, Yes, is

0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:44.879
<v Speaker 1>that close to my head?

0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:47.320
<v Speaker 3>And then did you give him a quick book?

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:47.560
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:34:48.120 --> 0:34:51.359
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to avoid his ass. And then as

0:34:51.719 --> 0:34:53.839
<v Speaker 1>I was doing this, I'm leaning away from him. Then

0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:55.959
<v Speaker 1>another guy comes in to grab all of his stuff,

0:34:56.000 --> 0:34:58.040
<v Speaker 1>which was sitting next to me, doesn't look to see

0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:00.480
<v Speaker 1>what's going on, and just like shoulder by into me

0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:03.200
<v Speaker 1>to where I had to turn my head. So I'm

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:04.880
<v Speaker 1>now like within sniffing this.

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.839
<v Speaker 3>I fucking now. It's enough to make you not want

0:35:07.880 --> 0:35:08.680
<v Speaker 3>to go to the gym anymore.

0:35:08.719 --> 0:35:11.759
<v Speaker 1>You know, you didn't kiss it anything, or I didn't

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:13.960
<v Speaker 1>kiss it, I didn't finger it, I didn't.

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:16.759
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you want. You don't want to

0:35:16.800 --> 0:35:18.880
<v Speaker 3>be doing that at your gym either, was it? This

0:35:19.040 --> 0:35:22.960
<v Speaker 3>is downstairs at work? Yeah? Yeah, you know. Share it

0:35:23.080 --> 0:35:24.960
<v Speaker 3>the gym. You share it work, share it work. Yeah,

0:35:25.400 --> 0:35:28.759
<v Speaker 3>very aggressive at that gym. Yes, you thought you were

0:35:29.200 --> 0:35:31.359
<v Speaker 3>a vibe. You thought you were saying that that ass

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:33.360
<v Speaker 3>would have touched me. If it was, you would have

0:35:33.360 --> 0:35:36.920
<v Speaker 3>got stuck in the gym. Yeah, all right, let's take

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:38.640
<v Speaker 3>one more call and we'llknock this thing on the head.

0:35:40.040 --> 0:35:44.720
<v Speaker 4>Maniah, what job haven't you done? Sharing fucking al peckers,

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:53.319
<v Speaker 4>plastering fucking bike, training for Release Andrews, sucking calm game,

0:35:53.719 --> 0:35:54.560
<v Speaker 4>Olympics or whatever?

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:58.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Fuck what else?

0:35:58.680 --> 0:35:59.320
<v Speaker 6>Don't know about?

0:35:59.360 --> 0:35:59.400
<v Speaker 4>You?

0:36:00.400 --> 0:36:02.960
<v Speaker 3>Just pull the curtains, rash AnyWho?

0:36:03.800 --> 0:36:05.000
<v Speaker 6>Fuck RecA Ah?

0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:07.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, correct, Correcer, Well he left boner off there.

0:36:07.840 --> 0:36:10.000
<v Speaker 1>He did leave boner off the Rismer that's on there.

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:12.720
<v Speaker 1>I feel like this could be its own entire podcast.

0:36:14.000 --> 0:36:14.799
<v Speaker 3>All of the jobs are.

0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:16.560
<v Speaker 1>I should sit down and write them out one day,

0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:22.240
<v Speaker 1>because from about sort of sixteen seventeen to about twenty seven,

0:36:23.080 --> 0:36:26.000
<v Speaker 1>and actually even since then, it's been like a job

0:36:26.080 --> 0:36:28.000
<v Speaker 1>every fucking til or three months. I am just to

0:36:28.040 --> 0:36:30.480
<v Speaker 1>clarify it was not Alexandrews. It was a Hollyminston.

0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:33.320
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, I was when I was in South Canbury

0:36:33.760 --> 0:36:37.200
<v Speaker 3>last week on my holiday beautiful came across a paddic

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:39.759
<v Speaker 3>of ol peckers and I was going to call you

0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 3>actually because we're driving past, and the kids were like, hey,

0:36:42.760 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 3>some ol peckers, And I said, do you name? And

0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:48.280
<v Speaker 3>I used to share ol peckers and Maldiston goes bullshit

0:36:48.960 --> 0:36:50.880
<v Speaker 3>and I was a dead He goes nah, and then

0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:52.919
<v Speaker 3>he commenced the rest of it. Now you follow it dead,

0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:55.040
<v Speaker 3>I mean, how do you share our packer? And I

0:36:55.120 --> 0:36:57.279
<v Speaker 3>was close to calling you and asking me how to

0:36:57.360 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 3>speak your phone and going Frankie, what.

0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:01.520
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna need is two sets of ropes first, one static,

0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 1>second one you're gonna need a couple of pulleys.

