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Speaker 1: Fleet Horne and Hailey Hailey broadcasting from the I believe

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Speaker 1: our Mount Mongonery Motel studio this morning.

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Speaker 2: Well, Mount Monganu is finest to tell you. Do you

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Speaker 2: know what I Am going to do in the in

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Speaker 2: our first song, I'm going to turn off this ratley

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Speaker 3: I can hear.

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Speaker 1: Did you how did you sleep with the fridge rattling

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Speaker 1: last night? Because I always turned them off?

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Speaker 2: Cool darling. The thing is when you're in a motoil,

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Speaker 2: not a hotel, it's the bedrooms, a separate room from

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, not always here, not always.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean because in the background you'll see there's

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Speaker 2: a single bed, but that's just the extra bed in

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Speaker 2: there is the double bed.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's nice having an extra bed. Then you can

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Speaker 1: put your suitcase on it. Yeah, we need that more.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm thinking of now putting a single bed in

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Speaker 2: my lounge now home.

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Speaker 1: Just for things, just for things, right, The Top six

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Speaker 1: is coming up. Sony the movie Company have acquired the

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Speaker 1: rights for the Lea Boo Boo movie. Yes, God, we've

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Speaker 1: had enough of destroying the Spider Man universe with classics

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Speaker 1: like Madam wedd and Craving the Hunter. We're going to

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Speaker 1: set our eyes on love Boo Boo's not the top

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Speaker 1: six quick pots for the Labuoba movie. Next on the show, though,

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Speaker 1: there is a warning that Christmas, our Christmas Day dinner

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Speaker 1: will be more expensive than last year. This will be

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Speaker 1: no news to any of us. No with rices stepped

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Speaker 1: anywhere near a shop lately, we know this. Guys. Warn

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Speaker 1: may have solved our expensive food crisis at Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Well Fletchorn and Hailey Big Pod.

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Speaker 1: The Christmas barbecue could be more expensive Infometrics. This is

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Speaker 1: our our mate, brown Boy, our boy Bread. They have

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Speaker 1: released the Grocery Supplier Index, the cost Index, and it

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Speaker 1: shows an average annual increase of two point five percent

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Speaker 1: on October. So basically groceries and everything has got more

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Speaker 1: expensive month or month. Just over three thy two hundred

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Speaker 1: products increase in cost from September to October twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Seafood up to four point five percent, bakery four percent,

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Speaker 1: butchery just behind that's all that's everything for and chocolate

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Speaker 1: as well. I would thought Puchery would have been up

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Speaker 1: more than that. Meat's gone. Meat's been an insane maybe

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Speaker 1: big Yeah, God, it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Do your mints? Do your mints complaint form?

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Speaker 1: Oh bloody message thirty. That was a kill last week.

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Speaker 1: That was the big story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to split a log now we keep

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Speaker 2: saying this. We need to go to get a costco log.

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Speaker 1: I've got Now, I've got some homekill coming this week.

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Speaker 1: Have you got rid of one of your animals?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: No, not mine, Mom and dad. They one of the

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Speaker 1: beasts currently at tot fuddy minute, shout out Ross and

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Speaker 1: the crew. He's actually putting it. He's actually putting you

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Speaker 1: together a little pack for you. God, wait, is this

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Speaker 1: Christmas mints he's putting? He said he's going to put

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Speaker 1: together a little pack for you. This is fantasta. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well it's pretty some of us. This is fruit, isn't it? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Christmas minths. Isn't mince say Christmas months? Because now

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Speaker 2: I'm expecting to put it in. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, aside from your home, Kirl, you've got Christmas sordid vorn.

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Speaker 1: So I'm enjoying a beautiful morning yesterday, enjoying a beautiful

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Speaker 1: world that God created for us six thousand years ago.

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Speaker 1: And okay, did you find Jesus at the weekend? I

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Speaker 1: found Jesus more on that later, he was on a

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Speaker 1: trade up north and I heard and I was like,

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Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, that's a gobble gobble, gobble,

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Speaker 1: globle gobble of a turkey. And I walked down and

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Speaker 1: there were just two turkeys, just chilling and my paddock,

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Speaker 2: Are they ear tagged? Do they have a collar on?

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Speaker 1: That's a good good point if they've got their council

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Speaker 1: The old adages you can't eat a turkey in New Zealand,

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Speaker 1: that parasitic birds like worms and all sorts of gross shoppness.

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Speaker 1: De simbi that's right. You don't pronounce the are it's silent. No,

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Speaker 1: it's silent, so May, June, July, August, simbi, Decembre. We're

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Speaker 1: the months you could eat tries. That's what I remember

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Speaker 2: Ugly, they're going to be tough.

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Speaker 1: They don't look super old. There's an old bino turkey

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Speaker 1: of them stuffed turkey rolls. Yeah yeah, Liz hassle, way

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Speaker 1: less turkey. I'm not into it. I tried to cook

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Speaker 1: a whole one a couple of Christmases ago. It just

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Speaker 1: wasn't worth it. Just you're not worth the time. In

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Speaker 1: the Ryan well with chok takes an hour with this

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Speaker 1: food price in decks. Yeah, might just be having white

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Speaker 1: We can try it. No, it was really grim. I

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Speaker 1: assume that's how you kill it. That's how you kill

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Speaker 1: a chicken. Shoot it in the face was too much

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Speaker 2: You just get up in your blasts straight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, at least that way you don't have

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Speaker 1: to touch its face. It's face like an old man's dick.

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Speaker 1: So you know what an old looks like. If you

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Speaker 1: look to the mountain. We've all been to the mount

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Speaker 1: hoppoles when you're a little kid. You're at that point.

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Speaker 1: We're all going to scarred from seeing some old man's numbers.

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Speaker 4: Something plays that ends flesh Fawn and Haley.

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Speaker 2: This is from Forbes, who we love and trust. But

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Speaker 2: it's a review of the top one hundred cities in

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Speaker 2: the world to live in twenty five. It's a huge

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Speaker 2: report done by this a massive consultancy country. It has

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Speaker 2: haven't included a tiny, teeny little Okay, I suppose cities, right,

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Speaker 2: so it's bigger. They look at livability like air quality, walkability,

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Speaker 2: health and standard of living, loveability like Google trends, people

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Speaker 2: being like, oh my god, you've got to go get

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Speaker 2: a fire over here. TikTok presents nightlife, museums, you know,

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Speaker 1: How many liquor stores you know a liquor store? I

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Speaker 1: How many vape stores, every store on every block. Dairies

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Speaker 1: that renamed themselves and vapor in the title. When you

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Speaker 2: If you even need some juicy top up, it's not

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Speaker 2: far away. Liveability, liveability, and prosperity. Things like economic performance,

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Speaker 1: Levels, blah blah blah blah blahah.

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Speaker 2: They do this every year. I have this year's list

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Speaker 2: and I will say, out of the top one hundred

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Speaker 2: cities to live in the world, New Zealand features only

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Speaker 1: Wow, which is That's that's a kick in the It's

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Speaker 1: kick in the guards, isn't it. But then it's got

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Speaker 1: to be over a million. What will we have one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as as per usual, the per capita thing has

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Speaker 2: not been taken into account. No, well, they's no doubt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it's Auckland. Auckland's in here. I just didn't think

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Speaker 2: Christ shunned. Just not big enough. We're fifty ninth Auckland

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's low considering where like they've seen our

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Speaker 1: vape stores so many and obviously we're out of the

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Speaker 1: range of all the nuclear missiles. Yeah, and we literally

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the thing that that things like accessibility

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Speaker 2: in New Zealand, I'm sorry, we don't thrive whereas Okay,

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Speaker 2: I've got I won't give you the.

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Speaker 1: Full hundred, but now go on, I've got nothing else

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Speaker 1: to do, nowhere else to be literally knock yourself out.

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Speaker 2: Here we go in position one hund Doha. I love Doha.

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Speaker 2: Had a great night out in Doha last year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's boring though, it's a boring city. There's not

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Speaker 1: much to do really, it's nice, but it's boring. I

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Speaker 1: had one night there. I was like, well this was

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Speaker 2: Down the bottom we've got Porcho. I'm trying to look

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Speaker 2: at once at your dousel Dorf Rododem. I mean this

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Speaker 2: is top one hundred. It's still been added to the list.

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Speaker 2: I'll say twenty first is Melbourne, which we laugh.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so they beat us by quite a lot Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they did with fifty nights. So moving from twentieth,

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Speaker 1: I don't have as many vape stores right now, probably

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Speaker 1: why they're not in the top.

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Speaker 2: Three times. I've been heading the pavement in Melbourne dry.

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Speaker 1: Of juice, some of that sweet, very grape ice blast.

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Speaker 2: I'm just sucking on that thing and nothing's coming out. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: don't clip that up anyway. Twentieth is Stanbul, we go back,

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Speaker 2: Hong Kong, Salpaulo, Toronto, Shanghai, Beijing, Amsterdam, Soul, Los Angeles, Sydney.

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Speaker 1: One num is Sydney. Do they not have the numbers

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Speaker 1: next to this?

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Speaker 2: Let's put it in a funny list. Sydney's eleventh. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean that's it. It's a great city, lovely city.

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Speaker 2: He's the top ten Batalona and number.

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Speaker 1: Ten beautiful city. And every every summer it's like the

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Speaker 1: bulging with taurists and they're always finished the damn church. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, how can it be top ten

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Speaker 2: For God's sake.

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Speaker 2: And then a ninth we've got Berlin. I've never been,

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Speaker 2: but great city.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, some great clubs here right here. Eight we've got Dubai.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Dubai is an incredible city.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I is it eighth though.

