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Speaker 1: The z M podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: Fleash Wooden Hailey's little bit of pod Treat yourself to

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Speaker 2: mcafay coffee with my macas rewards.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of pod s A little

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Speaker 1: bit of instant Karma.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, what I've actually coined a phrase? Karma is

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Speaker 3: a bitch?

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Speaker 1: Oh Jojo Wow?

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Speaker 3: Should have known better?

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Speaker 1: Jojo Sie WHA Instant Karma is a song by English

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Speaker 1: rock musician John Lennon. I didn't know that in nineteen seventy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't like his solo ship, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean, Stuck with the Beatles?

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Speaker 1: Wow, controversial opinion. I mean, what about imagine?

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Speaker 3: Well there was the Beatles? Was that? I thought it

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Speaker 3: was just him?

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Speaker 1: No? What about a Little Bee? What about Yellow Submarine?

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Speaker 1: Best battle song?

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Speaker 3: My bigger partner is just John Lennon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm.

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Speaker 3: So sorry dumb biting, but dogging the dumb bitch bell

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Speaker 3: that's a dumb bit.

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Speaker 1: No, Yeah, I was gonna.

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Speaker 3: Because it was just him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I mean one of the greatest. I

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Speaker 1: mean that song.

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Speaker 3: People love that, so I know they do. I love

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Speaker 3: it too. But I heard Paul McCartney cover it and

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Speaker 3: so I was like, I thought it was a Beatles.

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Speaker 1: That's on the nose from mccarnity.

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Speaker 3: Go out there and cover it, you know, bastard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, from my apologies, Um, I saw an instant karma.

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Speaker 1: Not not the John Lennon song. There was a Ford

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Speaker 1: Ranger surprise, surprise, right up my anus, surprise right on

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Speaker 1: a sixty kilometer of home another an hour an hour, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sixty kilometer an hour rural road that was bindy and windy.

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Speaker 3: And how you go a rural that's the way to

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Speaker 3: my place. That's a sixty k rural.

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Speaker 1: AND's no, no, it's but by my place. So like

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Speaker 1: a proper bindy rural road. It was right up my ass. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was on the way to get my children from school.

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Speaker 2: Were you going exactly sixty?

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Speaker 1: I think I was going like sixty five. Oh, Jimney

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Speaker 1: loves a curvy road, yeah, right, made for it. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy's right up my ass. We get

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Speaker 1: to one straight point that I would guess is a

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Speaker 1: couple of hundred meters long, and he fucking hoofs it

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Speaker 1: past me. O. You just hear that engine screaming ducks back,

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Speaker 1: and just some time it goes around the corner. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: for Cary, come the other way. I hate it as well.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm like tally didly diddly driving along the road

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Speaker 1: takes a good like sound.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's one sound to sum up the chimney and

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Speaker 2: you're driving along.

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Speaker 1: It is that.

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Speaker 3: I Vaughn followed me home yesterday, Like we got into

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Speaker 3: the traffic at the same time. I just I watch

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Speaker 3: as I lose him, and then I started to looking

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Speaker 3: behind corners miles away in my mirror. I'm like, he

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Speaker 3: is so far away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just.

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Speaker 3: I'm honoring the speed limit.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to great mileage out of my petrol. If

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Speaker 1: I don't do a week on a tank, I get

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Speaker 1: a little upset with myself for being heavy fooded. Oh really,

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Speaker 1: I love a heavy foot doing too many extra late

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Speaker 1: little trips.

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Speaker 3: Actually drive with both my feet on the accelerator.

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Speaker 1: So I'm dimly did I turned rightly. That's just a

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Speaker 1: little bit left, totally down there. I guess who's been

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Speaker 1: pulled over by a cop? Yeah you yeah, So I

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Speaker 1: don't know him. It was just up to that corner,

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Speaker 1: so he must have come out of the air and

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Speaker 1: in that short period of time hoofed it again. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and got up to a speed so quickly that it

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Speaker 1: registered with this cops radar. Right, and the sex story

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Speaker 1: ran like a stop there's a stock couple of stop

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Speaker 1: signs there, so maybe he ran a stop signed and

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Speaker 1: saw it and pulled them over.

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Speaker 3: You've got stop.

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Speaker 2: You've got to fully stopped and a complete It was.

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Speaker 1: One of those moments where and then I get to

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Speaker 1: drive past and I'm like, he wasn't looking, he was

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Speaker 1: talking to the cop, but I was just like, I

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Speaker 1: hope you see me go past at a reasonable speed.

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Speaker 1: Tortoise in the hair situation. You know, the modern telling

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Speaker 1: of the tortoise services here would be called the Ranger

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Speaker 1: versus the Chymney. Yeah. Yeah, but it will win the race.

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Speaker 3: God, it is so satisfying because I always think this

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Speaker 3: when you see a holes on the road, You're like,

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Speaker 3: I just lo was so it could go and put

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Speaker 3: a little you know, police slide on the top of

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Speaker 3: my car and be like surprise, I'm a cop.

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Speaker 1: Surprize.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. But then when you pass them, it's great, Oh god,

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Speaker 3: that's so nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. It's good seeing someone get a ticket.

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Speaker 3: You eat it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I still want to get pulled over on the

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Speaker 1: motorway the other day. They definitely weren't speeding, and from

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Speaker 1: the position the cops started lighting them, Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: think they were. They could have possibly seen that they

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Speaker 1: were on their phone. And for the rest of the trip,

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Speaker 1: I was just like, what did they get pulled over for?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, what on earth? Maybe they ran the number

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Speaker 2: or so to indicate. Oh yeah, they run the number plates.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, run all your number plates.

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Speaker 1: No, you kind of have to do something. It was

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Speaker 1: a cop. I would just constantly be if we were

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Speaker 1: in traffic, I'd run all the plates around me.

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Speaker 3: That's what I got pulled over once because of my

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Speaker 3: number plate because I was driving in South Auckland and

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Speaker 3: my number plate is registered to Greytown and the wided

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Speaker 3: up because it was my mum's car technically, and they

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Speaker 3: pulled me over. And they were like, I'll just pulled

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Speaker 3: you over because we ran new plates and we didn't

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Speaker 3: know where Greytown was.

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Speaker 2: No, you know what it was?

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Speaker 3: You were hot. That cop was hot. He was hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's why he wanted to pull you over because.

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Speaker 3: My mum's mister. Goddamn it, I totally missed the signs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only fair after he did your mum and

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Speaker 1: her own master that he then.

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Speaker 3: Goes for I remember that, mister, I've been in there.

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Speaker 1: I'll pull it over, pulls it over, and he's like Patsy,

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Speaker 1: but it'll do, it'll do. And then you didn't bang

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Speaker 1: the cor No, I missed opportunity. I did flirt with

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Speaker 1: him quite a lot. He had one of those T shirts.

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Speaker 1: It was way too tight around the bicycle.

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Speaker 2: He knew, he knows what he's doing. Yeah, could have

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Speaker 2: gone to sign this up, but no.

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Speaker 3: I didn't need to a medium.

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, we'll see take them down.