Speaker 1: Life from the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to you,
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Speaker 1: for a Friday, the twenty second of November.
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Speaker 1: Happy Friday, Mica Lane, Oh good to be here.
Speaker 3: Have you got the dogs out?
Speaker 1: I have got the dogs out. I'll got the dogs out.
Speaker 4: I got the dogs out because you know, the unofficial
Speaker 4: rule is after labor weekend, right, you're allowed to get
Speaker 4: the dogs out at work.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's always been a rule.
Speaker 4: I remember I started in radio and I wore shorts
Speaker 4: to work. And I remember Willie Dewett, he was part
Speaker 4: of the Morning Pirates and I was just a young
Speaker 4: whipper snapper. Yeah, and he came up to me and
Speaker 4: he called me buss. Bus Lane comes up and goes,
Speaker 4: bus fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: I went what?
Speaker 4: And he goes, you can't wear shorts before labor weekend.
Speaker 4: Everyone knows that. Okay, so tomorrow, no shorts. And I
Speaker 4: was like, okay, okay, so and then and but then,
Speaker 4: sure enough, sirs, after labor we end the whole office
Speaker 4: dogs out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I'm I'm a big short in the office.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't if you don't have to sit
Speaker 1: in any high power man, even if you do, I've
Speaker 1: never understood, like during lockdown, you'd be on a zoom meeting.
Speaker 3: And I was working in a corporate environment at that time.
Speaker 1: Yea, and the guy leading the who's one of the
Speaker 1: higher ups that the company I worked for, And he
Speaker 1: was in a suit and we're on a thing and
Speaker 1: we're all at our own houses.
Speaker 3: I was like, does he have to wear the suit?
Speaker 3: He's just at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think norms have changed a little bit. I mean,
Speaker 4: I think you can't tune up in jendles, but why not?
Speaker 1: Because the thing with this dude was like, is he
Speaker 1: going to make any better or worse business decisions if
Speaker 1: his insurance and gendles it's a vibe I think on
Speaker 1: a call, but only because we've all agreed that it's
Speaker 1: the vibe. We all agree jandles is the vibe.
Speaker 4: But some people who do operate jendles on a regular
Speaker 4: occasion are invariably lazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're letting us down, Yes they are.
Speaker 4: So if they could just go bear feet. Because there
Speaker 4: was a certain member of the team on the ground
Speaker 4: floor here who shall remain nameless looks after Zidim, big guy.
Speaker 4: He used to wear jandles to work regularly, but he'd
Speaker 4: wear them with jeans, and he actually got someone had
Speaker 4: a word to him because the CEO keeps spotting him
Speaker 4: outside and coming in saying it, who is that sloppy
Speaker 4: rag who thinks you can wear jandles to work with jeans?
Speaker 4: And so a word was said because it just gave
Speaker 4: the illusion that potentially you're a little bit a piece
Speaker 4: of shit.
Speaker 1: You are drawing attention to yourself. Yeah, I think, And
Speaker 1: this is some advice that I've given to younger whipper
Speaker 1: snappers around the place. Around again, drinking in the office, Yeah,
Speaker 1: make sure that your work is impeccable if you're seen,
Speaker 1: like if there's beers in the office on a Friday afternoon, Yeah,
Speaker 1: make sure that everything you do that Friday is fucking
Speaker 1: tip top, because the moment something goes tits up and
Speaker 1: they saw you with a beer in your hand, you're done.
Speaker 1: You're done. And that's the same thing with the jandles,
Speaker 1: I guess, isn't it. And clear the empties, Clear the empties,
Speaker 1: Clear the empties is the fucking golden roll of drunken
Speaker 1: piss at work. Okay, especially like don't let them pile
Speaker 1: up on your desk, and when you leave, make sure
Speaker 1: the office is pristine. Yeah, there's no evidence, because there's
Speaker 1: nothing easier than blaming the department that's got a dozen
Speaker 1: empty cans of beer sitting on a table or in
Speaker 1: a kitchen because you're like, fuck, you got to you
Speaker 1: got to keep a tidy house. Don't rub people's nose
Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, basically the thing. Now, I've been guilty
Speaker 1: of that in the last not calendar year. It's actually
Speaker 1: been more than a year since I last broke that rule.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and that's why I was very disappointed to
Speaker 1: myself because I preached that as well. And I left
Speaker 1: the Haidaraki promotional ute in Dunedin and disarray, cans of
Speaker 1: beer all through, cans of beer all through. The lights
Speaker 1: had run the battery flat. It was in a basement,
Speaker 1: so they in the basement, so they had to get
Speaker 1: some sort of jump starting mobile jump starting unit to
Speaker 1: start just a battery. I would expect them to be
Speaker 1: I know it was my faults, but I would expect
Speaker 1: turned them into the victim. I don't want to blame
Speaker 1: the victim, but let's be honest there with one person
Speaker 1: that was mainly responsible. It was a miscommunication and look,
Speaker 1: not to drag the inal family name through the mud again.
