WEBVTT - "Rugby Player Or Mob Boss?"

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<v Speaker 1>Life from the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to you,

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<v Speaker 1>as always by Export Ultra. This is the Agenda Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>for a Friday, the twenty second of November.

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<v Speaker 2>The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap trap,

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<v Speaker 2>brought to you by Export Vulture.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Friday, Mica Lane, Oh good to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you got the dogs out?

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<v Speaker 1>I have got the dogs out. I'll got the dogs out.

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<v Speaker 4>I got the dogs out because you know, the unofficial

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<v Speaker 4>rule is after labor weekend, right, you're allowed to get

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<v Speaker 4>the dogs out at work.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's always been a rule.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember I started in radio and I wore shorts

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<v Speaker 4>to work. And I remember Willie Dewett, he was part

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<v Speaker 4>of the Morning Pirates and I was just a young

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<v Speaker 4>whipper snapper. Yeah, and he came up to me and

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<v Speaker 4>he called me buss. Bus Lane comes up and goes,

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<v Speaker 4>bus fuck are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I went what?

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<v Speaker 4>And he goes, you can't wear shorts before labor weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone knows that. Okay, so tomorrow, no shorts. And I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, okay, okay, so and then and but then,

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<v Speaker 4>sure enough, sirs, after labor we end the whole office

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<v Speaker 4>dogs out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, I'm I'm a big short in the office.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't if you don't have to sit

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<v Speaker 1>in any high power man, even if you do, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never understood, like during lockdown, you'd be on a zoom meeting.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was working in a corporate environment at that time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, and the guy leading the who's one of the

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<v Speaker 1>higher ups that the company I worked for, And he

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<v Speaker 1>was in a suit and we're on a thing and

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<v Speaker 1>we're all at our own houses.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, does he have to wear the suit?

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<v Speaker 3>He's just at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think norms have changed a little bit. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I think you can't tune up in jendles, but why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Because the thing with this dude was like, is he

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<v Speaker 1>going to make any better or worse business decisions if

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<v Speaker 1>his insurance and gendles it's a vibe I think on

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<v Speaker 1>a call, but only because we've all agreed that it's

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<v Speaker 1>the vibe. We all agree jandles is the vibe.

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<v Speaker 4>But some people who do operate jendles on a regular

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<v Speaker 4>occasion are invariably lazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so they're letting us down, Yes they are.

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<v Speaker 4>So if they could just go bear feet. Because there

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<v Speaker 4>was a certain member of the team on the ground

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<v Speaker 4>floor here who shall remain nameless looks after Zidim, big guy.

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<v Speaker 4>He used to wear jandles to work regularly, but he'd

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<v Speaker 4>wear them with jeans, and he actually got someone had

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<v Speaker 4>a word to him because the CEO keeps spotting him

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<v Speaker 4>outside and coming in saying it, who is that sloppy

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<v Speaker 4>rag who thinks you can wear jandles to work with jeans?

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<v Speaker 4>And so a word was said because it just gave

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<v Speaker 4>the illusion that potentially you're a little bit a piece

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<v Speaker 4>of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>You are drawing attention to yourself. Yeah, I think, And

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<v Speaker 1>this is some advice that I've given to younger whipper

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<v Speaker 1>snappers around the place. Around again, drinking in the office, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that your work is impeccable if you're seen,

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<v Speaker 1>like if there's beers in the office on a Friday afternoon, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that everything you do that Friday is fucking

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<v Speaker 1>tip top, because the moment something goes tits up and

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<v Speaker 1>they saw you with a beer in your hand, you're done.

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<v Speaker 1>You're done. And that's the same thing with the jandles,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, isn't it. And clear the empties, Clear the empties,

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<v Speaker 1>Clear the empties is the fucking golden roll of drunken

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<v Speaker 1>piss at work. Okay, especially like don't let them pile

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<v Speaker 1>up on your desk, and when you leave, make sure

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<v Speaker 1>the office is pristine. Yeah, there's no evidence, because there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing easier than blaming the department that's got a dozen

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<v Speaker 1>empty cans of beer sitting on a table or in

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<v Speaker 1>a kitchen because you're like, fuck, you got to you

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<v Speaker 1>got to keep a tidy house. Don't rub people's nose

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<v Speaker 1>in it. Yeah, basically the thing. Now, I've been guilty

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<v Speaker 1>of that in the last not calendar year. It's actually

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<v Speaker 1>been more than a year since I last broke that rule.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, and that's why I was very disappointed to

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<v Speaker 1>myself because I preached that as well. And I left

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<v Speaker 1>the Haidaraki promotional ute in Dunedin and disarray, cans of

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<v Speaker 1>beer all through, cans of beer all through. The lights

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<v Speaker 1>had run the battery flat. It was in a basement,

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<v Speaker 1>so they in the basement, so they had to get

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of jump starting mobile jump starting unit to

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<v Speaker 1>start just a battery. I would expect them to be

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<v Speaker 1>I know it was my faults, but I would expect

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<v Speaker 1>turned them into the victim. I don't want to blame

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<v Speaker 1>the victim, but let's be honest there with one person

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<v Speaker 1>that was mainly responsible. It was a miscommunication and look,

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<v Speaker 1>not to drag the inal family name through the mud again.

