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Speaker 1: This is the Agenda Podcast for Thursday, the eleventh of July.
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Speaker 1: Vulture morning late. It's coming home.
Speaker 3: It's not coming home. It's not coming home. England farted
Speaker 3: through to the final bat it's Spain. Are they going
Speaker 3: to do them?
Speaker 1: I think they might do. We went down to normal
Speaker 1: taps this morning. They were showing the Europe's Yes morning,
Speaker 1: we got down there for the second half. It was one,
Speaker 1: all tied in the first half and I've had a
Speaker 1: bit of success getting on the penalties. Yes, a team
Speaker 1: to win in the penalties. But right on the ninetieth minute,
Speaker 1: Ollie Watkins has there for a bit of football Knowledgeay,
Speaker 1: he scored off what you would call in the basketball
Speaker 1: world a post up and it was by the thinnest
Speaker 1: of margins. He kicked it just between his defender's legs
Speaker 1: and then just on the outside of the goalies extended
Speaker 1: there and they were done. And basically by the timing
Speaker 1: of that goal, it seemed because You couldn't really split
Speaker 1: either of those teams, could you.
Speaker 3: Now that were the first half was a lot different
Speaker 3: from the second for some reason, but I suppose it's halftime.
Speaker 3: He just the Dutch completely changed their game plan. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I look like from a person who knows
Speaker 3: nothing about football, and being a very expensive game too,
Speaker 3: been a very defensive game. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, and the commentators were even saying like, neither team
Speaker 1: wants to lose this. It's one all. Yeah, so they'll
Speaker 1: be happy to not win it in regular time. What
Speaker 1: they don't want to do is lose it. And they
Speaker 1: only needed one shot and they took it and they
Speaker 1: got it, and so England's throw.
Speaker 3: Two one and you're right.
Speaker 1: I didn't really realize, like I was like, shit, the
Speaker 1: Europe's are big this year. But what it actually is
Speaker 1: is everyone's on England and England's having a good run
Speaker 1: because no one was in the Dutch except for Big Show.
Speaker 1: Bonnie Jensen is the one of the New Zealand Herald
Speaker 1: sports reporters. She's been on this podcast before. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was in her Dutch top, chucked the jersey on about
Speaker 1: two minutes left to go. But yeah, that place was
Speaker 1: absolutely rocking. It was funny watching people having to sort
Speaker 1: of file off one by one and go to work.
Speaker 1: They looked so gutted some of them.
Speaker 3: Surely that's an excuse. But Monday morning is going to
Speaker 3: be even worse, do we know it? And kick off
Speaker 3: as it a seven am again, I would presume. So
Speaker 3: I'd hope so, because there's because sometimes there can be
Speaker 3: a four am and there were there there to bite ass.
Speaker 1: They've all been seven seven am so far, okay, So
Speaker 1: I think as long as the schedule's clear, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to that one on a Monday morning.
Speaker 3: It's a tough start to the week. I can remember
Speaker 3: the last one actually because I can remember us getting
Speaker 3: halllishly early to the pub. We'd booked the tables, myself,
Speaker 3: Joe Jury, Matt Heath, and I took my son along, Ralph,
Speaker 3: and we went and it was like a forty five
Speaker 3: minute delay because I remember all the people were rushing
Speaker 3: the gates and that was the that's the documentary. Oh yes,
Speaker 3: it's a check on Wimbley. And I had a bit
Speaker 3: of blowback because I think you actually it might have
Speaker 3: been Franky, the even younger one that I took to
Speaker 3: the pub as well, and we watched it. And then
Speaker 3: later in the week he was at school and he
Speaker 3: had to write down his favorite thing he's done in
Speaker 3: the last week, and he said, go to the pub
Speaker 3: with Dad on Sunday morning and watch football. And he
Speaker 3: presented it to the class in the picture of him,
Speaker 3: me and a screen at a pub. Oh, I think
Speaker 3: you might have mentioned having breakfast there as well. There's
Speaker 3: no context. There's no context either around it was for
Speaker 3: a sports event. Yeah, And I got a message from
Speaker 3: one of the teacher assistants who was a parent saying,
Speaker 3: highlight of the day was seeing Frankie. Right, favorite part
Speaker 3: of the week was been at the pub was dad
Speaker 3: for breakfast.
Speaker 1: It will be the highlight of your weekers, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. It's the highlight of your week, isn't adult?
Speaker 3: That's right? So yeah, Monday morning, Yeah, you better find
Speaker 3: a place to watch it. We'll be back down normal
Speaker 3: taps on Monday morning. But I'm sure there'll be places
Speaker 3: open all around the country playing it. Get into it. There'll
Speaker 3: be English fans will come from everywhere you watch them.
Speaker 3: There will be people who haven't even watched football before
Speaker 3: but are expats and all of a sudden, they'll turn
Speaker 3: into geezers and they will be down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there were people like at this barther where at
Speaker 1: Norman Taps this morning, there were people that looked like
Speaker 1: they were like cosplaying as England fans.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: They like had like a brown leather jacket with the
Speaker 1: swept back here and then the red jersey.
Speaker 3: And I'll try and find a picture of the one supporter.
Speaker 3: When they won, you know, they were panning the crowd
Speaker 3: and there was one guy. He had those glasses on
Speaker 3: that have got the Saint George's cross on them, you know,
Speaker 3: and he was gurning so hard he was like his
Speaker 3: jaws going this morning, Yes, did you see that guy? No,
Speaker 3: I was in that room. No, no, but it's no.