Speaker 1: But this was the night that Brandon did his acl right, Okay,
Speaker 1: and then Courtney and I smashed some sympathy beers in
Speaker 1: the The ute went flat. We went to the octagon,
Speaker 1: said we'll go back and tied that up. Tie that
Speaker 1: up before we leave. Cut to us on a bus
Speaker 1: out at the airport the next morning. Shit, did you
Speaker 1: go back and clean the ute?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 1: Oh? Fuck? And it's been q PSE email into my
Speaker 1: inbox about six hours later. Yeah, and then I promptly
Speaker 1: got thrown under the bus for watch. Look it was
Speaker 1: my fault. Was solely my fault though, but anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the dogs are out today as the long as
Speaker 1: short of all of that, well, the dogs are out
Speaker 1: also because we have got an important cricket match tonight. Obviously,
Speaker 1: the ACC eleven has a pretty chicked past, a proud
Speaker 1: tradition of being fucking useless.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't eve say it's chicken, it's all one color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, it's actually it's red. We have a
Speaker 1: proud history of underperforming and I and tonight we need
Speaker 1: to keep their reputation and tech. Yes, so that's my
Speaker 1: speech before. And it's an invitational acc eleven, because you
Speaker 1: myself have rangled a few Hamiltonians to come and play
Speaker 1: for us, and Riley McCullum being one of them. Who
Speaker 1: are we playing against?
Speaker 4: We're playing against a invitational Well it was going to
Speaker 4: be a Chiefs invitational, right, but they keep dropping out.
Speaker 4: We've only got Aidan Ross, who were I think he
Speaker 4: might be in our team Aidan Ross now, but it's
Speaker 4: some invitational Hamilton team we're playing. And they've got like
Speaker 4: Si Fit and a few other first class creckets And
Speaker 4: I'm like, guys, pump the brakes here. This is you know,
Speaker 4: this is this is middle aged me interior, not athletes.
Speaker 1: If they're gonna have a former black cap, I don't
Speaker 1: mind it being a wicket keeper. That's way less scary
Speaker 1: than a bowler.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's true, This is true. But I don't think
Speaker 4: you'll keep Willie. Surely you don't. You don't want to
Speaker 4: risk injuring the fingers playing a stupid game like that.
Speaker 1: It depends who else is in the team because keepers
Speaker 1: probably the only specialist position. Well, it is the only
Speaker 1: specialist position when you're fielding. Yeah, and that's often the
Speaker 1: hardest part to fill because you know, you can't just
Speaker 1: have someone who doesn't often do it. That's a recipe
Speaker 1: for an achilles. So yeah, this is the same.
Speaker 4: This is the same occasion in which we famously won
Speaker 4: our first ever match last year up in Common Noble
Speaker 4: fun Day. But it was again had a huge astress
Speaker 4: on it because we had ten ringings. It was me
Speaker 4: and ten Ringings, so a lot of I've got a
Speaker 4: lot of accusations of there not being a true victory
Speaker 4: for the acc eleven. Yeah, and we beat the Northern
Speaker 4: tanifah MPC team, who were a great, great bunch of
Speaker 4: dudes who play social cricket up and FUNA day and
Speaker 4: we managed to choke the amount and win the game.
Speaker 4: But it was hollow because really I got no wickets
Speaker 4: and I got out for one so so and Joey
Speaker 4: Yovich was bowling bounces at me just purely for the
Speaker 4: fun of it. So yeah, again we've doubled our quota
Speaker 4: this time for this because it's in the middle of
Speaker 4: the November, said in clubs five day Test match.
Speaker 1: We come in and just lighten the mood a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's all very confusing. Yeah, I only just found out
Speaker 1: this morning I was actually playing at this. I thought
Speaker 1: I thought I was playing in the Better Manye. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's down in christ Church. There's a lot going on.
Speaker 1: It's it's festival cricket season. The shoulders a stuff, man,
Speaker 1: the shoulders are very stuff. I'm going to be in
Speaker 1: all sorts. Yeah, but anyway, can people come along and
Speaker 1: watch if they Yeah, they can. It's been playing on
Speaker 1: the front field at Saint Paul's Collegiate on Hookinui Road. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you'll be able to see our bright red pajamas
Speaker 1: we're playing in. I'm not sure what the other team
Speaker 1: are playing in, to be honest. Have they been banned
Speaker 1: since the new laws come into effect? The bright red
Speaker 1: that's true. Actually, it's a big gang, isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The the ACC one day uniforms got a very red
Speaker 1: hue to it. It's very red, and I had red
Speaker 1: shoes to go with it. And then we got changed
Speaker 1: afterwards and I put the shoes back on and friend
Speaker 1: of the ACC logan paint comes over and goes. Jeez,
Speaker 1: those red shoes put the ships up there. That's a
Speaker 1: good pointo.