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<v Speaker 1>But this was the night that Brandon did his acl right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Courtney and I smashed some sympathy beers in

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<v Speaker 1>the The ute went flat. We went to the octagon,

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<v Speaker 1>said we'll go back and tied that up. Tie that

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<v Speaker 1>up before we leave. Cut to us on a bus

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<v Speaker 1>out at the airport the next morning. Shit, did you

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<v Speaker 1>go back and clean the ute?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Fuck? And it's been q PSE email into my

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<v Speaker 1>inbox about six hours later. Yeah, and then I promptly

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<v Speaker 1>got thrown under the bus for watch. Look it was

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<v Speaker 1>my fault. Was solely my fault though, but anyway, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so the dogs are out today as the long as

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<v Speaker 1>short of all of that, well, the dogs are out

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<v Speaker 1>also because we have got an important cricket match tonight. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>the ACC eleven has a pretty chicked past, a proud

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<v Speaker 1>tradition of being fucking useless.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't eve say it's chicken, it's all one color.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay, it's actually it's red. We have a

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<v Speaker 1>proud history of underperforming and I and tonight we need

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<v Speaker 1>to keep their reputation and tech. Yes, so that's my

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<v Speaker 1>speech before. And it's an invitational acc eleven, because you

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<v Speaker 1>myself have rangled a few Hamiltonians to come and play

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<v Speaker 1>for us, and Riley McCullum being one of them. Who

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<v Speaker 1>are we playing against?

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<v Speaker 4>We're playing against a invitational Well it was going to

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<v Speaker 4>be a Chiefs invitational, right, but they keep dropping out.

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<v Speaker 4>We've only got Aidan Ross, who were I think he

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<v Speaker 4>might be in our team Aidan Ross now, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>some invitational Hamilton team we're playing. And they've got like

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<v Speaker 4>Si Fit and a few other first class creckets And

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, guys, pump the brakes here. This is you know,

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<v Speaker 4>this is this is middle aged me interior, not athletes.

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<v Speaker 1>If they're gonna have a former black cap, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>mind it being a wicket keeper. That's way less scary

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<v Speaker 1>than a bowler.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's true, This is true. But I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>you'll keep Willie. Surely you don't. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>risk injuring the fingers playing a stupid game like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It depends who else is in the team because keepers

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<v Speaker 1>probably the only specialist position. Well, it is the only

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<v Speaker 1>specialist position when you're fielding. Yeah, and that's often the

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<v Speaker 1>hardest part to fill because you know, you can't just

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<v Speaker 1>have someone who doesn't often do it. That's a recipe

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<v Speaker 1>for an achilles. So yeah, this is the same.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the same occasion in which we famously won

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<v Speaker 4>our first ever match last year up in Common Noble

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<v Speaker 4>fun Day. But it was again had a huge astress

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<v Speaker 4>on it because we had ten ringings. It was me

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<v Speaker 4>and ten Ringings, so a lot of I've got a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of accusations of there not being a true victory

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<v Speaker 4>for the acc eleven. Yeah, and we beat the Northern

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<v Speaker 4>tanifah MPC team, who were a great, great bunch of

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<v Speaker 4>dudes who play social cricket up and FUNA day and

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<v Speaker 4>we managed to choke the amount and win the game.

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<v Speaker 4>But it was hollow because really I got no wickets

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<v Speaker 4>and I got out for one so so and Joey

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<v Speaker 4>Yovich was bowling bounces at me just purely for the

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<v Speaker 4>fun of it. So yeah, again we've doubled our quota

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<v Speaker 4>this time for this because it's in the middle of

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<v Speaker 4>the November, said in clubs five day Test match.