Speaker 3: It was on TV and they panned around and he
Speaker 3: was in the crowd and he was holding up a
Speaker 3: flag and just like his jaw was coming off.
Speaker 1: His face swinging for King and country.
Speaker 3: God bless him.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was good to just get down there
Speaker 1: and yeah, bit of vibe going on. We missed that
Speaker 1: here in New Zealand. It's actually sounded Joe. On the
Speaker 1: way back from Norman Taps, I was like, there's been
Speaker 1: for as much as we slag off New Zealand for
Speaker 1: having no vibe and like always shutting things down. That's
Speaker 1: twice now this week I've been somewhere where it's been outrageous,
Speaker 1: like the Kensington that we were just out on the weekend.
Speaker 1: I've been saying to people all week. You know, these
Speaker 1: things often look quite big on social media. This was
Speaker 1: way looser than what it looked like. And we do
Speaker 1: it again this weekend. Post It's up to the it's
Speaker 1: up to the nol Sure to stand up. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 1: Duned and have set the standard, and it's up to
Speaker 1: the North Shore to to Benny to get a head
Speaker 1: to the Postman's League and smash it a new one.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't think you need to top the needed.
Speaker 3: Oh there's a challenge. There is a challenge. That challenge
Speaker 3: we don't have riching wine and driving the bus. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: you've got your pee class, haven't you forklift license?
Speaker 1: Little do So I'll be driving. I'll be taking a
Speaker 1: forklift with as many people as we can fit on it.
Speaker 3: You put a creative about ten people?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, I mention more people on the back.
Speaker 3: All I've got off my mind is morning side for life.
Speaker 3: But yeah, ye came home. He came home hostless kids.
Speaker 1: That are pub on the forklift. So if you want
Speaker 1: to be Brotowns down to the grounds across across the
Speaker 1: Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 3: Ah Id Bay to see that, we pay a lot
Speaker 3: of money to be on the export express and overtake
Speaker 3: you on a forklift with like an apple crate on
Speaker 3: the front, with like a whole lot of all black supporter,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah? He comes on people, people of the forklift. Bloody yeah,
Speaker 1: So bring you bloody useless of kids down to drive
Speaker 1: them across the bridge, the Harbor Bridge. Yet all right,
Speaker 1: the shot clock debate rages on as well. We're talking
Speaker 1: about going to the rugby. We're actually in the office
Speaker 1: this morning had a bit of a debate as to
Speaker 1: how exactly the shot clock works, because we're like, is
Speaker 1: it thirty seconds? Is it sixty? Is at ninety seconds?
Speaker 1: How does this work? So I've done a bit of a.
Speaker 3: When does it start? Does it start in the penal?
Speaker 3: And is it when does it start in the try?
Speaker 1: So the official wording is the kick must be taken
Speaker 1: within sixty seconds playing time from the time the team
Speaker 1: indicates their intention this for a penalty. Even if the
Speaker 1: ball rolls over and has to be placed again, the
Speaker 1: sanction is the kick will be disallowed and a scrum
Speaker 1: is awarded. That's how the law is worded. This for
Speaker 1: a penalty. So from the moment the captain says kick,
Speaker 1: have a shot, sixty second starts. Now it's his playing time.
Speaker 1: So I presume that if the referee wants to, he
Speaker 1: can stop that clock.
Speaker 3: What if you're fart around for ages, Yeah, like Hyena,
Speaker 3: Davey McKenzie gets the tee and then dog Roll goes
Speaker 3: go for well lower kick. Yeah, there's going to be
Speaker 3: some god big gamesmanship. There isn't there. It does so well.
Speaker 1: Surely receiving the t as an indication of your intention
Speaker 1: to kick.
Speaker 3: Always that a tap and go trick. I don't know,
Speaker 3: I've seen it before. I've seen where they pretend like
Speaker 3: they're going to go for goal and then someone just
Speaker 3: taps and passes it to the winger and they score.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever played rugby O five,
Speaker 1: O seven or eight on PlayStation or xbox, but when
Speaker 1: you went for the penalty conversion, the opposite team would
Speaker 1: automatically go like fifty meters back.
Speaker 3: Then you tap and go.
Speaker 1: Well, you just kick it two meters in front of
Speaker 1: yourself and you're away. Or you could kick it over
Speaker 1: to the wing, or you could run one of your
Speaker 1: player's way offside and if they caught it, you'd get
Speaker 1: your own line out from up there. It was okay,
Speaker 1: sa and a try. Don't know, don't know about the try,
Speaker 1: but my understanding was it was ninety seconds from when
Speaker 1: the try was scored. Okay, but I could be wrong
Speaker 1: on that. But this is the thing. This is the
Speaker 1: most rugby shit ever. The fans don't know how it works.
Speaker 3: Also, I've seen something in the under twenties. I saw
Speaker 3: the French do something quite interesting. You can now take
Speaker 3: a mark from the kickoff, so you can mark it
Speaker 3: in the twenty two. And so this kid marked it.
Speaker 3: Why and then he tapped it and then he dropped
Speaker 3: to his knees before he left the twenty two took
Speaker 3: the tackle. They formed the rack at the edge of
Speaker 3: the twenty two when deep and the first five either
Speaker 3: half bat box kicked it back over halfway?
Speaker 1: Why why not just kick it straight back?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know it gives them. I suppose it
Speaker 3: settles that you've got a rack at the very edge
Speaker 3: of the edge of the twenty two, which allows the
Speaker 3: first five or the half back to then box kick
Speaker 3: even further down the field in safety.
Speaker 1: Why why are you allowed to market?
Speaker 3: Well so I think it's a new rule.