Speaker 4: Poor for friend of the a cec Logan Paint did
Speaker 4: get a hiding from a couple of prospects a few
Speaker 4: weeks before that, so we wouldn't move out of his
Speaker 4: rental property. Oh right, Yeah, and he went for the
Speaker 4: preemptive strike, so he tried to finish it early.
Speaker 1: And didn't go well for him. He ended up in
Speaker 1: hospital first. Didn't go well for him. God bless them
Speaker 1: that crack. Absolutely. Yeah, I think he's leading the bidding
Speaker 1: on our use at the moment as Welliverse it was
Speaker 1: his originally. Okay, Sporting News, the Warriors schedule has been released. Yes,
Speaker 1: here are the highlights. Obviously Vegas. We're going to be
Speaker 1: playing the Raiders, don't. I don't feel like anyone wants
Speaker 1: to go to that game.
Speaker 3: We kiss too much.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, big News, if you wanted Vegas. A lot
Speaker 1: of people have given up the ghost about going to Vegas,
Speaker 1: but we have. I think we've got five seats to
Speaker 1: give away on that trip over the next three months
Speaker 1: to join myself, Joe Jury, and two hundred of my
Speaker 1: closest friends with boys trip. So at the moment if
Speaker 1: you go into Big Barrel at the moment and thanks
Speaker 1: to Export Ultra going to Big Barrel and there are
Speaker 1: details on how you and a mate can join us
Speaker 1: in Vegas. Oh, that's only valid for a couple more
Speaker 1: weeks or three or four more weeks. Then Tuna next
Speaker 1: Thursday for the ACC coverage of New Zealand versus England
Speaker 1: Test match, and we have another seat to give away
Speaker 1: there to be Joe Jury's intern my seat, your seat,
Speaker 1: it is actually your set because you've got a really
Speaker 1: important wedding to go to. And then Super Liquer have
Speaker 1: got two seats to give away as well, So head
Speaker 1: into Super Liquer I think from about mid December and
Speaker 1: all the details are in there. So last five seats
Speaker 1: on the plane to Vegas as will be yours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: check out the socials for the updates on how you
Speaker 1: can enter that. Yeah, So Vegas Raiders Anzac Day match
Speaker 1: this year, the Warriors heads south to christ Church and
Speaker 1: they will face the Nights in the Round eight game
Speaker 1: at Apollo Project Stadium on April twenty fifth. So it's
Speaker 1: nice for christ Church the Anzac Day match and good
Speaker 1: for the Warriors for it to not be against Melbourne again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, heightens last year.
Speaker 1: Year before that, we sustained the worst loss in his history. Yeah,
Speaker 1: up until that point, which we actually just eclipsed. This
Speaker 1: week just been, Oh this year.
Speaker 3: Just been anyway, magic ground.
Speaker 1: We are playing the Cowboys seven thirty pm, which is
Speaker 1: awesome if you can get over the magic ground. I
Speaker 1: think it's I want to say may second. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is the pantsman's birthday, So we're going to strap a
Speaker 1: GoPro do's forehead and just set them loose at sun
Speaker 1: Corp Stadium. We need to get over there. We will
Speaker 1: figure that pay. We need to leave that with us.
Speaker 1: We will get ourselves and we'll get you over there
Speaker 1: as well. But yeah, Cowboys, that's a winnable game for us,
Speaker 1: seven thirty pm primetime slot as well. The annoying part,
Speaker 1: that's a home game for us. It was last year
Speaker 1: as well. So why how do they work that out?
Speaker 1: Is it just where it falls in the drawer. Is
Speaker 1: it just a team they hate the most. It seems
Speaker 1: to me like they sit down, look at the calendar
Speaker 1: and go how hard can we fuck the Warriors this year? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and after all of the I know I've talked about
Speaker 1: this a lot, but all of the COVID thing, they'll say,
Speaker 1: the rhetoric around that was like, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: save the NRL. Yeah, everyone's second favorite teams the Warriors.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves the Warriors because of what they did. And
Speaker 1: then as soon as everything opened back up against our
Speaker 1: gay fuck yourself. You know, it's classic Australia. That's classic Australia. Ungrateful,
Speaker 1: they don't care, and then they rob us. We didn't
Speaker 1: have home games for years. Then they rob us of
Speaker 1: our own home games by sending them over there. I
Speaker 1: don't know, it pisses me off. That should be a
Speaker 1: home game for the Knights, if anyone because Newcastle. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: that's Magic Round and then Round sixteen, the Panthers will
Speaker 1: be playing at go Media Stadium. That will be Jared
Speaker 1: Jared James Fisher Harris's first game against his former team nice,
Speaker 1: which is good. It is also the first Panthers game
Speaker 1: in New Zealand since twenty nineteen. Can you believe that
Speaker 1: since pre COVID they haven't been over here? And it's
Speaker 1: because we've played them at things like Magic Round where
Speaker 1: it's our home game. Again. Last year at Magic Round
Speaker 1: we played the Panthers. It was our home game.
