WEBVTT - "Hands Off Our Hawk" 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.520 Life in the Export Beer Gardens studio and brought to 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:04.240 you by Export Ultra the bar for here. 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:07.560 This is the Agenda Podcast for the last day of July. 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:12.840 The Agenda Podcast the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:15.200 brought to you by Next Sport Vulture. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:19.320 The Department of Conservation are coming for us. They are 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:26.200 well us and Radio Herdaki. And that's because of is 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:28.360 it dead dead naming it to call it the boj Hawk. 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:31.720 Well, yeah, look about ten years ago a member of 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:38.120 staff here purchased a stuffed hawk or falcon with its 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:42.559 arms a blaze, like it's just about to attack and 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:46.159 pick up a baby rabbit from the desert road or 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:48.400 about to drag off a dead possum that have been 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.160 squashed on State ho And you know we're talking about 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.559 those birds. Yeah, yeah, And it's been our mascot for 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.640 quite some time with the Bojars hawk, and then I 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:58.800 think it was something other hawk, and it's been around 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.800 with us and around the studios for a long time. 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:08.040 Someone has taken offense that we have a native stuffed 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:12.959 bird in our position, and apparently you need a license 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:17.640 to possess a native stuffed animal. 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.720 It's interesting because when we purchased it from a second 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:24.200 hand shop, Yes, they didn't have a permit. No, an 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.560 idea say that people listening to this will have taxiderm 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:29.280 in animals that they've found at random secondhand shops. 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:31.000 They will not have permits for them either. 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:31.800 Correct. 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:36.760 I've got a native little little native unger stuffed, you know, 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:37.280 next to a. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:40.959 Big trout right my house, allegedly alleged. I haven't got it. 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:41.440 No, it's light. 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:44.560 That's a license for it. So they are coming for 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:47.600 our baby. Yeah, they want to take our baby off us. 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:48.760 I don't know what they want to do with it. 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:51.600 There's a couple of suggestions. You you had a good one. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.680 Let's release it back into the wild. So we'll go 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.440 to a big cliff top and just have it off, 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:57.040 set it free. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:00.120 Yeah. That's the problem about releasing captive wild animals is 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.320 that they're often not fit for that life anymore. Nah, 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:05.000 this one, and the problem is, you know, it's been 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.560 domesticated for so long that's not going to be able 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:09.680 to readjust the while. But the other problem is we 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:11.880 still need it. We still need a hawk around. So yeah, 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:13.520 we could get rid of that one. We're just gonna 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.680 to shoot another one to bring it in back into 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:16.640 the studio. 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:20.799 Totally, or if they threatened to take our bouge. 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:23.440 Hawk, which we can we can did name it. 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:26.240 It is what it is, That's where it came from. 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:29.280 I'm going to go full mega mind. You know the 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:33.160 dude whos got his three kids up in Maracopa, Me 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:35.639 and Hawker going there. I'm going to go Bush. If 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:37.679 they come for me, I'm going Bush. I'm going to 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:39.320 rob a bank on the way, steal a couple of 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:41.720 four by fours, and we're going to go Bush. 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:44.720 Me and Hawk, just me and him and all of 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.640 the locals will know exactly where you are, but they'll 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:48.560 protect your career because they're a member of the community. 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:51.200 Well hopefully you guys will. Yeah, oh absolutely, go little 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.320 stash spots for me in Hawky. 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:55.320 And when the Department of Conservation comes around, we'll be like, 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:58.800 just leave them alone and and the Hawk are happy. Yeah, exactly, 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:03.160 full hunt for the will people. Yeah, he's a good father. Yeah, 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.680 he's looking after those kids. You don't understand the full situation. 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:07.760 He's a good care of that Hawk. It's been close 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:11.280 for many, many years. So we'll keep you abreast of 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:16.400 the developments there because it is an ongoing to and fro. Yep, 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.200 you know, there is talk that it may have to 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.639 be given up. But over my dead body, I can't 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:26.960 imagine the Department of Conservation foresaw this level of defensiveness 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:29.600 from the wider acc slash holder. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.080 Has he not better things to do? Go kill some 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:33.080 ferrets and shit? 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:35.120 That's right, Well, that's all that's going to happen if 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:36.640 we release this thing is a fear, it's going to 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.320 get it. Yeah, absolutely so. 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:42.240 Yeah, kills some ferrets and stoats and like stop them 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:44.400 meeting our fat, lazy native birds. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:47.880 Someone's been dead for a while quite a while. Yeah, 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:51.240 to be fair, I do reckon someone shot it, So 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:53.640 I think that's probably there is you you. 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:55.640 Reckon Nay, because the few of them that I've seen, 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:59.160 I've seen a couple of roadside and I've just missed time. 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:01.360 Their takeoff with a possum. Yeah, I know what you 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:04.680 can You can't stuff those in pieces you. 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:07.440 Can, because there's all this is just like a fiberglass. 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:08.640 It's just they just skinned it. 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.760 Yeah, well, I don't know anyway. The bullet hole, well 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.440 you can patch over a bullet hole. We'd tough to 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:19.360 patch over one that'd been run over anyway. Anyway, we're 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:20.840 gonna fight for it. You will fight for it. 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.280 We'll keep you updated on the saga of the Hawk 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:24.400 and what happens. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:28.000 But like I said, over my dead cold body, hashtag, 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:31.080 hands off our Hawk. Yeah, you've been in the headlines 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:31.719 as well this week. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.159 Oh yeah, I didn't even know, but a sick to me. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:36.599 There was a va sect to me chat going on. 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.440 Front page of the Herald this morning when one page 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.240 when I logged in, I think it's I think it 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:43.520 was serving things that I thought. 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:44.080 Would apply to me. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.200 Okay, and it's a photo of you, and instead of 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:50.159 the ship hat, which I know to be you getting 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.720 a vasectomy while commentating a game of cricket at the 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:54.640 same time, it looks like something else. Doesn't look like 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:57.280 that at all. It looks like someone I may be 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:58.640 receiving oral pleasure. 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:01.480 That's not what I got from it. No, is that 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:02.120 what you look like? 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:06.520 Yeah? That is not what I got from that facture 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:10.599 at all. But I don't know, So what was the story? 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:11.720 I didn't click on the headline. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.160 I know it's because obviously years ago, quite a few 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:17.120 years ago, maybe eight years ago, seven, how's my son? 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:20.000 Yeah? Seven, seven to eight years ago. 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:21.680 I got a sect to me and did a live 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:24.640 commentary at the same time as New Zealand, Australia even Parks, 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:28.280 so as my vast difference were being pulled out and quarterized, 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:33.240 I commentated that game for our world first. It just 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:36.160 so happened that the schedules aligned. I booked it in 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:37.880 and in Wells Goes. That's the same day as the 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:41.520 Ussie game show how about you commentate while getting a sectomy. 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:43.840 Key difference was I couldn't go. 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:47.640 I couldn't get the full hipronole like most guys get, 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:48.800 you know, the date rape kind of. 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:50.160 I don't really know what's going on. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.600 But right, but I had to commentate. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:54.840 Yeah, so the guys like, I won't give you that 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:56.479 because you I don't know what you're gonna say. 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.960 You, I'll give you a little bit of local. So 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.520 once he heard what you did say, did he say, well, 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:02.880 I might as well have given you the drugs. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.200 Nah. He was quite good. He was cracking the jokes. Actually, 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:09.839 Gerald Young City met highly recommenced soft hands. He was 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:12.680 started making the jokes like yep, left stump removed, I'll 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.560 just and he goes, I'll just pass the middle stump 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.960 and head to the off stump, and I'm and I 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:21.000 was like, I was like easy on and poor jo 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.000 Jury had to film the whole thing. So yeah, he's 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:26.840 never recovered anyway. Long story, I think there was a reporter. 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:30.159 I think it was Greg Bruce. I want to do 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.040 an article on the sect to me, because I think 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:35.120 he's getting one, and there's some research around. Men are 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:39.479 generally not keen on it, yeah, because there's some sort 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:43.560 of psychological block around. It's scary, well, and people think 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.760 that you're getting car strated, you know, like there's something 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.040 happening to your manhood in terms of your manhood's being 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:49.520 taken away. 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:49.760 Right. 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.039 All it is is one pipe has been removed, and 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:53.480 that's the pipe that gets you in trouble. 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:53.800 I E. 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:57.440 Pregnancy. Yeah, that's it. You're still you're still blowing. You're 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:58.839 still blowing, but please stop. 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:00.760 I just. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:04.200 Well, people think the tap goes off completely. 