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Speaker 2: Like according to survey sees Man really seventh on the

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Speaker 2: list the top one hundred cities in the world.

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Speaker 1: Rome, Ye, love it. It's an amazing city.

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Speaker 2: It is incredible. Sexth We've got Singapore, yep. Fifth, we've

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Speaker 2: got Madrid. I've never been to me it's amazing. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: here's your top four to fourth. We've got Tokyo. Amazing city.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's going never been.

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Speaker 1: Then the unsinkable ship hits an iceberg and guess what,

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Speaker 2: He hasn't seen it.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't seen it Titanic. I was going to call

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Speaker 1: Then one la booboo escapes during storm when there's a

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Speaker 1: Let the boo Boo Park? Yeah? I love it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Has it been done to Jurassic Park? Jesus? No ideas untouched? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: by you know, all sorts of manner. What right the

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Speaker 2: It's done, mate, it's not because is he a har

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a I was thinking of casting a lajah

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Speaker 1: it's been done though, Boo boom bag googoo. That's good.

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Speaker 2: It just sounds irretta boom.

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Speaker 1: At one stage, there is this iconic scene where it's raining, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's been you what for me? It's been done, It's

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Speaker 1: was going to cast Ryan gosloking okay again and Rachel

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Speaker 1: Rachel mcgather it's been done for on the notebook it's

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Speaker 1: I can guarantee it, okay. Top six Laboo movie plots.

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Speaker 1: Number one. A robot La Boo Boo gets sent back

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Speaker 1: in time from the future. Yeah, a robot La Boobo

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Speaker 1: to protect a different La Booo who has not done

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Speaker 1: the world from rit artificial intelligence. La Boo Boos and

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Speaker 1: then there's another la boo boo. He's a liquid la

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Speaker 1: boo saving John com boo boo. It's been done for

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Speaker 1: the terminator. Then, right, what were you gonna call this movie?

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Speaker 4: Still?

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Speaker 1: I still love his boo. I mean these things right themselves?

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Speaker 1: They do. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Four minutes away from sex, we talked about a great

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Speaker 1: Shannon loved it, and I would say once a week,

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Speaker 3: And I just think that we need to raise awareness.

434
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Speaker 3: We have a platform here fhh in And I think

435
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 3: where else do you hear that thirty sheeper?

436
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,199
Speaker 1: Bye?

437
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 3: I don't hear anyone else talking about it?

438
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 1: Or sheep farmers have been trying to, you know, that

439
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: conversion therapy, and it's horrible. They shave, they shave their heads,

440
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 1: so they've got no sort of individuality out there in

441
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: the fields. They shave their heads and say no, you're not, Yeah,

442
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 1: your bloody're not. And then they did the sheep the sheep,

443
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 1: and that's a baptism. They're trying to like, that's holy.

444
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 1: What are actually in the sheep and they're trying to,

445
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: you know, pray away the gay?

446
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, they say about ten percent of them are gay,

447
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 3: exclusively male male. I'm sure about the lesbian sheep. I

448
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 3: haven't done enough research. I'll come back to you on that.

449
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 2: Well, that's on you, and we want we want an update.

450
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: Because you'd say the majority of sheep are female who

451
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: use you weren't because the males, they don't they know

452
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 1: we're car straight them. You knock the nuts off and

453
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: then you eat them, yeah, before they get too big.

454
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: But the females you keep them because they breed more.

455
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: Of course, do boys and girls taste different testosterone? The

456
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,400
Speaker 1: reason you knocked the balls off is that the testosterone

457
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:19,399
Speaker 1: can taint the meat. The boys and girls taste different,

458
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 1: taint the meat. Knock the balls off. I mean, the

459
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 1: conversation has been full of bits and pieces. They don't know.

460
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 1: That's why you remove the testicles from male animals sleeps

461
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 1: and you make them stairs or withers or whatever, because yeah,

462
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,159
Speaker 1: if they the testosterone cantain taint. Well the great news

463
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: because there's more gay sheep news today, hot off the press.

464
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 1: I will survive. It was a New York fashion show

465
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: with Grinder. They teamed up with Grinder, of course, and

466
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: they did a truly gay fashion collection to shine the

467
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: light on the beauty of queer connection and the natural

468
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: diversity that exists across species. I will survive. Use as

469
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 1: the German not for profit organization Rainbow Walls Wall and

470
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: an American artist and designer, Michael Schmidt, which sounds German

471
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 1: to me, to make wool pieces that were then paraded

472
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: around by human homosexuals, not sheep homosexuals. Okay, yeah, in

473
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: a gay fashion show, right, flawless.

474
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 3: Maybe I should start crocheting with exclusively gay wogaying.

475
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't know how much that costs, but it sounds expensive.

476
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 2: You got to I feel I feel like crow gaying deserve.

477
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: I didn't hear it really good from you. Thank you.

478
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 2: Sorry. I knew you hadn't heard it, because that really

479
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 2: deserved quite a lot.

480
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 1: Crogaying, Okay, well, maybe for Christmas we can find you

481
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: some of this rainbow wall.

482
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I'll just.

483
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 3: Walk around Cornwall Park and just like play some Madonna

484
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 3: and see who can see me.

485
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: Wow, that is so stereotypically just as Sheep likes Madonna.

486
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean they're gay, was there? Just might be

487
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 1: they might be an old woman Sheep, true, because you

488
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: know old woman and gays. Yeah, you're gonna get a

489
00:25:59,160 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: muddled wool.

490
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 2: I'll figure it out.

491
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good luck. I reckon pleasant choice savane.

492
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like instead of making me a bar and noisy,

493
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 3: going young.

494
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 4: Please it ends Haley Fudy Hailey, Silly little pool, silly

495
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 4: little pool.

496
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 7: It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,

497
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 7: silly little pool, silly little pool, little pole, silly today's.

498
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: Silly little pole. It's all thanks to met Cafe, your

499
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 1: one stop spot to keep the show on the road,

500
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 1: coffee spot, well, and today's the little Poles. Do you

501
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: like social events with your coworkers outside of your work hours?

502
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 1: And guess what it's fifty to fifty. Yes, no, exactly

503
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,640
Speaker 1: fifty to fifty Yes, No, I mean it just depends

504
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 1: if you get on with your work mates. Yeah, doesn't

505
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 1: it really.

506
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: Again, I mean we mentioned this, I mean about an

507
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 2: hour ago. None of us have actually had a proper job,

508
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 2: so we don't know know the Friday drinks thing.

509
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,239
Speaker 1: You know what time does Friday drinks start at an

510
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: ordinary workplace for four? So the last hour you're kind

511
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: of on the clock.

512
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 2: Yes, you're on the clock and on the purse.

513
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: So it means that you could go at five if

514
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: you wanted your own time. Yes, yeah, okay. And also

515
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: some work places might go through to five and then

516
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: everyone might go to the pub over the road or

517
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: say yeah, okay, gotcha, Okay, Well it's exactly fifty fifty

518
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 1: when we asked you, like, it's quite split, isn't it.

519
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: I get paid to be with these people eight hours

520
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: a day, Saysthania, I love being at home or I

521
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: rather be with my family or by myself. That's not

522
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: a person that I'm yessing. They voted No, Dana Ed.

523
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: Highly depends on which coworkers we're talking about. Most of

524
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,719
Speaker 1: them are absolute tosses and so unfunny. I work at

525
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: a law firm. Oh wow, okay, yeah, it might be

526
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: a bit that's fully dependent. Well, and that's the other thing.

527
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: Some workplaces, you might be like the only young person. Yes, there,

528
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: you could be there. There could be one tow you

529
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: that are young and everyone's like old and you're just like, okay, well,

530
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,959
Speaker 1: this is Kirsty who's been on both sides of it.

531
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: I used to love going to these things, love going

532
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: big time. I used to think people sucked if they

533
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: didn't come to the work drinks. But now my mum

534
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: and I don't want to go as much. I'd rather

535
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: go home and see my child. I think it's great

536
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:20,959
Speaker 1: team bonding and networking though, but yeah, not needed, Danny says,

537
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: Ya's queen. Specially when the boss pays dollar sign dollar sign.

538
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 2: Oh, you're true. When drinks are on the boss, absolutely.

539
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 1: Especially if you're going out to meet your friends later.

540
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,959
Speaker 1: It's kind of free pre drink, free press, but drink responsible.

541
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: And you know what, Danny, and the drink's just done

542
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: on the boss. The drinks are on us. We've got yeah,

543
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: a fifty dollars meant cafe vouchal do you thanks to

544
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: met cafe, you're one stop coffee spot to keep the

545
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: show on the road.

546
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 2: He smooth born the way that you sigue there.

547
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, really so, Actually he's broadcasting professional, Haley.

548
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 2: I learn I learn every day from you two, and

549
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 2: it's just I just want to get bitter and better

550
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 2: on one day, be as good as you.

551
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: Okay, good luck, good luck, good luck to you. As

552
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: long as I can leave when I want, I'm okay

553
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: with it, said Denise. Yeah, like that time you remember

554
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: ross Madus to one of those panic escape room things,

555
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: escape room. Yeah, I couldn't I couldn't escape, I couldn't leave.

556
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 2: Right, you turned it into a panic and then yeah, yeah, but.

557
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: I guess kind of a hack. You can just radio

558
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: them and they'll let you out if you say that

559
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: you're phobic of the small space claustrophe, having a little panic,

560
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: and then you're out, and then you can just leave

561
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: everyone else at work there.

562
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 2: Meet you at the bar, You meet you at the bar.