Speaker 1: No, But in general, why what's the point of the mark?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Otherwise people just hope it downfield, I guess, and just
Speaker 3: put the up and unders the whole time. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did enjoy at the last Rugbyuld Cup when
Speaker 1: South Africa we're we're taking marks and then calling scrums. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there were the roofs. Oh you can do that.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, that's allowed. That's thing just allowed. Now oh
Speaker 3: I can't do that anymore. But you can now take
Speaker 3: a mark in the kick from the kickocks. I can't
Speaker 3: keep up.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I believe that we have issued a press
Speaker 1: release lane around the shop clock the shot clock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we have our own shot clock within the
Speaker 3: ACC studio and that mainly revolves around taking shots. And look,
Speaker 3: there's been it's been so loose for so many years
Speaker 3: and with the mistigation of the visual shot clock. Now
Speaker 3: in with sky are going to put on screen. I
Speaker 3: think it's about time that we did the same for
Speaker 3: our audience both on radio and on TV. So press
Speaker 3: place is going out today for immediate release, so we'll
Speaker 3: give it to you here first, and that is the
Speaker 3: ACC to launch a shot clock technology. The Alternative commentary
Speaker 3: Colicktive is to introduce a formal in game shot clock
Speaker 3: for the first time this weekend's All Black Versus England game.
Speaker 3: Due to inconsistent timings around when shots were taken on
Speaker 3: commentary at the ACC Expert bier Garden Studio, a new,
Speaker 3: more formal approach has been adopted by the commentary team
Speaker 3: for the first time in the ACC's ten year history.
Speaker 3: A shot clock will be placed on screen for skysport
Speaker 3: viewers and a special audio queue for those on radio
Speaker 3: HDAKI and iHeartRadio to signal went a shot should be taken,
Speaker 3: should be taken so I mean, I mean I mentioned here.
Speaker 3: This just makes common sense because for far too long,
Speaker 3: shots have been taken too early, too late, and in
Speaker 3: some cases not at all, and this will ensure there's
Speaker 3: consistency both in the commentary box and across them. More
Speaker 3: to the innovation of the shot clock, cology will also
Speaker 3: allow ACC members to shorten and lengthen the shot clock
Speaker 3: depending on the state of the game itself. So it's
Speaker 3: about being in sync with the game really and it
Speaker 3: allows you, you know, when it's close, we can shorten
Speaker 3: the shot clock to allow the audience to calm their.
Speaker 1: Nerves with the shot there urgency, yeah.
Speaker 3: And vice versa. If the game is a blowout, we
Speaker 3: can then again shorten the clock. So it's really been
Speaker 3: about one with the audience and the state of the
Speaker 3: game a little bit. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 3: The technology will be trialed for the remainder of the
Speaker 3: All Blacks games covered by the ACC this year and
Speaker 3: is expected to be adopted by the Mad Monday team
Speaker 3: and the Warriors and throughout summer with the Black Caps team.
Speaker 3: So the shot clock is going to be set this weekend,
Speaker 3: so get your shot glasses out. We know there's been
Speaker 3: some unruly shots taken in this particular by Lee Hart
Speaker 3: sure in cricket matches. Yes, so that this is just
Speaker 3: a way of formalizing that so there's no confusion.
Speaker 1: It also does away with time wasting, yes, you know,
Speaker 1: because sometimes you'll put a shot in front of someone
Speaker 1: and then they'll pretend to start talking to someone beside them.
Speaker 3: Or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know that they're just dilly dowlying to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. May Heath gobbles the shot clock like no one
Speaker 3: gobbles the shot clock. Yeah, and he just looks at
Speaker 3: it and he goes off. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, them's going to talk to this guy over here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when he wants to leave it there and
Speaker 3: it's just like nah, when that barzer goes yeah, it's
Speaker 3: down your gallup. Yeah, Okay, there we go. So that's
Speaker 3: going to be for the first time. We're going to
Speaker 3: make that formal this weekend again in the All Blacks match,
Speaker 3: So watch out for that one on six o'clock news.
Speaker 1: And we'll be releasing that press release as well if
Speaker 1: you want to familiarize yourself with the rules.
Speaker 3: So keep an eye.
Speaker 1: On our socials. We're going to take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll come right back to announce David Yuke's next opponent. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: it around lunchtime. Lane went across to sky City Casino
Speaker 1: where they were announcing David Nika's next opponent.
Speaker 3: Terrible place for you to attend a press conference. Got distracted,
Speaker 3: I saw your finger blasting.
Speaker 1: I got distracted. Big Red absolutely fleeced me over there
Speaker 1: at the casino. Berg red headed in for me, that
Speaker 1: was the name of the particular machine. You have had
Speaker 1: a good run on the Pokeies, I would argue, I
Speaker 1: would challenge you to find me someone who has had
Speaker 1: a good run on the pocas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a Pokey's man. I can't. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: can't get into the Pokies.
Speaker 1: Why not? I don't seem glove throwing random bits against
Speaker 1: the wall on the t BET.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like that's a longer, a
Speaker 3: longer game than just finger blasting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I always say that I like to gamble on
Speaker 1: things that i'm watching, Like if I'm watching a game,
Speaker 1: then I'll put a bit on. Yeah, and when you're
Speaker 1: at the pokes, all you can do is watch, so
Speaker 1: it's responsible. Anyway, we went over there. I actually missed
Speaker 1: the press conference. Apparently Cliff Curtis was there. Ah, shout
Speaker 1: out to him, one of the greatest actors Countries ever produced.