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<v Speaker 1>We come in and just lighten the mood a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all very confusing. Yeah, I only just found out

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<v Speaker 1>this morning I was actually playing at this. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was playing in the Better Manye. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's down in christ Church. There's a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's festival cricket season. The shoulders a stuff, man,

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<v Speaker 1>the shoulders are very stuff. I'm going to be in

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<v Speaker 1>all sorts. Yeah, but anyway, can people come along and

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<v Speaker 1>watch if they Yeah, they can. It's been playing on

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<v Speaker 1>the front field at Saint Paul's Collegiate on Hookinui Road. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you'll be able to see our bright red pajamas

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<v Speaker 1>we're playing in. I'm not sure what the other team

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<v Speaker 1>are playing in, to be honest. Have they been banned

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<v Speaker 1>since the new laws come into effect? The bright red

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. Actually, it's a big gang, isn't it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The the ACC one day uniforms got a very red

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<v Speaker 1>hue to it. It's very red, and I had red

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<v Speaker 1>shoes to go with it. And then we got changed

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<v Speaker 1>afterwards and I put the shoes back on and friend

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<v Speaker 1>of the ACC logan paint comes over and goes. Jeez,

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<v Speaker 1>those red shoes put the ships up there. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good pointo.

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<v Speaker 4>Poor for friend of the a cec Logan Paint did

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<v Speaker 4>get a hiding from a couple of prospects a few

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<v Speaker 4>weeks before that, so we wouldn't move out of his

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<v Speaker 4>rental property. Oh right, Yeah, and he went for the

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<v Speaker 4>preemptive strike, so he tried to finish it early.

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<v Speaker 1>And didn't go well for him. He ended up in

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<v Speaker 1>hospital first. Didn't go well for him. God bless them

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<v Speaker 1>that crack. Absolutely. Yeah, I think he's leading the bidding

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<v Speaker 1>on our use at the moment as Welliverse it was

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<v Speaker 1>his originally. Okay, Sporting News, the Warriors schedule has been released. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>here are the highlights. Obviously Vegas. We're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>playing the Raiders, don't. I don't feel like anyone wants

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<v Speaker 1>to go to that game.

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<v Speaker 3>We kiss too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, listen, big News, if you wanted Vegas. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people have given up the ghost about going to Vegas,

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<v Speaker 1>but we have. I think we've got five seats to

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<v Speaker 1>give away on that trip over the next three months

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<v Speaker 1>to join myself, Joe Jury, and two hundred of my

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<v Speaker 1>closest friends with boys trip. So at the moment if

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<v Speaker 1>you go into Big Barrel at the moment and thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to Export Ultra going to Big Barrel and there are

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<v Speaker 1>details on how you and a mate can join us

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<v Speaker 1>in Vegas. Oh, that's only valid for a couple more

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<v Speaker 1>weeks or three or four more weeks. Then Tuna next

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<v Speaker 1>Thursday for the ACC coverage of New Zealand versus England

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<v Speaker 1>Test match, and we have another seat to give away

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<v Speaker 1>there to be Joe Jury's intern my seat, your seat,

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<v Speaker 1>it is actually your set because you've got a really

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<v Speaker 1>important wedding to go to. And then Super Liquer have

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<v Speaker 1>got two seats to give away as well, So head

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<v Speaker 1>into Super Liquer I think from about mid December and

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<v Speaker 1>all the details are in there. So last five seats

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<v Speaker 1>on the plane to Vegas as will be yours. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>check out the socials for the updates on how you

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<v Speaker 1>can enter that. Yeah, So Vegas Raiders Anzac Day match

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<v Speaker 1>this year, the Warriors heads south to christ Church and

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<v Speaker 1>they will face the Nights in the Round eight game

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<v Speaker 1>at Apollo Project Stadium on April twenty fifth. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>nice for christ Church the Anzac Day match and good

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<v Speaker 1>for the Warriors for it to not be against Melbourne again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, heightens last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Year before that, we sustained the worst loss in his history. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>up until that point, which we actually just eclipsed. This

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<v Speaker 1>week just been, Oh this year.

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<v Speaker 3>Just been anyway, magic ground.

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<v Speaker 1>We are playing the Cowboys seven thirty pm, which is

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<v Speaker 1>awesome if you can get over the magic ground. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's I want to say may second. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>is the pantsman's birthday, So we're going to strap a

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<v Speaker 1>GoPro do's forehead and just set them loose at sun

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<v Speaker 1>Corp Stadium. We need to get over there. We will

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<v Speaker 1>figure that pay. We need to leave that with us.

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<v Speaker 1>We will get ourselves and we'll get you over there

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<v Speaker 1>as well. But yeah, Cowboys, that's a winnable game for us,

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<v Speaker 1>seven thirty pm primetime slot as well. The annoying part,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a home game for us. It was last year

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<v Speaker 1>as well. So why how do they work that out?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just where it falls in the drawer. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just a team they hate the most. It seems

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<v Speaker 1>to me like they sit down, look at the calendar

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<v Speaker 1>and go how hard can we fuck the Warriors this year? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and after all of the I know I've talked about

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<v Speaker 1>this a lot, but all of the COVID thing, they'll say,

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<v Speaker 1>the rhetoric around that was like, oh my god, you

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<v Speaker 1>save the NRL. Yeah, everyone's second favorite teams the Warriors.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone loves the Warriors because of what they did. And