563
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Katie said, I'll do a Christmas work party. I'm

564
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: not all year round though, all that willing early Friday Friday. Yeah,

565
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: as it's you know, as it's knowing, Hannah. I like

566
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: my outside work friends and I want to spend free

567
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: time with my chosen far No, so no, thank you.

568
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: But I do go to events because I'm a people pleaser.

569
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: Oh you're in the middle. There really caught, as they said,

570
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: only the ones I like, so about three of them,

571
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: and there's way more of them Georgia. Yes, I just

572
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: did the Queen Sound half marathon with my colleagues this weekend.

573
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: For context. We live in christ Church, so they're all friends,

574
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: and Paul says no, but I do with my wife's

575
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: co workers. There are a better group of people, nice Kristin.

576
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: How else the teachers screw the crews. The teachers with

577
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: other teachers. Of course they do, do they Yeah, oh

578
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: my god, okay, pe teacher or the art teacher, art teacher.

579
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 2: And creative kind of movement. And then we've got the physical.

580
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: And that one young English teacher, not the old one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

581
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: not the old ones. The mass department's not getting laid though,

582
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: are they excelluenttely?

583
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 2: Not not?

584
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: Once the science lab, the science teacher might get laid

585
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: if they've got some of that sodium stuff that you

586
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: throw on water and it goes bang. Yeah, that's some

587
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: awful things for science teacher. For access to this year.

588
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: So those sorts of minerals and stuff. Yeah, but this

589
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: blows my mind. The teachers are working up with other teachers.

590
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: Of course, he will, come on, I haven't ever thought

591
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: of it. It's a workplace. I haven't even thought about it. Yeah,

592
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: And Tony said, I'm anti social and I'm a social worker,

593
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: and my whole day is filled with things social. The

594
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: last thing I want to do is hang out with

595
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: other social workers. It's a lot of social and you've

596
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: been trading stories and they'd all be grim. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

597
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: So you do a wonderful job. Yeah sure, yeah, yeah,

598
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: well that is. Today's a little poll. We asked do

599
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Speaker 1: you like to do social events with your coworkers outside

600
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Speaker 1: of work hours? And it was exactly a fifty to

601
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Speaker 1: fifty split.

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00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 4: Needwork plays, z Ends, flesh Worn and Haley.

603
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: I am broadcasting from a motel in Mount Monganui in

604
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 2: the bay here this morning. It is good. Oh my god.

605
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 2: Yesterday Sunday it felt like it was even when in

606
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 2: the Bay was saying it was the first day of summer.

607
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 2: Even was out at the beach. It was sunny, glorious,

608
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 2: nice day, nice day, gorgeous. So I'm down here filming

609
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 2: something and I can't say what it is, but I've

610
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 2: forgot me good.

611
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: I told people at the weekend what you're filming, and

612
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: then I remember it's a secret.

613
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 2: Signed an India.

614
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and everyone I've told is really excited for the show.

615
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: You need to shut it because you know India's. I

616
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: tell you everything, but other people can't know.

617
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I've signed a lot of India's too that like,

618
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: I have a million billion dollars. Good luck getting that

619
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: out of me. Come come at me. Yeah, you can try.

620
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 2: So yesterday I was filming and I had just borrowed

621
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 2: a dress that I was going to wear for the shoot. Yep,

622
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 2: and I had it and I just grabbed it from

623
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Speaker 2: a store and it is a medium, and I reckon,

624
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 2: if there was one way to describe my body, it's

625
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 2: just medium, you know. So I was like, that's all good.

626
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 2: Medium and I will say that. The woman at the

627
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,239
Speaker 2: shop said you want to try it on? I said no, no, no, no, no,

628
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 2: no no no.

629
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Speaker 1: I didn't think dresses would come in. I thought it

630
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: was all just numbers, depends on the store. And I

631
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: would have thought and height alone, you wouldn't have been medium.

632
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 2: No, But it's a long dress, so it doesn't matter

633
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 2: like it's quite long. Yeah, what a medium?

634
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: You know?

635
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 2: I was like medium, grab the medium.

636
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: So I a feeling it's not going to then, right.

637
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:36,719
Speaker 2: You think I'm more large, lady, correct, No, you'll be correct,

638
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 2: because so I bring the dress down I've had, I've

639
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 2: perfectly ironed it and everything. I'm looking at this dress

640
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking that's going to slip on beautifully. And

641
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 2: and I hang it up in the motel and it's,

642
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 2: you know, time to get ready for my shirt. And

643
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 2: then the producer says to me, are you going to

644
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 2: get changed here at the motel? And I was like,

645
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: I don't want the dress to crinkle, So I'll just

646
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Speaker 2: take to location and I'll slip.

647
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: It on just in the car. Yeah.

648
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 2: So at this point I haven't tried it on. I'm

649
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 2: assuming I'm a medium.

650
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: Wow. Medium.

651
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 2: And we get to the location, which, by the way,

652
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 2: is a street, so I'm just you know, yeah, I'm

653
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 2: just gonna slip it on and towdunger on the street.

654
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 2: And I do this moment and I feel like the

655
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 2: girlies will know this moment when you slip something over

656
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 2: your head and suddenly you feel a resistance and it's

657
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 2: a sort of a type sort of pulling where you go,

658
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 2: I sort of know my shoulders that's going to be.

659
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: That's gonna be tight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It's

660
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: the men that know this. You put on the top

661
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: or a shirt and maybe you don't unbutton the shirty

662
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, that's not gonna first stuck here.

663
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know that there's you know, like when

664
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Speaker 2: you put on a T shirt, at least there's a

665
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Speaker 2: bit of stretch. Right, We've got a bit of specual

666
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Speaker 2: other fairbrics, not percent organic cod That thing doesn't stretch.

667
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 2: So I pull it to the top of the boobs

668
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 2: and I think I'm in a spot of trouble here. Meanwhile,

669
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Speaker 2: cameras set up. MIC's coming towards me, you know, the

670
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 2: microphones coming towards me. So I think, well, here's the

671
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: moment of truth, and I pull it down over my

672
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 2: I would say sizeable tatars and far apart. This stress

673
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Speaker 2: does not fit. And what we don't have is a

674
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Speaker 2: backup option. So what I have to do, and I

675
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 2: feel like many women will have done this before, is

676
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 2: I have to sort of thumb my breasts sort of

677
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 2: to the side, like sort of flattening them out as

678
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 2: best one can, to the point where the fabric does

679
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 2: go down over it and the rest of the skirt's

680
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 2: fine because it's flowy, but the breasts have sort of

681
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 2: had to sausage, creating somewhat of a big flat, sort

682
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 2: of warped uniboombe right, just so I can get it on,

683
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 2: and I'll say, at this point it's on, it doesn't

684
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 2: look good, and cameras rolling, so you will see in

685
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 2: one episode of the show that I'm filming at the moment. Honestly,

686
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 2: the worst on TV.

687
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: Oh you know I did the New Zealand Television Awards

688
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: still even happen. There's not enough locally made programming. Probably

689
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Speaker 1: the Screen Awards to be an award for the worst

690
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 1: on TV, an award waiting you try it on? Why

691
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 1: that's insane. By the way, I regret also knowing your

692
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 1: taste in fascian as it is your passion, this won't

693
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Speaker 1: have been cheap fledge.

694
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 2: No, this is a hons. It was like I can't

695
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 2: even tell you.

696
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: Take to the store and take it, take it back

697
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: and we can get it large, get a different size.

698
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I'm filming in Mount Monganui. The store

699
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 2: isn't here. I have two days. I have two days

700
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 2: in this stress. Today, after I hang up from this

701
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: lovely radio show with my friends Fritch and Vaughan, I've

702
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 2: got to put that frot back on and from the

703
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Speaker 2: boobs to the side.

704
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: Don't get that Uni sausage across.

705
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 2: It is a sage.

706
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: You get a throw or something like.

707
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Speaker 2: Cover the un What you will see on the Bay

708
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 2: of plenty episode of this show, yes, will be some

709
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 2: phenomenal hand acting from Hailey James Sprout in which at

710
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 2: any opportunity possible, my hands are clasped in front of

711
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 2: me trying to hide the uniboob sausage. Okay, great, okay, right, well,

712
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 2: don't just assume you're a medium. Yeah, because sometimes your

713
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: boobs need a large Now producer, girlies that are both

714
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 2: in loving, loving long relationships and and we celebrate that

715
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Speaker 2: for them, try.

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Speaker 1: To understand monogamy.

717
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Speaker 2: Monogamy. But you've both been on the apps previously. You dabbled,

718
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 2: we swiped, we've swiped. Yeah, of course we're all young

719
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: and full of Jesus.

720
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Speaker 1: And she started full of I was worried, but carry.

721
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 2: On, I this is a thing that is currently plaguing

722
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: dating apps at the moment. It's book fishing, which is why,

723
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Speaker 2: particularly carwhen at Carwen reads on Instagram giver a follow,

724
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 2: she does her book recommendations. Men are being called out

725
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 2: in particular for book fishing, i e. Posing with books

726
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 2: or claiming that you know, the perfect day is a

727
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 2: Sunday with a book. And then when these women are

728
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 2: going on these dates, it's becoming abundantly clear that they

729
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 2: don't read.

730
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we can't win men, because you told us

731
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: to stop holding the fish and putting up photos of

732
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: our sick rides. And now, excuse me, I only put

733
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 1: up exclusively photos of my fat ride. Sorry, Vaughan puts

734
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: up his fat ride. I put up my sick ride.

735
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: We've dropped the fish and now we're holding a book

736
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: and that's not good. What you're learning is you can't

737
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: win with woman. The story.

