WEBVTT - "The Maverick Theory" 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.600 Life in the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.600 you by Export Ultra of the Beer for here. This 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:07.440 is the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the nineteenth of July. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:12.799 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:15.600 brought to you by Next Sport a Vulture. 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:20.040 Morning mat Heth, how's your week been? About thirty odd 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:20.880 podcasts for you this? 0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:21.160 Yeh? 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:23.280 Actually I did one. I was still recording the podcast 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:26.239 at midnight last night. I did the Mandate podcast. Oh yes, 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:28.440 did you go out there? I went out there, great 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:29.200 great people. 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:33.000 Boy the studio because I went out into their podcast 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:34.519 the other week. He was doing a studios just like 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:36.239 in a garage. But yes it's in the garage, but 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.240 set up well. It looks great on the on the YouTube. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.000 They had a great two hour chat. But you know, 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:41.120 they have your a breakfast host. 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:44.760 You start, you know, five am, and then you're still 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:46.400 doing a podcast at ten am. I don't know if 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:48.640 I don't know if I delivered the best material air 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:49.040 in my life. 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:51.760 But it was a good time. And you would you 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:53.920 say that the quality of their studio is better than ours? 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:54.320 Yeah? 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:56.400 Because I was saying that I still was saying you 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:59.040 should see the a SEC studio. Yeah, they've got they've 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:02.640 got a round situation like round couches. It's actually actually 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:04.720 I was gonna have a word to acc head g 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:08.600 Lane about a round couch situation. It's actually perfect with 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:11.320 the table in the middle so you're facing each other. Yeah, yeah, 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.880 rather than what we're sitting on here is like a 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.080 couple of the shittest couches ever to be thrown out 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:18.759 into the street from the front of a student flat 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:20.960 when someone moves south because they no point in taking 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:21.520 it anywhere else. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:24.119 And then a publicly listed company comes along picks them up. 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:27.080 Yeah, and then I've got and I'm having to hold 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:30.360 my headphone it's connection so I can hear it. 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:33.400 Come on, No lumbar support on these couches. 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:37.640 Absolutely, Also it forces you into a position that makes 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:41.399 you look like a like a fifteen chin piece of shit. 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.759 Not you me know, I no, no, me too. Though. Also, 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.200 every time a video comes out from these podcasts, my 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.600 missus will just send it to men like you've got 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:50.520 to sort your posture up. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:53.559 Something has to change. The came I saw a picture 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:57.440 of me and Laura mcgulta. She took a picture of 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.120 me and me and her put it on social media 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.760 at the rugby last week. Oh yeah, yeah, and I'm 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.280 going to put that on my mirror because because it's 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:06.240 got to be my before. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.639 She took the before photo that she took a great before. 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:12.040 I mean, she looks amazing obviously, so you know you're 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:17.240 standing beside Yeah, something pretty good. Not to objectify her, 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.120 but she's a beautiful, strong, powerful woman. 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:19.760 We don't do that. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:23.320 We don't do that at the a sec beautiful woman, 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:28.440 but just a sack of shit that needs to do 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:29.400 something about himself. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.960 I know, and I know the one sweeping change that 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:33.680 I could make to my lifestyle that would have the 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.920 biggest impact that I'm not willing to make it, and 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.840 that's alcohol. Stop having fifteen beers on a Friday night before. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.160 Every plan I put together, and a plan together with 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:46.000 my girlfriend, I'm like, wow, let's be realistic. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.120 Yeah, I am going to keep drinking heavily. 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:50.079 So the other thing I'll do is I'll be like, oh, yeah, 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.640 I'm going to do fucking keto or like you know, 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:55.360 I'm going to cut out carbs or high fat, high protein, 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.760 blah blah blah blah blah you'll do almost everything except 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:00.480 for just be like, hey, why don't you just take 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:01.040 a month off. 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:06.080 I had an absolute keto blowout where I was ordering 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:08.440 these packaged meals because I was like zero, you know, 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:12.600 chackaged meals, but I just I didn't realize that the 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:14.840 site had all different kinds of things, and I was like, wow, 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:16.240 you can eat that, where you can eat that, where 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:17.800 you can eat it. And I went on those for 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:19.520 a month and I was just putting on so much weight. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.760 And then I looked back and go, oh, I've been 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:25.880 ordering just the meals. Yeah, And I was like the 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.000 reason why I was wowed that they were healthy was 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:32.000 because they weren't. I was just pounding TV dinners and 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:33.200 thinking it was going to make me better. 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:35.960 This seems like I'm dropping a three thousand calorie bomb 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:39.040 on myself, but it's off the healthy website, so I 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.680 can't be. I had a flatmate like that. Everyone was getting, 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:43.760 you know, pretty heavily into the gym, and let's be honest, 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:45.360 the steroids as well. But they were also on the 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:49.360 protein powder and so he got swept up in that 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:52.520 as well. He was hitting the protein powder milkshakes pretty hard. 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:54.840 It'll Cartman, you up pretty nicely. Yeah, it wasn't working 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:58.240 out at all, and so yeah, it just really really 0:03:58.280 --> 0:03:58.680 blew out. 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:00.680 It really works out for my seven ten year old son, 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:04.760 just pounding protein powder and he just seems to get 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:05.640 jacked really quickly. 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.440 But their just gets fat. Yeah that's right. Well, because 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:10.760 he's out there, you know, moving around. I ever think 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:13.080 about how much a seventeen year old moves constantly and 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:17.599 a day to day, whereas I am almost entirely like stationary. 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:19.520 Yeah, that's a very good point. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.440 If it can be avoided, I will be standing like sitting. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.720 Especially with me, yelling for my kids to go downstairs 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:27.000 or upstairs to get stuff for me. 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:29.640 Yeah, you know, can you get that for me? That's right? 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:32.160 Can you do that? I'm at the age where if 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:34.160 I walk up stairs and I forget something and I 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:35.760 asked my missus to bring it up the stairs for 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:39.599 me and she doesn't, that's a heated argument because I 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:42.080 will not be going down the stairs again to come 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:42.400 back up. 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:44.680 And you were like me, You live in a townhouse situation, 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:46.120 so there's a lot of steerage. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.400 There's a lot of stairs. Yeah, yeah, I know, And 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:51.080 I swear they add an extra step. The other day, 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:54.600 speaking of getting old, I old maned it down the stairs. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.720 I slipped out, the missed the stairs, and I went 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.480 flying and I landed on my back and slid the 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:01.719 whole way down the staircase. And the mark from my 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:05.800 shoes on the wall was about where my head was. Man, 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.960 that's when you want CCTV footage. Yeah, because it looks 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.560 like you've done a full cartoon fall. Yeah, with her 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:13.839 feet go right up. It was a rude awakening and 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:14.320 I was like. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:17.080 It's a Jpeshi and home alone kind of situation. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.840 But I was looking back at the stairs. My missus 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:21.840 comes to the top of the staircase. She's like, what 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.680 the fuck has happened? Turns the thing on black Schoemer 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:30.360 eye level halfway down the staircase. Look, one day you're 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.440 going to come and I'll be unresponsive at bottom of 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:34.839 the staircase. Here, it's about how it's going to go. 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.680 I was looking for a Friday we should check in 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:39.240 on how our week went with a little bit of 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:41.520 a thing I like to do in my personal life. Yeah, 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:43.920 pits and peaks. What were the pits and peaks of 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:44.800 your week? Yeah? 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:48.560 I'll go first the pit was and it always is. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:52.120 Thursday morning after Origin, you wake up and have to 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.520 come back into work again. You're like, oh my god, 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.360 I felt like I'd been shot Thursday morning because Origin 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:01.159 never finishes till about now. It's insane midnight twelve thirty. Yeah. 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:04.960 And then on top of that, you're also like, you know, 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.479 probably having won too many beers for a Wednesday night. Yeah, 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.080 You've then also got two full days to get through. 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.360 It's a it's a real week ruin. And I've gotta 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:16.000 be honest with you. I actually was intending to sleep 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.120 through it and watch it in the morning. And then 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.000 chris Keytspy is like, oh, should I come around to 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:20.719 yours to watch the Origin? 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:23.200 I was like, you would have missed if you hadn't 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:24.720 watched that live, you would have missed live. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:25.000 Oh. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:27.240 Cam Murray being sent off for the beach one of 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.159 the great things. I've got a take on that though. 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:30.960 That's there was a home invasion. He was on the beach. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:34.240 The fight came into his house, you know, a bunch 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:36.360 of big dudes piling through the front door. He's just 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:39.039 sitting there and his slipper slippers with us, with us 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:42.360 dressing down and his pipe. Yeah, on the bench, they piling. 