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Speaker 1: is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the eleventh of November.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, Minie. It's going badly.
Speaker 3: I crashed my car last week and then I booked
Speaker 3: it into the panel be to today and arrived and
Speaker 3: didn't bring my credit card or my license or anyway
Speaker 3: to check it in or do anything properly or get
Speaker 3: a courtesy car or anything. It's just it's just so
Speaker 3: depressing for a start, that you've missed your car up
Speaker 3: and you're dropping off a humiliatingly smashed up car.
Speaker 1: Paying an insane excess.
Speaker 3: And then just not being smart enough to bring any
Speaker 3: of the basics that a normal human being would bring.
Speaker 3: And on the back of a huge couple of days
Speaker 3: and dined and for the BF is just rode all
Speaker 3: with south hatred to start with, I do the guy,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just leave.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna order it either and leave. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not we can't something.
Speaker 3: I'm leaving my car here, something will happen. Who knows
Speaker 3: I spending money on my car? It passes me off
Speaker 3: so much. I already own the car.
Speaker 1: Why do I have to pay you even more for
Speaker 1: this car that I don't even want? Yeah, wanted? How
Speaker 1: did you crash it? Just parking?
Speaker 3: And like I was on the phone and I was
Speaker 3: parking like someone I was working something out, and then
Speaker 3: just turned.
Speaker 1: And purposes you weren't on the phone at.
Speaker 3: All, But I wasn't on the phone in my hand,
Speaker 3: but you know, I was on the there was a
Speaker 3: lot going on, and I was and I was turning
Speaker 3: and then just scrape it right along a post in
Speaker 3: a parking building. Oh you know, just but it was
Speaker 3: like one of those ones that has the sort of
Speaker 3: rubber bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it doesn't affect the post, doesn't do anything damage,
Speaker 3: but just messes up your car really badly. And then
Speaker 3: and then when I was backing out, there was no
Speaker 3: way to get out without me it worse already up
Speaker 3: against it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's not like it's like.
Speaker 3: I was like, ah, this is this is a disaster,
Speaker 3: and that happened last week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you went down to the beer fist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I suppose a good opportunity to take your mind off it.
Speaker 1: For how was the BFIST? It was? It was great.
Speaker 3: Actually, it's always a good time there at for South Bar.
Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of people wrapping up, a
Speaker 3: few people asking women. I asked you it was in
Speaker 3: the podcast fans so and I said, well, he's not
Speaker 3: selling shandies this year, so he's not. No, because you
Speaker 3: were hocking shandies a few years ago, weren't you.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever been to the haven't you
Speaker 3: The ACC was at one point? Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 3: just I just put all the events that we've been
Speaker 3: and done with the SEC together and I'm not sure
Speaker 3: who's here.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a feeder dream a lot just
Speaker 1: popping it out. A lot of people have memories of
Speaker 1: me that doesn't exist. Just put you in from another
Speaker 1: time I was somewhere else. Yeah, it does, it does
Speaker 1: makes it. It does seem like something that I would
Speaker 1: have been. I had been to that then't need to
Speaker 1: BFIST once actually when I was still at UNI, right
Speaker 1: and I had a fucking blast.
Speaker 3: Yeah inside, I mean it's great. I mean it doesn't
Speaker 3: matter what the weather's like. Yeah, people having a great time.
Speaker 1: A lot of those berfests are sort of falling by
Speaker 1: the wayside that one beers at the Basin's Bin bind
Speaker 1: yeah right, I think the because you know, there was
Speaker 1: a period there where every man and his dog had
Speaker 1: a craft brewery. Yeah, every bar, every restaurant.
Speaker 3: And now I was kind of thinking I had a
Speaker 3: sort of existential crisis when I was at the BFIST
Speaker 3: and I was thinking, what is this. We're just in
Speaker 3: a big field drinking beer. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, Well, I think we as keys need to
Speaker 1: stop pretending we're doing something anything other than what we
Speaker 1: actually are therefore, which is drinking person a field which
Speaker 1: we all love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we're not allowed to just go and do
Speaker 3: that personal field just just piss you know. It's aw
Speaker 3: Kraft beer and food. And then there's all these sort
Speaker 3: of what do you call them clinics on how your
Speaker 3: brew beer? And there's there's a band somewhere up from
Speaker 3: the far corner, but.
Speaker 1: Let's just call it what it is. We just want
Speaker 1: to gather to get the Welsh person.
Speaker 3: There's this sort of radiohodeche zone where there's a DJ
Speaker 3: just playing a lot of you know, famous songs, but
Speaker 3: with beats at it, you know, you, oh, that's always
Speaker 3: a good time, like you have bliss, but it's got
Speaker 3: to beat, it's got you know. And so that place
Speaker 3: is just absolutely going off. So and people just drink
Speaker 3: the nearest bear. He go, is this a craft beer
Speaker 3: festival or is this just sort of a gig? It's great,
Speaker 3: it's a great, great time. Any notes on your fifteenth
Speaker 3: pint of hazy? What did you notice this time? You're
Speaker 3: right though, But for thousands of years.