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:06.520 It doesn't. Yeah, right, No, I didn't think that. I 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.880 just I just don't on some block coming towards me 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:09.440 with the sword. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.160 Nah, it's not like that either. It's not even there's 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:13.240 even stitches. 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.080 Do they put do they put? Here's how I imagine it. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.360 They pick you up and they put you on a 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:19.680 fence post with your leg's play, and then they put 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:22.680 your corn purse on the fence post. And then someone 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:25.000 comes down got a heated iron thing. They pull it 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:28.360 out and they yep, that's exactly how they do it. 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:30.160 And then they let you off into the paddic and 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:31.800 you we tail wags and you run off into the 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:32.760 distance your mates. 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:33.240 Is that how it. 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:36.920 Works mainly in South Canterbury, but everywhere else it's fairly 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:38.480 painless and fairly easy. 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.160 Here's one question, and I would kind of prefer the 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:44.200 answer was the only use or no, I don't want 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.080 too many details. But could you smell it? Yeah? 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:49.560 Hell yeah, took Joe Jury. Joe Jury's in the room. 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:52.280 Can still smell it. He can still smell you. 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:52.840 Okay. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.840 That's one thing about of a sectomy, and it's well 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:58.120 worth getting if you're done with having kids, like like 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.760 I definitely was, because now there's no worries in the 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:05.200 world around that side of it. But you will never 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:08.560 ever forget the smell of burning flesh when they caught 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:10.360 her eyes, because they what they do is they go 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:12.320 and hook and they pull out the vast difference which 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:15.160 is like a little tube, and they clipped by the 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.600 side and then they cut it and then they sold 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:19.960 her both ends and then they let it go and 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:23.720 it goes back up into your into your testicles and 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:24.200 you're done. 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:27.200 Yeah, but the smell is not it's not good. And 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.640 just the way local anesthetic. Yeah, and then obviously the 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:34.240 drugs that they four went on your particular procedure. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:36.640 Yeah, I was the drugs were okay, it was just 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:39.120 a little local but that was fine. It was fine, 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.200 it was it was mildly uncomfortable, Yeah, but I highly 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:43.480 recommend it anyway. It was an article to just kind 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.400 of raise awareness and you know, try and break down 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:49.000 some some of the some of the stereotypes and the 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:51.800 stigmas surrounding you're getting your balls operated on. 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.520 Yeah, yeah, that's that's the part that would terrify man's 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:56.679 just I don't know how much it hurts to get 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:59.760 hidden there by anything. Yes, what was the recovery like 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:01.280 a sponsor drugs were off? 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:02.880 Did it feel like that for about. 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:06.439 A week you feel a mild discomfort, like like you've 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:08.600 been kicked in like about ten minutes after being kicked 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:09.000 in the balls. 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.120 Yeah, you know that, just darl ak. You're aware of it. 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:13.960 You have that darl ak for about a week and 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:15.960 then it's gone. 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:19.760 But I'm glad that he included details on how many 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:22.200 times I had to ejaculate before getting tested in the 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:25.720 New Zealand Herald, and also included the part where I said, 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.000 and my wife was only involved in two or three 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:29.560 of those, because you've got to get rid of twenty 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:33.760 before you get tested, Yeah, to see if it worked. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.360 And I remember telling my wife I was going in 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:38.319 to get tested, and she goes, aren't you supposed to 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:39.000 get rid of twenties? 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.200 And I was like, she's like, you've only done two. 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.800 I remember giving the greatest line going doctor's orders. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.280 Was a hot water bill so high this month? 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:54.040 Where's the tray? 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:54.160 Not? 0:09:55.080 --> 0:10:00.520 I thought it was my hair blocking. Oh, we'll go 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:02.600 and check that story out on the Herald or don't 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.560 or don't you've probably heard too much already. Yeah, and 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:09.240 in other news, you were you were asked or selected 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:12.760 randomly to do jury duty with Yes, I was last week. 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:15.439 I was, But you were a crooked last week. Yeah, 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:18.559 I was so crooked last week. And then also in 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:20.920 the weeks beforehand, I said I can do it. I 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:21.880 don't want to, don't worry. 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:23.920 I want to do it, to be honest, and I 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:27.760 got excused and looking back at it, I would have 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:32.480 been smack banging to the old polkinghorn eye doctor myth 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:33.520 related hanging? 