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:43.200 What's he supposed to do? 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:47.720 Yeah, does the stand your ground rule bluffs of bench players? 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.000 Just like he was in an open carry state home 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.520 only Olokuatu was on the bench in a suit. He 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:54.360 wasn't even playing. I think he was eating a peer 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.719 when the fight come crashing over the sideline. What's he 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.200 supposed to do? Because he only saw you know, there 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:01.640 was only like one or two blue jerseys there. He's like, fun, 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:03.599 I'm gonna have to get busy here. So downs your 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:06.040 ground rules should have should have applied there? Yeah, because 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:07.599 I think in the States you would have been within 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:09.600 your rights to shoot them all in the head. Yeah. 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:14.480 But if you end up in the dugout and the 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.320 wrong wrong team's dug out in a basketball game in Texas, 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:19.240 I mean in a baseball game in Texas, you're gonna 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.280 get shot. You can be shot legally, and no one, 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:23.600 no one, no one asked a question, won't even go 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:23.960 to court. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:25.480 You're right, he was within his rights to pull a 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:27.679 baseball bet out and just start clubbing duds. But yeah, 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:29.520 so that was your that was your my pet, but 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:32.200 my peak. Yeah, And I don't know if you saw 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:34.160 the video came out quite late last night. I went 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:37.320 to the New Zealand cricket launch Oh yeah yet, and 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:41.120 I met Gary Stead and we had you know, media availability, 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:44.080 which is always hilarious because we the a SEC get 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:46.280 put in with the actual journalists. Yeah right, and you're 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:48.960 standing there, you feel like you're sticking out like dogs balls. 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.120 Like, and they're like, they don't think you deserve to 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:51.440 be dead? 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:55.120 No, yeah, absolutely, And so a hard hitting ernest journalist 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.880 was about was asking Gary Stid some questions and the 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:00.119 media guy goes, hey, after you talk to him, to 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.080 Tom and I are over here, and I was like, 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.240 I genuinely just want to ask you about my wrong 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:06.160 and how to fix it. And he was just like, 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:08.280 oh really, I've got some drills and he like it. 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.960 Immediately switched on that coach brain. You were one hundred 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.840 percent wrong in I think I bowl a stock wrong in. Yeah. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.840 I've always only bowled stock wrong and I've only ever 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.360 had one person peck it. Oh, two people picked it. 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.480 One was either James or Hamish Marshal, I don't know which. 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:25.000 But when we played in the Dulux trailers a week week, 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.120 yeah that's right. Yeah, because I bowled my first ball 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:30.640 to him and he clubbed it for six, and then 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:33.760 he goes, was that a wrongin? I was like yeah. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:35.400 And then the other one was we were bowling in 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:37.800 Jerry's backyard at the start of the year. Yeah, and 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:40.320 Kan Williamson was watching from the deck and he goes. 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:41.959 Was that a wrong Well in that last a c 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.160 C game we had, we had that great technique where 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.040 you had bowled four wrongins and we're like, we were 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.559 going to the batsman he no, one bowls four wrongins. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.960 When's there when he can't keep bowling the wrong and 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:52.200 when's he going to change it up? 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:53.520 And it totally worked. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:54.960 Yeah, because I literally can't. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.839 It's like six wrongins, so way you never would have 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:59.839 picked it. Each one was less likely than the last. 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:03.439 It's like tossing a corn and it coming up here 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.560 six times in a row. Every time. You're like, no, 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:07.959 I've got I've got to go to us. But anyway, yes, 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:11.640 So I told Gary std that and so he was like, oh, yeah, 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:12.880 I can give you some tips and bar ba ba 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:13.840 and he's like, what do you want to ask me? 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.199 I was like, ye know that that's all long is 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.719 really Yeah. So then we did the interview, all of 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:21.160 a sudden we're kneeling on the floor and men Gary 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:24.080 Steered are bowling wrongins back and forth at each other, 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.000 and he gave me a drill to do to try 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:29.240 and fix. You know, it's a risk position, right, But 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:32.000 really changed how I thought of Gary Stead. I don't 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:33.839 know why not that I thought negatively of him. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:37.000 Yeah, but you know he's got skills as a coach. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:39.280 I guess you'd assume that as the national coach of 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:40.960 a of a cricket team. 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:42.520 But it would have been so easy for him to 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.079 be like, what, I'm not going to give you fucking 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:45.040 bowling tips. 