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Speaker 1: The z M Podcast Network, Fleas and Haley's little bit

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Speaker 1: of Pod Treat yourself, Tomcatthay Coffee with my macas rewards.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to Shannon. But first it's actually

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Speaker 1: no one's even said anything that I've died my hair.

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Speaker 2: It's all brown.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I did notice, got it spent a whole week. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's great.

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Speaker 1: You've said nothing.

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Speaker 3: Now we're gonna have to read the photos for the station.

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Speaker 1: Because remember when we did do the photos for the station,

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Speaker 1: I had my pink here and I did say to

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Speaker 1: Ross is it okay to have my pink here because

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Speaker 1: I'm probably not going to keep it for that long?

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Speaker 1: And they said they didn't mind. Okay, And now it's

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Speaker 1: dark brown.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, she would have some photoshop a hat onto you, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: beret or a hat show.

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Speaker 1: Well you're you're you're a beanie boy, Vaughn about to

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Speaker 1: transition back into Capland. But beanie boy, you're always cat fletch,

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Speaker 1: come rain or shine yep. So I could be either

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Speaker 1: a fedora or a beret.

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Speaker 3: Maybe a fedora for summer.

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Speaker 1: I don't have would you do that?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: But speaking of here changes, Shannon, You've had a bit

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Speaker 1: of a change. You're just a little one but under pressure. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not really my choice.

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Speaker 2: So what did you go to?

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Speaker 1: The hedris of four?

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Speaker 4: I just wanted to get a cheap trim trim, so

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Speaker 4: I went to a cheap place, walking more walking, lover it. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: She's like, I was the only person in there, super empty.

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Speaker 1: I went, not a great time. So I go into

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Speaker 1: an Asian restaurant. There's no Asians.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So chickens sat down and she's like, what

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Speaker 4: are we doing? I was like, just a little clean up,

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Speaker 4: wanted to feel a bit healthier. Maybe two inches, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, yeah. And she's like, because you've got long here.

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Speaker 1: If you don't, you've never seen Shannon in the flesh

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Speaker 1: or on an online photograph. Got long blonde here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And she looks at me and she's like, we're not

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Speaker 4: doing two inches. I was like, oh, okay. She's like,

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Speaker 4: you need way more than that. Hon Oh, she didn't

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Speaker 4: call me home. She said something else and she's like

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Speaker 4: touching my hair actually, like oh, and she's like it's

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Speaker 4: very oily at the time up and very dry at

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Speaker 4: the inn.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, sounds like you need to get

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Speaker 3: some pen teine or something.

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Speaker 2: I know what people are.

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Speaker 1: Using definitely, and I didn't a long time since I've washed.

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Speaker 2: Heah, that's fine.

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Speaker 4: I had gone out the day before, so there was

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Speaker 4: still like residual like hairspray and you know, product in

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Speaker 4: my hair, and I just I just took it.

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Speaker 1: I said, yes, I need to trim. I don't wash

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Speaker 1: my hair to get a trim. I'm just like, you're

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Speaker 1: just getting a trim. It doesn't matter you style. It

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Speaker 1: just cut the didbits off and let's go exactly.

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Speaker 4: So I was sitting there and she's like we're doing

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Speaker 4: five inches.

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Speaker 2: I was like, okay, cool, yep, I don't like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And so she's like chopping my hair and she

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Speaker 4: just kept paying, like I'll get rid of that. I

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Speaker 4: was like commentating and like at the end, I said,

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Speaker 4: it looks really good, like it looks healthier like she

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Speaker 4: you know, it was it does look good for the cut,

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Speaker 4: and she's like it wasn't gonna look worse though it

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Speaker 4: was it roasted.

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Speaker 1: I've not once even here and been like Jesus, Shon's

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Speaker 1: here is rough.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And then because she said to me, she's like, oh,

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Speaker 4: when did you last die yet, And I said, oh,

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Speaker 4: it's actually natural. Still, I don't die my hair, and

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Speaker 4: she's like, feels died.

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Speaker 2: Scorched, it was bleak, and I was like, oh no,

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Speaker 2: it's you know, natural still. She having a bad day.

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Speaker 1: I feel like she was envious of your beautiful, natural

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Speaker 1: long locks, and so she wanted to hack at them

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Speaker 1: and tell you that it was rough and shitty.

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Speaker 3: I think I also answered the question why was no

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Speaker 3: one else in the head dresses and why were you

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Speaker 3: able to get an appointment so quickly?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was the only one there and it was

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Speaker 4: first thing in the morning, like I would have in

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Speaker 4: the first person.

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Speaker 2: There you go back, you know what, it was cheap.

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Speaker 3: She loves being negged.

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Speaker 2: Maybe do that piece of ship. Oh no, I'm quite.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know it feels better, it looks better.

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Speaker 2: She was right, but it hurt a little wit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah say that to people, Yeah, about it in a

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Speaker 3: better because you know sometimes you that from the start.

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Speaker 3: That makes yeah, I got one percent jealous of your

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Speaker 3: age young.

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Speaker 4: And also when she seed five inches, I think she's

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Speaker 4: been nice to the men in her past.

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Speaker 2: I think, Wow, nothing wrong was fine?

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Speaker 3: We do then we round up? Yeah, two or three yeah,

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Speaker 3: three yeah, double double double yeah double the average penis.

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Speaker 1: I was reading a study and it was not appropriate

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Speaker 1: for radio. The average penis from flaccid to ericto increases

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Speaker 1: by forty three percent.

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Speaker 2: That's the everage.

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Speaker 3: Because some some guys are growers, not showing showers, not growing.

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Speaker 1: On average, forty three percent almost doubles.

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Speaker 2: No, one hundred percent would be double. Oh yeah, fun,

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Speaker 2: it's half again.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh no, yeah no, that's not hell. Just

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Speaker 1: work early.

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Speaker 3: You're right, you went to a private school and you

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Speaker 3: don't know anything about dicks.

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Speaker 2: This is why you've got it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you went to annibal school.

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Speaker 1: Cockapedia over here.

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Speaker 2: Immediately, you won't go with Wikipedia because it actually rhymes

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Speaker 2: with wikipedia. Cockapedia Cockipediasia.

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Speaker 1: Was funny to.

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Speaker 3: Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: They don't teach it at private school. No, enough about schlongs.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was just a nice stat to add

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Speaker 1: into this stea