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:34.920 Was it a hanging? Was it a murder at the 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.079 bottom of the stairs. There's Yeah, there's some pretty heavy 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:39.760 trials going on. Yeah, but they could have been I think, 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:43.480 because you know, the lawyers get a chance to veto 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:44.800 some of the jurors. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.360 Yeah, I reckon, you would have got vetoed so quick. 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.280 Why I don't know. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:51.920 They were just looked up and they were like I 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:52.800 was rit in the Herald this morning. 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:54.520 I saw a photo of you get a viscay and 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:57.679 the Herald while commentating a croocket game. I don't know 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.800 if this is the guy we needed our in our jury. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.240 Also, I got a what's he got an issue with? 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.480 Not an issue but as a big hand job man. 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:11.320 Yeah, Department of Conservation or after him? That's true. Actually, yeah, 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.000 a lot of red flags. I am. I've always wanted 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:15.679 to do jury judy. I got called up to do 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:18.760 it once down there in tomorrow I took the day 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:22.160 off and went in to you know, served my community 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:24.760 and I showed up and I was waiting around outside 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:27.080 and the security guard was like that didn't open the door, 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:28.880 still ten whatever. I was there for about fifteen minutes. 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:31.959 He goes, well, what are you What are you here for? 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.480 And I was like jury Judy. And he had a 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:37.520 look of surprise on his face. He's like, oh, oh, 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:39.320 I thought you were high face chat. Yeah, that's right. 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.240 And he goes, oh, what was the trial? And then 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:42.640 I gave him the number because they only give you 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:44.320 like a number or something. And then he goes, no, 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.280 that guy pleaded guilty last night. They're not going to 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:46.959 do a trial now. 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:48.959 I was like, oh fucking where was the emel. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.800 I took a whole day off work, so anyway, went 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:55.600 straight down the pokies and it was a great day off. 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:58.440 But I would I would love to do jury Judy. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.400 Well there's another issue as well, which I think is 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:03.560 where you would come unstack, and that is each day 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.480 the judge reminds the jurors not to. 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.680 Discuss this trial outside of this room. 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:10.680 That's going to be an issue for you big time 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:12.319 you en up on a Pocast'll be like. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.880 Don't go onto a podcast or commentary or broadcast of 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:15.520 any type. 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.920 And I'm like, all right, what do you think? 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.600 Right? So, bloody, run this person out, any body stay 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:28.640 at this person that there's a shooting, like you know, respectfully, 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:29.040 you're on it. 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:31.160 Do you know the numbers this will do on my podcast? 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.480 If I can retail this story, how I'm going to 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.160 get a lot of likes? A lot of likes can 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:42.320 on the Polconhorn eye doctor myth think but on getting 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:46.200 your eyes operated with a guy who's on high as 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:47.040 a kite on myth. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:51.040 In his defense, I would rather that than he was 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:54.480 drunk or stoned, okay, because the focus. 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:55.640 Would have been hyper you know what I mean? 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:56.280 I don't know. 0:12:57.400 --> 0:13:00.520 Look, I know we'll talk over half the world or myth. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:03.959 It doesn't mean well though, this hasn't either. This is 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:10.480 all the llegial yeah, but on but as it reminded 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:13.920 me of when Michael Clark's marriage fell apart or whatever 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.280 was going on. It was that video that came out 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:19.200 and he was like it was with Carl Stiff and yes, yeah, 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:22.040 so he's with the bloody Breakfast good morning hosts. Then 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.440 there's this check and she's going, oh, so you're telling 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:26.640 me you didn't cheat on me with bloody Stiffanie from 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:28.960 down the road on July the thirty first, in twenty 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:29.720 fourteen or something. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:31.040 She had all of the details. 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:35.040 Meanwhile, yeah, there was, there was a better I can 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.800 only imagine the myth would have probably calmed them down 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:38.320 at that point. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:40.679 I'm just waiting for all of the patients to come 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:43.280 forward and going, hey, I got isee it my eyes 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.959 aren't fixed, or you know what I mean. I'm waiting 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:50.160 for some around his medical career to come out as well. 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.520 Allegedly allegedly. I've got to remember he's still on trial, 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:54.360 so this he pleaded guilty to the myth stuff? 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:55.280 Yeah? 