Speaker 4: I've just actually noticed you might have mentioned I might
Speaker 4: have not listened, but the Magic Round is against the
Speaker 4: North Queens and Cowboys in Brisbane. Yeah, it's basically a
Speaker 4: home game for them.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that does my head in. So then so
Speaker 1: then we lose more. And you know, we were the
Speaker 1: only team in r our history to sell out every
Speaker 1: single home game, and how do they reward us take
Speaker 1: a couple more of.
Speaker 3: Our home games off us? Yeah, it makes no sense
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: And I love it. We're making excuses already, and I'm
Speaker 1: down with it. I'm into it. I'm not saying that's
Speaker 1: why we're going to lose. I'm just saying, let us
Speaker 1: watch the fucking games, you know us, watch our own
Speaker 1: house burn down. Yeah, well, no, we're gonna win. We're
Speaker 1: gonna war, we're gonna win. All right, let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and talk the All Blacks. So the
Speaker 1: group's back lane. He's going to be playing for the
Speaker 1: All Blacks this weekend. I have had multiple people DM
Speaker 1: me personally yes with differing theories or whispers as to.
Speaker 3: What the group's done.
Speaker 1: Okay, what have you heard? They all share a very
Speaker 1: common thread. Is it Tokyo, It's not Tokyo, it's England,
Speaker 1: and apparently the room the whispers are and again don't
Speaker 1: I don't know anything, but that's what people are telling me,
Speaker 1: that he just went out and had a few beers
Speaker 1: with the mate over in England and potentially missed curfew.
Speaker 1: I don't The vibe I got was It's not like
Speaker 1: he was out just on the lash all night, but
Speaker 1: he may have missed a curfew.
Speaker 4: That's funny because since they haven't addressed it, and I
Speaker 4: don't know, and I don't think they've engaged whitewash because
Speaker 4: the messages has been so confusing and they haven't clarified it.
Speaker 4: I heard potentially that he it was Tokyo and he
Speaker 4: left his phone or wallet behind at a restaurant, had
Speaker 4: to return to go get it, didn't have his phone
Speaker 4: or wallet so couldn't communicate with the taxi driver or
Speaker 4: and eventually was laid back on the curfew after going
Speaker 4: to retrieve.
Speaker 1: His belonging right. That was another allegation that sounds like
Speaker 1: a whitewash story.
Speaker 4: But again, but again, since No one's clarifying it. Everyone's
Speaker 4: just speculated. Yeah, that's right, and it's going to be
Speaker 4: something really disappointing.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm trying to go back through my message to
Speaker 1: find the ones from but again that's just from random dudes.
Speaker 1: But so he's back. So he's back back to Mighty Williams,
Speaker 1: who gets a bit of a rest, which he just
Speaker 1: well and truly deserves. He the the coaches were saying,
Speaker 1: he's been training the house down, he's.
Speaker 3: Been doing two days, blah blah, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I reckon. This is what happened when they stood him
Speaker 1: down for two weeks for fitness issues, and then two
Speaker 1: weeks later, all of a sudden, he's fit against what
Speaker 1: was he doing for two weeks? Can we do that
Speaker 1: so we can get shredded for summer? Yeah? Even the
Speaker 1: gree Cody Taylor, Tyre Lome's dog, Roll, Patrick twyplor to
Speaker 1: Evans Sheldon one News Wallas side to the sam Kine
Speaker 1: artists have a pretty powerful team for the eye ties.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Interesting, they've switched back, switched around Satiti back on the
Speaker 4: side of the scrum.
Speaker 3: It's because sam Kine's back.
Speaker 1: But Artie can play six canty or is he a
Speaker 1: seven special?
Speaker 3: I ain't Artie is a seven eight.
Speaker 1: I think okay, I think you want I think you
Speaker 1: still need a big, big beer, big grizzly beer on
Speaker 1: the site on the blind side.
Speaker 3: But you're right between those. It's about roles more than positions.