Speaker 1: People, you know, the ancient Romans and the Greeks were
Speaker 1: having these orgies out there, and they were just calling
Speaker 1: them orgies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at some point you had to have some kind
Speaker 3: of artifact about it. Wasn't it that you're going to
Speaker 3: a craft beer and food festival?
Speaker 1: You're not going to a pass up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's enough to get it across the line with
Speaker 3: certain people, I guess.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But like what if we call it? Whatever happened to
Speaker 1: the good old days of calling the as like we're
Speaker 1: going to host the parties called the acci pass up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Person up? Yeah? And there's nothing,
Speaker 1: there's no there's no sport event, there's nothing going on.
Speaker 3: Remember I did to Tager University. They always called Stein's.
Speaker 3: There'd just be a stein on and that's just meant.
Speaker 3: They just meant you were going to get drunk. It
Speaker 3: was just called a stein. Yeah, so there's a stein
Speaker 3: on Friday or yeah we're Yeah.
Speaker 1: There would have been kick parties as well, yeah, kick parties,
Speaker 1: Tiger parties. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But there was also I think I've talked about this before,
Speaker 3: the beer and Weinestein. So you had to be at
Speaker 3: a beer then Weinestein. So the rule was, I can't
Speaker 3: remember how the system worked, but when you bought one,
Speaker 3: your your pint back, it got replaced with a like
Speaker 3: a like a small jug of wine. Oh so you
Speaker 3: go beer and wine there, beer then wine not fine,
Speaker 3: that was that was the joke.
Speaker 1: And this was run by the Itagier University Students Association.
Speaker 3: It was the beer then Weinestein did come in as
Speaker 3: stein no, yeah, so so you had your stein yeah
Speaker 3: oh right, each one was there were different, So when
Speaker 3: you returned your beer, it got replaced with the wine one.
Speaker 3: So they always knew that you had a beerd and
Speaker 3: you had to have a wine. I mean the idea
Speaker 3: it was just to get your esteemed as possible, maggot. Yeah, yeah, meggot.
Speaker 3: So it was like, obviously someone's great joke, the beer
Speaker 3: the Winestein, Yeah, I like it, And you'd be like,
Speaker 3: can I go for another bit?
Speaker 1: No, it's a beer of in wine. That was their
Speaker 1: big issue like nowadays a bit sorry mate, you've had
Speaker 1: too many. You got to go. But back then, sorry mate,
Speaker 1: you've just.
Speaker 3: Had a beer over wine. You finish this, You finished
Speaker 3: this pint of wine. Yeah, and then we can talk
Speaker 3: about and we can talk about your next beer. Okay,
Speaker 3: until you've got through this point of white of the
Speaker 3: cheapest shit has fourteen percent white wine Country Cast, we
Speaker 3: can't even talk about another beer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I maketually a little bit on the
Speaker 1: back foot this morning myself. I went to Pearl Jam
Speaker 1: last night. Ah. Yes, did you get along to Pearl
Speaker 1: Jams as you were in Toneedo? Yeah, I just sort
Speaker 1: of got back too late to go along. I've seen
Speaker 1: them before though, Yeah, good time. They were a good time.
Speaker 1: There's a real bucket list sort of you got to
Speaker 1: see Pearl Jam if you get the opportunity. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: last night, because I think the ticket sales went quite
Speaker 1: as good as the Friday nights. Yeah, Sunday night's a
Speaker 1: tough sell for a lot of people, so tickets were
Speaker 1: easy to come by. Yeah, today, a few friends who
Speaker 1: were out there.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got a friend that always goes to bands
Speaker 3: and he doesn't really like Bends, so he starts texting
Speaker 3: about how they're not playing enough, hurts and it's boring.
Speaker 3: He went to see Tom York and the whole time
Speaker 3: he was texting me from Tom York going, this is boring,
Speaker 3: And but he just goes to every band and starts
Speaker 3: texting me that they're boring. I'm like, why, I know
Speaker 3: you don't like Pearl Jam. Yeah, why are you there?
Speaker 1: And also if you don't like Pearl Jam and you're
Speaker 1: there anyway, just like it. Yeah, just because.
Speaker 3: I'm not a huge fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, right,
Speaker 3: they kind of annoyed me, But when I saw them live,
Speaker 3: I loved it because I knew all the songs and
Speaker 3: you might as well just get into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the fucking matter. Yet there we went. Me
Speaker 1: in Lane went to fucking Travis Scott last week. Neither
Speaker 1: of us like Travis Scott. But it's the spectacle of thing,
Speaker 1: you know, at least that's only an hour of your
Speaker 1: time at Travis Scott. That's right. Yeah, he's on the plane.
Speaker 1: He beat me home. But yeah, it's like the spectacle
Speaker 1: of the thing. If you don't like it, but there's
Speaker 1: fifty thousand people who do. There's something going on. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not nothing, and it might not be for you,
Speaker 1: but at least you can enjoy the spectacle.
Speaker 3: I experienced something at Beer Festival that I'd like to share. Yes,
Speaker 3: So I was buying one of a beer at the
Speaker 3: Bohema stand. Oh, and this skill came up to me
Speaker 3: and see, you're a Trump I think, piece of shit.