0:37:03.200 --> 0:37:04.840
<v Speaker 3>Yes, they were asked how do you do it? And

0:37:04.880 --> 0:37:06.600
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I'm pretty sure they put them into

0:37:06.640 --> 0:37:08.879
<v Speaker 3>some sort of harness or some sort of They don't

0:37:09.040 --> 0:37:11.880
<v Speaker 3>flip them over like they do with sheep standing the

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:13.600
<v Speaker 3>whole time. And they're like and you could just see

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:15.560
<v Speaker 3>them look at me because they obviously accused me of

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:18.680
<v Speaker 3>spinning shit a lot, and they're like, whatever did, But

0:37:18.880 --> 0:37:21.400
<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I was about to call you on the

0:37:21.400 --> 0:37:22.960
<v Speaker 3>speakerphone of the car, but you would have been like

0:37:23.360 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 3>you would have got off the phone and gone what

0:37:24.840 --> 0:37:25.320
<v Speaker 3>was it about it?

0:37:25.360 --> 0:37:26.839
<v Speaker 1>I could have sent you around to the guy who

0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:30.560
<v Speaker 1>would have shown the olpacker's house, you would have been too.

0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:31.440
<v Speaker 3>Far from them anyway.

0:37:31.480 --> 0:37:33.759
<v Speaker 1>There shout out to Gus Pedison. If you need your

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:37.200
<v Speaker 1>olpackers Sean and the South Generby region, please reach out. Yeah,

0:37:37.200 --> 0:37:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that needs to be its own. Whole

0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:41.799
<v Speaker 1>podcast is all the various different job. How many yips?

0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:44.120
<v Speaker 3>Is it about twenty? And you're just gonna go through

0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:45.719
<v Speaker 3>each one? How long you got your How I got

0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:49.800
<v Speaker 3>the job? Yeah? Who are replace? Advertising agency? Which for

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:55.320
<v Speaker 3>me I find so dangerously difficult to comprehend when you

0:37:55.400 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 3>talk about it. Sometimes you talk about managing an account

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:01.200
<v Speaker 3>and an agency, I'm like, what the fuck? How the

0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:04.000
<v Speaker 3>fuck did you get into that role? I don't know

0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:08.440
<v Speaker 3>how That one is the oldest one I think. I

0:38:08.800 --> 0:38:12.399
<v Speaker 3>think I think the people need to see your CV. Yeah,

0:38:12.400 --> 0:38:14.200
<v Speaker 3>they do it. They need to see the CV. I

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:14.759
<v Speaker 3>need to print it.

0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:17.160
<v Speaker 1>At that Evertiz occasion, so it was kind of run

0:38:17.280 --> 0:38:19.600
<v Speaker 1>like a startup. They wanted to look like Google in

0:38:19.640 --> 0:38:21.480
<v Speaker 1>the office. So there was a ping pong table one

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:23.520
<v Speaker 1>that was playing ping pong and I hit it as

0:38:23.560 --> 0:38:25.600
<v Speaker 1>hard as I could come off the edge of the

0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:28.600
<v Speaker 1>bat and it hit this girl in her open eye

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:30.920
<v Speaker 1>as she was like just trying to put a spreadsheet

0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:34.200
<v Speaker 1>together or something like, oh fucking he. I was like,

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:36.680
<v Speaker 1>how do you explain that? It was one of the

0:38:36.800 --> 0:38:39.200
<v Speaker 1>toughest things I've ever got disciplined for that same job,

0:38:39.480 --> 0:38:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I got torn to pieces because I didn't go to

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:44.600
<v Speaker 1>a meditation class that they hit.

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 3>So my manager came out of the meditation class.

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 1>It was just like, you need to think about how

0:38:50.040 --> 0:38:52.200
<v Speaker 1>you're fucking deceived around the office and blah blah bah.

0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:53.680
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I don't think you were paying attention

0:38:53.719 --> 0:38:56.560
<v Speaker 3>to meditation there. Stress.

0:38:57.440 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Yes, this needs to be its own podcast episode. I'm

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:03.400
<v Speaker 1>percing somewhere around the Christmas holidays when we run out

0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:04.080
<v Speaker 1>of shit to talk.

0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:08.120
<v Speaker 3>To talk about. Have we not already to talk about?

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:09.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 3>I think so.

0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:11.640
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'll go and write that down. We'll knock

0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:12.800
<v Speaker 1>this thing in the here. Go and watch it on

0:39:12.880 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 1>YouTube if you want to punish yourself otherwise. We'll be

0:39:15.120 --> 0:39:18.240
<v Speaker 1>back tomorrow for a Thursday episode of the Gender podcast.

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