Speaker 1: You could put anyone anywhere if you wanted to, but
Speaker 1: Roy Guard, Body, Cale Clark, Anton, Lennard Brown, Rico. You
Speaker 1: only Martella and Will Jordan. No surprises on the bench either,
Speaker 1: other than maybe David Harvilli's in there. Yeah, well and TJ.
Speaker 4: Pittada in there for a farewell as well because it's
Speaker 4: going to be his last game, along with Sam Kaine.
Speaker 3: Yeah of course, Yeah that's sad.
Speaker 1: So yeah that they're going to sign off, and I
Speaker 1: got to vite my vibe punt.
Speaker 4: Which I put on the headache. Is both of those
Speaker 4: guys to score. I think Sam Kaine, Sam Kine and
Speaker 4: pitching TJ. Pittanada both to dot down, specially if it
Speaker 4: blows out. If it blows out, there's going to be
Speaker 4: a gift given to one of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a bad point.
Speaker 1: I've lost a lot of money doing that exact same
Speaker 1: bit with Shawn Johnson this season.
Speaker 4: That's a vibe. That's a good I feel like it's
Speaker 4: a good viby punt.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right. Well, actually you reminded me. Let's jump
Speaker 3: a hit a little bit.
Speaker 1: But we've got our own a gender bit to put
Speaker 1: on this week, and I'm going to take the reins
Speaker 1: for this one. I've had a look. Here comes the Undertaker.
Speaker 1: I have had a look.
Speaker 3: Oh song stops you?
Speaker 1: It planned out and here Yeah, I had the whole
Speaker 1: intro song. It doesn't matter. We just got one dog.
Speaker 1: It sums up, suck you.
Speaker 3: That's your.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 1: Guys spent so much time in the office saying it's
Speaker 1: only the one dog. So I just followed. You went
Speaker 1: the Undertaker? Okay, the Undertaker? What are you going under on?
Speaker 1: Fucking hell? What has come to your life? My life?
Speaker 1: Where that is so so important to you that you
Speaker 1: got that dong right and it went wrong and now
Speaker 1: you're just ready to give up on life.
Speaker 3: I don't even care about the bidding war.
Speaker 1: What have you gone? I had a whole spill anyway, Fuck,
Speaker 1: we're gone under total points. The total points yesterday for
Speaker 1: the All Blacks game was at about fifty something. It's
Speaker 1: blown out to sixty four. Now it's minus one degrees.
Speaker 1: It's going to be turgid. I don't think Italy scoring
Speaker 1: this game. So you're basically saying, do the do the
Speaker 1: All Blacks score more or less than sixty four points? Well,
Speaker 1: they're not scoring sixty five points, so I'm taking the
Speaker 1: under The undertaker is here and he's taking the under
Speaker 1: I like how you were asking me a question, like
Speaker 1: what do you think?
Speaker 4: It's like you're the undertaker, you're taking the under Yeah,
Speaker 4: so you're taking under sixty I'm asking you.
Speaker 3: Do you think they score sixty five points in this game?
Speaker 1: Total points? I'm saying Italy don't score a point? Okay,
Speaker 1: do the All Blacks score sixty five points? I think
Speaker 1: the I think the Italians will score a couple. They'll
Speaker 1: leave a couple because All Black's defense is not I mean, look.
Speaker 4: At Japan scored three. Yes, that's I'm pecking. They're going
Speaker 4: to dot down a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Okay, So so ten do they score fifty five bill
Speaker 1: Blacks and minus one degrees? Look, you take the unders
Speaker 1: the undertaking. I've already taken it. Yeah, Okay, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to salvage the segment because it's hard to tell
Speaker 1: whether this is going to be a blowout or not
Speaker 1: because Italy, yes have not been great, but it's also
Speaker 1: their last game of the of the championship as well,
Speaker 1: they start this season. They got name to lose, absolutely
Speaker 1: name to lose.
Speaker 3: So but that doesn't going to score more points.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's hard to tell with it seems
Speaker 4: like because you don't know how you're going to get it,
Speaker 4: Like Argentina a couple of years ago, You're like, who the.
