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Speaker 1: You're listening to a podcast from news Talk zed B.

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Speaker 1: Follow this and our wide range of podcasts now on iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 2: Every Friday on Matt and Tyler Afternoons on ZB we

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Speaker 2: name the New Zealander of the Week and honor that

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Speaker 2: we bestow on your behalf to a newsmaker who has

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Speaker 2: had an outsized effect on our great and beautiful nation

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Speaker 2: over the previous seven days. As always, there'll be three nominees,

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Speaker 2: but only one winner. And remember, as I say every week,

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Speaker 2: like the Time Magazine Person of the Year, the New

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Speaker 2: Zealand of the Week isn't always an agent of good.

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Speaker 2: So without further ado, the nominees from Matt and Tyler

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Speaker 2: Afternoons New Zealand of the Week are nominee. One also

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Speaker 2: gets the time to poople get off the poty award.

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Speaker 2: She's in the news again this week. Do we knock

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Speaker 2: her down? Do we work out a one hundred year

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Speaker 2: lease so someone can knock her into shape, or do

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Speaker 2: we bankrupt ourselves keeping her from becoming stinky, rotten and gross.

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Speaker 2: You are beautiful, We love you, but two million dollars

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Speaker 2: a year to keep you closed as freaking crazy Chateau

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Speaker 2: tongarreerro fast becoming Shitto tong Guerrero. You are nominated for

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Speaker 2: New Zealander of the Week. Nominee two also gets the

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Speaker 2: looks a lot like a Hot Yoda Award. He has

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Speaker 2: written some of our greatest songs, Welcome Home, be Mine, Tonight,

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Speaker 2: Slice of Heaven. He's had his health issues, but that

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Speaker 2: isn't stopping him just yet. You will not see a

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Speaker 2: better sing along live show. Sir Dave Dobbin for being

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Speaker 2: a musical genius and a legend for decades and for

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Speaker 2: absolutely ripping the Auckland Town Hall. And you won this week.

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Speaker 2: You are nominated for New Zealander of the Week. Yeah, Dave,

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Speaker 2: all right, But sadly there can be only one and

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Speaker 2: the winner also gets the explosively Heartwarming Award. There is

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Speaker 2: a new crematorium coming to Havelock North. Some want at

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Speaker 2: some don't. But what a caller to Matton Tyler Ufnu's

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Speaker 2: wife wanted was a glass coffin. That wasn't possible, So

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Speaker 2: this great New Zealander lovingly put several coats of lacquer

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Speaker 2: on her casket. It was a thing of beauty. It

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Speaker 2: was a fitting tribute to a lovely lady. It also

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Speaker 2: exploded when it went into the oven for overlaquering your

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Speaker 2: wife's coffin and blowing the bricks out the back of

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Speaker 2: the crematorium. Call it Tony, you ah the met antyla

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Speaker 2: afternoons new zelinder of the week.

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Speaker 3: Take it away, Howie who congratulations, Tony, Give them a

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Speaker 3: taste of peeweed, God bless godspeed, and blow the bricks

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Speaker 3: out of the back of that gramatorium.

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Speaker 4: You beauty, tony' she always one of the glass coffin,

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Speaker 4: so I had to do the next best thing.

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Speaker 5: When I built it, there was pale plank, but there was.

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Speaker 4: Twenty two coats of clear latter on it, and it

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Speaker 4: looked like blass. When they put it on the cremator,

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Speaker 4: it went off like a bomb.

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Speaker 5: They were gonna build me for it. I said no, no,

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Speaker 5: I mean the undertake. I knew what was done, and

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Speaker 5: it was him that presented the coffin to you. I know,

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Speaker 5: you're not allowed to have guns or ammunition or anything,

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Speaker 5: but twenty two coasts of clear lecquer was also very explosive.

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Speaker 3: Fire out ye b yeah, blew the brooks out. Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: What do you think he said that is? I mean

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Speaker 2: that is a heck of a story to finish. But bliss. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but just the torpedo like vision of that, and I thought,

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Speaker 2: he said, Tony, bless you. But it blew the It

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Speaker 2: blew the bricks out.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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