Speaker 3: Jerry's with you. God, now Jerry can finally start slaking
Speaker 3: off Trump. And he did a half hour of it.
Speaker 3: But you used alway shut him down on it. And
Speaker 3: I said, oh, could you give me an example of that?
Speaker 3: She said no, it's just what I can just tell.
Speaker 3: And she was she was abusing me. She got really
Speaker 3: angry and she said, Jerry to it. And I was thinking, well,
Speaker 3: maybe it was just that the election was around this time.
Speaker 3: I don't think we ever really brought up Trump for anyway,
Speaker 3: doesn't it And then the very next person came up
Speaker 3: to me and was calling me, you need to get
Speaker 3: off ZB You're a fucking commie. You can't have another
Speaker 3: woke another woke media comment. I was like, I was
Speaker 3: getting it from both ends, and I was like, I've
Speaker 3: seen none of these things that either of you were saying.
Speaker 1: That they're just projecting whatever they want you to have been. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, I'm any blank lame z grade radio
Speaker 3: media host. You just project you just scream into the
Speaker 3: void and project your particular anxieties on me.
Speaker 1: As most of the feedback that the ACC gets as well,
Speaker 1: because the people that hate us don't ever listen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they don't know what we're actually doing, so they
Speaker 1: will think that we're this or that. Yeah, and so
Speaker 1: then they project that on deer and then they're like
Speaker 1: and actually, that woman just wanted to scrap. That's all
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 3: She didn't felt like a human center beat situation. Taking
Speaker 3: it from both heads for me, So actually, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just here to have a beer. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We posted a video of me tell the fact was
Speaker 3: in the Behemoth stand that do a veh called dump
Speaker 3: Trump Probably.
Speaker 1: We Yeah, we posted a video. I was saying that
Speaker 1: the new Zealand needed to throw the game, the Kiwis game,
Speaker 1: so that we get relegated to Tier two and we
Speaker 1: can get all the Origin players back because it was bullshit.
Speaker 1: And then the comments because the NRL Rose shared it
Speaker 1: and so these people didn't know who I was or
Speaker 1: what the a SEC was. They were just commenting, honestly,
Speaker 1: and the comments and they were all doing the same
Speaker 1: sort of thing. They were like attacking me, like this
Speaker 1: guy doesn't know what he's talking about, or is this
Speaker 1: guy It's like, hey, it can't be be wrong on
Speaker 1: both sides. Also, I was taking the purse. Yeah. My
Speaker 1: point was we need to level the playing field against tongue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so how can I be wrong on both accounts?
Speaker 3: Well, if we're going to talk about sport, and maybe
Speaker 3: we should take a break and come back and talk
Speaker 3: at school. But you actually had to say there was
Speaker 3: you would had some more to say about piljam when
Speaker 3: I rudely interrupted you. Hum, I've got I've got a friend,
Speaker 3: a friend that was out with Indie vidatol about four
Speaker 3: in the morning. Yes, apparently top top guy. He seemed
Speaker 3: like such a good guy, apparently just the nicest freaking
Speaker 3: guy in the entire world. Where did they go with
Speaker 3: the any details or no light in the details now,
Speaker 3: because the phone call happened when I was at the
Speaker 3: I just need to tell you when I was at
Speaker 3: the penalty to dealing with the other is getting the details.
Speaker 1: I'llg it back for more details later. No, he does.
Speaker 1: He did seem like a great dude. Obviously, he's he's
Speaker 1: getting on an age these days. He's not swinging off
Speaker 1: the fucking rafters or the camera boom anymore. Still doing
Speaker 1: be mixing around the Kapa. He's not being mixing around
Speaker 1: the Kappa, although he did say he was riding around
Speaker 1: the riding around the city on bikes over the last
Speaker 1: two days. And one thing I would say is it's
Speaker 1: so easy for dudes to come to New Zealand and
Speaker 1: just not give a fuck with our and just what's
Speaker 1: up Australia, how's a little gun and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: But nah, he genuinely, you know, was spinning a few
Speaker 1: yarns about New Zealand and how much he loved Auckland
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah, sky towerevers the Seattle, bloody big
Speaker 1: spike thing. Yeah, yeah, And then he got a kid
Speaker 1: up on stage. This kid had written a big sign.
Speaker 1: He'd drawn a picture of Eddie Vida's actual guitar and
Speaker 1: then said Eddie, can I play your guitar? And then
Speaker 1: turned the sign around and the kid had written a
Speaker 1: set list of all of the songs he knew how
Speaker 1: to play, so that Ieddie Vider could look at the
Speaker 1: sign and get him up and a and like it's brilliant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: rather than just can I play the guitar? Is that
Speaker 1: is organized? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was a step further, like you might just be
Speaker 3: he can't just are you in with some pelgm B
Speaker 3: side you've never heard before?
Speaker 1: No, And so they got him up there. Eventually, Before
Speaker 1: they did, they brought limp Neil Fan out, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they sung a song together. But then they got this
Speaker 1: kid up there, and the kid was playing along and
Speaker 1: then he started taking a few liberties, started started taking
Speaker 1: a couple of solos. And that's when I realized, oh,
Speaker 1: this is guitar has not turned on.