Speaker 1: Fuck is going to do? Who are any of these
Speaker 1: players and who are they going to Yeah, well that's
Speaker 1: a great point. So I've designed anyway, smashed the unders
Speaker 1: the undertakes here, I've devised a little quiz for you
Speaker 1: to get to know the Italian team. Okay, because we're
Speaker 1: commentating Sunday morning. You are commentating them, so it's going
Speaker 1: to be important for you to know the names. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've researched them already. Oh you have no okay, good, good,
Speaker 1: good good. So this quiz is Italian rugby player or
Speaker 1: Italian mafia. I will read your name and you tell
Speaker 1: me whether he is a mafia boss or a rugby player, okay,
Speaker 1: and forgive the pronunciation. Marco Riccioni ruggy player. Marco Riccioni
Speaker 1: is the starting prop for the Italian rugby team Ding
Speaker 1: Ding Ding. Angelo Bruno ruggy player. Angelo Bruno is a
Speaker 1: Sicilian American mobster who is boss of the Philadelphia crime
Speaker 1: family for two decades until his assassination. He was known
Speaker 1: as the gentle Don for his preference for conciliation of
Speaker 1: a violence. Then no Lamb what Dino Lamb Mobster? He
Speaker 1: is the starting lot the Italian rugby Dino Dino's okay,
Speaker 1: Dino Lamb, Matteo Messina, DeNardo ruggy player. He died in
Speaker 1: Cassidy last year after being on the run since nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety three on suspicion of dozens of murders. Jacomo Nicotea,
Speaker 1: you got me on the teyo's again now, Jacomo Nicoterag,
Speaker 1: here's the reserve prop. And finally Vito quarter Leon mobster. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is Robert de Niro's character from the contact to
Speaker 1: say it back that one up. All right, you're gonna
Speaker 1: bring a homework today back for Sunday. Body, Let's take
Speaker 1: another quick break and we'll come back with yours.
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Speaker 7: Captain as Grape here, I'm just going to point out
Speaker 7: the elephant, sorry, the camel in the room. And in
Speaker 7: what world if you both actually found a camel, would
Speaker 7: they think you just ride it into the ground. Yes,
Speaker 7: you're just gonna take it around the outskirts of the
Speaker 7: ground and storm the fences with a fucking camel.
Speaker 1: I've never I've never been to a sports.
Speaker 7: Game where they're like, oh, yep, yep, bring your dogs,
Speaker 7: bring bring your cats, bring your fucking camels as well.
Speaker 7: Ediots focks out Canterbury.
Speaker 4: Look, Captain, ask grap I don't think you know who
Speaker 4: we are. We don't ask for permission, okay, And we
Speaker 4: have people on the inside. I grew up in Hamilton.
Speaker 4: I know the groundstaff very intimately. I know exactly where
Speaker 4: they're based up in the kind of almost mid wicket.
Speaker 4: They've got their own entrance at Double Piece of State
Speaker 4: and there they've got their own house there that they
Speaker 4: all mingle around in. And I will guarantee you if
Speaker 4: we get hold of a camel, I will be able
Speaker 4: to lead it through that gate and park it up
Speaker 4: in that area like a petting zoo and let people
Speaker 4: feed that camel. Okay, And I will not be asking
Speaker 4: for permission. I'm not filling out a health and safety
Speaker 4: form with Sedon Park in New Zealand cricket because imagine
Speaker 4: that meeting we're bringing a camel in.
Speaker 1: No you're not, and they won't even ask. But the
Speaker 1: fucking caravan in there because it's the health and safety
Speaker 1: risk because we might have a camel in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so, or I'm happy to tranquilize it. Put it
Speaker 4: in one of those nets that that catch daring in
Speaker 4: this our violin, put it underneath a Robbie and just
Speaker 4: lower it unconscious onto the middle of the field and
Speaker 4: let it wake up and run around on the field.
Speaker 1: Good of the other thing is if we do show
Speaker 1: up on the back of a camel, how how's redbad
Speaker 1: is going to stop us?
Speaker 4: They ain't going anywhere near that camera, not bringing down
Speaker 4: a camel because that camel.
Speaker 1: Just hiking its face and move.
Speaker 4: Look I mean saying that we didn't necessarily say they
Speaker 4: had to go to the game, and we could have
Speaker 4: go to the tune up to a practice, a net
Speaker 4: session with the camel on the side of the side
Speaker 4: of the road next to the net with the camel.
Speaker 1: This is Hamilton, you got to remember, you know, it's
Speaker 1: pretty loose, pretty loose home of the Field days. That's
Speaker 1: who you know.
Speaker 3: It's very agricultural.
Speaker 1: This is Yeah, it's no different than you know, like
Speaker 1: the the AMP Show having your cattle there at the
Speaker 1: AMP Show.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, So look captain ask Grebe. You obviously you think
Speaker 4: very little of us in terms of what we can
Speaker 4: get away with. Yeah, I'm saying that would be banned forever.
Speaker 1: If we did do it, which would be worse it
Speaker 1: thought first time, What did you what do you get
Speaker 1: banned for?
Speaker 3: We rode a camel under the.
Speaker 1: To commemorate the last game of the Six Camel Saudi
Speaker 1: and people will go nice.
Speaker 3: So where'd you get the camera?