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<v Speaker 1>then as soon as everything opened back up against our

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<v Speaker 1>gay fuck yourself. You know, it's classic Australia. That's classic Australia. Ungrateful,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't care, and then they rob us. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have home games for years. Then they rob us of

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<v Speaker 1>our own home games by sending them over there. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, it pisses me off. That should be a

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<v Speaker 1>home game for the Knights, if anyone because Newcastle. Yeah, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>that's Magic Round and then Round sixteen, the Panthers will

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<v Speaker 1>be playing at go Media Stadium. That will be Jared

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<v Speaker 1>Jared James Fisher Harris's first game against his former team nice,

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<v Speaker 1>which is good. It is also the first Panthers game

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<v Speaker 1>in New Zealand since twenty nineteen. Can you believe that

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<v Speaker 1>since pre COVID they haven't been over here? And it's

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<v Speaker 1>because we've played them at things like Magic Round where

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<v Speaker 1>it's our home game. Again. Last year at Magic Round

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<v Speaker 1>we played the Panthers. It was our home game.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just actually noticed you might have mentioned I might

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<v Speaker 4>have not listened, but the Magic Round is against the

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<v Speaker 4>North Queens and Cowboys in Brisbane. Yeah, it's basically a

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<v Speaker 4>home game for them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's that does my head in. So then so

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<v Speaker 1>then we lose more. And you know, we were the

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<v Speaker 1>only team in r our history to sell out every

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<v Speaker 1>single home game, and how do they reward us take

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<v Speaker 1>a couple more of.

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<v Speaker 3>Our home games off us? Yeah, it makes no sense

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<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love it. We're making excuses already, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>down with it. I'm into it. I'm not saying that's

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<v Speaker 1>why we're going to lose. I'm just saying, let us

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<v Speaker 1>watch the fucking games, you know us, watch our own

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<v Speaker 1>house burn down. Yeah, well, no, we're gonna win. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna war, we're gonna win. All right, let's take a break.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll come back and talk the All Blacks. So the

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<v Speaker 1>group's back lane. He's going to be playing for the

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<v Speaker 1>All Blacks this weekend. I have had multiple people DM

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<v Speaker 1>me personally yes with differing theories or whispers as to.

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<v Speaker 3>What the group's done.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what have you heard? They all share a very

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<v Speaker 1>common thread. Is it Tokyo, It's not Tokyo, it's England,

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<v Speaker 1>and apparently the room the whispers are and again don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything, but that's what people are telling me,

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<v Speaker 1>that he just went out and had a few beers

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<v Speaker 1>with the mate over in England and potentially missed curfew.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't The vibe I got was It's not like

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<v Speaker 1>he was out just on the lash all night, but

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<v Speaker 1>he may have missed a curfew.

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<v Speaker 4>That's funny because since they haven't addressed it, and I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, and I don't think they've engaged whitewash because

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<v Speaker 4>the messages has been so confusing and they haven't clarified it.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard potentially that he it was Tokyo and he

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<v Speaker 4>left his phone or wallet behind at a restaurant, had

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<v Speaker 4>to return to go get it, didn't have his phone

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<v Speaker 4>or wallet so couldn't communicate with the taxi driver or

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<v Speaker 4>and eventually was laid back on the curfew after going

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<v Speaker 4>to retrieve.

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<v Speaker 1>His belonging right. That was another allegation that sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a whitewash story.

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<v Speaker 4>But again, but again, since No one's clarifying it. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 4>just speculated. Yeah, that's right, and it's going to be

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<v Speaker 4>something really disappointing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm trying to go back through my message to

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<v Speaker 1>find the ones from but again that's just from random dudes.

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<v Speaker 1>But so he's back. So he's back back to Mighty Williams,

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<v Speaker 1>who gets a bit of a rest, which he just

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<v Speaker 1>well and truly deserves. He the the coaches were saying,

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<v Speaker 1>he's been training the house down, he's.

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<v Speaker 3>Been doing two days, blah blah, blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon. This is what happened when they stood him

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<v Speaker 1>down for two weeks for fitness issues, and then two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks later, all of a sudden, he's fit against what

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<v Speaker 1>was he doing for two weeks? Can we do that

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<v Speaker 1>so we can get shredded for summer? Yeah? Even the

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<v Speaker 1>gree Cody Taylor, Tyre Lome's dog, Roll, Patrick twyplor to

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<v Speaker 1>Evans Sheldon one News Wallas side to the sam Kine

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<v Speaker 1>artists have a pretty powerful team for the eye ties.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting, they've switched back, switched around Satiti back on the

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<v Speaker 4>side of the scrum.

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<v Speaker 3>It's because sam Kine's back.