Speaker 1: Is he fighting some one?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: I hope he's on the undercard?
Speaker 1: Well it was he that Yeah, saw widing a corporate
Speaker 1: there in the Hoisey. Anyway, we missed the thing. The
Speaker 1: announcement was he's fighting Blake Caparello, who was an Australian
Speaker 1: oh CAPI who goes by the nickname the Kiwi Crusher.
Speaker 1: He's got about six or seven different Kiwis that he's
Speaker 1: thumped throughout the years. He's thirty seven years old now.
Speaker 1: It's from Essendon, Victoria. His record is thirty.
Speaker 3: Four and one.
Speaker 1: I believe he's around fifteen KOs as well. Back in
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen he fought Serge Koblev for the belt back then.
Speaker 1: His last fight I could find was in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: I think he's had a couple since then, but he's
Speaker 1: now been announced as a David Nuka's opponent on September
Speaker 1: the fourteenth.
Speaker 3: Terrible nickname, the Kibi Crusher because there is a medicine
Speaker 3: called Kiwi crush, which.
Speaker 1: Is a laxative.
Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, I've been on the back end of
Speaker 3: you Kbi crusher yo. So it's a terrible nickname. He's
Speaker 3: named after a laxative. Yeah right, Kueby Keller would have
Speaker 3: been better. Yeah, yeah, no, I can't think ten eighty.
Speaker 3: It kills keys, isn't it? The stoke.
Speaker 1: Out of the Red corner firit.
Speaker 3: That's that's a way better nickname because it called the
Speaker 3: ways it called the stoke because he kills ke because
Speaker 3: he kills keys.
Speaker 1: Yeah that had been that would have been better because
Speaker 1: it's only in their infancy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So yeah, September fourteen. He, like I said, he's
Speaker 1: thirty seven. David Nika is twenty eight. The tail of
Speaker 1: the tape does not lean in his favor. David Yuki
Speaker 1: is about six foot six and he's an absolute specimen.
Speaker 3: We need to breed him with some some extreme athlete
Speaker 3: in New Zealand because he's a specimen. He is. He's
Speaker 3: dangerously good looking, he's got great chat, he's got a
Speaker 3: rock and bod. Yeah, he knock, He can knock sees out.
Speaker 1: He's a nice guy. Yeah, well we'll be aiming to
Speaker 1: knock this guy out as well. So we're hoping to
Speaker 1: get David Yuka on the podcast at some point down
Speaker 1: the track. Yep, I feel like we should get like
Speaker 1: an impartial boxing commentator on as well to sort of
Speaker 1: set the stakes.
Speaker 3: Yes, where are we? Who is this?
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously we don't know too much about this
Speaker 1: Blake Caberella, gentlemen, were does he's sitting in the rankings.
Speaker 1: This is the beginning of David Yuka's road to the title.
Speaker 1: What does that road look like? How many fights do
Speaker 1: we think it would take to get him to the top. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and wh who would have to bowl over? But yeah,
Speaker 1: and just to be clear, he's in the cruise aweight division,
Speaker 1: that's my understanding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and there is a couple below heavyweight.
Speaker 1: That's a few below heavyweight. Yeah, But the advantage for
Speaker 1: him is the light of the weight, the shorter of
Speaker 1: the dudes he's going to be fighting, and that's six
Speaker 1: foot six. You know, we'll be hitting them from the
Speaker 1: other side of the ring, So it's a it's a
Speaker 1: massive advantage for him.
Speaker 3: And you know he is, like you said, shredded six
Speaker 3: pack up, oh my god, and the green eyes.
Speaker 1: Jeez, frightening, frightening individual. So yes, September fourteenth, we'll try
Speaker 1: and get him on the podcast. Between now and then.
Speaker 1: If you are looking forward to the Mad Monday podcast today,
Speaker 1: well you're gonna be sorely disappointed. There won't be one,
Speaker 1: just because the Warriors aren't playing this weekend. I bother
Speaker 1: state of origin is still over a week away. Yep,
Speaker 1: So taking knee League fans, taking knee League fans. But
Speaker 1: it does mean we do have a med Monday hunch
Speaker 1: that we need to okay, we need to spank, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to get I'm going to get way ahead
Speaker 1: of myself and go on State of Origin next oh
Speaker 1: next week. Yeah, And I feel like it's hammer time.
Speaker 1: He has scored a try. He's about to sit a
Speaker 1: record for the most consecutive tries scored in games played,
Speaker 1: I believe, if not just origins. So anyway, he's playing
Speaker 1: two dollars thirty. I think he's gonna win. I actually
Speaker 1: think Queensland are going to win this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do too. That's sick that game too, seeing
Speaker 3: to just a little bit of an anomaly. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know at the moment.
Speaker 1: That's airb They are dollar eighty favorites to two dollars
Speaker 1: New South Wales, which I feel like that's good eating
Speaker 1: for Queensland. Yeah. But anyway, if they weren't, I think
Speaker 1: the Hammer scores. So we're going to Hammer time Tootles thirty.
Speaker 3: Then they're playing in Sydney.
Speaker 1: They are playing in.
Speaker 3: Sydney, Yeah, because I think the first game was in
Speaker 3: Brizie and they had that weird away one.
Speaker 1: Melbourne decided it should be away. If they're going to
Speaker 1: do a neutral venue, it should be the third game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really understand that one unless.
Speaker 3: It's a dead rubber and then there would suck.
Speaker 1: A dead rubber and a neutral venue. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe that's their thinking, but anyway, I'm going the hammertime,
Speaker 1: so follow me in at your peril. It is Thursday,
Speaker 1: so we're going to bring back another fan favorite. It
Speaker 1: is Throwback Thursday, and today we're going back to the
Speaker 1: last time that England played the All Blacks at Eden Park.