Speaker 1: I didn't know we had any end New Zealand. I
Speaker 1: don't think we do regarding camels as well yours.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, just a bit of feedback with Maniah saying
Speaker 6: that the head was the sixiest part of the camel
Speaker 6: might be controversial, but surely the humps are the sexiest
Speaker 6: part yours please.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lady, lovely lady humps. Yeah. Look, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a very interesting point you raise. It's an important point,
Speaker 1: something we didn't discuss the other day. You're right. I
Speaker 1: was just thinking eyelashes. Yes, I feel like they put
Speaker 1: like lipstick and shit on the camels and they do
Speaker 1: the beauty pageants the Yeah, you're right about.
Speaker 4: I mean, the reason why we call tim Saudi the
Speaker 4: sexy camel is those big eyes and the big lashes, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, and the kind of long limbs and that
Speaker 4: that's where the sexiness comes from.
Speaker 3: It's not the hump.
Speaker 1: It's not the hump, and I'm we're gonna throw it
Speaker 1: out there. This might be controver, sure, but I don't
Speaker 1: get a white for the hump. No, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a big, big thing of fat that sets on the
Speaker 1: back of the the camel. There's not one hundred gallons
Speaker 1: of water sloshing around in there. I thought that's I
Speaker 1: thought that's what the hump was. So I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're doing with a hump for that.
Speaker 4: Caller on yours, plice, But I look different strokes for
Speaker 4: different folks.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not judging. No, some some men a face men,
Speaker 1: some some men are hump men when it comes to camels.
Speaker 1: Some men like leags and some like the we're in
Speaker 1: that's right, and the reasons we're not going to yuck
Speaker 1: your yum. If that's the part that you've that you
Speaker 1: find sexiest about a camel.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd say that. I would say just because you
Speaker 1: know the camel's humps are out doesn't give you free
Speaker 1: rein to steer at them.
Speaker 3: You know you have a bit of respect for that camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, I mean look at in the eyes, not
Speaker 1: the humps. That's right. And if we do show up
Speaker 1: with a camel, you know better respect. Yeah, sixier. Otherwise
Speaker 1: it doesn't need to be objectified, certainly not in Tim
Speaker 1: Southey's farewell game. You know that'll be my only caveat.
Speaker 1: If we do manage to get this camera in there,
Speaker 1: treat it with some respect. Another call here your sports
Speaker 1: Yeah you can eight.
Speaker 8: What's your fellow's take on people watching?
Speaker 5: You guys could check an A C C people watching
Speaker 5: commentary on fuck nothing better than just getting on the
Speaker 5: person just talking about other people's lives and go, oh,
Speaker 5: Doris over there is just come back from Bengos. He's
Speaker 5: off to see old understand and give him the old
Speaker 5: chick ahead. All right, you guys could run a zico
Speaker 5: as commentary on that.
Speaker 1: Love Love is sign on, I give it and I
Speaker 1: take it away love his humbling. I think this is
Speaker 1: a great idea. I can I can picture it now,
Speaker 1: and it is something that we do anyway when we're
Speaker 1: on the road, if we're in an airport or in
Speaker 1: a public place often let's face it, hungover, we will
Speaker 1: sit there and just commentate people walking past us.
Speaker 4: Most famously we did it in Amsterdam years ago when
Speaker 4: we found ourselves at the window of a bar in
Speaker 4: the middle of the day, and out right outside the
Speaker 4: window was a one of those open air urinals. Oh,
Speaker 4: and we commentated for an hour and a half people
Speaker 4: going into the urinal and whether they're likely urinalists or not,
Speaker 4: or their technique or you know, what they're up to.
Speaker 4: The only problem with that is, I don't I think
Speaker 4: people watching and people commentary is something that to be
Speaker 4: enjoyed just in the moment as a group. I'm not
Speaker 4: sure it should be a broadcasted thing.
Speaker 3: Oh, because those people can't. They won't sign a waiver Fields.
Speaker 1: So it's one of those. It's one of those great one.
Speaker 4: Of life's great joys as people watching and particularly at
Speaker 4: events like cup Week in christ Church and stuff like that,
Speaker 4: and there's that's one of my life's pleasures. But potentially not
Speaker 4: something that can be broadcast to the world. And I
Speaker 4: think we get accused of being bullies. Obviously at some
Speaker 4: stage someone will get up there and gag.
Speaker 1: You can't say that. I was, yeah, exactly, So, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. I think this is something that needs to
Speaker 1: stay at home. I had one of the great probably
Speaker 1: the hardest I've ever laughed. Was it a family barbecue.
Speaker 1: Not my family, but a close family friends of mine,
Speaker 1: and one of the kids had brought like a few
Speaker 1: of their mates back from Uni. Yep, and we're all
Speaker 1: this is like on a farm, open fire barbecue, homekill meat,
Speaker 1: whole situation.