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<v Speaker 1>But Artie can play six canty or is he a

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<v Speaker 1>seven special?

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't Artie is a seven eight.

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<v Speaker 1>I think okay, I think you want I think you

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<v Speaker 1>still need a big, big beer, big grizzly beer on

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<v Speaker 1>the site on the blind side.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're right between those. It's about roles more than positions.

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<v Speaker 1>You could put anyone anywhere if you wanted to, but

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<v Speaker 1>Roy Guard, Body, Cale Clark, Anton, Lennard Brown, Rico. You

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<v Speaker 1>only Martella and Will Jordan. No surprises on the bench either,

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<v Speaker 1>other than maybe David Harvilli's in there. Yeah, well and TJ.

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<v Speaker 4>Pittada in there for a farewell as well because it's

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<v Speaker 4>going to be his last game, along with Sam Kaine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah of course, Yeah that's sad.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah that they're going to sign off, and I

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<v Speaker 1>got to vite my vibe punt.

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<v Speaker 4>Which I put on the headache. Is both of those

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<v Speaker 4>guys to score. I think Sam Kaine, Sam Kine and

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<v Speaker 4>pitching TJ. Pittanada both to dot down, specially if it

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<v Speaker 4>blows out. If it blows out, there's going to be

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<v Speaker 4>a gift given to one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's not a bad point.

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<v Speaker 1>I've lost a lot of money doing that exact same

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<v Speaker 1>bit with Shawn Johnson this season.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a vibe. That's a good I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 4>a good viby punt.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's right. Well, actually you reminded me. Let's jump

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<v Speaker 3>a hit a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>But we've got our own a gender bit to put

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<v Speaker 1>on this week, and I'm going to take the reins

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<v Speaker 1>for this one. I've had a look. Here comes the Undertaker.

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<v Speaker 1>I have had a look.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh song stops you?

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<v Speaker 1>It planned out and here Yeah, I had the whole

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<v Speaker 1>intro song. It doesn't matter. We just got one dog.

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<v Speaker 1>It sums up, suck you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's your.

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<v Speaker 6>You.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys spent so much time in the office saying it's

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<v Speaker 1>only the one dog. So I just followed. You went

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<v Speaker 1>the Undertaker? Okay, the Undertaker? What are you going under on?

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking hell? What has come to your life? My life?

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<v Speaker 1>Where that is so so important to you that you

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<v Speaker 1>got that dong right and it went wrong and now

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<v Speaker 1>you're just ready to give up on life.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even care about the bidding war.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you gone? I had a whole spill anyway, Fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gone under total points. The total points yesterday for

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<v Speaker 1>the All Blacks game was at about fifty something. It's

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<v Speaker 1>blown out to sixty four. Now it's minus one degrees.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be turgid. I don't think Italy scoring

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<v Speaker 1>this game. So you're basically saying, do the do the

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<v Speaker 1>All Blacks score more or less than sixty four points? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not scoring sixty five points, so I'm taking the

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<v Speaker 1>under The undertaker is here and he's taking the under

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<v Speaker 1>I like how you were asking me a question, like

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like you're the undertaker, you're taking the under Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so you're taking under sixty I'm asking you.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think they score sixty five points in this game?

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<v Speaker 1>Total points? I'm saying Italy don't score a point? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do the All Blacks score sixty five points? I think

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<v Speaker 1>the I think the Italians will score a couple. They'll

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<v Speaker 1>leave a couple because All Black's defense is not I mean, look.

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<v Speaker 4>At Japan scored three. Yes, that's I'm pecking. They're going

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<v Speaker 4>to dot down a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So so ten do they score fifty five bill

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<v Speaker 1>Blacks and minus one degrees? Look, you take the unders

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<v Speaker 1>the undertaking. I've already taken it. Yeah, Okay, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to salvage the segment because it's hard to tell

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<v Speaker 1>whether this is going to be a blowout or not

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<v Speaker 1>because Italy, yes have not been great, but it's also

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<v Speaker 1>their last game of the of the championship as well,

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<v Speaker 1>they start this season. They got name to lose, absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>name to lose.