Speaker 3: Because he was just playing along with the chords at
Speaker 3: the start, and then he started getting getting a little
Speaker 3: bit outside of his crease. Well that's the key, because
Speaker 3: you can put the person, you can put a guitar
Speaker 3: through the fallback, so but not through the not through
Speaker 3: the speakers, so.
Speaker 1: He would have hurt himself. Whaling thought. But you know
Speaker 1: that's what the coincidence.
Speaker 3: You should bring up Neil fund before that, because when
Speaker 3: Neil Fan first joined Split Ends, yeah, because he's seven
Speaker 3: years younger than his brother Tim and they lost their
Speaker 3: guitarist and he just and Tim Fin rang home and said.
Speaker 1: Do you want to come in?
Speaker 3: And Neil Film was really young, like sixteen seventeen, do
Speaker 3: you want to come and join my successful rock band
Speaker 3: in the UK. But Neil wasn't really quite good enough yet,
Speaker 3: and so for the longest time they just had them
Speaker 3: through the fallback and not out through the speakers for
Speaker 3: about for about a year six months or something. And
Speaker 3: then and then nil Fin started to writing the song,
Speaker 3: so then he wrote all the hits and then change
Speaker 3: the band and then it became his band.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is brutal. Oh okay, So that kid's experience
Speaker 1: was he got up there and absolutely shredded. Yeah. In
Speaker 1: our experience was we just got to hear the song
Speaker 1: as it was. It's brilliant, great, brilliant went all round
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break we'll come back
Speaker 1: and maybe talk a bit of sport. Let's say, speaking
Speaker 1: of cars, Heath, we haven't crashed it yet, although there
Speaker 1: is a chance. Before the end of the month. We're
Speaker 1: selling our Ford Falcon Ute exclusively on Auto Trader, all
Speaker 1: proceeds going to November en Z and you can bid
Speaker 1: on that bad boy. Now there's five thousand dollars worth
Speaker 1: of goodies in there, so you'd be making money if
Speaker 1: you were to buy this thing. So to get bidding
Speaker 1: on the key with Classic Ute, you can text ute
Speaker 1: to three two three six for a direct link to
Speaker 1: the Auto Trader listing and while you're there telling you
Speaker 1: sit on about your car. It's up to about eight
Speaker 1: grand at the moment. But that auction runs to the
Speaker 1: end of the month, which is where I expect to
Speaker 1: see a spike in the as they often do. The
Speaker 1: all backs played over the weekend on Saturday morning. Would
Speaker 1: you have been in Dunedin. Yeah no, I'm managed to
Speaker 1: see that, managed to watch that, and boy that was not.
Speaker 3: The first half was not a good advertisement for the
Speaker 3: fine game of rugby union.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: A lot of scrums, a lot of scrumbs, a lot
Speaker 3: of penalties, heaps of penalties, and I mean the most
Speaker 3: exciting bat was it was a bit of air grow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there was a bit of tension, and then it was
Speaker 3: great when we won in the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely. I actually didn't mind. This was the first
Speaker 1: game I've watched that went back and forth through penalties
Speaker 1: that I actually quite enjoyed.
Speaker 3: At least Damien McKenzie was just booting them from like
Speaker 3: impressively long distances and nailing them too.
Speaker 1: Nailing them. It was almost like a rowing race, you know,
Speaker 1: where the tips of the boats go back and forth, Yeah,
Speaker 1: in front of each other, and that's sort of how
Speaker 1: the whole game played out. Damien McKenzie one Man of
Speaker 1: the match, but I don't know. He did a lot
Speaker 1: like he was dropping balls, he was kick kicking goals.
Speaker 3: It was everywhere, it was. It was That's all I
Speaker 3: love about that guy. He's just it's it's chaos. It's
Speaker 3: all over the spectrum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like running around behind the line.
Speaker 3: He's he's trying crazy things, then he's trying to be sensible,
Speaker 3: and then he's kicking.
Speaker 1: Goals that no one else can kick. Hard to game
Speaker 1: plan for d MAC, because you know, he's not really
Speaker 1: like a it doesn't seem like he's assistant player. It's
Speaker 1: just human X factor is what he is. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I think it was a couple of dudes this morning
Speaker 1: in the paper we're talking about are we are we
Speaker 1: starting to put together our own version of the South
Speaker 1: African bomb Squad? So where we've got more just by
Speaker 1: the fact that they just started. But he's usually coming
Speaker 1: off the bench. She got Patrick Twyplotzo coming off the bench. Yeah, Tossy,
Speaker 1: all these dudes coming off the bench and just completely
Speaker 1: changing the complexion of the game.
Speaker 3: I remember a while I bet people saying we need
Speaker 3: some big, big people in the team. Yeah, we're missing it,
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden we have them. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we're now we got we've got we've fixed it. Yeah
Speaker 3: we fixed it. Yeah, and we got some monsters. You've
Speaker 3: got to Marty Williams as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, Well that's the thing. There's there's no respite.