Speaker 1: This was back in twenty fourteen. The All Blacks haven't
Speaker 1: lost there in thirty years. That's forty eight matches for
Speaker 1: those of you mathemagicians out there. And in twenty fourteen,
Speaker 1: the All Blacks won it twenty points to fifteen. And
Speaker 1: the team is relative that's quite close. It is quite close.
Speaker 1: And I actually thought when I first saw it, I
Speaker 1: was like, twenty fourteenth, not that long ago. These teams
Speaker 1: will be more or less the same. Then you reminded
Speaker 1: me that's fiteen years ago. So anyway, the teams read
Speaker 1: thusly for the All Blacks at fifteen, Israel.
Speaker 3: Dag the old Dizzy with the Messito.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think pre id Israel dag Ben Smith was
Speaker 1: on the wing, Ben smooth. This is back in the
Speaker 1: days when you just had to have Ben Smith on
Speaker 1: the field and it didn't matter what position anywhere, just
Speaker 1: get Ben Smith on the field. His twin brother Conrad
Speaker 1: was the Crackhead, one of the more one of the
Speaker 1: least deserved nicknames based on appearance, sure, but based on
Speaker 1: like lawyer rugby player, one.
Speaker 3: Of the smartest guys on the field. But he started
Speaker 3: rugby as a good looking young man and he finished
Speaker 3: it just busted with a face like a welders bench,
Speaker 3: like it was. It was intense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by all accounts, a great guy. And of course
Speaker 1: his long long standing center's partner mar who's still playing
Speaker 1: over in US. I saw a photo of him in
Speaker 1: mat ghetto lighting up to play rugby, like that is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Well, he went and played on the East coast there
Speaker 3: for older and he.
Speaker 1: He played a couple of Yeah, he played like our game.
Speaker 3: Did he played for the documentary?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: He may have. I don't know. There is a photo
Speaker 1: of him sitting on the back of a horse fearback.
Speaker 1: It is iconic. It was well worth it. I think
Speaker 1: that was the only game they've won in a long time. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Corey Jane was on the other wing. Aaron Cruden was
Speaker 1: your first five. Yep, five penalties to his name, only
Speaker 1: only the one try scored in this game by the
Speaker 1: All Blacks, and that was to Conrad Smith as well.
Speaker 3: By the way, shitty lab gliding through a gap?
Speaker 1: Did he?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Did he between Herman Ben Smith? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Just I was just like snakes.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, not like a massive step nah, they're not
Speaker 1: going to do you like one on one, but just
Speaker 1: the perfect angle. Yep. You find yourself out of place
Speaker 1: all the time. Aaron Cruden was your first five. Aaron Smith.
Speaker 3: Of how many Smiths in this is this the most
Speaker 3: amount of Smith's and his young team?
Speaker 1: Three Smiths?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in the starting starting fifteen. Ian Smith obviously
Speaker 3: didn't make the team. Didn't make the cut this year, No,
Speaker 3: but no, yeah, it must have Smith.
Speaker 1: I can't think of a time we had four Smiths
Speaker 1: in our team. The loose Ford trio is listed as
Speaker 1: Jerome Kino, Richie McCall, Liam mess Him. Oh, I feel
Speaker 1: like Jerome and Liam probably around the feels to me
Speaker 1: like though around the wrong way. But anyway, that was
Speaker 1: your loose for trio. But I was saying, we've or
Speaker 1: someone's saying the other day, we've been trying to replace
Speaker 1: Stroom Cano now for about a decade even were Yes,
Speaker 1: haven't really found.
Speaker 3: Well we kind of we kind of did.
Speaker 1: And a dear friend of ours, yes, Shannon Frazzel.
Speaker 3: Yes, but he decided to see out his days over
Speaker 3: in Japan.
Speaker 1: And Sheba Yeah, second in his in our OL Fantasy League.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then since he's gone, I got looking at him.
Speaker 1: If he came back next year, he wouldn't be far
Speaker 1: off that Jersey, would he. Uh Yeah, So Cano, McCaw
Speaker 1: miss him, Sam white Lock and Brodie Retellic. Where you
Speaker 1: were a second row, the second row goats, Yeah, powerful Owen, Frank's,
Speaker 1: Dane Coles, Tony Woodcock. Where you're front row.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a tidy you know, front.
Speaker 1: Eight Franks Woodcock, Yeah, that's the whole wood Pat.
Speaker 3: Got Caano, mccaur missed him, white Lock, Rettelic, Frank's Coles Woods.
Speaker 1: This is sort of on the tail end of when
Speaker 1: we had the US like forward pack of all time.
Speaker 3: All Blacks.
Speaker 1: Centurion Kevin Melamu finds himself on the bench Kroczilla's there
Speaker 1: with him, and Charlie Fama was in there as well.
Speaker 1: Patrick Evans Charlton was rounding out the Type five replacements.
Speaker 1: Victor Veto was on the bench. Have you seen the
Speaker 1: ads seen? No, it's a coffee brand and they've basically
Speaker 1: gone that old spice Remember the old spice ad? Look
Speaker 1: at you, man, look back at me, sadly he's not me.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. They're basically doing that. He's on a horse,
Speaker 1: his shirt line. I need to and he's there. He's
Speaker 1: doing all of it. The recently injured TJ. Perinado was
Speaker 1: off the bench as well as Bowden, Beirut and Malachai
Speaker 1: Fi rounded at your Beach for the All Blacks Powerful Team.
