WEBVTT - "Bomb Squads, Hat-Tricks & Guinea Pigs" 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.040 Life from the Export Beer Gains Studios and brought to you, 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:04.240 as always by Export Alterra the b for Here. This 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:07.800 is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the eleventh of November. 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:13.080 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:15.400 brought to you by Next Sport of Vulture. 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:19.840 Good morning, Good morning, Minie. It's going badly. 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:23.959 I crashed my car last week and then I booked 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:28.240 it into the panel be to today and arrived and 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:33.239 didn't bring my credit card or my license or anyway 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:36.000 to check it in or do anything properly or get 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:40.519 a courtesy car or anything. It's just it's just so 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:43.280 depressing for a start, that you've missed your car up 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.920 and you're dropping off a humiliatingly smashed up car. 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:49.080 Paying an insane excess. 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.000 And then just not being smart enough to bring any 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:53.480 of the basics that a normal human being would bring. 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:55.760 And on the back of a huge couple of days 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.080 and dined and for the BF is just rode all 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.400 with south hatred to start with, I do the guy, 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:01.600 I'm gonna just leave. 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:04.200 I'm just gonna order it either and leave. Okay, it's 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:08.600 not we can't something. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.160 I'm leaving my car here, something will happen. Who knows 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:14.920 I spending money on my car? It passes me off 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:16.560 so much. I already own the car. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:18.640 Why do I have to pay you even more for 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.480 this car that I don't even want? Yeah, wanted? How 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:24.320 did you crash it? Just parking? 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.240 And like I was on the phone and I was 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:30.160 parking like someone I was working something out, and then 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:31.959 just turned. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.640 And purposes you weren't on the phone at. 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.200 All, But I wasn't on the phone in my hand, 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:39.080 but you know, I was on the there was a 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:40.720 lot going on, and I was and I was turning 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.880 and then just scrape it right along a post in 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:47.680 a parking building. Oh you know, just but it was 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:49.720 like one of those ones that has the sort of 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:50.240 rubber bit. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:51.160 Yeah. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:54.440 So it doesn't affect the post, doesn't do anything damage, 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:57.320 but just messes up your car really badly. And then 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.080 and then when I was backing out, there was no 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.760 way to get out without me it worse already up 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:02.160 against it. 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:05.160 Yeah, So it's not like it's like. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.080 I was like, ah, this is this is a disaster, 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:10.320 and that happened last week. 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:13.800 Yeah, and then you went down to the beer fist. Yeah, 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.440 I suppose a good opportunity to take your mind off it. 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.360 For how was the BFIST? It was? It was great. 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:21.640 Actually, it's always a good time there at for South Bar. 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:23.799 A lot of a lot of people wrapping up, a 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.040 few people asking women. I asked you it was in 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:30.840 the podcast fans so and I said, well, he's not 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.960 selling shandies this year, so he's not. No, because you 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:36.280 were hocking shandies a few years ago, weren't you. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:36.359 No. 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:38.560 I don't think I've ever been to the haven't you 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.680 The ACC was at one point? Yeah, I mean I 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:43.720 just I just put all the events that we've been 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:45.440 and done with the SEC together and I'm not sure 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:45.840 who's here. 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:47.840 It's kind of like a feeder dream a lot just 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:49.519 popping it out. A lot of people have memories of 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:53.200 me that doesn't exist. Just put you in from another 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:55.519 time I was somewhere else. Yeah, it does, it does 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.440 makes it. It does seem like something that I would 0:02:57.440 --> 0:03:01.440 have been. I had been to that then't need to 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:04.440 BFIST once actually when I was still at UNI, right 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:05.800 and I had a fucking blast. 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.280 Yeah inside, I mean it's great. I mean it doesn't 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:10.760 matter what the weather's like. Yeah, people having a great time. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.160 A lot of those berfests are sort of falling by 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:15.800 the wayside that one beers at the Basin's Bin bind 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:18.720 yeah right, I think the because you know, there was 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.720 a period there where every man and his dog had 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.720 a craft brewery. Yeah, every bar, every restaurant. 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.360 And now I was kind of thinking I had a 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.480 sort of existential crisis when I was at the BFIST 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:28.960 and I was thinking, what is this. We're just in 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:32.080 a big field drinking beer. Yeah, that's it. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:35.240 Really. Yeah, Well, I think we as keys need to 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:38.000 stop pretending we're doing something anything other than what we 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:40.520 actually are therefore, which is drinking person a field which 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:41.040 we all love. 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:42.760 Yeah, but we're not allowed to just go and do 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:47.680 that personal field just just piss you know. It's aw 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:51.280 Kraft beer and food. And then there's all these sort 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.320 of what do you call them clinics on how your 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.000 brew beer? And there's there's a band somewhere up from 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:57.960 the far corner, but. 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:59.360 Let's just call it what it is. We just want 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:01.160 to gather to get the Welsh person. 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:05.080 There's this sort of radiohodeche zone where there's a DJ 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:09.600 just playing a lot of you know, famous songs, but 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.000 with beats at it, you know, you, oh, that's always 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:13.480 a good time, like you have bliss, but it's got 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:16.640 to beat, it's got you know. And so that place 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:19.760 is just absolutely going off. So and people just drink 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:21.320 the nearest bear. He go, is this a craft beer 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:25.360 festival or is this just sort of a gig? It's great, 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.760 it's a great, great time. Any notes on your fifteenth 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:32.240 pint of hazy? What did you notice this time? You're 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:34.320 right though, But for thousands of years. 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.080 People, you know, the ancient Romans and the Greeks were 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.440 having these orgies out there, and they were just calling 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:38.919 them orgies. 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.360 Yeah, at some point you had to have some kind 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.120 of artifact about it. Wasn't it that you're going to 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:45.880 a craft beer and food festival? 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.400 You're not going to a pass up? 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:52.360 Yeah, it's enough to get it across the line with 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:53.720 certain people, I guess. 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:54.040 I know. 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:57.240 But like what if we call it? Whatever happened to 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:59.520 the good old days of calling the as like we're 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.800 going to host the parties called the acci pass up? Yeah? 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.880 What do you do? Person up? Yeah? And there's nothing, 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:08.200 there's no there's no sport event, there's nothing going on. 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.880 Remember I did to Tager University. They always called Stein's. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:13.039 There'd just be a stein on and that's just meant. 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:14.800 They just meant you were going to get drunk. It 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:16.840 was just called a stein. Yeah, so there's a stein 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.479 on Friday or yeah we're Yeah. 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:21.680 There would have been kick parties as well, yeah, kick parties, 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:22.920 Tiger parties. Yeah. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.800 But there was also I think I've talked about this before, 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.080 the beer and Weinestein. So you had to be at 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.920 a beer then Weinestein. So the rule was, I can't 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:31.800 remember how the system worked, but when you bought one, 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:36.240 your your pint back, it got replaced with a like 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.760 a like a small jug of wine. Oh so you 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.000 go beer and wine there, beer then wine not fine, 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:41.880 that was that was the joke. 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.520 And this was run by the Itagier University Students Association. 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:48.160 It was the beer then Weinestein did come in as 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:51.839 stein no, yeah, so so you had your stein yeah 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:54.720 oh right, each one was there were different, So when 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.520 you returned your beer, it got replaced with the wine one. 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:58.920 So they always knew that you had a beerd and 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:00.000 you had to have a wine. I mean the idea 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:03.320 it was just to get your esteemed as possible, maggot. Yeah, yeah, meggot. 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.560 So it was like, obviously someone's great joke, the beer 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.839 the Winestein, Yeah, I like it, And you'd be like, 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:09.680 can I go for another bit? 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.840 No, it's a beer of in wine. That was their 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:15.040 big issue like nowadays a bit sorry mate, you've had 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:16.920 too many. You got to go. But back then, sorry mate, 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:17.159 you've just. 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:20.120 Had a beer over wine. You finish this, You finished 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.280 this pint of wine. Yeah, and then we can talk 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:24.520 about and we can talk about your next beer. Okay, 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:27.880 until you've got through this point of white of the 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:32.479 cheapest shit has fourteen percent white wine Country Cast, we 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:33.839 can't even talk about another beer. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:39.280 Yeah, you know, I maketually a little bit on the 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:41.279 back foot this morning myself. I went to Pearl Jam 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.440 last night. Ah. Yes, did you get along to Pearl 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:45.600 Jams as you were in Toneedo? Yeah, I just sort 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.039 of got back too late to go along. I've seen 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.839 them before though, Yeah, good time. They were a good time. 