Speaker 1: You've got sixty minutes of to Mighty Williams and you're like, oh, yeah, god,
Speaker 1: he's off. Who the fuck is this guy? He's just
Speaker 1: love that. That's what you need. Just bag steaks, big
Speaker 1: hunks of meat that come out and I wonder if
Speaker 1: that's Damien McKenzie's destiny as well. So I reckon you
Speaker 1: end up with body starting and Will Jordan's starting at fullback,
Speaker 1: and then just when everyone's starting to get tired, then
Speaker 1: you bring d Maac on. Yeah, and now you're a
Speaker 1: tired loose forward and you've got the hot stepping Damian
Speaker 1: McKenzie who's just got off the exercycle. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: coming at you. I reckon, that's going to be hard
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 3: As much as I love the idea of the all
Speaker 3: black seving a bomb squad, I also like the idea
Speaker 3: that you can only sub backs but you can't sub forwards. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because because the second half, when you bring on fresh
Speaker 3: backs and you've got shagged forwards, then second half's would
Speaker 3: be fucking great the Benny Hill music. So the whole
Speaker 3: first half is about tiring out the Fords. Yeah, in
Speaker 3: the second half you got all right, mat comes out,
Speaker 3: what do we go? Yeah, it's like playing Gumberts. I
Speaker 3: think that there's too many reserves in rugby union. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: A whole forward pack that's absurd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't really buy into oh well they're
Speaker 1: going to get tired, and that's when they start up
Speaker 1: in their heads in the wrong situation, and that's okay, Maybe.
Speaker 3: We've got a stupid situation where people get sub one
Speaker 3: minute into the second half. Yeah, because they've worked out
Speaker 3: exactly by the trekkers on their back that that person
Speaker 3: can do this many minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that annoys me. It's overthinking. It is overthinking. And
Speaker 1: then because then what happens is you change your game
Speaker 1: plan knowing that you've got that other guy on the bench,
Speaker 1: So you go, all right, at what point did halfbacks
Speaker 1: only start playing sixty minutes? Yeah? I don't feel like
Speaker 1: back in the early two thousands people were doing that.
Speaker 1: I feel like a halfback was just on for the
Speaker 1: whole game. Yeah, wasn't he?
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 1: George Greek can come off at the sixty minute? I
Speaker 1: don't think so.
Speaker 3: Half back position to point a part of the game,
Speaker 3: the game changes completely. It's like when you go from
Speaker 3: starting pitching to relief pitching. You can have a game
Speaker 3: that's running really well and then just suddenly every passes
Speaker 3: above someone's head or vice versa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or vice versa, which I think is what's happened
Speaker 1: in these last couple of weeks. I think camera regard
Speaker 1: is going to be the number one once. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a few more games under his belt. Did you like
Speaker 1: Rico leading the hooker oo? It's great. Yeah.
Speaker 3: People people are up and down about all that kind
Speaker 3: of stuff, but it's like, what do people want to sport?
Speaker 1: You want?
Speaker 3: Rivalries? You want I mean, Rico, you only like I've
Speaker 3: heard a few. You know, sometimes you can be a
Speaker 3: bit problematic out and about who knows, But how good?
Speaker 3: How good to have something in rugby union that you
Speaker 3: can hang your freaking hat on.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely, I loved it. I saw people talking about
Speaker 1: it and the lead up to it, everyone say Rico
Speaker 1: lead the hoker, like he's not going to lead the anyway,
Speaker 1: and sure enough he did. I was like, that is
Speaker 1: that is great? That's great. That's everything you want out
Speaker 1: of your sports, Like you just said, like it's it's
Speaker 1: it's against the whole. Just show up, sit down, clap politely. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's let's see some ship. Yeah, let's get let's get
Speaker 1: people that are semi villains. Yeah, Rico is a villain,
Speaker 1: that's right. You know, he's a heel. I mean you know,
Speaker 1: he's he's a heel. He's a hell Yeah, he's a heel.
Speaker 1: We need some heels. Absolutely, what do you think he
Speaker 1: said to Bundy Ake afterwards there was a bit of
Speaker 1: as a handshaking, There was a bit of a discussion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was heated or not. What
Speaker 1: do you think they was there a little bit of
Speaker 1: how did you like that? Enjoy your retirement? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well yeah he did say he had that great comment.
Speaker 3: Pot then in your book, didn't he Yeah, it, which
Speaker 3: is not be too bad.
Speaker 1: But then in your fucking book, I loved it. If
Speaker 1: sam Kine's out. So we played France this weekend, coming
Speaker 1: sam Kain. Did you see the photo of the gash
Speaker 1: on his hit? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Preposterous Jesus like, hey, it looks like something from World
Speaker 3: War Two, like someone like in in the back of
Speaker 3: like a ambulance in World War Two.
Speaker 1: Yes, but someone's hit him with a hatchet.