Speaker 1: A few different names in there that we haven't seen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, while thy haven't heard that name for a while,
Speaker 3: he obviously went and applied his trade over in France
Speaker 3: quite early in his career.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think he basically got he sort of.
Speaker 1: Who's the other guy is? Charlie Piertower? Oh there's another guy,
Speaker 1: La Mappy. Yeah, you know there was all these guys
Speaker 1: who were just like, look, either you picked me in
Speaker 1: the All Backs. Now I'm just gonna bug her off.
Speaker 3: Like Lao Marpi delivered the greatest line after Hurricanes. Man,
Speaker 3: he goes to all those people who disrespected me, like
Speaker 3: you know, this one's this one's for you, almost like
Speaker 3: fuck you. Yeah, like where everyone went. Anyone was coaching,
Speaker 3: everyone was looking around, like the media and we were
Speaker 3: commentating it, and I think, goes can, did you just
Speaker 3: respect Lampi because she's gonna look, he's gonna kill you.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he goes I didn't. I don't know who hair.
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone was like, yeah, he's mean. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He was like a wrecking ball man. He's sawed one try.
Speaker 3: I think that was after a game. He like from
Speaker 3: fifty meters out and he bowled about four or five
Speaker 3: guys over and he looked down the camera and was like,
Speaker 3: if you disrespect me, this is what you get.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Whoa Okay, someone flicked a switch.
Speaker 1: Holy ship. But anyway, Yeah, so he was another one
Speaker 1: of them that had to bounce.
Speaker 3: That's a good team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hall of Fame Snapchack game as well, Mel figures.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, oh yeah, I've seen evidence of that.
Speaker 1: Vainy Mike Brown was the fallback for England. Marlon Yard
Speaker 1: was on one wing Mundy toy Lungey, who back in
Speaker 1: the day I did a tour of the Cadbury factory
Speaker 1: in Toneeding with Mundy toy Lunggy.
Speaker 3: Did you take it?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't take it. I was just on it
Speaker 1: and I didn't know who he was.
Speaker 3: But is this the guy he jumped off the ferry
Speaker 3: during the World Cup, oh Lungey.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. Kyle Eastmand was in there at
Speaker 1: second five. Left wing was Johnny May first five eighth
Speaker 1: was Freddy Burns, who you will remember from playing for
Speaker 1: the Highlanders just two years ago. Ben Young's was the halfback,
Speaker 1: Ben Morgan, Chris Robshaw, James Haskell, there's a great podcast
Speaker 1: going at the moment over there in the UK, Jeff Parling,
Speaker 1: Joe Launchbury, very English names, David Wilson, Rob Webber and
Speaker 1: Joe Marler, who I think is the only player from
Speaker 1: this team who's still in the team. Yes, then we
Speaker 1: get through Joe Gray, Matt Mullen, Henry Thomas, Dave Attwood,
Speaker 1: Tom Johnson, Lead Dixon, aggressive spelling, doc case and and
Speaker 1: Danny Cipriani, who hit the headlines again last year when
Speaker 1: he put his book out. Didn't he Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he talked about all the route and he used
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like he got through a.
Speaker 3: Amount of routin Chris. Only only a few names are
Speaker 3: only one that recognized as Mane who to a Lungeydi Burns, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Freddy Burns being Young's Haskell obviously, Joe marl Ala and
Speaker 3: Cipriani is about the only ones are recognized there. So
Speaker 3: they did did pretty well to keep that pretty close
Speaker 3: they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The All Blacks coach was of course Sir Steve Hudson.
Speaker 1: The English coach was shirt Langcasse and thefe was Nigel
Speaker 1: Owens And if you don't like that, don't play rugby.
Speaker 1: And that's might be snow sort of lost to Tommy
Speaker 1: Shelby towards in there. But anyway, that was the last
Speaker 1: time that England played New Zealand at Eden Parker's real
Speaker 1: fortress there thirty years. That's forty eight matches.
Speaker 3: They haven't lot years, they haven't lost Eden park Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know, it just gets to the point where you
Speaker 3: don't want to be the All Black team ship so
Speaker 3: the pressure must be.
Speaker 1: Like you wouldn't talk about it. Now, what happens when
Speaker 1: we're inevitably lose. No, put a roof like say, we wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Then we put a roof on eating parts that's still
Speaker 1: a fortress, and then we lose.
Speaker 3: Ah, what happens then you restart the clock?
Speaker 1: Do you take the roof off?
Speaker 3: Literally?
Speaker 1: Ah? There'd be plenty to discuss if there was to happen. Right,
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Speaker 5: Yet it boys. I know lots of bill have been
Speaker 5: talking about this Netflix movie with the sharks Underpais Slightly.
Speaker 5: I was been watching a doco about the pooin Paris.
Speaker 5: They built a thirty point four billion gallon tank to
Speaker 5: take the rain overflow, but there's still a forty percent charts.
Speaker 5: We need enough rain to flood the sceand with ship.
Speaker 5: Do you think we going to be run this Trithle
Speaker 5: or not Fox South Canterbory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've read something about this as well. I think
Speaker 3: I read about the chances of rain through those months.
Speaker 3: That European summer is pretty pretty slim, unless what happened
Speaker 3: to allegedly the Doha Games in the Middle East when
Speaker 3: they reigned for two weeks solid during the Asian Games
Speaker 3: and they blanded on the Israeli cloud seating they clim Yeah,
Speaker 3: they ruined the games. M Yeah, I've read about that. Like,
Speaker 3: I think they've they've cleaned it up that's been in
Speaker 3: place for a couple of years now, that that billion tank,
Speaker 3: because they're slowly trying to clean the Sean up' leed
Speaker 3: poo pooh tank. But I think I think some trathetes
Speaker 3: have said they've swimming shittier waters than that.