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<v Speaker 3>So but that doesn't going to score more points.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what's hard to tell with it seems

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<v Speaker 4>like because you don't know how you're going to get it,

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<v Speaker 4>Like Argentina a couple of years ago, You're like, who the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck is going to do? Who are any of these

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<v Speaker 1>players and who are they going to Yeah, well that's

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<v Speaker 1>a great point. So I've designed anyway, smashed the unders

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<v Speaker 1>the undertakes here, I've devised a little quiz for you

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<v Speaker 1>to get to know the Italian team. Okay, because we're

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<v Speaker 1>commentating Sunday morning. You are commentating them, so it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be important for you to know the names. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I've researched them already. Oh you have no okay, good, good,

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<v Speaker 1>good good. So this quiz is Italian rugby player or

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<v Speaker 1>Italian mafia. I will read your name and you tell

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<v Speaker 1>me whether he is a mafia boss or a rugby player, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and forgive the pronunciation. Marco Riccioni ruggy player. Marco Riccioni

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<v Speaker 1>is the starting prop for the Italian rugby team Ding

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<v Speaker 1>Ding Ding. Angelo Bruno ruggy player. Angelo Bruno is a

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<v Speaker 1>Sicilian American mobster who is boss of the Philadelphia crime

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<v Speaker 1>family for two decades until his assassination. He was known

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<v Speaker 1>as the gentle Don for his preference for conciliation of

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<v Speaker 1>a violence. Then no Lamb what Dino Lamb Mobster? He

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<v Speaker 1>is the starting lot the Italian rugby Dino Dino's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Dino Lamb, Matteo Messina, DeNardo ruggy player. He died in

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<v Speaker 1>Cassidy last year after being on the run since nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety three on suspicion of dozens of murders. Jacomo Nicotea,

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<v Speaker 1>you got me on the teyo's again now, Jacomo Nicoterag,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the reserve prop. And finally Vito quarter Leon mobster. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that is Robert de Niro's character from the contact to

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<v Speaker 1>say it back that one up. All right, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>bring a homework today back for Sunday. Body, Let's take

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<v Speaker 1>another quick break and we'll come back with yours.

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<v Speaker 7>Captain as Grape here, I'm just going to point out

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<v Speaker 7>the elephant, sorry, the camel in the room. And in

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<v Speaker 7>what world if you both actually found a camel, would

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<v Speaker 7>they think you just ride it into the ground. Yes,

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<v Speaker 7>you're just gonna take it around the outskirts of the

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<v Speaker 7>ground and storm the fences with a fucking camel.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never I've never been to a sports.

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<v Speaker 7>Game where they're like, oh, yep, yep, bring your dogs,

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<v Speaker 7>bring bring your cats, bring your fucking camels as well.

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<v Speaker 7>Ediots focks out Canterbury.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, Captain, ask grap I don't think you know who

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<v Speaker 4>we are. We don't ask for permission, okay, And we

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<v Speaker 4>have people on the inside. I grew up in Hamilton.

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<v Speaker 4>I know the groundstaff very intimately. I know exactly where

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<v Speaker 4>they're based up in the kind of almost mid wicket.

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<v Speaker 4>They've got their own entrance at Double Piece of State

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<v Speaker 4>and there they've got their own house there that they

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<v Speaker 4>all mingle around in. And I will guarantee you if

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<v Speaker 4>we get hold of a camel, I will be able

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<v Speaker 4>to lead it through that gate and park it up

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<v Speaker 4>in that area like a petting zoo and let people

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<v Speaker 4>feed that camel. Okay, And I will not be asking

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<v Speaker 4>for permission. I'm not filling out a health and safety

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<v Speaker 4>form with Sedon Park in New Zealand cricket because imagine

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<v Speaker 4>that meeting we're bringing a camel in.

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<v Speaker 1>No you're not, and they won't even ask. But the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking caravan in there because it's the health and safety

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<v Speaker 1>risk because we might have a camel in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so, or I'm happy to tranquilize it. Put it

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<v Speaker 4>in one of those nets that that catch daring in

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<v Speaker 4>this our violin, put it underneath a Robbie and just

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<v Speaker 4>lower it unconscious onto the middle of the field and

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<v Speaker 4>let it wake up and run around on the field.

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<v Speaker 1>Good of the other thing is if we do show

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<v Speaker 1>up on the back of a camel, how how's redbad

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<v Speaker 1>is going to stop us?

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<v Speaker 4>They ain't going anywhere near that camera, not bringing down

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<v Speaker 4>a camel because that camel.

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<v Speaker 1>Just hiking its face and move.

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<v Speaker 4>Look I mean saying that we didn't necessarily say they

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<v Speaker 4>had to go to the game, and we could have

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<v Speaker 4>go to the tune up to a practice, a net

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<v Speaker 4>session with the camel on the side of the side

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<v Speaker 4>of the road next to the net with the camel.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Hamilton, you got to remember, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty loose, pretty loose home of the Field days. That's

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<v Speaker 1>who you know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very agricultural.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Yeah, it's no different than you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>the the AMP Show having your cattle there at the

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<v Speaker 1>AMP Show.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, So look captain ask Grebe. You obviously you think

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<v Speaker 4>very little of us in terms of what we can

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<v Speaker 4>get away with. Yeah, I'm saying that would be banned forever.

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<v Speaker 1>If we did do it, which would be worse it

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<v Speaker 1>thought first time, What did you what do you get

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<v Speaker 1>banned for?