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:51.920 There's a real bucket list sort of you got to 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.560 see Pearl Jam if you get the opportunity. Yeah, and 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.120 last night, because I think the ticket sales went quite 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.279 as good as the Friday nights. Yeah, Sunday night's a 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.560 tough sell for a lot of people, so tickets were 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.520 easy to come by. Yeah, today, a few friends who 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:05.040 were out there. 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:08.159 Yes, I've got a friend that always goes to bands 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:10.040 and he doesn't really like Bends, so he starts texting 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:11.880 about how they're not playing enough, hurts and it's boring. 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.200 He went to see Tom York and the whole time 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.800 he was texting me from Tom York going, this is boring, 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:21.000 And but he just goes to every band and starts 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.520 texting me that they're boring. I'm like, why, I know 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:26.920 you don't like Pearl Jam. Yeah, why are you there? 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:28.720 And also if you don't like Pearl Jam and you're 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:31.960 there anyway, just like it. Yeah, just because. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:33.960 I'm not a huge fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, right, 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:36.480 they kind of annoyed me, But when I saw them live, 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:38.680 I loved it because I knew all the songs and 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:39.800 you might as well just get into it. 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.120 Yeah, there's the fucking matter. Yet there we went. Me 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:46.320 in Lane went to fucking Travis Scott last week. Neither 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:49.560 of us like Travis Scott. But it's the spectacle of thing, 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.880 you know, at least that's only an hour of your 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.239 time at Travis Scott. That's right. Yeah, he's on the plane. 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:57.560 He beat me home. But yeah, it's like the spectacle 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.160 of the thing. If you don't like it, but there's 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.760 fifty thousand people who do. There's something going on. You know, 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:04.800 it's not nothing, and it might not be for you, 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:06.360 but at least you can enjoy the spectacle. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.280 I experienced something at Beer Festival that I'd like to share. Yes, 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:11.800 So I was buying one of a beer at the 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:14.800 Bohema stand. Oh, and this skill came up to me 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.520 and see, you're a Trump I think, piece of shit. 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.760 Jerry's with you. God, now Jerry can finally start slaking 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:23.200 off Trump. And he did a half hour of it. 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:24.520 But you used alway shut him down on it. And 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.000 I said, oh, could you give me an example of that? 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:27.720 She said no, it's just what I can just tell. 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.280 And she was she was abusing me. She got really 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:32.000 angry and she said, Jerry to it. And I was thinking, well, 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:34.240 maybe it was just that the election was around this time. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:36.360 I don't think we ever really brought up Trump for anyway, 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.680 doesn't it And then the very next person came up 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:40.360 to me and was calling me, you need to get 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.199 off ZB You're a fucking commie. You can't have another 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:46.079 woke another woke media comment. I was like, I was 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.199 getting it from both ends, and I was like, I've 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:50.120 seen none of these things that either of you were saying. 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:55.440 That they're just projecting whatever they want you to have been. Yeah, 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:56.160 that's what I was thinking. 0:08:56.160 --> 0:09:00.360 I was thinking, I'm any blank lame z grade radio 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.360 media host. You just project you just scream into the 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.040 void and project your particular anxieties on me. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:08.600 As most of the feedback that the ACC gets as well, 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.800 because the people that hate us don't ever listen. Yeah, 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.000 so they don't know what we're actually doing, so they 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.720 will think that we're this or that. Yeah, and so 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.200 then they project that on deer and then they're like 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.120 and actually, that woman just wanted to scrap. That's all 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:22.480 it was. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:26.559 She didn't felt like a human center beat situation. Taking 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:31.640 it from both heads for me, So actually, I'm. 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:35.880 Just here to have a beer. Yeah. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.040 We posted a video of me tell the fact was 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.240 in the Behemoth stand that do a veh called dump 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:44.800 Trump Probably. 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:46.439 We Yeah, we posted a video. I was saying that 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:49.080 the new Zealand needed to throw the game, the Kiwis game, 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.320 so that we get relegated to Tier two and we 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:53.280 can get all the Origin players back because it was bullshit. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.360 And then the comments because the NRL Rose shared it 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:57.959 and so these people didn't know who I was or 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:00.439 what the a SEC was. They were just commenting, honestly, 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:02.840 and the comments and they were all doing the same 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:06.120 sort of thing. They were like attacking me, like this 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:08.080 guy doesn't know what he's talking about, or is this 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:11.320 guy It's like, hey, it can't be be wrong on 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.720 both sides. Also, I was taking the purse. Yeah. My 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:20.640 point was we need to level the playing field against tongue. Yeah, 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:23.160 so how can I be wrong on both accounts? 