Speaker 1: Mate, if you train in Auckland like you'd be immune
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally. And I'd say that when they do the
Speaker 3: one in London where they swim through Canary Wharf and
Speaker 3: around there.
Speaker 1: Is full of shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, So I reckon it'll be fine. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't see it raining so hard.
Speaker 1: Even if it does, I don't think they've been it
Speaker 1: because you've trained for so long. This is the highlight
Speaker 1: of your career. You know, your chance to win a
Speaker 1: gold medal. The poo's not going to stop your swimming.
Speaker 1: It won't even affect your time. You might die when
Speaker 1: you get out, but you'll die with a gold medal
Speaker 1: around your neck. And that's the way you want to
Speaker 1: go out.
Speaker 3: Also, yeah, I mean the signals will hit you on
Speaker 3: the probably the run, so you'll shit and vomit your
Speaker 3: way around the run and you forever be an Internet hero.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I always talk about what's the biggest animal you
Speaker 1: could beat in a cage fight? And I reckon short
Speaker 1: of an anaconda. I could beat any snake in a
Speaker 1: cage fight. And people say, oh, but what if it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, one of those real venomous ones. I'll put
Speaker 1: my hand out, it'll buy me. I'll crack it like
Speaker 1: a whip. It'll die, and I'll walk out of the
Speaker 1: cage victorious. As soon as I walk out of the cage,
Speaker 1: I die. But I but I walk out victorious. And
Speaker 1: that is how you've got to attack it if you're
Speaker 1: swimming up the seine and it's full of poos. He said, look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go set thick once I leave this race,
Speaker 1: but I will go out on top. And I think
Speaker 1: that's that's I don't think they stopped the event, is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: If if I was an athlete that had no chance
Speaker 3: of being on the podium, I would do some sort
Speaker 3: of gag on the podium, come out with like a
Speaker 3: fake pool on my shoulder as I'm going into the cycle.
Speaker 3: Just cover yourself and shit and just be on the cycle.
Speaker 3: And then the cameras were like, what's going on here?
Speaker 3: My nice Stewart seems to have got something on his shoulder?
Speaker 3: Just shit all it like, it's just a melted picnic
Speaker 3: bar on your shoulders.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The chance of them calling it off very very slowly,
Speaker 1: because then again they're gonna have to say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: there was pool in the water, and they'll never admit
Speaker 1: to that. So yeah, I think they'll run it another
Speaker 1: caller here, you're suppose.
Speaker 6: Yeah, break Cooper from Tapoky. Look, I don't know, get
Speaker 6: around to listening to the podcast. The dad comes out
Speaker 6: quite often. I have a Thursday Friday ones on a Monday,
Speaker 6: and look what I found is, MANI you're a shocking
Speaker 6: punk caller.
Speaker 1: Mate.
Speaker 3: The more passionate you.
Speaker 2: Are, the more wrong you are too.
Speaker 6: This week saying I genuinely think the Warriors are going
Speaker 6: to win. Looks are listening to these afternoon the results,
Speaker 6: you begin to see the pen and it's pretty clear.
Speaker 2: If you go back, and I know you won't.
Speaker 1: You'll find it's a pretty shit hit Ray.
Speaker 4: So if you're listening, just bet the reverse of the
Speaker 4: NAI's punts better odds.
Speaker 3: Everyone. I love the better odds. Hey tell you what
Speaker 3: ten for clarity? Yes, no background noise. There was the
Speaker 3: lights on, Yeah, there was the lights on. Yours please
Speaker 3: there and quite valid actually because well, I mean, you
Speaker 3: have your Warriors goggles on every time you're punting, so
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 1: True at all.
Speaker 3: I fade them almost every week.
Speaker 1: I've been against the Warriors more often than anyone I know.
Speaker 1: I also, fuck it, they lost by one point in
Speaker 1: Golden Points. You can't, yeah, but you can't tell me like, oh,
Speaker 1: your punts are.
Speaker 3: Way off, you know? Yeah? But I mean and mentally,
Speaker 3: I'm glad I didn't cop Astray on that because I
Speaker 3: my punts in the last few weeks have been shocking.
Speaker 1: That's right, But you know, at least we have the
Speaker 1: balls to put those tips out there. And you know,
Speaker 1: we'd all love to bet in hindsight, wouldn't we. I'd
Speaker 1: love to be able to listen to the podcast back
Speaker 1: on a Monday and then place my bets on the Thursday.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately it's not how guys, You're right though, because
Speaker 1: there's no clearer evidence than looking at my own personal
Speaker 1: betting slip history. It's like, I know people who have
Speaker 1: just started getting into you know, sports gambling and that
Speaker 1: because they always think, oh fuck, I pick a triscoreer
Speaker 1: every week. It's like, yeah, because you say three names,
Speaker 1: one of them scores, see picked it. It's a very
Speaker 1: different thing when you have to put your money where
Speaker 1: your mouth.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, anyway, I will continue with my ship tips. That's
Speaker 1: what should be called shit tips. And I actually would
Speaker 1: love if that guy listen to this. You should be
Speaker 1: against every single one of my tips and see how
Speaker 1: you go. It would be quite funny to see if
Speaker 1: someone was just massively up another call here your sp Yeah.