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<v Speaker 3>We rode a camel under the.

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<v Speaker 1>To commemorate the last game of the Six Camel Saudi

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<v Speaker 1>and people will go nice.

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<v Speaker 3>So where'd you get the camera?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know we had any end New Zealand. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think we do regarding camels as well yours.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, guys, just a bit of feedback with Maniah saying

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<v Speaker 6>that the head was the sixiest part of the camel

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<v Speaker 6>might be controversial, but surely the humps are the sexiest

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<v Speaker 6>part yours please.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, lady, lovely lady humps. Yeah. Look, it's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a very interesting point you raise. It's an important point,

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<v Speaker 1>something we didn't discuss the other day. You're right. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just thinking eyelashes. Yes, I feel like they put

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<v Speaker 1>like lipstick and shit on the camels and they do

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<v Speaker 1>the beauty pageants the Yeah, you're right about.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, the reason why we call tim Saudi the

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<v Speaker 4>sexy camel is those big eyes and the big lashes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, and the kind of long limbs and that

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<v Speaker 4>that's where the sexiness comes from.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the hump.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the hump, and I'm we're gonna throw it

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<v Speaker 1>out there. This might be controver, sure, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get a white for the hump. No, it's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a big, big thing of fat that sets on the

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<v Speaker 1>back of the the camel. There's not one hundred gallons

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<v Speaker 1>of water sloshing around in there. I thought that's I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that's what the hump was. So I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing with a hump for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Caller on yours, plice, But I look different strokes for

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<v Speaker 4>different folks.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not judging. No, some some men a face men,

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<v Speaker 1>some some men are hump men when it comes to camels.

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<v Speaker 1>Some men like leags and some like the we're in

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, and the reasons we're not going to yuck

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<v Speaker 1>your yum. If that's the part that you've that you

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<v Speaker 1>find sexiest about a camel.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, i'd say that. I would say just because you

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<v Speaker 1>know the camel's humps are out doesn't give you free

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<v Speaker 1>rein to steer at them.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you have a bit of respect for that camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely, I mean look at in the eyes, not

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<v Speaker 1>the humps. That's right. And if we do show up

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<v Speaker 1>with a camel, you know better respect. Yeah, sixier. Otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't need to be objectified, certainly not in Tim

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<v Speaker 1>Southey's farewell game. You know that'll be my only caveat.

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<v Speaker 1>If we do manage to get this camera in there,

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<v Speaker 1>treat it with some respect. Another call here your sports

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you can eight.

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<v Speaker 8>What's your fellow's take on people watching?

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<v Speaker 5>You guys could check an A C C people watching

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<v Speaker 5>commentary on fuck nothing better than just getting on the

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<v Speaker 5>person just talking about other people's lives and go, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>Doris over there is just come back from Bengos. He's

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<v Speaker 5>off to see old understand and give him the old

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<v Speaker 5>chick ahead. All right, you guys could run a zico

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<v Speaker 5>as commentary on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Love Love is sign on, I give it and I

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<v Speaker 1>take it away love his humbling. I think this is

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<v Speaker 1>a great idea. I can I can picture it now,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is something that we do anyway when we're

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<v Speaker 1>on the road, if we're in an airport or in

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<v Speaker 1>a public place often let's face it, hungover, we will

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<v Speaker 1>sit there and just commentate people walking past us.

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<v Speaker 4>Most famously we did it in Amsterdam years ago when

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<v Speaker 4>we found ourselves at the window of a bar in

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<v Speaker 4>the middle of the day, and out right outside the

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<v Speaker 4>window was a one of those open air urinals. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>and we commentated for an hour and a half people

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<v Speaker 4>going into the urinal and whether they're likely urinalists or not,

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<v Speaker 4>or their technique or you know, what they're up to.

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<v Speaker 4>The only problem with that is, I don't I think

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<v Speaker 4>people watching and people commentary is something that to be

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<v Speaker 4>enjoyed just in the moment as a group. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>sure it should be a broadcasted thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, because those people can't. They won't sign a waiver Fields.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's one of those. It's one of those great one.

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<v Speaker 4>Of life's great joys as people watching and particularly at

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<v Speaker 4>events like cup Week in christ Church and stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 4>and there's that's one of my life's pleasures. But potentially not

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<v Speaker 4>something that can be broadcast to the world. And I

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<v Speaker 4>think we get accused of being bullies. Obviously at some

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<v Speaker 4>stage someone will get up there and gag.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't say that. I was, yeah, exactly, So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right. I think this is something that needs to

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<v Speaker 1>stay at home. I had one of the great probably

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<v Speaker 1>the hardest I've ever laughed. Was it a family barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>Not my family, but a close family friends of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the kids had brought like a few

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<v Speaker 1>of their mates back from Uni. Yep, and we're all

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<v Speaker 1>this is like on a farm, open fire barbecue, homekill meat,

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<v Speaker 1>whole situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone's feeding themselves. We're all sitting up on the deck.