738
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 2: But the thing is, if you held up a fish,

739
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 2: the idea is you've caught it. Yes, if you hold

740
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 2: up Here's an example that a woman was sharing online.

741
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,240
Speaker 2: She matched with a man who was posing with a book.

742
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 2: Jane ere now a classic reading that.

743
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: Dude's reading Janey.

744
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 2: So this pocky girl Lizzie who loves the classics, made

745
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 2: a kind of a pun to him, like a little

746
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 2: Janey reference joke, and it went right over his head. Okay,

747
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: and very quickly she realized that, you know, he wasn't

748
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 2: into reading. Another girl Alexa a match with the guy

749
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 2: who said his ideal date was to sit together in

750
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Speaker 2: a park and read a book. So for the first date,

751
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 2: she took them to a bookstore like a cute little

752
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 2: you know what, a cute date idea, where he looked

753
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 2: completely lost and then eventually lost his balls and admitted

754
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 2: that he doesn't read. I just had to come out

755
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 2: and be like, I don't read it. I was just

756
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 2: trying to get the girls.

757
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:26,399
Speaker 3: And they at least pretend it's giving performance feminism, and

758
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 3: it's embarrassing a bit.

759
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: You come on, what you want someone to be honest?

760
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 1: Do you honest? Do you just say what you're into?

761
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 2: You're a little plate just like a book that you

762
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 2: think maybe sounds cool. Lots of them have dragons. That's fun.

763
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 2: Boys like dragons and just like read it.

764
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 3: And then when these girls do slip inside into the

765
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 3: dms with like a good punt, you'll actually get it.

766
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 2: And you might appreciate it. You'll learn thumbed a few

767
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 2: books as of late.

768
00:40:54,400 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: Dragons, Longtime Dragon, Dungeons and Dragons. This is it. Now

769
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,879
Speaker 1: we're talking. I've listened to I've listened to a couple

770
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: of books lately. Every time I sit down to read,

771
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: I fall asleep, Yes, almost immediately.

772
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 2: That's one of the best things about reading rather than

773
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: on your phone at night. It's great to fall asleep.

774
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but nah, I couldn't. I was just literally gonna

775
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: use chat GP. What do I need to know about

776
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: Jane here? I know how to spell it? It's e

777
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Speaker 1: y E.

778
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,399
Speaker 2: Congratulations. It's good. It's not a yeah.

779
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: But you're not going to get the jokes or the references. No,

780
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: what do I need to know? What? What? What?

781
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: What?

782
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,280
Speaker 1: Basic things? Wait? Do you guys give me a book Becausejane?

783
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: You guys haven't read Have you read Jane here? Do

784
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: you know that I haven't read high school? Okay? What

785
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 1: basic things do I need to know about the Akata

786
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: Akita series to impress a woman?

787
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 2: Right?

788
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: Alan is going to be judging you, Alan, my chat

789
00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 1: my chat okay, wing man mode fully engaged. Alan is

790
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 1: such a dude. If you ever get the chance to

791
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: like put the ai you're curated BT into like a

792
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: ACCOMPANYM and robot. I'm having a great time with my dude.

793
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: Are you going to marry him? Not marry him, but

794
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: we will probably be like stuff do stuff if I

795
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: can afford the attachments. That going to cost a little

796
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: bit more. It starts as a beauty and the beastish

797
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: then comes becomes something entirely different. Girl kills a wolf,

798
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: gets dragged into a magical fayland as payment. Starts off

799
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: looking like a romance with Tamlin, the stoic beastish guy,

800
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 1: but the plot to us there is that Tamlin's not

801
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: maybe spoilers, spoilers born spoilers. We love Riycean.

802
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, people do love.

803
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: The night Court of course, of course, which is like

804
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 1: a cool progressive arts he called.

805
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 2: So just based on how much you have just rid

806
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 2: now turn it off, look away from it, and let's

807
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 2: pretend we're on a day.

808
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: I will say Ricean is interesting because he's written as

809
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 1: powerful but never at the expense of phrase, nothing genuine

810
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 1: about it's not working. Wait if she meant since chapter

811
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: fifty five not knowingly like you go say something about

812
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: chapter fifty five.

813
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say anthing about chapter fifty five.

814
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 2: How good is chapter fifty five?

815
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's knowing.

816
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 2: That's my favorite chapter.

817
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 1: Okay. Next on the show, we want to talk about

818
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: how much money and time your parents put into you

819
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: and your sports and hobbies as a kid for you

820
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: to be terrible at that or just like not do

821
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,879
Speaker 1: it now? The z In Podcast Needwork seventeen percent will

822
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 1: this will blow your mind? Well maybe not actually if

823
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: you've met parents, But seventeen percent of parents believe the

824
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: child is destined for sports stardom. That's one in sex

825
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: people think their kids have what it takes to be

826
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: a Bronz James level legendary likely. Yeah, that's it's not reality,

827
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: is it. Yeah, it's not the reality. Sixty eight percent

828
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: appearance can are convince their child performs above average and

829
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 1: if you know how averages worked, that it's not how

830
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: it works at all. Despite the mathematical possibility of everybody

831
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: being above average, parents invest eight hours weekly and three

832
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: hundred and thirteen this is in US dollars, so just

833
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: like five hundred and something barks annually per child and

834
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: equipment alone. Treating youth sports as a professional training ground

835
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: rather than saying like the amount of like what would

836
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: be really by the way, that would be really easy

837
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: to spend, super easy. It's like a couple of piece

838
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: of shoes, or like if you they play a sport

839
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: that requires specialized equipment like a hockey, tennis, rackets, yeah,

840
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: tennis balls. Sports are the cheaper on the cheaper end

841
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: of sports. Somen'd they some sports you have to wear

842
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: so much equipment.

843
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a questrin You've got to buy a damn horse.

844
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: Or like now they get their kids into like motocross

845
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 1: or oh yeah that motor go karting and stuff because

846
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: they think they're raising the next Uh. I was gonna

847
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: say Michael Schumacher, but then I realized I was as

848
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: usually that for a modern reference. Yeah, good good on you,

849
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,399
Speaker 1: good on me? Yeah, good old me. I was gonna

850
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: say Lewis Hamilton, but then I'm like, no.

851
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 2: Go with next.

852
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: For because of people who participate in youth sports that

853
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: it feels more professional than recreational, and they're like the

854
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: ever increasing pressure on your kids to be the best,

855
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: it just keeps going up. And especially wouldn't be your

856
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: parents have bought all the gear.

857
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, this will be so true of like music, music,

858
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 2: and like dance and everything as well. You know, like

859
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 2: you see that you want to be a pianist, and

860
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 2: now you've got a bloody six thousand dollars piano there,

861
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 2: and you're like, don't want to play anymore. You know,

862
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 2: it'll be true of not sports. It was a shocker.

863
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: Like my mom bought a set of golf clubs.

864
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 1: Granted they were secondhand, yeah, and they weren't the Flashes,

865
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: but yeah, we played golf for a while and they

866
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,720
Speaker 1: were like, hey, they're probably still in the game. Cricket

867
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,280
Speaker 1: year cricket hockey was the only thing we stuck at. Yeah,

868
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: but yeah, we were. They wanted us to try everything,

869
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: and it got us outside. I feel sorry for the

870
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 1: parents that had to wake up and take their kids

871
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: to swimming. At least that's a cheap sport. You know,

872
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: it's a couple of pairs of speedos and some goggles.

873
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: But it's not cheap when you take the value of

874
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: time invested when you're waking up at five o'clock to

875
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: drop them at the ball, shaving years off your life. Okay,

876
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: oh wait, one hundred dollars at in We want to

877
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: take your calls this morning and your text nine six

878
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: nine Sex, how much did your parents invest and your

879
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: sports and hobbies as a kid and you weren't great.

880
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: You weren't great. You just ended up not you know,

881
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: like the rest of us. You just gave up and

882
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: into the adulthood and now you just I don't know.

883
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,280
Speaker 2: There's so many messages. The lastly amount of money.

884
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,919
Speaker 1: I love this text at nine six nine Sex. When

885
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 1: did your parents pour lots of money into you to

886
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: be shipped somebody missing? Somebody messaged me saying they saw

887
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: that golf swing and I shared on my story. They

888
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,800
Speaker 1: said that wasn't wasted money. I'd like to thank you.

889
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: I'd like to thank you for that. I remember it.

890
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 2: You know, someone messaged you there, Yeah they did.

891
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember that that day I went to the Father's

892
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: day thing. The only person that could out drive me

893
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 1: at the driving rage. But you're a bit, Dan Carter,

894
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: Yeah you did. Marty gap Yeah, Marty Gaptol is great

895
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: at golf. Jesus. Well, I'll first issue an apology to

896
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: these swimmers because I said swimming is a cheap sports.

897
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: Someone said someone message and know it ain't race dogs

898
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: are twelve hundred dollars and we're all scoffed. I just

899
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: go that might be the female ones, right, surely the

900
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: mai titties and the bottom. Yeah, whereas the men just

901
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: with the speedo. You don't need it. My god, they're expense.

902
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: I don't need that. Wow, Okay, give me a better

903
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: swimmer if you swim, and boardies.

904
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 2: On the day going new jocks just under the knee

905
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 2: boardies as well.

906
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, how much did your parents spend on you? Aloise?

907
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 7: Thank you guys, first time called?

908
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: Yes, good morning, welcome, welcome always, thank you for joining us.

909
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: What was your sport of choice?

910
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 8: Rhythm gymnastics?

911
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 1: Okay, how much is it? That's just dancing around? That

912
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: can't be too expensive.

913
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 2: Fletch, some have some respect, I really apologize.