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:47.079 I'm sure you've got into it. But that schedule looks 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:50.280 which looks good, doesn't it? It does got a lot 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:53.920 of England there. It's another weird donut schedule, right, I 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:54.959 just looked at the names. 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.480 Yeah, so three tests England series, which is going to 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:00.320 be awesome, phenomenal, And I love it that it's at 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:04.160 the December, like before New Year's Yeah. Yeah, so it's 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.000 like the tail end of work. You're still kind of 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:07.760 clocking off, but everyone's still around. 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:09.040 Yeah, so you don't. 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.960 Really miss it. So three games as well, that's the 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:14.560 other exciting part. So there will be a decider and 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.319 even then, like, I don't think you have a dead 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:19.760 rubber in cricket if there's a three test series. Even 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.600 if we win the first two, the third is still 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:24.880 not a dead rubber. But yeah, so I'm pretty excited 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.080 about that. Then we fuck off to Pakistan for like 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:28.599 a month that we're. 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:30.800 Still paying for pissing them off with going home after 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:32.959 a slightly threatening email, aren't we. I feel like we're 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:34.079 still paying our dues to them. 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.840 Well, so there was there was a slightly threatening email 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.880 where we pulled pin. Then there was during COVID they 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:41.760 stayed at the Shutter on the Park in christ and 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.640 they flouted the rules. Yeah that's right, and so we 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.640 reprimanded them for it. And then Shower Bakta came out 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:49.640 of the clouds and threaten nuclear war against that. 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:51.440 Yeah that's right, And we've stayed at the Shutter on 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:51.720 the Park. 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:53.480 It's beautiful. It is true. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.959 I would like to be out of all the hotels 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:59.200 in New Zealand. There's spacious water features. Yeah, you're going 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.400 to be locked down for COVID. That's not a bad 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:02.040 hotel to be in. 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.880 But you know, we were staying there and we weren't 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:05.280 in lockdown and we didn't leave our rooms. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:05.880 No, that's true. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.040 You don't have to because it's such an amazing complex down. 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:11.600 They're not an AD but kind of an AD. But yeah, no, no. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:14.960 So the February thing is the Champions Trophy, which we 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:18.200 haven't done since like twenty fourteen. I don't really remember it, 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:22.320 but it's an ode competition. Then there's like a three 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:26.600 try series with South Africa and Pakistan. Then weirdly we 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:27.920 all get on the same flight and come back to 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.320 New Zealand. It's all very confusing, but yes, it is 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.360 exciting that we have the summer of cricket coming up 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:39.079 Pakistan as well, and I've forgotten who the third team is. 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:42.040 It's coming over here. What were your pits and peaks 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:42.520 of the week? 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.240 Heath Well, the pet was the return of my hemorrhoids 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:48.480 after you know, I doubt with them. There was actually agenda. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:51.760 There was an Agenda podcast where me and Glane took 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:55.560 supposits one twin suppositories in Doneda Yeah, yeah, in Donedan 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.360 and then and that was at the end they were gone. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.840 Yeah I thought we were they were out that that 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:03.240 was the final of the treatment. They were all completely gone. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.200 And then I went to Arrowtown for a week and 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:08.040 just punished red wine around a bunch of vineyards and. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:08.920 They just popped back out. 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:11.720 So so the pet is the return of the hemorrhoids. 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:13.040 When they were out there, I was out and now 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.559 I'm back dragged back in. But the peak was Ian 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.840 Jones at the at the Rugby last week on Saturday. 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:22.120 He came up to me and a circle is talking 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:23.640 and he goes he points at me, and I'm like, 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:25.240 Ian Jones is talking to me. This is fucking great. 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:28.600 And he goes, did you think we were going to lose? 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:31.520 And I said, I did it should a couple of 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.760 points I thought. I actually got quite worried. And he goes, 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.160 that's why you were never an all black. And there 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.600 was quite a crowd talking. What there's quite quite a 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:42.440 crowd talking? He laughs, And then I just said, there's 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:44.560 a lot of reasons why I wasn't an all black. 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:47.920 I mean, look at me. Brought the house down with laughter. 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:51.160 It was a great Oscar wildie back and forth, room laugh, 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:52.000 a room laugh. 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:53.000 It was a room laugh. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.440 Always leaving a room laf so often when I talked to, 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:55.839 you know. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:59.920 Heroes of my youth, I clam up and I become 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.360 shrinking violet. So so just to have her back and 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:05.600 forth with Ian Jones was was a real It was 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:07.160 a real peak kid. 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.560 So he was you weren't talking to him? He just 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:11.560 came over to tell you why you weren't, and all black. 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:15.520 Yeah, yeah, that's right, I was talking to I was 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:17.800 talking to Jeremy Wells actually. 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.839 Yeah right, I just came over, Yeah, came. It's quite 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.160 a gentle natured dude. Yeah. 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:24.160 Yeah, it was all very It was all very gentle 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:28.600 and funny and well meaning. But you know, I mean, 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:30.280 I'm not saying it was the greatest comeback of all time. 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.880 It's almost like if you just say something confidently back 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:34.880 and forth, there's the rooms ready to laugh, you know 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:35.280 what I mean. 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:38.240 Yeah, yeah, there's a bit of tention there. Yeah that 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.080 was your peak. Yeah that was my peak. Yeah. 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:42.840 The peak was that pits the roids? It pits the roids. 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.599 What's what's the next steps? Have you have you on 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:47.960 the surgery route? Do they have to cut those things off? 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.160 I don't know. I don't know how you deal with it. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.000 Got I've got a doctor friend that I pepper pictures with, 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:57.120 like my mate Sean, Gail and Ralph. I just send 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:58.920 a picture and he and he sends me and he's like, 0:13:59.080 --> 0:13:59.280 have you. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:00.680 Seen Sean peaks of your hemorhoids? 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:02.920 Yeah, yeah, I do, and he says they're all pretty 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:04.880 much the same. I don't need the pictures, you know. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:08.600 It's I'm aware of the the you know, the phenomena. 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:14.840 Yours are particularly unicorn. It's only one as well. It's 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:19.000 just it's just one. I've deployed so many resources are 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:22.920 basically keeping the chemist Warehouse in business with the amount 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:25.720 of resources I'm deploying on the on it. But anyway, 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:29.000 like I'll keep you updated, Yeah, no, please do. It 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:30.359 was an unwelcome return. 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:33.800 You know. Yeah. I know people who have been to 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:37.520 you know, have them treated and and we're taken for 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:40.000 like a local anesthetic sort of scalpel situation. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:40.320 Yeah. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.880 Yeah. They referred to that doctor as the Butcher of 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:47.200 Barrington down there in Christs because I don't think they 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.400 administered the requisite amount of local anesthetics. 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:52.720 I'm going to need a general for that. Put me out, yeah, 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:53.440 put me out. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.120 Because at some point I'm going to make eye contact 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:58.600 with the block, you know, and that's gone. It's great 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.800 work if you can get it moving inroids. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:03.040 You go to mid school for eight years and then 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.000 with scalpel up some stinky dudes. 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.280 Ass. Yeah, your mum's so proud of you because you're 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:11.240 a doctor. And what do you do all right? You're 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:14.840 mainly up dudes asses. Yeah, anything wrong with it? No, 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.760 And while we're staying, while we are already downstairs in 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:20.920 the AFL, but AFL news underrepresented on the Gender podcast. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:25.000 An AFL team charted a flight between two cities over 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.520 there in Australia after the game. It was a four 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:30.600 hour flight and about halfway through the flight, the whole 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:35.560 airplane ran out of water, right, so the toilet couldn't flush. Oh, 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:39.520 it was stuck and the ear the cabin crew had 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.520 to shovel human feces out of the toilet so that 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:45.960 people could keep using it. Wow, it's kicked up a 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:49.080 massive stone over there. Excuse the punt because obviously the 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.160 AFL team look high protein diets. 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:54.560 Yeah, oh god, are terrible. They're also all about. 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.840 Seven feet tools ran into their cubicle. Yeah, it's caused 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:01.040 some issues with the cabin crew. You Yeah, like we 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:01.840 shouldn't have to deal with that. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.320 You shouldn't have to deal with that. No, that's that's 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:07.200 more for you. Do they need a onboard plumber at 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:08.840 all times? Did anyone yell out is there a plumber 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:11.400 on the plane? I mean that on a commercial flight 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.120 you might get a plumber on the plane, you know, 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:14.200 but you're not on a charter flight. 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:15.320 You're not. You're just going to get a bunch of 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.480 AFL guys that don't know what to do. Yeah, and 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:19.200 then you've got a bunch of phizios on there. It's like, 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:20.840 what good are you going to be? Yeah? Sure, if 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:22.520 I go into cardiac arrest or have a bit of 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:24.480 a cramp, you could help me out. Yeah, but what 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:27.760 happens when I clog the toilet down the back? Yeah? 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:30.640