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<v Speaker 1>We watch one of the UNI mates his first time

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<v Speaker 1>in way metti, ponytail, facial piercings, the whole thing. He's

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<v Speaker 1>walking up and down the thing, and I turned to

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<v Speaker 1>Dan sitting next to Mega twenty bucks. He doesn't eat meat,

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<v Speaker 1>and there goes I don't think he does either, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take you up on it. From So, by this stage,

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<v Speaker 1>he's walking up and down the thing, and every time

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<v Speaker 1>he gets to like where the sausages of the chops are,

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<v Speaker 1>someone starts up a conversation with him just when he

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<v Speaker 1>goes to reach towards the table.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry, yeah, hi, I'm blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're sitting up on the deck like, oh shit.

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<v Speaker 3>He came close. There.

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<v Speaker 1>By this stage, there's like five or six dudes sitting

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<v Speaker 1>up there. You're running a book, running a book on

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<v Speaker 1>this guy with a ponytail, whether he eats meat or not. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>he loads up on the cellar and he gets a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of bread, he goes.

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<v Speaker 3>To the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh now he's shaking Morgy's head.

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<v Speaker 3>Now he's over here.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh now he's talking about oh and in the

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<v Speaker 1>end he picked up a sausage. Dan for taking the bit,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, Dan.

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<v Speaker 3>Wonder that you see that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great, but that's something you never could be publicly broadcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's one of the what's like I said, is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the list great joys is when you can

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<v Speaker 1>get together as a group and just get some serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Amsterdam is potentially one of the greatest global destinations. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's the mixing of so many different people doing

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<v Speaker 1>different ship where they're on mushies, whether they're high, where

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<v Speaker 1>they're drunk, whether they're off the work.

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<v Speaker 4>Just there's so much craziness going on. There's something for everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right. We did a lot of that when

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<v Speaker 1>we're over there. Just recently. These dude's rolling and dog shits.

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<v Speaker 1>One last caller here your spits.

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, fellas all this top four chat on the horses. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>should should Olympics put on a fourth medal? And if so,

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<v Speaker 8>what color you reckon? Or metal type? Brother anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>Stainless steel?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Or aluminium lead?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's what I mean because you've got gold, silver, bronze, iron, iron?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe iron? What came first to bronze age? Then the iron?

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<v Speaker 3>Aj the bronze age first. That was right after the

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<v Speaker 3>stone age, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's a stone. Oh, yes, you get the stone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that makes that makes a lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, three is very arbitrary, isn't It's kind of it's

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<v Speaker 1>an odd number it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 1>And they always say that fourth is the worst place

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<v Speaker 1>you can come in the Olympics because you just missed

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<v Speaker 1>out on a medal.

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<v Speaker 4>And it would sort out the it's sort out the

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<v Speaker 4>boxing thing where there's always two bronze medalists.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's no point in sustaining brain damage in a Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>third fourth playoff, I'm and even things up a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit because he but I suppose the podium would be

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<v Speaker 1>before two one make the podium look a bit doing

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's a podium, sure, Yeah, I think if you

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<v Speaker 1>go four, you're probably gonna have to go to five years. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's a ratio thing you're miss with so many

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<v Speaker 1>OCD people. Yeah, podium so yeah, because.

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<v Speaker 3>Then what do you have two people on the left

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<v Speaker 3>of the winner and two people on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Right or front?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah up vertical? Yeah, they stand, yeah, like a grandstand.

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<v Speaker 4>So that win, it goes the top and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it goes down. Yeah, that's probably how it ship

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<v Speaker 1>flows down. So they'll be like, yeah, the stone, like

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<v Speaker 1>I like the stone. I don't know what you do

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<v Speaker 1>with the stone. Middle although it's called a middle although

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<v Speaker 1>not metal. Yeah, I think stone yeah. He can you

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<v Speaker 1>mold a stone? I sweep and you can.

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<v Speaker 3>You carve it, carve it. We just pick it up

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<v Speaker 3>off the river bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get you just get a stone. Everyone gets middles

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<v Speaker 1>around the neck and you just get this stone.

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<v Speaker 3>A stone that like a kid has painted.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look like there's you know, you find them. They

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<v Speaker 1>paint them and put their name on it. Put them

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<v Speaker 1>in a tree somewhere, and you're gonna go and find them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet one of those, that's what you all right? Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much for joining us today. We are off

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<v Speaker 1>down to Hamilton. Enjoy your weekend and we'll see you

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday for another episode of the Agenda Podcast.

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