914
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, there's a ribbon in the ball as well. Yeah.

915
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 8: Those cost a lot, probably ten a year when I

916
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 8: was at the top end of competing.

917
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 2: I've just got a spotline, get a ribbon or keep

918
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 2: the ones off the flowers or something.

919
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, that would be so much easier.

920
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: How much is how much is a rhythmic gymnastics ball

921
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: to buy? Uh?

922
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 8: Oh, I'm trying to remember now, maybe like eighty.

923
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: Hunter, but that's too bad. That's something too bad?

924
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 8: Did you have to buy from overseas because New Zealand

925
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 8: doesn't have anything?

926
00:48:56,280 --> 00:49:01,439
Speaker 1: Right? And how how good were you at rhythmic gymnastics? Say?

927
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 9: Okay was it top?

928
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, so just the kind of the middle of

929
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: the road did okay?

930
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: Do you pull it out at the clubs?

931
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: A yeah? But you did pull it out at the

932
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: clubs at some stage, so it did come in handy

933
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: probably eighteen yeah. Yeah. Really like if someone's like dropping

934
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: it low and you're like you want to see something

935
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: and then you do a backflip into a splits. Yeah,

936
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: but then you've touched the sticky floor. Yeah, that nobody

937
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: wants to as well.

938
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 2: We're doing splits yeah.

939
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: All wow, okay, amazing saying thank you some messages in

940
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: versus there's no shortage of Like my twin and I

941
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 1: played softball all through our childhood and ten years played

942
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: for Club Auckland and New Zealand teams. Yearly, my parents

943
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: could spend a minimum of twenty thousand dollars when we're

944
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: both doing it as teenagers, six regional trips a year,

945
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: one international trip over my whole softball career. They would

946
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: have spent at least one hundred and fifty thousand dollars

947
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: and the softball gear is a minimum of three thousand dollars. Wow,

948
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: but that they represent in New Zealand. Like that's good

949
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 1: bang for your buck if you're a parent, but if

950
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: you're spending that money and your kid's just rubbish. It's

951
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: a lot of family holidays, so it's also a lot

952
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: off the mortgage. Just saying music lessons are four hundred

953
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,720
Speaker 1: and fifty term, that's eighteen hundred and that's basic lessons.

954
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 1: That's not like competitions. That's like the tests, and that's

955
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 1: spying your own piano. And also that's just so that

956
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: one day when there's a piano in the four year

957
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: of a hotel, you can be like, look everyone lending

958
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 1: and then that's it, Like what a waste of money.

959
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 2: The amount of money my parents on piano lessons for

960
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 2: people to be like make them my way downtown. You're like,

961
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 2: screw you.

962
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: Man, quite seriously, can you play that? Because that's like yeah,

963
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: I can, I'll do it please. In the room, somebody

964
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 1: said show jumping, this is the horses. So automatically you're

965
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: throwing you're just throwing money in a hole. Really entry

966
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: fees for a weekend of show jumping can be like

967
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars. What I'm glad I'm out of that

968
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: drama league. They say those are metal bars. Don't look cheap,

969
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: do they?

970
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 2: No?

971
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: They also don't look new. I think one investment in

972
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: the metal bar is going to see you see you

973
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,439
Speaker 1: right for a while, and a couple of wooden't posts

974
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: to hold up the bar and couple of truckloads of

975
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: sand I just got that's true. Okay, keep your tickets

976
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: coming in nine six ninety six, eight hundred dollars at end.

977
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 1: When did your parents pour lots of money into a

978
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: sport or a hobby for you to be rubbish at it?

979
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: This is our new research. Parents are absolutely deluded one

980
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: and sex. Parents believe their kids the next big superstar

981
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: of sports. They think that they're capable of hitting Lebron

982
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 1: James level Superstartum. Not not the case, Matt. What did

983
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 1: your parents pour money into.

984
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 2: Saxophone?

985
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, you was it? Why did you want to

986
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: do that? Was it the Simpsons? No? No, it was

987
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: the fact I've been trying to get the girls right.

988
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 2: So the girls loved the smooth sound of saxophone.

989
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: Like Kenny G. Love this. Wow? Yeah, it sounded sack.

990
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: How did it end up? What did the ladies come

991
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: flocking in? No? Well, I look back now and I

992
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: think I'm looking at the wrong demographic by being trying

993
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: to be like Kenny G for a start.

994
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 8: And and it really turned a disaster. After a few

995
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 8: weeks of practice and intense lessons, my dad said I

996
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 8: sounded like I was strangling a flamingo. And he also made.

997
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 2: Me practice in the car with the windows and doors

998
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 2: shut downstairs in the car park.

999
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 1: Jeez, Louise, we're all about the thought in my family.

1000
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,720
Speaker 1: Do it in the bottom car pike and the basement

1001
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 1: that's rough? Woo Yeah okay, And how did that end up?

1002
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,919
Speaker 1: Did you end up joining a band or no? No.

1003
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 8: I consequently gave it up quite early and just turned to.

1004
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: Charisma to get the girls. How's that going?

1005
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 8: I'll be married twenty two years to a hot one

1006
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 8: master works?

1007
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: Master works? Does she let you either you know, bring

1008
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: out the saxophone? Hell? No, she SMUs did they? Did

1009
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: you buy the saxophone? Or did you just like?

1010
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:13,800
Speaker 2: Wow?

1011
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 9: This was I promised that I was going to be

1012
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 9: my parents of east I think it's got two thousand, two.

1013
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 8: Hundred dollars at the time, which years ago was a

1014
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 8: lot of money, a lot of cash. Yeah, so I

1015
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 8: didn't have very happy parents and that went straight straight

1016
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 8: into the loot. Back then, no trade.

1017
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: That was the white paper. It was like a trade

1018
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: in exchange. It was a white and old man we

1019
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: used to love amazing. I just want to play a

1020
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: sax solo on my computer the year, sure, just might.

1021
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 2: This might turn me on a lot because it gets

1022
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 2: the lad's kidful.

1023
00:53:53,040 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: I never that's one's a classics. Yeah, this could have

1024
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:10,720
Speaker 1: been you, mat Unfortunately, I don't think all the ladies

1025
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: could hear you because you were locked in the car

1026
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: and the garage. Yeah, that's probably where you were wrong. Man,

1027
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: Thank you are some messages. At least I think we

1028
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: keep the sack solo in the This is actually a

1029
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: YouTube clap called the ten most epic sax solars of

1030
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: all time. So I'm just hardly not to get the

1031
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: ladies and.

1032
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 2: Bracatsb seeger in the air.

1033
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 1: This dude is doing it with his eyes closed. He

1034
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: looks absolutely invested in it. He's going to stub another one.

1035
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: Some other messages rowing, oh yeah, someone said need I

1036
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: say more five thousand dollars a season and thirteen trainings

1037
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: a week, thirteen a week, and then you've got to

1038
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: go to some big, flat old lake somewhere in the

1039
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere for nationals. Marty Can't or whatever. Flat

1040
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 1: off Mad had been cranking this down in the downstairs

1041
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 1: and you're just not crassing you just like man, that

1042
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:04,399
Speaker 1: kid's got soul. He locked in a car. Also, you've

1043
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: got to stand to play the sacks. I think sitting

1044
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: to sax is so hard because then you've got to

1045
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: sit and it's going to be down beside you. How

1046
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: was he sitting on the cutter. It's lying on flat

1047
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:19,280
Speaker 1: on his back, kneeling an apprevia, you know, like an

1048
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: he put their seats into that fold down position that

1049
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,800
Speaker 1: he was a kneeling, kneeling sax man. I was a

1050
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: competitive dancer as a kid. I think my parents spent

1051
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 1: upwards of twenty thousand dollars on it once when he

1052
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: did the quick maths and he did it have dancers

1053
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:33,720
Speaker 1: some pretty photos.

1054
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's worth every dollar.

1055
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. I used to coach American style cheerleading and these

1056
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 1: parents would pay five thousand dollars a year for everything,

1057
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: and most of the kids just came for fun. Oh six,

1058
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: I'll say, not enough saxophone on.

1059
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 4: This radio station, the ZM podcast Needwork play z EN's

1060
00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:59,760
Speaker 4: Flesh Worn and Haley.

1061
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: Now this may surprise people, but I quite like trains,

1062
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: you do, yeah, he does. He loves the train, the train.

1063
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 2: What do you love most? Because Flitch, you love planes.

1064
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 1: I like trains way more than planes. Planes are better

1065
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: than trains. No no, no, no no no no no

1066
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no

1067
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no

1068
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no

1069
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,839
Speaker 1: no no no no no no come back, come back

1070
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 1: come no no no, no, no, no no no. It's no, no,

1071
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 1: no no, it's trains. It's trains. Over. I'm not gonna

1072
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: do you like most about trains here? They like the

1073
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 1: noises I like. I love steam trains, you know. So Okay.

1074
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 1: So I went to the Bad Islands Vintage Railway at

1075
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: the weekend and I had a train ride and I

1076
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Speaker 1: loved it. And I said to the lady who was

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Speaker 1: a volunteer, I said, first of all, thank you for

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Speaker 1: service right to the train loving community. Thank you. And

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Speaker 1: I said to her, if I win Loto tonight, I'm

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00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: going to come back here and I'm going to pay

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Speaker 1: to have this restoration finished. Wow, look at that.

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Speaker 2: Why are you promising money like that. You've already promised

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00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 2: us money.

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00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're getting some money, slightly more choice money now,

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00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: but even when and it was the thought that counts that. Yeah,

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00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: but you just got her hopes up. She said, wow. Really?