Speaker 4: Brad Cooper from Tapuki Beyond the totally not at all
Speaker 4: fake prize give always to keep the misses off your back.
Speaker 4: To add to your audio, you should pickage together a
Speaker 4: prize when it's packed that we can buy off your website.
Speaker 4: And it could be some basic merch lanyard hat, some
Speaker 4: simple shit, but also a generic letter or certificate, say
Speaker 4: something like congressful winning the giveaway. Keep an eye for
Speaker 4: text to be seen later. Chuck some branding on there.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but it might help some of the
Speaker 4: boys get it over the line.
Speaker 3: Oh, Brad Jepie Dad is genius. That's genius because I
Speaker 3: could just see it in my head. It's a lanyard
Speaker 3: with just a just it just says VIP or the
Speaker 3: ACC logo on it, yea, and maybe a sticker and
Speaker 3: then a letter that just details the prize in the
Speaker 3: weekend and that's it. And then it comes in the mailing.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, it's all right. Work like two passes the letter,
Speaker 3: a couple of stead of ship hats, you.
Speaker 1: Chuck those on, walk out the dor on Saturday morning.
Speaker 3: A little bit of fan fair, yeah, and then you
Speaker 3: disappear to wherever you go with your mate and then
Speaker 3: your return.
Speaker 1: Have to really cover ourselves with the wording of this because.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a trust it's a trust thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, I don't trust these people. I don't trust any
Speaker 1: of us.
Speaker 3: Well it's a trust thing, really, I mean because we can't.
Speaker 3: I mean maybe it's because when we do the.
Speaker 1: Audio, we're like, all right, this is a bullshit prize.
Speaker 1: This is not real. You haven't won anything. Pause it, Now,
Speaker 1: go and get your partner and now play this.
Speaker 3: Well, look, we could just put him. We could put
Speaker 3: terms and conditions on the back of the letter, you know,
Speaker 3: the tiny terms and conditions. Yeah, and in it says
Speaker 3: this is completely one hundred percent fake. And but the
Speaker 3: thing is, but you're just showing that letter to you.
Speaker 3: They're not going to look at the t's and c's
Speaker 3: on the back, are they. No, God, the last T
Speaker 3: and C should say this whole trip is null and void.
Speaker 3: It's an absolute sham.
Speaker 1: It's you haven't won anything. Yeah, and also us five
Speaker 1: hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Correct, I can do it that way. So you can't.
Speaker 3: You can't nickel and dimonds yet because the terms and
Speaker 3: C says it's completely fake. But for all intents and purposes,
Speaker 3: the VIP passes the hats, the letter, the congratulations letters
Speaker 3: to come and you can buy that pack for ten
Speaker 3: bucks on the online and we'll send it out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a generic pack. You tell us the dates, we'll
Speaker 3: send you to the VIP passes and yes.
Speaker 1: We'll run write for you. Okay, all right, we'll work
Speaker 1: on that in the background.
Speaker 3: It's it's like a whole it's like a whole deception range.
Speaker 3: Because I still want to start the phantom Cricket League
Speaker 3: where it's just a competition doesn't exist, and you have
Speaker 3: scores and everything and you can tell you, missus, your
Speaker 3: scored fifty, got four wickets, but it just doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: What are the rules around selling stuff that doesn't exist?
Speaker 1: Isn't that basically what the stock market is? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Isn't that ny fts?
Speaker 1: It's a good point. All right, we'll release some NFTs
Speaker 1: as well. That's a great idea. We'll start working on that.
Speaker 1: I think another call here, last caller of the day
Speaker 1: your space.
Speaker 7: Good lads, you'll make the butcher. I'm just choking, just
Speaker 7: a wee idea with the old shock log shit show
Speaker 7: going on at the moment, so it's on the big
Speaker 7: streams seconds every ten sings that counts down. G Lane
Speaker 7: takes anice of clothing off on video on the big
Speaker 7: screen and it begets the zero G lane is pieced out.
Speaker 7: And if I ever packed out eating park kids and all,
Speaker 7: what do you think cheers leads.
Speaker 3: Fuck the blues Jesus, I tell you what. Kickers will
Speaker 3: be certainly getting their kick over and done with fairly quickly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My only concern with this is who wins.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like, yeah, you get humiliated publicly, which you know
Speaker 8: would be enjoyable for a lot of people out there,
Speaker 8: but we also get punished.
Speaker 3: But ten items as that one shoe, one shoe, one.
Speaker 1: Socker every ten seconds, so it's a sixty seconds shot
Speaker 1: says six items. How many items are clothing are you
Speaker 1: wearing right now? I'm going to say shoes and socks
Speaker 1: are one item?
Speaker 3: Meach, okay, so two, three, four fire yes? And the
Speaker 3: belt is that part of the pants.
Speaker 1: That's like saying the lake is some buddy your shoes.
Speaker 3: But the thing is what I do there is if
Speaker 3: I did get roped into that for whatever reason, yeah,
Speaker 3: it would be a one time only because I would
Speaker 3: somehow summon up Raja and then that would be the
Speaker 3: last time that ever happens. Because the difference between a
Speaker 3: Nudeman flaccid and a Nudeman hard as jail. So so
Speaker 3: it'll be first and last time that will happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I still can't wrap my head around who
Speaker 1: wands in that situation. On the one, there is no one,
Speaker 1: all right, Thank you very much for those very creative
Speaker 1: feedback today on yours. Please really appreciate it that I'm
Speaker 1: going to go start working on the fake prize packs
Speaker 1: that you can buy yourself right now, and we'll see
Speaker 1: you tomorrow for the a SEC Sports book and another
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