Speaker 3: If we win against France, yeah, then it's gonna be
Speaker 3: a hell of a Northern tour. Oh yeah, well then
Speaker 3: we've only got Italy left and then and then and
Speaker 3: in this year that the all blacks a shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, winning we end with a Grand Sla Argentinian problem. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Apart from that, it's pretty good. Yeah it has been. Yeah,
Speaker 1: South Africa was up and down.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, it's interesting in the whole Sam Kne situation,
Speaker 3: isn't it, Because he's now more important than he's ever been.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he could potentially be out the speak and
Speaker 1: we need him. I think if he's our art, he
Speaker 1: goes to seven Wallace a TD to eight and then
Speaker 1: it's just rolled the dice on. I don't know. You
Speaker 1: could put Tuopovia, you could put Scott Barrett at six. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could put female into start. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: that big an issue, to be honest. Yes, Barret's played
Speaker 1: blindside before. Yeah, obviously exactly, and there's not yet there's
Speaker 1: no downside to having another monster out there on the field.
Speaker 1: The black Caps played cricket over the weekend, by the way,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he saw any of that.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Here we beat Sri Lanka in a T twenty. We
Speaker 1: beat Sri Lanka at a T twenty and the most
Speaker 1: locky Ferguson thing of all time happened with the last
Speaker 1: ball of his first over he bowled a blokeout. First
Speaker 1: two balls of his next over he got two more wickets.
Speaker 1: That's a hat trick for Locky Ferguson. Yeah, then did
Speaker 1: his ankle couldn't bowl through a the game classic. That
Speaker 1: is the most lucky Ferguson that is that is just
Speaker 1: come out, obliterate the opposition and then just pull up lame.
Speaker 3: He's a rough SloMo at you know, like you know,
Speaker 3: when you go through his action, it's like, wow, boy,
Speaker 3: this is so many pressure points.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my knee would explode just on the delivery stride
Speaker 1: watching him. Yeah, so he had a hat trick that
Speaker 1: We did a T twenty series most cricket shit ever
Speaker 1: won one as with the even numbered series. Oh as
Speaker 1: cricket we play two? Yeah, is cricket the only sport
Speaker 1: in the world that does that? It's stupid. It's stupid
Speaker 1: play one or three or five? Is it? Because I've
Speaker 1: just thought of this now because with internationals they're not
Speaker 1: really competing for anything. It's not like a league. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it actually doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: That that is.
Speaker 3: That's the weird thing when you get out of you know,
Speaker 3: domestic leagues and non World Cup. Sometimes you were just
Speaker 3: watching the thing, you go, why are we doing this?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do we get out of?
Speaker 3: It doesn't lead anywhere like even test matches to a
Speaker 3: certain extent, they're called test matches and it's like you're
Speaker 3: kind of testing each other.
Speaker 1: But you know, when it's the real the test match,
Speaker 1: one feels like because it's five days, it's its own
Speaker 1: whole event, you know.
Speaker 3: But sorry, I mean like with rugby, Oh, it's you
Speaker 3: just you're just going around the world for a few years,
Speaker 3: seeing throwing each other out for the big game that
Speaker 3: comes down the track.
Speaker 5: You know that.
Speaker 1: You know when you've been watching.
Speaker 3: You know, like me watching a lot of baseball, you're
Speaker 3: watching the NRL, or you're watching anything, and it's building
Speaker 3: up to something. Yeah, they like domestic as domestic sports
Speaker 3: do sometimes international sports. If then they're just like, it's
Speaker 3: just just kind of like you're running around. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: guess that's what it's called a test match. I suppose
Speaker 3: it is, because you're just going to test each other
Speaker 3: and see how good you are. Yeah, it doesn't really
Speaker 3: count for anything much.
Speaker 1: No pride. But even then, BF, both of them, this story,
Speaker 1: its just peaked my interest this morning. By the way,
Speaker 1: BF both them England's cricketing great and both of them
Speaker 1: was saved by former s rival Merve Hughes after a
Speaker 1: fall into a crocodile infested waters on a fishing trip
Speaker 1: in northern Australia. Both of them, along with Hughes and
Speaker 1: a group of friends, were on a boat when the
Speaker 1: accident happened, resulting in some heavy bruising to his torso,
Speaker 1: but no serious injuries for the former England all round
Speaker 1: it sixty eight years old by the way. Drunk, Oh
Speaker 1: fucking definitely. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I know some people that have had a few drinks
Speaker 3: with Worth Beefy, both of them. Yeah, they say he
Speaker 3: drinks like no one they've ever ever experienced, Just downing
Speaker 3: bottles of wine like it, like it ain't no thing
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 1: That's the part of the story that's missing. He got
Speaker 1: tangled in some ropes while moving to another boat, causing
Speaker 1: him to slip headfirst into the Moyal River, two hundred
Speaker 1: kilometers southwest of Darwin. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The river is known to be inhabited by saltwater crocodiles
Speaker 3: and bull sharks. He said, My catch of the day
Speaker 3: was the barramandi, while I was nearly while I was
Speaker 3: nearly catch of the day for all the crocs and
Speaker 3: bull sharks. Interesting fact for you man. There have been
Speaker 3: three fatal crocodile attacks in Australia this year that I'd
Speaker 3: hate to go down to a crocodile. Someone told me
Speaker 3: that they they will drag you down and store you
Speaker 3: underground and pets really like.