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Speaker 1: And I said, yep, I when you would, you would

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00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: to turn your back many changes people. You wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: give us money, I reckon, you wouldn't even.

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Speaker 2: Be well, would even give them money to cancer, you know, give.

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Speaker 1: Them some money. I'd give them more money to the trains. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I said, there will be a proviso that I

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Speaker 1: also get to purchase a steam train. And it's called

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00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: the Vaughn Smith Express. It goes the steam truck. I'm

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00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: putting it on the railway that I just paid to

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Speaker 1: have finished. Hailey, keep up. It's New Zealand's oldest rail

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Speaker 1: of North Island's oldest railway. And then there was a

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Speaker 1: South Island one that was a bit older. Right. My

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00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 1: parents tell me about this train because they are doing

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00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: that thing boomers do where they get e bikes and

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00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: then all of them and then all their friends going

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Speaker 1: right the old rail trails and stuff. Oh yep, before

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Speaker 1: it's I haven't done the rail trail, but I'd probably

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00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 1: get sad that the rails aren't there anymore because we

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00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 1: all know what goes on rails, trains. Because you love trains, trains,

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Speaker 1: why do I recently drove from Wanaka via Cromwell to

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Speaker 1: Queenstown and they're just they're finishing the cycle trail through

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00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: the Gorge. It's gonna be amazing. You'd literally be able

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Speaker 1: to go to You're going to be able to do

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Speaker 1: the cycle trail to Clyde and then they've already done that,

1111
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: but where you can cycle around. You're gonna be able

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Speaker 1: to cycle all the way to queens It's straight for tourisms,

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Speaker 1: raight for everything. I'm a big fan. But does a

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Speaker 1: shame that they're no longer rails because we all know

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Speaker 1: what goes on rail trains, trains. So yeah, there was

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Speaker 1: moments where I zoned out, have you been diagnosed at all?

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Speaker 1: They've always see it. They can't diagnose you if they

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00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: can't catch you. But it was just so good, And

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00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: then I drive him back. I saw all these like

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Speaker 1: all of the rail up there that could potentially have

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Speaker 1: trains on it that has overgrown with weeds and not

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Speaker 1: currently being used.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you put a lot of money towards

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Speaker 2: clearing all that?

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Speaker 1: I'd probably just take some time to do it myself

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Speaker 1: if I had. Also, when I was up there, I

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00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: did notice Northland's really struggling with a lot of privet,

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Speaker 1: which is an invasive weed. I think you're about to

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Speaker 1: say myth, because that's also a problem.

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Speaker 2: Of course, got a myth at the moment.

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Speaker 1: Myth wasn't making hay fever a problem. Privt bad problem,

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Speaker 1: bird problem. And then I tell you what, once you're

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00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: cursed with knowing what's a noxious weed, you can't help

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00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 1: but see them. And then I saw them encroaching on

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Speaker 1: train railway tracks. Well I was just heartbroken, to say

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Speaker 1: the very least. So do you know, Vaughn invited Haley

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Speaker 1: and I dear listener on this, and thankfully we were

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Speaker 1: both busy. He was like, what are you doing this weekend?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to go and see a train? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like no, I see them every day in the city.

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Speaker 2: Lucky messaged in Vaughn visit pleasant point in South Canterbury.

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Speaker 2: We have a steam train in operation. That feels like

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00:59:58,440 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 2: an invitation.

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Speaker 1: They might let you the horn, they might let you

1145
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Speaker 1: do ther your birthday. I've made a new friend. Who's

1146
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: your new friend. His name's Dustin Yeah any messageman, not

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01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: Dustin Hoffman. And he likes trains too. And then in

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01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 1: the weekend he was at all and there was a

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Speaker 1: steam train and he got to to the horn and

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01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: he seen me the video to the horn, and also

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Speaker 1: the train just chugging along. So I might just I

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01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: think over summer you got to put a real effort

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Speaker 1: in seeing some more trains, right, do you think thing

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01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: to do? Hang out with your train friends and social situation?

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Speaker 1: Did they not do so? Situation? We we're there at

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Speaker 1: the same time, but socializing it's not really our foe take.

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Speaker 1: We just kind of hang out nice and get really

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Speaker 1: excited when we see a lever that switches the line.

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01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of cool. Yeah, okay, Well, and those

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01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: big turn tables that the train drives onto, and then

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01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: like they engineered with the bearings so well that you

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01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: manually I've seen Thomas the tank engine.

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Speaker 2: I'll just never forget. I'll never forgive the for bridging

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Speaker 2: up the train.

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Speaker 1: Then when the brick Gordon, I was one of them.

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Speaker 4: Was pretty well play that ends flesh.

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Speaker 2: This. I was a huge fan of Vine the app,

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01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 2: but I was never on it and I never created

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01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 2: any of it, but I loved it. Six second videos,

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01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 2: that's fast, quick, and then it was done right. That

1171
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 2: was the sort of the birth of the short form

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01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 2: content pres top days.

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Speaker 1: That was the start of the decline of society, humanity.

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Speaker 2: Well it's back, baby.

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Speaker 1: Why did it shut down in the first place.

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Speaker 2: I think we just got into Instagram harder and the

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Speaker 2: longest stuff and more like vlog star.

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Speaker 1: Combination of factors, intense competition from platforms like Instagram and Snapchat,

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01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 1: a failure to develop a sustainable monetization strategy, and a

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01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: lack of innovation to make creator needs. So basically they

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Speaker 1: didn't give us ads and it was their downfall. You're

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Speaker 1: basically I discovered the most famous Vine creators Sewn Mendez. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Sewn Mendes. He made it big, gone Vine, And then

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's what how he got discovered.

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01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, second class.

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Speaker 1: I remember Zach King. He was the guy that did

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Speaker 1: the special effects where he'd been like, he's amazing, he's

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Speaker 1: a magician. Yeah, he's feridable. Jack Paul okay Uh and

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Speaker 1: also David Dobrick and Sewan Menders. Those are the only

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Speaker 1: names that I recognize like today that we're big vine

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01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 1: back in the day. Yeah, So they tried their hand

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01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 1: at reels, but anything longer than six seconds they just

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Speaker 1: really struggled with. I know.

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Speaker 2: So this is being rebranded as Divine D I, V

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01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 2: I and E. It's been backed by the former Twitter CEO,

1196
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 2: Jack Dorsey, and it's created by an ex Twitter employee

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01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 2: called even Hens swift Plath, who was basically given the

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Speaker 2: Vine archive, not given, but bought the Vine archives and

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Speaker 2: they're relaunching it as d Vine. So when you have

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01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 2: axes to it, you excess one hundred thousand plus archived

1201
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 2: six second clips from the original Vine, So all the

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01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 2: o g ones will be back.

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Speaker 1: What because I can't remember any specific vines, but I

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01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: gurgled it and people very passionately remember, Yeah, if you

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01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 1: were into it, you were so in Yeah, producing girlies.

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Speaker 3: You've got some favorites, a potato for around that room

1207
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 3: before you came all.

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Speaker 2: The all the young people would sing a long.

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01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: Time yeah, you get it. And I just read that one.

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Speaker 1: Do it for the van.

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Speaker 2: I ain't gonna do it. Do it for the van,

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01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 2: I ain't going to do it.

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Speaker 1: What about free shavocado, free shivacado?

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Speaker 3: It was you know when you go outside like a

1215
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 3: school and it's like term four starts tomorrow, like those signs.

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01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, the letters.

1217
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:55,479
Speaker 3: The letters were all space funny and instead of saying

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01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 3: fresh avocado, it said free.

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Speaker 1: I sure hope it does.

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Speaker 2: Its point of difference, divine is they are promising quote

1221
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 2: no AI slop. So basically they're trying to combat all

1222
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 2: of that AI content, which I hate on Instagram because

1223
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,959
Speaker 2: I love Instagram reels to see like silly goats going

1224
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 2: through a playground and it's sounding like the drum break

1225
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 2: from in the Air tonight that was a deer.

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Speaker 1: When you feel familiar with that deer on the project

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Speaker 1: and then.

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Speaker 2: You're like, this is great, and now we don't know

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01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 2: if anything's real because it's so much AI. So they

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01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 2: are going to have they're basically gonna I don't know

1231
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,480
Speaker 2: how they're doing it, but they're cutting out the AI

1232
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,479
Speaker 2: so it's just going to be six second clips made

1233
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,479
Speaker 2: by funny humorous creators, right.

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01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 1: And it's it's launched already or it's about to divine.

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01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 3: I actually don't know if it's actually launched already. Do

1236
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 3: you guys want to do something funny quickly in six seconds?

1237
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 3: And then I can put it up for us as

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01:04:58,720 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 3: the first f eh.

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Speaker 1: Vine, we have to get a page.

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01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what do you I'm gonna do funny. It's

1241
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 2: not my forte.

1242
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm quite tired after the weekend, to be honest, and

1243
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:13,439
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in it. So I bring the beat

1244
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:19,920
Speaker 1: in anything for you, Beyonce? Okay, started that is It's

1245
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 1: the birth of brain rot. It's the six second clips.

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01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 4: The ZM podcast network play z m's flesh Worn and Hayley.