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:59.160 Reportedly, yeah, reportedly reported or allegedly did you re to 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:01.079 report that told him? Do you find them find out 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.200 with the difference of allegedly and reported if there was, 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:05.800 if you read it it's reported, what if you heard 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:06.720 it alleged? 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:08.520 What is that? Right? 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:09.920 So I don't know, don't ask me. 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.360 I'm not the fucking This is what I was trying 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:13.040 to say the other day. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.640 I don't know all I'm doing this. It's good day. 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.040 You should have stuck to you. You should have stuck 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:19.720 to you. I'm trying to cover our ass because you've 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:22.560 just said that how many other victims could there potentially 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.520 be of this guy. I'm just saying alleged reported and 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:28.280 Mike Lanes, did it not make medical misadventures? I'd like 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:30.560 to distance myself with that. Did you watch any of 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:33.560 the Olympics last night? I watched a bit of judo. 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:38.480 Bit of judo? Oh did you watch the Gold Channels? 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:43.040 It when your players and then they went to the judo. Yeah, yeah, 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:45.120 a little bit tedious. It's kind of like UFC bit, 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:47.160 just a bit ship it's like slap fighting. 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:50.920 Yeah, and it's kind of it's it's you can tell 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.760 that those guys are weapons underneath their dressing gowns. Yeah, 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:57.360 and the next move is UFC once theylene had a strike, 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.400 because all it is it's grappling. Yeah, dude, I was 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.440 just you've got to throw the other guy to the floor. Yeah, 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:04.440 that's all of it. And they got mess cauliflower is 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:05.360 I wouldn't mess with them. 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:05.680 Yeah. 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.040 I watched the Under eighty one kg and I was like, 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:12.480 that dude from allus is not under eighty one kg's 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:13.680 but he maybe at the start of the DONA. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:15.520 I don't know. Oh yeah, started the tournament, he would 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:19.160 have been desperately dehydrated and then swow back. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:20.200 Up to about one hundred killers. 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:21.200 That was about as much as I watched. 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.120 To be honest, I got really I was gutted because 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.640 I'm parenting alone at the moment, and I was gattered 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:30.680 because I'd lined up the six pm triathlon. Oh it's babysitting. 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:32.200 And I was like, and I got them all excited. 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:36.640 I said at dinner, Jarmi's tea putting what I said, 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:38.680 I'll give you, put it on the couch, Hayden Wild, 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:39.240 it's going to be on. 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:41.520 Then the alert comes through on I was. 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:45.240 Like, you're literally poos posing the river. Yeah, And they 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:46.920 was like, wasn't it on? I was like, poosing the river. 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.680 So it's been delayed twenty four hours, so it's still 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:51.440 scheduled to be going tonight. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.200 But they're still going to be poosing the river tonight. 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:53.920 Just do it. 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:55.960 And he's in there, that Aussie guy goes, I'm made. 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:59.200 I don't care what's in that river. Yea, these poos whatever, 0:15:59.200 --> 0:15:59.960 I'm going to win the goal. 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:02.760 Yeah fucking a yeah, like yeah, you'll get crooked. 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:05.760 But after Yeah, I want someone on stage gold medal, 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:08.960 the pants bombing but still stoked. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:10.840 Yeah, And I feel like, if you're going to be 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:12.200 in the hospital, you might as well have a gold 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:14.760 medal around you. Nick so Hadden while potentially got a 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:15.600 chance to do that. 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:15.920 Tonight. 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:19.280 I watched the basketball so the Spanish played the grease 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:24.040 the Greeks last night, and I just loved watching because 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:26.040 some of these European teams, they've got dudes you've never 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:29.200 heard of. There was this guy Yule last night, Spanish gentleman, 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:33.840 thirty six years old, and he was torching the Greeks 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:36.000 and he just he just looks like a plumber, you know. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:38.800 Like I'm so used to watching the NBA where everyone's 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.720 getting paid billions of dollars and they're wearing gold jewelry, 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:45.160 gold jewelry haircuts, they're look incredible, they've got the cool 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.160 shoes on, and this guy just comes out looking like 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:48.360 just a Tradeye. 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:51.080 Have you seen some of that European League footage of 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:51.640 those crowds. 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:52.560 Oh, they're insane. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.600 That's like put the NBA to massive shame. 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:57.080 There's like Fleers. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:17:01.120 Going, yeah, this is like football they're bouncing up and down's. 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:03.680 Shaky and like just brutal, I know, And that's what. 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:05.960 So then the Americans try and ship talk dudes like 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:10.359