Speaker 1: There's some some some breeds of crocodile and this is
Speaker 1: their thing.
Speaker 3: So they have a little area under the ground, a
Speaker 3: sculler under the water where with there's some oxygen. So
Speaker 3: they'll take mammals down. They'll buy your legs off and
Speaker 3: they'll store them alive so they can come and eat them,
Speaker 3: eat them later.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, oh fuck that? Yeah, root met it.
Speaker 3: But just get me down now, don't storm in me
Speaker 3: in your terrible croc cave. Yeah yeah, jeez, that is terrifi.
Speaker 1: The Keyw's played across the weekend as well, fifty four
Speaker 1: to twelve against Papua and New Guinea. Casey McLean, who
Speaker 1: you may or may not have heard of. He's played
Speaker 1: seven games in the NROL, debuted for the Kiwis and
Speaker 1: scored four tries on debut. He's eighteen years old. Is
Speaker 1: there anyone this weekend that you would rather have been
Speaker 1: than Casey McLean? How good would that? Has that been?
Speaker 1: Sydney You've just debuted for the Kiwis scored four tries. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty and obviously everybody just has turned around and gone,
Speaker 1: how do we get him to the Warriors? Yeah? Here,
Speaker 1: any plays for the Panthers, We'll never getting all right.
Speaker 1: We know we might get him when he's thirty. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and he wants to move home. All right, Let's take
Speaker 1: one more quick break and we'll come back with yours please, yours.
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Speaker 1: We've got about five to get through today, so first caller,
Speaker 1: yours please, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Get A fella's just wondering on the Kiwis Papa New
Speaker 5: Getting game. They should have marketed it as the winner
Speaker 5: of the winner of the eighteen vn r L team,
Speaker 5: So the winner obviously gets the eighteen vinar L team
Speaker 5: and the loser gets obscurity. They maybe you should have
Speaker 5: marketed that instead of you know, playing the final before it.
Speaker 5: But anyway, I don't know how to how Australians like
Speaker 5: to do these things. So anyway, fuck Papa New Guinea.
Speaker 1: Wow, straight up your guinea. Yeah, so I completely agree
Speaker 1: with that they should have just put something on the
Speaker 1: line here. I mean, what was on the line was
Speaker 1: New Zealand could have got relegated to Tier two if
Speaker 1: we lost that game. But they should have said right
Speaker 1: here it is one or this one gets the eighteenth
Speaker 1: NRL team. That would have jested up a bit. As
Speaker 1: it stood. They played the final of the Pacific Cup
Speaker 1: Tongue of US Australia first. Yeah, and then you look
Speaker 1: at the crowd after that and it was just no
Speaker 1: one there. Yeah. I mean it's like if you know,
Speaker 1: Pilcham play and then the support out comes on. I
Speaker 1: do like that, yeah, and then you hang Liam Finn
Speaker 1: out to dry straight after it.
Speaker 3: It's no absolutely. So I'll be trying to get a
Speaker 3: radio slash acc promotion going for a while. I'm not
Speaker 3: actually sure what it is, but it'll be called the
Speaker 3: Pup and New Guinea Pigs, and maybe it's we go
Speaker 3: over and we see what it's like because you know,
Speaker 3: you have a Guinea pig, Like is it you know
Speaker 3: it's a saying for someone that's being test tested. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: So like we go and see what it's like to
Speaker 3: support the new New Guinea and team and then our
Speaker 3: arm with the Pup and New Guinea Pigs. The Pup
Speaker 3: and New Guinea pigs something like that. I don't know,
Speaker 3: I need to We'll just keep it, just keep it
Speaker 3: on the bank. It will at all of this materialized
Speaker 3: client come on board, I reckon. It's if there's a
Speaker 3: client that's on the fence about a promotion that we
Speaker 3: want to do. Yeah, we go and tested and pop
Speaker 3: on New Guiney first we are the Papa New Guinea
Speaker 3: pegs and then come back and prove that it did
Speaker 3: or didn't work.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so a series of you know, live commentate events,
Speaker 3: commentary events of cricket.
Speaker 1: We go and try it, you know, and turned up.
Speaker 1: So I guess it won't work. He struck that off
Speaker 1: the register. Is it the export Ultra Beer Garden to
Speaker 1: report Moresby?
Speaker 3: I bet I'd get an invite to that one. I'll
Speaker 3: be putting with Leader Housing for there to say, hey, Matt,
Speaker 3: we've got a trip for you. You know, we couldn't
Speaker 3: take you to to.
Speaker 1: You know, the Germany. We've got it.
Speaker 3: Here's some later. Here's Jerry sign Now to ludah Housen.
Speaker 3: We got to you're going to board speak. You are?
Speaker 1: You are? You are? Another call here yourspose it's just
Speaker 1: sitting here watching the pacast time this I again.
Speaker 4: Just sort of let you know my favorite pastime, the
Speaker 4: sting and the boys get paid and the chair everyon
Speaker 4: a whole.