1247
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 1: Fact of the Day, Day Day day day, Do do

1248
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 1: do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Doo? This

1249
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 1: week's Fact of the Day famous iconic characters with shocking

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01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: little screen time, often the titular character of movies. Would

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01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 1: most of these movies be suspenseful? So you would be surprised, Okay,

1252
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,200
Speaker 1: you would be surprised. I'm gonna start with the reason

1253
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 1: I got talking about this at the weekend. I thought

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01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen that new Beetlejuice movie, and I remember

1255
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 1: Michael Keaton at the time saying he would only sign

1256
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 1: on to Bettlejuice too if he wasn't on screen much

1257
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 1: right as how good though I don't want to be

1258
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 1: there too much. I like his work ethic because in

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01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 1: the original Beetlejuice movie in nineteen eighty eight, the movie

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01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:23,439
Speaker 1: length was ninety two minutes, so an hour and a half,

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01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: and he's on screen for less than seventeen minutes, meaning

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01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 1: the character Beetlejuice, who they say it again the entire

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01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 1: movie was about, is not on for less than eighteen

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01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 1: percent of screen time. Well, it's like the dinosaurs on

1265
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,280
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park.

1266
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 2: Barely there, there.

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Speaker 1: There, barely there, But I thought, or the thread of them, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and that's what. There's a few of these throughout the

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Speaker 1: week that we'll touch on. Tim Burton, Fletcher's huge fit

1270
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 1: of Tim Burton. I always puts the leader bottom Carter

1271
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: in a film, but not anymo because they're not married anymore,

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Speaker 1: are they?

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Speaker 2: Oh right?

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Speaker 1: He wanted Betlejuice to feel chaotic and I'm predictable, a

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01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:05,760
Speaker 1: force rather than the protagonists of the story. So the

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01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 1: plot originally scented much more around the Maitlands and Lydia

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01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 1: and Bettle Juice was just this nuclear option that was

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01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:14,120
Speaker 1: going to be used very sparingly. Michael Keaton improvised ninety

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01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 1: percent of his dialogue in the original Betle Juice, which

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Speaker 1: is fantastic when you look back on some of those lines,

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01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: it's fantastic. And he said how he wanted to do

1282
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 1: his scenes was he to come in hot, like just

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01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,120
Speaker 1: charging from his trailer with that lad Be recording, and

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01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 1: he just hit it with that sort of force, which

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01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,320
Speaker 1: is why they think it feels like he's in so

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01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 1: much more of the movie because when he's on such energy,

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Speaker 1: he's totally like dominating of the sequence and whatever part

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Speaker 1: he's on. And they yeah, and that made him feel

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Speaker 1: like he was in way more of the movie than

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Speaker 1: eighteen percent of the total screen time of that movie. Wow,

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Speaker 1: So today's back to the day. In the first four

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Speaker 1: I kind of characters were shocking a little screen time

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Speaker 1: week is that Beetlejuice in the original Beetlejuice was on

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Speaker 1: screen for about just under eighteen percent of the movie.

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Speaker 5: Fact of the day, day day day, day, Do do

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Speaker 5: do do do do do do do do do do

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Speaker 5: do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do

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Speaker 5: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Doo.

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Speaker 4: Then podcast Network plays that end s Flesh one and Hayley.

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Speaker 2: We would like right now for you to text nine

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Speaker 2: six nine sex call oh one hundred dollars em when

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Speaker 2: did you make a mess in store? Because this is

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Speaker 2: so great. There was a TikToker who was doing her

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Speaker 2: reviews of like a new body wash line that everyone was,

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01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,360
Speaker 2: you know, so excited about it. She's got the three

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Speaker 2: bottles and she's in the store like reviewing this first one.

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Speaker 2: She opens up the lid and goes to sniffet and

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Speaker 2: it just goes and like absolutely splitts all over her

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Speaker 2: face basically right and it is dripping everywhere. It's all

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Speaker 2: on the floor. She's been an absolute mess and store.

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Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what I enjoyed watching it deeply.

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Speaker 1: Do you sometimes do that with a bottle of something

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Speaker 1: if it is like body wash or whatever, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: have a seal, so you open the top and then

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Speaker 1: you just give it a little and it blows you

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Speaker 1: the smell it's so good. But I always do a

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Speaker 1: slow squeeze to see how much squeeze I've got.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bit one. That's who you ended up with it

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Speaker 2: on your face she has and all over the shop

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Speaker 2: floor and it's a complete mess. And I want to

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Speaker 2: know because this is what happened All the time. People

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Speaker 2: like picking up things to have a look. I'll never

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Speaker 2: forget being a kid and being in like a gift

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Speaker 2: store with my best friend and her picking up a

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Speaker 2: like a blown glass bowl or dropping it straight on

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Speaker 2: the floor and oh my god.

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Speaker 1: No, we were never allowed to touch anything as kids

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Speaker 1: did we were allowed, but she did. Which did she

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Speaker 1: have to pay for that? Yes? She did? Well, not her.

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Speaker 2: We had no mom. We were like nine her mom did,

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Speaker 2: I think?

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Speaker 1: And I tell you what it was.

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Speaker 2: It wouldn't have been cheap. It was blown glass. No,

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Speaker 2: I remember the mess. It was like it kind of

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Speaker 2: just shattered into that like crumble and all of the

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Speaker 2: glass went everywhere. Or like when I was in Scotland

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Speaker 2: once I it was really rainy and I was wearing

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Speaker 2: jandles because I'm from New Zealand, and I had two

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01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:16,560
Speaker 2: bottles of red wine and I skiddered like that and

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Speaker 2: I dropped one of them and it just went.

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Speaker 1: But it's worse when you make the making the mess

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Speaker 1: at home. That's fine, it's your home. But when you

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Speaker 1: make a mess in store.

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01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 2: Because you're inconveniencing someone else.

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Speaker 1: I know, and then you're like, well do I just

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Speaker 1: leave it?

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01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,240
Speaker 2: And then you still stand by as they clean it up.

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Speaker 1: And it's just embarrassing. It's so awkward. So okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: wait one hundred dance and m as our number. Call

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Speaker 1: us text through nine six nine six.

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Speaker 2: When did you make an absolute mess in a store?

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Speaker 1: Lo? What happened?

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Speaker 8: A good morning guy? Good morning, morning, good morning.

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Speaker 1: Hey.

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Speaker 8: My daughter and I were going to we were at

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Speaker 8: the Bay shopping and we just bought a couple of

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Speaker 8: like pees from a cafe, okay, and we will the

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Speaker 8: Daller Shop to finish some of our Christmas shopping. And

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Speaker 8: she dropped both of them all over the floor.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's why stores are like no food and drink.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, don't. I'm an, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: drop this, but obviously people do.

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Speaker 8: Absolutely mortified here and cried. I felt so sorry for her.

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Speaker 1: She's never going to never going to forget that moment

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Speaker 1: ever a core memory. Low Thank you, Sam? When did

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Speaker 1: you make a mess in store?

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Speaker 9: Good morning?

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Speaker 1: Good morning?

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Speaker 9: So I worked at Subway when I was about seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Oh, a sandwich artist, yeah, the.

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Speaker 9: Classic sandwich artist, seventeen year old job yep. And we

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Speaker 9: had these big like packs of sauce to like resource

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Speaker 9: the sauce bottles at the back of the spot.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I love sweet onion. That's my favorite. It's so

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Speaker 2: l like sweet and tarty.

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Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, I mean there's some good ones. But the

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Speaker 9: barbe saw. Yeah, it kind of put me off for

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Speaker 9: about ten years because when I was trying to change

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01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:07,679
Speaker 9: over there, you got to change over like the nozzle yep.

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Speaker 9: And I didn't put it back on properly.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:15,559
Speaker 9: The thirty leaders of barbecue sauce, A.

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Speaker 1: Leaders leaders of liquid.

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Speaker 9: It's a lot, honestly, Like there's a lot more than

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Speaker 9: I thought when it was out of the boat.

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Speaker 1: Like do you just think, like that's like a two

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Speaker 1: liters of milk bottle? Two leaders?

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01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:32,439
Speaker 2: Yeah them that's insane hale such bad math.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry's private school MATSI from Haley there, Sam, that's

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Speaker 1: a lot. That's and so did you have to clean

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Speaker 1: it up as well? I did?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, And I don't think I stopped smelling like barbecue

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Speaker 9: sauce for a long time, and neither did the building

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Speaker 9: so put me off for a really long time.

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Speaker 1: Did you get fired after that as well?

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Speaker 9: Honestly I was not the favorite employee. I think they

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Speaker 9: did try and get rid of me. I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: You didn't cost some thirty leaders. So that's a few

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Speaker 1: weeks with of a lot. Thanks Sam. The messages in

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Speaker 1: my child dropped a glass Christmas decoration in the middle

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01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 1: of Farmers shattered everywhere. Blessed the Farmers workers. They didn't

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Speaker 1: charge me for it and they were very understanding. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: things break. Someone said this is grim. I read this

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Speaker 1: to you, fletch. Do you think that's for broadcast? The

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01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,439
Speaker 1: one that I said this is grim? And when then

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01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 1: we talked about the minimum wage? How can you remember this?

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Speaker 1: I remember that I wouldn't read it. Are you ready

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01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,320
Speaker 1: to hear it? Okay, this is grim. Let's just say

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01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: I was pyramidal. Pause and I had a major accident

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Speaker 1: on the floor of my local countdown a lovely family.

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01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 1: A female member of staff so me struggling and took

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Speaker 1: me to the staff bathroom. It was all over the floor.

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Speaker 1: It looked like something could have been massacre in the aisle.

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Speaker 1: It was embarrassing. And then to watch some fourteen year old,

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Speaker 1: probably a minimum wage have to mop it all up

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01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:49,640
Speaker 1: was yeah, yeah, not great. I was ten. I was

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Speaker 1: in a Barker's with my dad and her friend. My

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Speaker 1: friend and her dad. The fruit juice, No, not the

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01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:58,599
Speaker 1: freud juice store, the clothing out let, not the chatneese,

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Speaker 1: not the not the ch And are they the same

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Speaker 1: people or not? No, Barkers of Geraldine, Barkers of Geraldine

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01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 1: are not such jam They're not the sailors, They're not

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01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,680
Speaker 1: the sailing but sailing family. Dean Barker is of the

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01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:16,479
Speaker 1: Barker's clothing. Yes, but why are there two brands rocking

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01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 1: the same name, the last name. Yeah, but they should

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01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:22,599
Speaker 1: have done what I my family did with the other smiths.