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.160 Well, if we're going to talk about sport, and maybe 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:26.400 we should take a break and come back and talk 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:27.839 at school. But you actually had to say there was 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:29.920 you would had some more to say about piljam when 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:33.280 I rudely interrupted you. Hum, I've got I've got a friend, 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:35.880 a friend that was out with Indie vidatol about four 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:39.040 in the morning. Yes, apparently top top guy. He seemed 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.199 like such a good guy, apparently just the nicest freaking 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:43.599 guy in the entire world. Where did they go with 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:46.760 the any details or no light in the details now, 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:48.800 because the phone call happened when I was at the 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:51.080 I just need to tell you when I was at 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:54.360 the penalty to dealing with the other is getting the details. 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.880 I'llg it back for more details later. No, he does. 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:00.120 He did seem like a great dude. Obviously, he's he's 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:02.800 getting on an age these days. He's not swinging off 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.600 the fucking rafters or the camera boom anymore. Still doing 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.080 be mixing around the Kapa. He's not being mixing around 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:09.800 the Kappa, although he did say he was riding around 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.680 the riding around the city on bikes over the last 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.920 two days. And one thing I would say is it's 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:16.880 so easy for dudes to come to New Zealand and 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.400 just not give a fuck with our and just what's 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:21.880 up Australia, how's a little gun and blah blah blah. 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:24.240 But nah, he genuinely, you know, was spinning a few 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:27.800 yarns about New Zealand and how much he loved Auckland 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:30.959 and blah blah blah, sky towerevers the Seattle, bloody big 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:34.280 spike thing. Yeah, yeah, And then he got a kid 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.600 up on stage. This kid had written a big sign. 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:40.199 He'd drawn a picture of Eddie Vida's actual guitar and 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:42.920 then said Eddie, can I play your guitar? And then 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.439 turned the sign around and the kid had written a 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:47.240 set list of all of the songs he knew how 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.559 to play, so that Ieddie Vider could look at the 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:53.680 sign and get him up and a and like it's brilliant. Yeah, 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.079 rather than just can I play the guitar? Is that 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:57.160 is organized? Yeah? 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.400 It was a step further, like you might just be 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:01.480 he can't just are you in with some pelgm B 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:02.640 side you've never heard before? 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.000 No, And so they got him up there. Eventually, Before 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:09.000 they did, they brought limp Neil Fan out, Yeah, and 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:10.640 they sung a song together. But then they got this 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.160 kid up there, and the kid was playing along and 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.240 then he started taking a few liberties, started started taking 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.320 a couple of solos. And that's when I realized, oh, 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.080 this is guitar has not turned on. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:24.960 Because he was just playing along with the chords at 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.600 the start, and then he started getting getting a little 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:30.800 bit outside of his crease. Well that's the key, because 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:32.520 you can put the person, you can put a guitar 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:35.400 through the fallback, so but not through the not through 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:36.000 the speakers, so. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:39.719 He would have hurt himself. Whaling thought. But you know 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:40.720 that's what the coincidence. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:42.720 You should bring up Neil fund before that, because when 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.640 Neil Fan first joined Split Ends, yeah, because he's seven 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.400 years younger than his brother Tim and they lost their 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:51.640 guitarist and he just and Tim Fin rang home and said. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:52.040 Do you want to come in? 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:55.040 And Neil Film was really young, like sixteen seventeen, do 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:57.040 you want to come and join my successful rock band 0:12:57.080 --> 0:13:01.240 in the UK. But Neil wasn't really quite good enough yet, 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.560 and so for the longest time they just had them 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:06.199 through the fallback and not out through the speakers for 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.040 about for about a year six months or something. And 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:10.760 then and then nil Fin started to writing the song, 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.240 so then he wrote all the hits and then change 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:13.439 the band and then it became his band. 