Speaker 1: Bunch of wrong tips. That way, it makes me feel
Speaker 1: better about oh my bad bits sort of gone wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm sorry boys. Yeah. Well there's a lot of
Speaker 1: energy coming through on that. But I like the plan.
Speaker 3: Speaking of tips, Stone, what do I say to even
Speaker 3: on a Friday put money on the all Blacks because
Speaker 3: they're paying too sixty and the all Blacks there was.
Speaker 1: I mean, that was just easy money. There was out
Speaker 1: of principle, you needed to put money on that day.
Speaker 1: The disrespect, the.
Speaker 3: Disrespect the Blacks are never too sixty against Island get out.
Speaker 1: You take that week twice Sunday. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: It's diabolical, it's evil, it's genius. He's putting fake tips.
Speaker 3: Into I think maybe the notorious pants Man's doing putting
Speaker 3: fake tips into the good Will, which is how bidding
Speaker 3: what sip group out because thing's been coming through. Although
Speaker 3: he is having a big weekend. To be fair, it's
Speaker 3: not easy to be cutting tracks on the dance floor
Speaker 3: at a beer fist. Well also throwing you know, throwing
Speaker 3: out tips on the next race from Trent.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and coming off the back of a Melbourne
Speaker 1: Cup blowout on Tuesday as well. Pantsman's got a bit
Speaker 1: on his play. Plus he's also the nurl inside another
Speaker 1: coller of yours boys.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to fucking pack up my sider the fucking
Speaker 4: bear fist, and these bloody clowns are harassing everyone and
Speaker 4: forcing them out the door.
Speaker 1: They're playing this message just over again. Can someone please
Speaker 1: give Wells and Mashy fucking ship for this fuck? Jeremy
Speaker 1: Wells did you hear the the Jeremy Wells get out
Speaker 1: of the stadium.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeremy Wells appeared. He didn't did a weird thing.
Speaker 3: He didn't go to be a fist. For sometimes some reason,
Speaker 3: I did instead of him. It was the last last
Speaker 3: Hodaki appearance ahead since I've moved to z B. But
Speaker 3: he was appearing on a big screen, and you know,
Speaker 3: Meshi is not the brownest person. Jerry is quite brown.
Speaker 3: But sometimes a camera will pick up more than the
Speaker 3: human eye will, and so they were appearing huge, like giant.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was like all welling and huge on video screens,
Speaker 3: just handing out information all day at the beer Fist
Speaker 3: on these massive screens with just Meshi looking so pale
Speaker 3: that you can almost see through them, and Jerry looking
Speaker 3: so orange.
Speaker 1: Crime.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and.
Speaker 3: It was harsh from Bereh because everywhere you're win and
Speaker 3: he was trying to have a drink, and there was
Speaker 3: just a giant hym telling people what to do with
Speaker 3: the toilets were and just constantly telling people to read
Speaker 3: to hydrate, you know that that message you say when
Speaker 3: everyone's getting steamed. But you have to make it seem
Speaker 3: like it's a responsible event and it's not just ever
Speaker 3: getting seemed in a field, which is what you've got
Speaker 3: to have. Jeremy Wells and mass just appearing on big
Speaker 3: screens telling people to hydrate constantly and not to vape.
Speaker 3: Do you think what do I don't know if mess
Speaker 3: you should be telling you not to pass messes. There's
Speaker 3: a seventh there's a you know, a twenty meter high
Speaker 3: mash telling you not to vape. Well, there's a six
Speaker 3: foot two mesh, six foot four mesh besides you.
Speaker 1: Vaping makes a message smoking. Look at Chimney. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much for your call. Another caller here, yours.
Speaker 4: Please you know, Lad's just me again. Charades Man really
Speaker 4: impressed with the charades this week. Both teams did very well.
Speaker 4: Just a suggestion for the year and the special just
Speaker 4: one doll. The categories just be his charades where he
Speaker 4: does it and both teams have to guess what he's
Speaker 4: doing because I go in half the time, but.
Speaker 1: Mate to two pis those of that show.
Speaker 3: So what happened you're on all the marketing? Yeah, what
Speaker 3: happened was I got another job during this show time.
Speaker 3: So I mean, the pantsman can give bidding taps while
Speaker 3: he's on the dance floor, but I can't. Can't be
Speaker 3: into on a television show while I'm doing a radio show.
Speaker 1: Can't do it, can't do it? Yeah, I think the Yeah,
Speaker 1: my team has not scored like multiple points on the
Speaker 1: charades round for weeks now. That's tough, tough round. But
Speaker 1: how many more episodes of the show. This week's the
Speaker 1: final and then they're going to do like an end
Speaker 1: of year final Christmas special, so I'll hopefully get you
Speaker 1: in for that. We'll see if we can do it
Speaker 1: a bit later. All right, just before we go, one
Speaker 1: last caller to get to here, call it yours please.
Speaker 5: Like a.
Speaker 1: All right, and then it's probably a good way to
Speaker 1: eat it. And on that note, thank you very much
Speaker 1: for joining us. We'll see you later on Yeah, see
Speaker 1: you on Wednesday for my normal, normal wounder. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, all right, thanks same busy.
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