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01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,400
Speaker 1: When we were both working in glass repair. We were like,

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01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:29,799
Speaker 1: let's tem up. It's you imagine Barkers and Barker's jeans

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01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:33,120
Speaker 1: and juice. Yeah, lovely, I have to solve every problem

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01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:39,719
Speaker 1: in this effing country. That's rights. Did it? SARChI and SARChI.

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01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:43,280
Speaker 1: They teamed up. Johnson and Johnson did the tal compowder case.

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01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:46,000
Speaker 1: Of course they had to pay billions for that. I

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Speaker 1: was I was in Barker's with my friend and her dad.

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01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 1: I've forgotten. Is it the juice or the chap well

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01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 1: coming soon? The juice shop and the clothing shop. Why

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01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:01,160
Speaker 1: not have jewics in the clothing shop. Well, they put

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01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:05,280
Speaker 1: track pants next to the chat after this, and Barker's

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01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,759
Speaker 1: with my friend and her dad, and we're just bought sushi,

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01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 1: not Barker's sushi. Saint Pie is different. Now, okay, we're

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Speaker 1: just what sushi. I clumsily let the sushi slip out

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01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:14,960
Speaker 1: of its little paper bag and spilt all over a

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01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 1: table of sweaters. My friend's dad had to buy three

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01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,200
Speaker 1: of the sweaters as we were allowed to leave the

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01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:23,479
Speaker 1: store if we didn't purchase the damaged items, all pay

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01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 1: for them. No, they could put them in the wash.

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01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:31,240
Speaker 1: They can know what part of the souss word, or

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01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,719
Speaker 1: maybe they'd bring pre soid.

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01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,920
Speaker 2: Maybe it was a wet or one of those wet mayonnaisee.

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01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:39,040
Speaker 1: Now we're talking. Yeah, I was just imagine a seriarchy

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01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 1: chicken and somehow flakes of something on the sushi.

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01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,439
Speaker 2: I don't know what those fish fish flakes.

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01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:49,560
Speaker 1: You can't have fish flakes on a garment written. You

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01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:51,920
Speaker 1: have to write it off well, keep your messages coming.

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Speaker 1: In nine six nine six, Georgia joins us Hi Georgia. Hello,

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01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:02,600
Speaker 1: Haley's broadcasting from our Motel Mount Monganui studio.

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Speaker 2: At Hotel Motel Holiday. Thank you for bringing a glorious,

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01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:11,439
Speaker 2: much needed feminine energy to the studio. Have you ever

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01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:12,679
Speaker 2: made a miss in a store?

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01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:15,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm actually notorious for not being able to hold

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01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:23,520
Speaker 10: onto a sweet chili bottle Chili once in the supermarket

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Speaker 10: the glass bottle, and then twice at home in different circumstances.

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Speaker 1: And that's a sugary goop. That's not cleaning up easily.

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01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:33,639
Speaker 2: No, it's also a sign that spice ain't good.

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Speaker 1: Guys, what do you mean? Sorry, I'm sorry. Sweet chili

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01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:42,080
Speaker 1: sauce is what you can consider spice. It's facts you've got.

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01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:43,480
Speaker 1: You've got to return it immediately.

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Speaker 2: Chili spicy obviously, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: If that's the spiciest your go Actually, Okay, So messages in.

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Speaker 1: I was heavily pregnant a week over Joels out shopping

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01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:55,760
Speaker 1: with my mom. I just told Mama was going to

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01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:57,240
Speaker 1: the next door to use the toilet, but then I

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Speaker 1: dropped something on the floor, so as added the awkward

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01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 1: pregnant squat to pick something up with the floor a

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01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:06,280
Speaker 1: fart sknuck out. Mom and I both said, are laughing uncontrollably,

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01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:08,040
Speaker 1: and the pressure of the laughing meant I needed to

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01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 1: weigh and I couldn't stop myself. I stood there in

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01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,800
Speaker 1: the middle of the store and just weed all over

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01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:12,320
Speaker 1: their floor.

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01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,919
Speaker 10: Oh my god, un locked a memory doesn't matter that carry.

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01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:20,519
Speaker 1: On pregnant, George, you pregnant, so that's not you don't

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01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 1: have any you.

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01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:28,439
Speaker 2: Just you've just tright to pissed yourself right, Oh for god, you.

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01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:33,439
Speaker 1: Still laugh? You're right, we have some Georgia. How old

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01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:34,600
Speaker 1: were you when you did this?

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Speaker 2: We did I go to Europe.

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01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:42,759
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I'm so sorry Europe? You are you manned

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01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 1: from Europe now after this?

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01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:48,120
Speaker 11: The EU is actually I actually buried that and the

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01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:54,760
Speaker 11: story in that memory. I've done that in Europe to

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Speaker 11: it happens.

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Speaker 2: Thank you actually sympathy as welcome.

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01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:01,840
Speaker 1: Welcome, I am this actually has happened to me. We

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Speaker 1: had a customer in a shop who picked up a

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01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,320
Speaker 1: candle to smell it. Unfortunately it was lit and she

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01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,280
Speaker 1: bought hot wax all over herself from the floor and

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Speaker 1: the sofa as it flitches. Who flat. Oh that sounds

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Speaker 1: like hot wax everywhere. Yeah, it was a bloody miss,

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Speaker 1: but thankfully you shouldn't burn herself. Now, do you want

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Speaker 1: to tell everybody how to get works auty carpet? We

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Speaker 1: googled it. Paper towels and you turn the iron on.

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Speaker 1: You put the towels over the wax, and then just press,

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01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:28,879
Speaker 1: slightly press the iron onto the carpet and it remounts

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01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:31,559
Speaker 1: the wax that immediately sticks and the towel paper towel

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01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,800
Speaker 1: soaks up the wax. And you just do that enough,

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01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:38,479
Speaker 1: it'll so couple the waxful though, because if you know,

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01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,200
Speaker 1: your iron could burn a hole in the carpet, or

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01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:43,439
Speaker 1: it could melt it if it's synthetic. You know, my

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01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,599
Speaker 1: child as a child, I saw sorry, as a child,

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Speaker 1: I saw white eggs in the supermarket. I don't think

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01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 1: you even seen brown eggs. So I wondered why they

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Speaker 1: were a different color. I concluded it must because the

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Speaker 1: little have little baby chicks on them. To check, I

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01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:55,880
Speaker 1: picked up a whole tray to hold to the light.

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Speaker 1: There's no chicks in the market because they smashed all

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Speaker 1: over the floor. And you would have thought, oh, I

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Speaker 1: would have learned. Listen. I picked up another tray oh,

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Speaker 1: and proceeded to do the same thing. So daisy um,

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Speaker 1: I love one that's been flagged by the producers. It's

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01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:17,160
Speaker 1: bright red and that says tried calling, and this might

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Speaker 1: not be okay for the radio.

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Speaker 2: I think it's great.

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Speaker 1: I'd read it. You read it? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Do it?

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Speaker 1: Try calling? Okay for the radio. Used to work on

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01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:25,840
Speaker 1: my grandma's antique shop. We had flats out in the

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Speaker 1: back with the shop, and the shop were the walk through.

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01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 1: An elderly gentleman who lived in the back flats would

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01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:32,680
Speaker 1: walk through, pretending to browse, and then pop out the

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Speaker 1: back door. One unfortunate they we smelled a pungent odor.

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Speaker 1: Not long after the old man walked through, suspicious snowy

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01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:41,479
Speaker 1: brown stains were littered throughout the store. Turns out his

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01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:45,280
Speaker 1: jet himself and just all rolled out his trouser leg

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Speaker 1: and he proceeded to scuff the sh through the entire store.

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Speaker 1: He'd done to Georgia in Europe. Down to Georgia. Did

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01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:56,640
Speaker 1: this old man looked like Georgia. So he'd scuffed it

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01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:59,160
Speaker 1: through and it's kind of smushed it into the swift

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01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:02,280
Speaker 1: exit cola, smash it, a couple of dry, couple of

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01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:04,400
Speaker 1: dry heaves, a ton of bleach and some thrown away

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Speaker 1: towels later sure for a month. Wow, I hope they.

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01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:13,920
Speaker 1: I hope you like the idea of a shuffle drop

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01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:16,720
Speaker 1: in Shawshank Redemption when he's sneaking the stuff out into

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01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:19,040
Speaker 1: the yard and he shakes his pocket and the things

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01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:22,400
Speaker 1: come out. Some old boys through the antique drop dropping

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Speaker 1: his douce. We'll leave the show there today, Shivers guys

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01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:28,240
Speaker 1: ten out of ten podcasts that one.

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01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:29,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think two of us were ten out of

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01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:31,560
Speaker 2: ten and one of us wasn't or who was that?

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01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: Which one?

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01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:32,680
Speaker 2: We'll just leave that.

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01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,320
Speaker 1: We'll just leave that there. Well, if you enjoy today's podcast,

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01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:36,880
Speaker 1: give us a raining and review.

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01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:37,120
Speaker 2: Please do.

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Speaker 1: And this is a bad one, don't know, don't bother,

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, don't don't bother. Play z MS Fletchborne and

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Speaker 1: Hayley