Speaker 3: Everyone's feeding themselves. We're all sitting up on the deck.
Speaker 1: We watch one of the UNI mates his first time
Speaker 1: in way metti, ponytail, facial piercings, the whole thing. He's
Speaker 1: walking up and down the thing, and I turned to
Speaker 1: Dan sitting next to Mega twenty bucks. He doesn't eat meat,
Speaker 1: and there goes I don't think he does either, and
Speaker 1: I'll take you up on it. From So, by this stage,
Speaker 1: he's walking up and down the thing, and every time
Speaker 1: he gets to like where the sausages of the chops are,
Speaker 1: someone starts up a conversation with him just when he
Speaker 1: goes to reach towards the table.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, yeah, hi, I'm blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And we're sitting up on the deck like, oh shit.
Speaker 3: He came close. There.
Speaker 1: By this stage, there's like five or six dudes sitting
Speaker 1: up there. You're running a book, running a book on
Speaker 1: this guy with a ponytail, whether he eats meat or not. Like,
Speaker 1: he loads up on the cellar and he gets a
Speaker 1: bit of bread, he goes.
Speaker 3: To the thing.
Speaker 1: Oh now he's shaking Morgy's head.
Speaker 3: Now he's over here.
Speaker 1: And oh now he's talking about oh and in the
Speaker 1: end he picked up a sausage. Dan for taking the bit,
Speaker 1: I think, Dan.
Speaker 3: Wonder that you see that.
Speaker 1: That's great, but that's something you never could be publicly broadcast.
Speaker 1: So it's one of the what's like I said, is
Speaker 1: one of the list great joys is when you can
Speaker 1: get together as a group and just get some serious.
Speaker 1: Amsterdam is potentially one of the greatest global destinations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's the mixing of so many different people doing
Speaker 1: different ship where they're on mushies, whether they're high, where
Speaker 1: they're drunk, whether they're off the work.
Speaker 4: Just there's so much craziness going on. There's something for everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. We did a lot of that when
Speaker 1: we're over there. Just recently. These dude's rolling and dog shits.
Speaker 1: One last caller here your spits.
Speaker 8: Hey, fellas all this top four chat on the horses. Yeah,
Speaker 8: should should Olympics put on a fourth medal? And if so,
Speaker 8: what color you reckon? Or metal type? Brother anyway?
Speaker 3: Stainless steel?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or aluminium lead?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know what's what I mean because you've got gold, silver, bronze, iron, iron?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe iron? What came first to bronze age? Then the iron?
Speaker 3: Aj the bronze age first. That was right after the
Speaker 3: stone age, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a stone. Oh, yes, you get the stone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: Well, three is very arbitrary, isn't It's kind of it's
Speaker 1: an odd number it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: And they always say that fourth is the worst place
Speaker 1: you can come in the Olympics because you just missed
Speaker 1: out on a medal.
Speaker 4: And it would sort out the it's sort out the
Speaker 4: boxing thing where there's always two bronze medalists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no point in sustaining brain damage in a Yeah,
Speaker 1: third fourth playoff, I'm and even things up a little
Speaker 1: bit because he but I suppose the podium would be
Speaker 1: before two one make the podium look a bit doing
Speaker 1: Oh it's a podium, sure, Yeah, I think if you
Speaker 1: go four, you're probably gonna have to go to five years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's a ratio thing you're miss with so many
Speaker 1: OCD people. Yeah, podium so yeah, because.
Speaker 3: Then what do you have two people on the left
Speaker 3: of the winner and two people on the.
Speaker 1: Right or front?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah up vertical? Yeah, they stand, yeah, like a grandstand.
Speaker 4: So that win, it goes the top and.
Speaker 1: Then it goes down. Yeah, that's probably how it ship
Speaker 1: flows down. So they'll be like, yeah, the stone, like
Speaker 1: I like the stone. I don't know what you do
Speaker 1: with the stone. Middle although it's called a middle although
Speaker 1: not metal. Yeah, I think stone yeah. He can you
Speaker 1: mold a stone? I sweep and you can.
Speaker 3: You carve it, carve it. We just pick it up
Speaker 3: off the river bed.
Speaker 1: Just get you just get a stone. Everyone gets middles
Speaker 1: around the neck and you just get this stone.
Speaker 3: A stone that like a kid has painted.
Speaker 1: Well, look like there's you know, you find them. They
Speaker 1: paint them and put their name on it. Put them
Speaker 1: in a tree somewhere, and you're gonna go and find them.
Speaker 1: Yet one of those, that's what you all right? Thank
Speaker 1: you very much for joining us today. We are off
Speaker 1: down to Hamilton. Enjoy your weekend and we'll see you
Speaker 1: on Monday for another episode of the Agenda Podcast.
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