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:19.280 Yeah that is brutal. Oh okay, So that kid's experience 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:21.679 was he got up there and absolutely shredded. Yeah. In 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:23.439 our experience was we just got to hear the song 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:26.520 as it was. It's brilliant, great, brilliant went all round 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:28.800 all right, let's take a quick break we'll come back 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:33.679 and maybe talk a bit of sport. Let's say, speaking 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:38.160 of cars, Heath, we haven't crashed it yet, although there 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:39.920 is a chance. Before the end of the month. We're 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:43.280 selling our Ford Falcon Ute exclusively on Auto Trader, all 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.400 proceeds going to November en Z and you can bid 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:47.480 on that bad boy. Now there's five thousand dollars worth 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:50.240 of goodies in there, so you'd be making money if 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:52.520 you were to buy this thing. So to get bidding 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:55.160 on the key with Classic Ute, you can text ute 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:57.280 to three two three six for a direct link to 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:59.439 the Auto Trader listing and while you're there telling you 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.360 sit on about your car. It's up to about eight 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.679 grand at the moment. But that auction runs to the 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:06.480 end of the month, which is where I expect to 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:10.719 see a spike in the as they often do. The 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:13.600 all backs played over the weekend on Saturday morning. Would 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:15.719 you have been in Dunedin. Yeah no, I'm managed to 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.679 see that, managed to watch that, and boy that was not. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:22.160 The first half was not a good advertisement for the 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:24.760 fine game of rugby union. 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:25.320 No. 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.320 A lot of scrums, a lot of scrumbs, a lot 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:32.400 of penalties, heaps of penalties, and I mean the most 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.880 exciting bat was it was a bit of air grow. Yeah, 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.680 there was a bit of tension, and then it was 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:38.840 great when we won in the end. 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:41.600 Yeah, definitely. I actually didn't mind. This was the first 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:44.120 game I've watched that went back and forth through penalties 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:45.800 that I actually quite enjoyed. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.680 At least Damien McKenzie was just booting them from like 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.160 impressively long distances and nailing them too. 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:53.400 Nailing them. It was almost like a rowing race, you know, 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:56.200 where the tips of the boats go back and forth, Yeah, 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:57.920 in front of each other, and that's sort of how 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:02.360 the whole game played out. Damien McKenzie one Man of 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:04.520 the match, but I don't know. He did a lot 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:08.000 like he was dropping balls, he was kick kicking goals. 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:10.360 It was everywhere, it was. It was That's all I 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.480 love about that guy. He's just it's it's chaos. It's 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:14.440 all over the spectrum. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:17.000 Yeah, he's like running around behind the line. 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:20.760 He's he's trying crazy things, then he's trying to be sensible, 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:21.800 and then he's kicking. 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:23.640 Goals that no one else can kick. Hard to game 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:27.360 plan for d MAC, because you know, he's not really 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:29.240 like a it doesn't seem like he's assistant player. It's 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:31.360 just human X factor is what he is. Yeah, and 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:34.360 I think it was a couple of dudes this morning 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:36.480 in the paper we're talking about are we are we 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:38.640 starting to put together our own version of the South 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:41.920 African bomb Squad? So where we've got more just by 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:43.760 the fact that they just started. But he's usually coming 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:47.680 off the bench. She got Patrick Twyplotzo coming off the bench. Yeah, Tossy, 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.760 all these dudes coming off the bench and just completely 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:52.200 changing the complexion of the game. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:53.880 I remember a while I bet people saying we need 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.720 some big, big people in the team. Yeah, we're missing it, 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.320 and then all of a sudden we have them. Oh yeah, 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:02.000 we're now we got we've got we've fixed it. Yeah 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:04.240 we fixed it. Yeah, and we got some monsters. You've 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:05.360 got to Marty Williams as well. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.040 Yeah, oh yeah, Well that's the thing. There's there's no respite. 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.800 You've got sixty minutes of to Mighty Williams and you're like, oh, yeah, god, 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:13.280 he's off. Who the fuck is this guy? He's just 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.280 love that. That's what you need. Just bag steaks, big 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.640 hunks of meat that come out and I wonder if 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:23.680 that's Damien McKenzie's destiny as well. So I reckon you 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:27.280 end up with body starting and Will Jordan's starting at fullback, 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:30.160 and then just when everyone's starting to get tired, then 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:32.280 you bring d Maac on. Yeah, and now you're a 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:35.240 tired loose forward and you've got the hot stepping Damian 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:38.360 McKenzie who's just got off the exercycle. Yeah, and he's 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:39.720 coming at you. I reckon, that's going to be hard 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:39.880 to do. 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:41.600 As much as I love the idea of the all 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.680 black seving a bomb squad, I also like the idea 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:47.440 that you can only sub backs but you can't sub forwards. Yeah, 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:49.840 because because the second half, when you bring on fresh 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:52.680 backs and you've got shagged forwards, then second half's would 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:56.640 be fucking great the Benny Hill music. So the whole 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.080 first half is about tiring out the Fords. Yeah, in 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:02.600 the second half you got all right, mat comes out, 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:06.600